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skeletalheartattack · 3 years ago

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*Reads tags of the recent post*

*stops*

*reads line again*

Ok, ok. Well, honestly i understand why, how but the what is still strong. Was not ready for the "King K.Rool is fail malewife" take. You surely mean the cartoon one, but someone who plays smash and see him as a fucking feral animal bruiser that only borders on cartoony that was a fucking whiplash.

Like, the croc runs on all four and makes kaiju noises in game, so the idea of someone pointing at that and calling him malewife after getting brutally manhandled by him into several matches kinda fucking froze time for a second.

Honestly, *thumbs up* you a funny creature. Thank you for the discourse and commended for the amazing taste in cartoon men.

gehehehehe >:}

yeah! im primarily referring to the DKC cartoon version of him, though i also mean K Rool from DKC 1 and 2. bastard fails at capturing dk and his banana hoard. though now that im properly awake now, i... don't know why i classified him as a malewife. i think i was too distracted by men in general that he kinda just slipped in there, but the cartoon adaptation of him? yeah no def pathetic male wife.

i kinda forgot how different K Rool is in Ultimate, he's less of a goofy final boss type dude and more of a beast. i will simply still classify him as such because i think its funny. thank you anon :)

#ask #anon #related to my last ask's notes #also i LOVE catching folks off guard like that #i think thats why i still enjoy making infomaniac posts #the audio aspect lets me just absolutely write the most batshit things without worrying that people will see the joke coming #like with text. sometimes my eyes wander too far into the words without reading the words beforehand #then i get spoiled on the punchline or whatever #but with audio? you cant accidentally do that! thats what i love about audio babes #with my last infomaniac post. i had to ensure i DIDNT draw the brickster.#otherwise itd give away him saying ''i love to have sex with my fail husband of all time: the brickster!!''#but yeah with king k rool? i think hes neat :)#i love all the kremlin designs honestly #like if i had to classify character designs that i love. itd be them #sharp teeth? check. their OUGHs when you defeat them? check. dude with the big coat and hooks? vibes babey.#insane? check. dumb as all hell? oughh check babey. big dudes? ehehe check #i remember going to my cousins house one day and playing DKC 1 #but like i asked them within the past few years like ''oh do yall still have dkc and your snes?''#and they were like ''no man that was your snes and dkc''#i. i knew we had a snes but. i dont remember bringing it or its games with me to their house.#i mean id bring my n64 to my cousins house down south. but the snes??? granted i dont have a lot of memories of our snes #like. we had to sell it or something cause our cousin got a penny stuck in it #idk why that warrented needing to sell it. though maybe we sold it for money to buy a new console??? idk!#ik we had a dreamcast. i remember visiting this house (when i use to live in a dif house) and playing sonic adventure 1 #i dont think i played past eggmans first boss. probably because the game doesnt have the best guidance in where to go #i still have a copy of crazy taxi. but i think we sold it too? idk for what though #we had a PS2 before that dreamcast (i think?) cause i use to play dbz budokai and watch my brother play twisted metal black #i dont remember much about TMB beyond the title screen. but ik we had the game.#wow thats a lot of notes that arent about k rool being a fail male wife. oh well!! i still stick with it.#thank you for reading my insane tags :) validation for my taste in cartoon men is. well validating

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