#i think the hardest all of us laughed was at uncle stripe ending up in wendys bush (oo-er) after the wedding

[honeycherrydohnuts]

the sign bluey was really good can confirm. and also genuinely very funny. and also really heartwarming, the bit at the end with bluey and bingo was so so cute 🥺🥺

[moth-gay-blog]

What are your plans for New Year’s? It's only May, dude. I don't even plan a week ahead because I assume I'll be dead by then.

Will you be kissing anyone at midnight on New Year’s? If I'm alive, yeah.

How many books are in the room you’re currently in? I'm not counting. I have three full bookshelves in this room.

What was the last thing someone told you they were proud of you for? I'm not sure.

Do you think highly of yourself? Pfft no.

Have you ever coughed/sneezed and it made your back hurt really bad? Yes.

Do you think it is a sign of weakness to cry? No.

Do your parents still treat you as though you are a child? Yes.

Have you ever been called useless? Yes.

If someone who you didn’t love spilled their heart to you what would you do? I...don't know. This has happened to me before and I handled it very poorly. I wouldn't want that to happen again. But I'm really not sure what I'd say.

Why does a rose represent love if a rose always dies? Oh shut up.

Can you name all of the presidents? Not offhand.

If given the choice, what genre of movie would you like to star in? Some weird art house shit.

Have you ever had something stuck in your teeth, but no one told you? Probably.

What keeps you awake at night? My inconsistent sleep schedule.

Honestly, are you happy right now, or just putting on a show? At this very second, I'm fine. In general, I tend to be depressed at any given moment, but I don't really do a whole lot to hide it. People just don't notice.

What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? The internet.

Do you prefer carpeted floors or hardwood floors? Carpeted, even though they're harder to clean.

Could you live without tv? Yes.

Does time really heal all wounds? No.

Does the sight of blood make you squeamish? Not squeamish, but it can trigger bad thoughts.

Do you think people take you seriously? No.

Honestly, do you talk [bad] about other people? Only people who have fucked me over.

What would be your perfect sandwich? Depends on my mood.

Did you have fun over the weekend? It's still the weekend. Yesterday ended up being fun but I stressed about it the whole time beforehand. And today is gonna be stressful and awful.

What are you going to be doing three hours from now? I’ll be at my uncle's.

How many days are there in a regular year? 365...

Do you know anybody who’s blind? I don't think so.

What’s the closest thing to you that makes noise? My laptop or phone.

Have you ever lied about something TRULY important? Probably.

Do you have anything in your room that you don’t EVER use? Yes.

Do you have a problem with authority? Yes. Actually that's one of the symptoms of BPD, I believe. I could be wrong, but I think it's in the criteria.

When do you usually go to bed? Whenever.

If a stranger asked you to take a picture with them what would you do? Uhhh unless it's at a con or something, I'd definitely say no.

What is the best commercial you’ve ever seen? Red Stripe ads are short and weirdly entertaining.

Have you ever been in court? No.

Do you lie when talking to telemarketers? No, I just hang up.

Have you ever broken something out of frustration? Probably.

Do you read fast? No.

What are you in the mood to do right now? Nothing, but unfortunately I have to Do Things.

Do you flip your pillow over to the ‘cool side’ when you’re laying down? No, I have a weird pillow that's full of water, and the plug thing is on the bottom. If I flip the pillow over it'd be hard to sleep on it.

Have you ever flipped off your mother or father? Jokingly.

Do you know anyone who doesn’t like chocolate? I did in high school.

What is the last really expensive thing you bought? I'm not sure.

Do you have a trampoline? No.

Have you ever bowled a strike? Yes.

What was your worst date ever and why? Goddd. I went on a date with my ex Paul, but some friends were also there. His friend and two of mine were there. One of my friends was gay in the way that the Straights hate. Flamboyant, unashamed, etc. And my ex said some gross shit to him that pissed me off. (At this time, I thought I was a bisexual cis girl, for context. So my then boyfriend was not gay) He didn't know anyone else at the table besides my friend was anything but straight, so he thought we'd all laugh with him, for some reason? But instead everyone just got all quiet and it got real awkward and idk I just ignored him for the rest of the night and ended up going home with my friends when I was supposed to go home with him lmao