#i think the ethels r. not OFFENDED that nat is a vegetarian but they do not understand it at all
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I'm actually so glad nat is a vegetarian so I don't have to describe the tastes of, textures of, experience of consuming, etc the ethel house Mystery Meats
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#tw cannibalism#like. it's not because they're vampires but it is because. uhhhh. don't think about it#i think the ethels r. not OFFENDED that nat is a vegetarian but they do not understand it at all#boy will drink humans but not eat them??#does alex eat the mystery meats. i think mostly alex avoids the mystery meats. i think#if alex is going to be forced into going to the ethels house and forced to engage in a stupid little tea party#then its going to think mystery meats are stupid and wasteful like. there r so many blood based dishes#that will actually help it. mystery meats will not. mystery meats r just. bad#anyway. hi! I'm monday! cannibalism makes me feel nauseous and i dont like thinking abt it but#mystery meats.........#like idk man the ethels are lots of things but they're not wasteful :-)#delete later
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