#i think one day laslow rips out the crazy psycho laugh in battle (which is canon. maybe not the psycho part but i imagine he’d put some
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
there is something very humorous about the potential of xander trio poly and i think most of it is just xander being horrifically in love with two of the worst people to ever grace nohr. normally this is only moderately funny but when you’re the crown prince its like “dude you need to LOCK IN” but he cant bc his retainers are doing twirly spins and maniac evil laughs during battle and thats so hot. he just took a thunder spell to the face
#ann plays fates#woke up and thought about them#hello#where i am#i like xander with both of his retainers a LOT#and i also. like laslow and peri together. not sure why polyamory never crossed my mind#maybe because third wheeling your own retainers/your own king is also an immensely funny concept idk#i think one day laslow rips out the crazy psycho laugh in battle (which is canon. maybe not the psycho part but i imagine he’d put some#theatric into it) and xanders like OUUUGGHTHHGHGGGHHGG#one day peris line ‘lord xandy come look at these new ballet moves lazzy taught me’ and he CANNOTTT take it#and the other two r j like ?? is he ok haha? yeah probably#i love down bad xander
54 notes
·
View notes