#i think of them bcs my mom has thrown a knife at my dad at least once before. this probably dates back 30 years now

[beauzos]

every time i see John Garrideb i feel so bad for the fella. they rly portray his wife physically abusing him as funny and lighthearted. frankly i don't think a woman hitting, throwing things (including a KNIFE), and pouring scalding tea on her husband who has done nothing wrong is very funny personally!

[connor-draws-things]

Hey, I know you guys didn't ask for it, but here it is anyways

// It's Jackson's backstory (he finally has a killer name, Blind Brother and @strawberrydadmare helped me out with the name) The story is 2k words btw, so skip past it if you don't want to read bc idk how to add a "keep reading" thing on mobile (Also, reminder that I did not edit this and wrote it while I was tired, so cut me some slack if this makes very little sense)

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"Another day, more bullshit." Jackson said to himself, tying his shoes and zipping up his backpack.

"I know, right? This is stupid. Mom and Dad put us through hell everyday and we STILL have to go to school and deal with the teacher's lectures and rules." Leo said, annoyed.

Jackson waited at the door, "Are you ready to go?" Leo nodded and walked out the door, Jackson following behind him.

The entire day went as normal, Jackson and Leo got yelled at for things they didn't do, had many assignments to finish, and a hell of a lot of homework. But if the teachers actually thought they were going to do all that work, they were highly mistaken. They came back from school, got yelled at by their parents on why the house wasn't clean, and was threatened to clean up immediately. Of course, when Jackson rolled his eyes and started walking upstairs, having done this so many times before, his mother slapped him and told him to get to work.

So he did, and that's how Leo and Jackson spent two hours of their life on cleaning.

Later that Night

"I'm gonna run away." Jackson said to Leo, "you should come with me."

"What?! No way, dude!" Leo responded, "You're stupid if you're even thinking about some shit like that. Mom or Dad could catch you."

"So let them, I don't even care at this point. I just don't want to sit around doing nothing about the way I'm treated." Jackson retorted, "I already have my bags ready to go. So are you coming with me or not?

"I already said no! Like, where would we live? I'm sure Mom and Dad would definitely find us living on the streets. We need to get jobs so we could have food to eat, and what about washing our clothes? We can't afford a washing machine!" Leo tried to reason

"We could live in that woodsy place, we could make shelter, hunt animals, and there's probably a creek in there somewhere to wash our clothes in."

"Hell no. I am not going into those woods. Last time we went hiking there, I felt like something was watching me. And now, with all the rumors going around about The Slenderman, you're insane if you go into those woods!"

"You're just paranoid. The Slenderman isn't real, he's just some stupid urban legend parents tell their kids to get them to behave. So I guess you're not coming with me, then?"

"I already said no! I'm not going with you!"

"...Well at least one more thing before I go," Jackson holds up his pinkie finger, "brothers forever?"

Leo sighs and interlocks his pinkie with his twin's, "Brothers forever. Be safe out there, okay? And don't let Mom and Dad catch you."

"I'll keep that in mind. See ya, Leo." He waves goodbye to Leo before stepping out of his bedroom door to see his mom standing outside, waiting. She had heard the whole conversation.

"Running away?! You selfish little brat!" She held Jackson by the ear and walked him down the stairs, in front of the basement door. She opens the door and throws him inside, locking it, "You can't run away now, can you? Wait till I get your father."

Ever since then, if Jackson even made eye contact with the rest of the family, he'd get thrown against a wall. He began growing numb to his punishments.

It was late one night, and Jackson was cold. He had no blankets and had to lie on the concrete ground. He could barely fall asleep. He heard the sound of a key opening the door and the door creaking open. Leo walked into the basement.

"Jackson, come on, mom and dad are asleep right now, you don't have long, you gotta run away now."

"Leo? But you were against me running away before."

"That was over half a year ago, you have to run away now. Go to the cops or something, tell them about mom and dad."

"But the nearest police station is at least an hour away on foot!"

"Take a shortcut through the woods, and take some food with you, I know dad has been starving you." Leo told Jackson. Jackson did as he said and began to walk outside barefoot.

"Are you forgetting something?" Leo held out his pinkie. Jackson smiled softly and interlocked their pinkies. They didn't have to say it, they just knew what it meant.

"Brothers forever."

Jackson walked out the door, barefoot, as Leo walked back to his room and went to bed.

It had been half an hour into the woods, and Jackson was getting tired of walking. He began crying and fell to the ground, tears streaming down his cheeks. None of this would've happened if he hadn't been so loud, none of this would've happened if he just didn't have the thought about it in the first place

He had bruises and cuts all over his body from both the physical abuse and the branches that poked out at him every second.

He cried on the ground and curled up into a ball. He was going to stay there for about ten minutes, but his plans changed after he had heard something nearby him. He immediately perked up and began listening and watching very closely.

As he was scouting the area around him, he noticed something in the trees. Something tall. Too tall to be a person, but didn't have the shape of any animal or tree there. Jackson stared closely and found that this person had no face. It had to be the Slenderman the rumors had mentioned. A tall figure who lives in the woods, dressed in a suit and has no face.

Jackson was scared, who wouldn't be? He backed away from Slenderman as he got closer and closer to Jackson. Instead of killing him right then and there, Slenderman held out his hand. Jack, still very afraid, took his hand and was helped to get back on his feet.

"Thank you, Slend-" He didn't even finish his sentence before Slenderman was gone. He shrugged it off, and began walking to the police station again. But a voice started ringing, repeating in his head.

"Go back to home. Don't go to the police station. Kill your parents. Then come back to the woods. The Slenderman will be waiting for you. He will give you a new home." It was repeating over and over again, Jackson could barely hear himself thinking regular thoughts again, the voice kept pushing to the from of hi mind until he stopped and considered the option. He eventually did what the voice told him to do, a rush of adrenaline coursing through his veins.

He began the long way back home, and was greeted by a house with all of its lights off and everyone inside sleeping. He snuck in through the backdoor, where the kitchen is and grabbed a long, sharp knife, almost brand new.

He slowly walked up the stairs, careful not to make noise and slowly opened his parents' room door. He was finally getting payback for all the shit he'd gone through over the years.

He raised the knife and forced it down on his mom's neck, killing her almost immediately, she almost screamed if Jackson hadn't cut so deep into her neck. His dad was next. Jackson lightly traced the knife over the area of the heart, trying his best to remember anatomy of internal organs and where the best place to strike would be. He finally found the spot and cut deep into it, His dad screamed loudly before Jackson covered his mouth and took the knife out, leaving his father to bleed to death.

"J-jackson?" Leo stood at the doorway, rushing over as soon as he heard his dad scream. Jackson looked over at Leo and smiled.

"They're finally gone!" He said, placing the knife on the bed.

"I told you to get the police, not kill them! Oh my god...Look at what you did...oh my god…" Leo stared in disbelief at the bodies, terrified that his brother would do such a thing.

"We have to go to the woods now, Leo. Come on, let's go!" Jackson tugged at Leo's shirt.

"The cops are going to find us, they're gonna think that I helped you! No, no, no, no, I didn't kill anybody! I can't stay here!" Leo said to himself

"That's why we have to go to the woods now. Come on, brothers forever, right?" Jackson held out his pinkie.

"No." Leo responded. He quickly grabbed the knife from the bed and pointed it at Jackson, his hands shaking, "If you come closer, I'll kill you, you friggin psycho."

"Oh, come on, don't be like that." Jackson started walking towards him. Leo cut Jackson's cheek and it began bleeding, "Oh, so you weren't joking, huh?" Jackson tried wiping the blood away but it began smudging all over his face.

"That was a warning, next time, you'll actually get it." Leo threatened.

"Leo, just calm down-" Police sirens began wailing in the far distance, they would be there in 20 minutes at most. Jackson looked back at Leo after he got distracted and saw that Leo was now pointing the knife to himself.

"Leo, what the hell do you think you're doing?!" Jackson yelled. Leo drove the knife right into his stomach as hard as he could and pulled it back out, stabbing himself repeatedly as much as he could.

Jackson stood there, staring at the dead body of his brother, "No, oh jeez, no..." He broke down in loud sobs, "No, I can't look at this...No...he wouldn't just do that…" He began freaking out, trying to think of how to stop looking at his brother's dead body. He tried covering his eyes and closing them, but the image still flashed in his mind. His last resort was to take his eyes out completely.

He tried to scratch them out, but that didn't work he stared at the knife in his brother's hand and slowly reached for it, stabbing his eyes and pulling them out of their sockets. But the image of his dead brother stayed in his head. He couldn't take it anymore. The sirens were getting closer and he began to panic. He ran down the stairs, and fell down, bumping into everything on the way out of the backdoor. He ran into the woods behind his house, running into branches along the way.

He finally stopped when he felt he was far enough away. He then felt a familiar hand on his shoulder

"Slenderman?"

Slenderman grabbed him by the arm and started leading him through the woods. Jackson stood in place, however, refusing to go with him.

"You never said my brother would die! Bring him back! Please!..." Jackson's voice began breaking at the thought of his brother, "I'll only go with you if you bring him back." There was a long silence.

"Slenderman? Are you still there?"

"Hey, Jackson."

"Leo? Oh my goodness, Slenderman actually brought you back?!" Jackson waited for Leo to talk to him again, but was met with more silence, "You're still mad at me for killing Mom and Dad, aren't you?" 

"Yeah, kinda. But I mean, the world could do without them, right?" Leo responded, "You should probably start walking now, Slenderman is about to leave without you. Follow my voice."

"Oh! He's still here!" Jackson began walking to where he heard Leo's voice and eventually bumped into Slenderman, who didn't really mind it at all. Jackson felt himself walking up some stairs, "Where are we?"

"You're in Slenderman's mansion now. He's going to take care of you, but you have to obey him." Leo explains.

"Oh, of course!" Jackson bumped into a wall while walking around the mansion.

Leo laughed, "You're gonna have to learn to walk around, now that you're blind, you idiot."

"You're gonna help me, right?" Jackson asked.

"Of course I will."

Jackson held out his pinkie, "...Brothers forever?" He felt a warm sensation wrapped around his pinkie.

"Brothers forever." Leo responded. If only his brother could see the smile spread across his face.

[cryingbilldenbrough]

you: a concept: kasplonbrough also you in the tags of your post: “i’m feeling some bill/eddie/mike ot3!” me: ok bitch it’s time so i’m thinking i’m going to need to know who was dating first and how was the third person added? like i need to know some origin stuff. please and thank you (also ilysm).

OK so let’s build off this post

the thing is, bill knows eddie loves mike more than friends, more than a brother even

he can tell by the way eddie gets a little short of breath when mike bends over to pick up a particularly heavy rock, muscles straining beneath a white shirt

and bill knows mike’s similarly smitten, cause he bites back a smile whenever eddie gets started on one of his rants, gearing up and sucking in a deep breath to get ready to talk for as long as he can without interruption

bill figures he just needs to leave them to it

(even though he’s fallen in love with mike’s smile and his casual wit and his soft-spoken intelligence)

(even though he’s been in love with eddie kaspbrak since before he can remember)

he knows he needs to step back and let them figure it out, without getting his own stupid feelings involved

cause for bill, love is So Messy

he’s a glass table with jagged broken edges, one blow from fracturing further into a thousand pieces

and his friends deserve a love untainted, without fear of breaking

(bill’s kind of an idiot)

anyway, mike and eddie never get together as kids

cause eddie goes off to new york for the second half of high school and mike takes on more responsibility at the farm

and they all kind of just…. forget each other

bill forgets about thursday night dinners and helping mike’s mom cook and he forgets looking out the kitchen window to watch mike and eddie, pink cheeked and eyes watering from battling biting wind, do farm chores with breathless smiles on their faces

bill eats dinner alone at the dining room table at his house and can’t shake the feeling of emptiness in his chest

he shoulders the invisible burden, he goes to college, becomes World Famous Author bill denbrough, and forgets all about Derry and his Family

until mike hanlon calls him late one night

it’s nearing 3am and he’s awake, because bill really doesn’t sleep much

and the caller ID has a number with a maine area code

he answers hesitantly, mind almost numbingly blank, and gets shot back into the past by the sound of mike’s voice

he books the next flight home and spends the journey bouncing his knee anxiously

he gets into town at like noon the next day and immediately goes to the derry public library

mike hanlon grew up handsome, as if there was any worry of that

his shoulders are broad and strong and he shakes bill’s hand with confidence and god, bill feels it all rushing back

the warmth of loving mike flows through his veins and god, how did he forget? how did he let this memory slip past his finger tips

the fear is almost an afterthought, the reason they’re there and Together at the back of bill’s mind, forgotten

he goes back to mike’s house and sleeps in his guest room and bill hasn’t felt so At Home since he stopped going to hanlon family dinners

there’s a piece missing though

cause the dinner table isn’t the same when eddie’s not chattering away 

conversation is stilted, not because mike and bill can’t get along by themselves, but because they’re constantly pausing

as if they know instinctively eddie would want to butt in and say his piece

it’s not until the next day, late into a lazy afternoon 

(mike had gone to work for a few hours in the morning and returned to explain the Full Story of Its return with bill)

eddie comes home

he somehow knows where mike lives, marching right up the porch steps and something in bill’s chest pulls him to the door, answering it before eddie can even knock

eddie kaspbrak grew up good. his hair is fluffy and he has a pair of thin-framed wire glasses on his face and he’s wearing a really warm looking sweater

bill scoops him into a hug and breathes in deep, familiar and grounding

they share a bottle of wine in celebration that night, gathered around the kitchen table at mike’s house

they’re loose, flushed and giggly, and bill looks at his boys with wonder on his face

“how’s your dad?” eddie asks, almost as if the thought has just occurred to him

bill remembers then, remembers cooking with jess hanlon, remembers the bond with mike’s family he once had

mike swallows, looking just a little too old and weary, and tells them of both parent’s tragic deaths

will passed away from cancer a few winters back and jess hanlon followed him peacefully the following spring

it really really fucking hurts to hear

it’s like bill’s been given a gift and then had it ripped from his grip

he reaches out, across the table, and grabs mike’s hand

eddie has the other, fingers interlocked, and they’re a chain of grieving

they spend that night in remembrance of their family and all they shared

as time goes on, the losers arrive one by one

bev then ben then richie (no stan, and that fucking burns too)

they spend a day lost in memories again, relearning a forgotten childhood

and bill tries not to want it

he tries not to want to gather eddie and mike up and flee this cursed town

he tries not to want to finally let himself indulge in a fantasy where he gets both of his boys all for his own

he tries not to picture himself happy

because it’s all going to be torn apart soon

he puts his head down and tries to get some fucking Work done and doesn’t get distracted by eddie’s familiar lilting laugh and mike’s fucking stupid white smile

(it’s not going well)

they go on their Walking Tours and god, it’s only worse

cause mike fucking gives bill the gift of Silver, of memory of childish carefree fun

bill and mike spend the afternoon riding his bike like fucking children

and then eddie comes home from his own Tour with scraped knees and a dirty face and bill plummets back to earth

he remembers why they’re here

he throws himself back into it with fervour

he tries to remember their secrets, their hidden weapons, the reasons they survived the first time

he tries to make a plan, a foolproof plan to beat It

letting himself get lost in mike and eddie is really not a part of the plan

unfortunately (fortunately) for bill, eddie kaspbrak has never once done anything according to bill’s plan

he sneaks into bill’s room late one night, when they’re so close to the end that bill can taste it

there’s a thrumming in the air that bill knows means their time is almost up

(bill doesn’t know that Henry Bowers is currently making his way to the hanlon house, fully intent on killing them all)

he slides the door open almost silently, feet tracking over the hardwood floors, and bill sits up in bed as he enters

“eds?” he says, voice scratchy, and feels eddie sit down on the edge of his bed

“it’s me” he answers, but bill knew that from his soft breath and steady heartbeat

“w-what’s up?”

“oh, nothing. just wondering if we’re gonna die tomorrow.”

bill doesn’t answer. it’s answer enough. eddie sighs and takes a deep breath in, almost like he’s steeling himself

(bill loves his brave boy)

“bill?”

“yeah”

“i love you”

bill wants to brush it off

he wants to go back to forgetting, to letting things fall through his fingers without feeling their loss

but he can’t

“i love you t-too, eds” he says instead

eddie plants a hand on bill’s knee through the blankets and kisses him

just once, light and steady, and then he backs off

and u KNOW that once bill’s tasted the forbidden fruit he can’t forget

he dives back in head first

“what about mike” he can’t help but breathe against eddie’s mouth

“i’m sorry,” eddie says, and moves back

bill chases him, leaning in and trying to capture his mouth again, but eddie’s gone

“what?” bill asks, confused

“i’m sorry, i shouldn’t have,” eddie’s making excuses, running a hand through his hair and bill reaches up to flatten it down “i just thought maybe…. i just figured you had maybe felt what i did but i understand if you’re just interested in mike i shouldnt have assumed and i love mike too it’s okay you two deserve each other i shouldn’t have come in here”

“whoa whoa whoa,” bill says, putting his hands up because eddie is rambling and he isn’t making any sense “eds, i love you,”

“yeah, but–”

“but what?”

“but you love mike” 

bill chuckles

“can’t i love both my boys?” he says

and eddie fucking crashes into him

anyway, i dont feel like getting into logistics bc i have already written too many words of ot3 makeouts and there’s only so many times u can write three-way kissing b4 u wanna die

but they end up in mike’s bed, pressed together on the king size mattress

and that’s when fucking henry bowers makes his debut

but! 

mike’s not alone this time

he’s flanked by bill and eddie and they have something worth fucking fighting for now

they’re been recharged by every moment they’ve been together and they’re fucking unstoppable

mike takes a knife to the thigh and bowers gets off a solid right hook to eddie’s jaw but otherwise they’re virtually unharmed

it has Begun though

they make their way down to the sewer, just like they’re meant to

except man, bill’s powerful this time

(there’s no Audra, nothing to distract him, and his boys are walking strong beside him)

eddie supports mike, the other man’s arm thrown over his shoulder, as they track through the sewers

and while Bill and Richie go into the deadlights, mike is there to help eddie take down the spider

and eddie kaspbrak does not lose his fucking arm

because right as he’s thrusting his inhaler into Its mouth, mike’s arm catches him round the waist and pulls him back

eddie loses the tips of his fingers but it could have been a LOT fucking worse

eddie and mike call bill back from the Deadlights together, whispering “come home bill” into the Void

“you’re too old,” It tries to taunt, tries to distract from the power of eddie and mike calling him back “too old and broken and you’re all going to die here” 

bill hears mike and eddie’s whisper in his head

and turns to richie, eyes flashing wickedly in the dark vaccuum of the void

and he smiles

because nothing can stop bill from getting back to his boys

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[velveteds-blog]

hey-o it’s ric-o !! just kiddin’ it’s sam here with no impulse control cause i’ve brought in five more muses . you can read a little about them under the cut ! come hmu in the ims or on discord if u would like to plot with them or any of my other muses ?! kees kees .. x

NATHALIE KELLEY, CISFEMALE, SHE/HER — have you met fidelia marisol medina yet ? the thirty one year old is known for being both cunning and sedulous, but also very contentious and brutal. born in new york city, lia now lives in westminster, a classy criminal who sends "brb gotta sin" texts at least three times daily.

fidelia was born and raised in good ol’ new york city ! she was born to a relatively more lower class family . with two younger siblings , her father eventually skipped town on their family when he decided he didn’t want to deal with them anymore 

she was only ten at the time and had to watch as her mom continuously struggled to provide for her and her siblings . 

tw: drugs. at the age of thirteen , lia finally had enough and started getting involved in some shady drug shit just to help her family make ends meet

tw: gang related. she eventually got involved with a notorious new york gang where she worked as a dealer . at the age of twenty , her mom got a prospective job offer that would change their lives so she moved with her and her little siblings to london . from that point on , her mom and her little siblings lived a happier and more comfortable life

tw: gang. but lia fell back into her old ways and ended up getting involved with the north gang ( the underworld plot ) because that’s all she’s ever known really 

tw: drugs. she’s worked her way up the ladder after years of allegiance to the gang and is now the head of the drug smuggling/trafficking operation there .

personality wise , she’s very smart , street wise at least . very head strong and independent , she gets what she wants , always . lia is very closed off , it’s not easy for her to open up to people . she’s always known a very lonely life esp since she was forced to grow up so quickly . she can be very aggressive when she wants to be . lia comes off as v ruthless and scary but if ur on her good side , she’ll be infinitely loyal and look out for u always

wanted connections : fwb , party buddies , people from her old gang , her family ( mom and two younger siblings ! ) , people from her current gang , exes that ended badly , relationships that could never take off properly because of how closed off she is . honestly anything please

DIEGO LUNA, CISMALE, HE/HIM — have you met rafael lorenzo valdivia yet ? the thirty six year old is known for being both conscientious and well-meaning, but also very abrasive and argumentative. born in los angeles, raf now lives in camden, an actual dad who cracks way too many dad jokes for his own good, that is when he's not being a hardass detective.

highkey based off of nick amaro from law and order svu . 

tw: sex crimes. works with lolana as a sex crimes detective . he’s always wanted to work in law enforcement and he ended up in the sex crimes department as a temp when they were down a few people but wanted to stay there after realizing that this was his calling . 

he’s got a six year old daughter that means the world to him and an estranged wife that he loves just as much . but he tends to always put work first which has made things messy his entire life

he’s a good guy like genuinely such a dad type . the kind of guy to like pick you up if you sound drunk over the phone and make sure you’re tucked into bed with a glass of water and aspirin on the bedside table for when you wake up .

he can be a total hardass though because he takes things very seriously and god he just needs to lighten up sometimes ! but he sees some pretty dark stuff while working which kinda factors into that 

personality wise , yeah total dad . makes super lame dad jokes and gets offended when people don’t laugh with him . very caring and empathetic , wants to change the world and thinks he’s doing his part by working in sex crimes . he’s very blunt and constantly speaks his mind , argues a lot , gets him in trouble at work . 10/10 an actual pup .

wanted connections : people that he works with , best friends pls !!! he needs some good ol friends in his life , a crush ( but it’d be more so one sided bc he’s hung up on his wife even though they’re separated ) , his family ( i pictured him having one younger sister but cousins and things work too ) , someone who wants to get into the law enforcement and he kind of acts like a mentor ? anything yawl !

LOGAN LERMAN, CISMALE, HE/HIM — have you met arden james lavin yet ? the twenty four year old is known for being both astute and sympathetic, but also very awkward and blunt. born in liverpool, jay now lives in islington, an nca agent who has a tendency to trip over untied shoelaces ... so much for his iq of 186!

based off of spencer reid from criminal minds .. wow i just love my fictional characters ! 

grew up in the care of his mother , never knew his father because he skipped town on his mom when she got pregnant . he never felt the need to find him or contact him because he’s always seen him as a piece of shit for leaving his mom

tw: schizophrenia. his mother’s got schizophrenia so he often spent his childhood trying to take care of her , he ended up putting her into a mental facility when he turned eighteen because he thought she needed to get professional help . he visits her every day

he’s a fucking genius . got an iq of 186 and an eidetic memory which means he can remember basically everything he’s ever come across . graduated high school at 12 and went on to get phds in engineering , math and chemistry . he has his ba’s in psychology and sociology . 

he’s always been very interested in the human mind and how it works which is why he became an agent at the nca ( national crime agency ) as an analyzer/profiler . he helps put together profiles of potential subjects in cases etc 

takes his job seriously and loves it but it often takes a toll on him because again he sees some real dark stuff 

personality wise , he’s super fucking socially awkward . he fumbles over his words when he’s just casually talking to someone , sometimes doesn’t know how to make conversation yet when he’s talking about a case or just something he has knowledge on he can go on long tangents without fumbling . he’s got a good heart . he’s definitely more introverted and on the shier side , he’s also real laid back . he sometimes doesn’t get like millennial things . social media ? wtf is that .. twitter ? is that a type of bird ? he can get real sassy and rude if you ever test him though . he’s not the one sis !

wanted connections : people on his squad ( they’d be profilers/analyzers also ) , best friends also just someone who he’s actually not awkward around and he’s fully comfortable with , he gives lectures at local universities and stuff about criminology and psychology and sociology so maybe some fellow lecturers/professors or even students , childhood friends who would probably know about his mom and stuff , crushes ?? idk anything honestly 

ADRIANNE PALICKI, CISFEMALE, SHE/HER — have you met beatrisa agneta schulte yet ? the thirty year old is known for being both strong-willed and fearless, but also very emotionless and dismissive. born in koblenz, tris now lives in westminster, german spy turned british spy, she'll flirt with you til' she sends a knife into your chest.

based off nat romanoff aka black widow ... sorry x 3 i love my fictional characters !

tw: death. born in germany as bernadine schneider , she had a joyful albeit short lived childhood . her parents died in a car crash when she was 5 years old which she survived . stolen from the hospital , she was admitted into the “academy” . which is basically where she trained to become a deadly spy 

she’s now known as beatrisa schulte , but only goes by tris . few know her full name , none know her real name .

tw: death. at the age of eighteen , she graduated at the top of her class . her final assignment ? to shoot a man dead in front of her professors , as an initiation of sorts . 

from then on , she was given a number of assignments which mostly involved her collecting intel for the german government on the low . but eventually she was captured by british forces and instead of prosecuting her , the mi6 decided that she was much too valuable and put her to work . 

she basically does the same , collects intel on things like terrorist threats, etc etc but she also cleans house for them . meaning she takes on the dirty jobs that the government don’t want to dip their hands into . but to unsuspecting public , she’s a temp at a law firm .

personality wise , she’s flirty and charming . she can sweet talk her way into getting anything she wants . a bat of her lashes and a sultry smile and intel is basically thrown into her hands . but she’s deadly . if her charm doesn’t work , her violence sure will . tris isn’t afraid of anything really , especially not death . she’s strong willed but can come off very emotionless sometimes . beneath that however , she’s still very vulnerable . she was forced into this life but she’s always dreamed of living a normal , happy one . who knows if she’ll ever get that ! 

wanted connections : people she works with ( whether it be in the mi6 or just at the law firm she works at ) , people who live in her building ?? maybe they just see each other from time to time but never got the chance to really bond , friends ? but she’d never let them get too close so that could be a point of interest , random hookups ?? maybe it happened one night and she’s avoiding them like crazy bc she just can’t let herself get involved etc , anything !!

NICOLA PELTZ, CISFEMALE, SHE/HER — have you met fleur yvonne giraud yet ? the twenty three year old is known for being both charismatic and elegant, but also very self-destructive and pessimistic. born in bordeaux, flo now lives in westminster, a damaged socialite with a bad addiction who thinks her darling smile will fix all her problems in life.

and now we have fleur , aka flo . born to rich socialite parents , she lived the most part of her life in the luxurious hills of bordeaux , france . 

on the surface , her life seemed genuinely perfect . she had the charm and grace and the materialistic things , she had everyone eating out of the palm of her hand . but her family life was very poor . 

her parents became estranged when she was young so she grew up watching her father being unfaithful to her mother while the two constantly got into screaming matches . as an only child , she found no solace in siblings . 

tw: drugs. when she got to high school , she fell in with the wrong crowd and started using hard drugs as a means of escaping her life . she quickly became hooked and to this day she still is , however she manages to keep it under wraps fairly well .

she moved to london when she turned eighteen , taking a chunk of her parents money to do so . she lives the infamous socialite life here , getting into scandal after scandal but she seems to handle it with elegance .

personality wise , she’s very effervescent . she carries a charismatic presence with her and the room lights up when she walks in . with a honey voice and a darling smile , this girl spills from the brims with grace and elegance . but clearly she has very self-destructive tendencies and real deep rooted commitment issues . she’s the biggest fucking pessimist you will ever meet but she manages to make it cute™ by smiling after basically ripping things to shreds . 

wanted connections : fwb and it could be like with feelings or not but she just got commitment issues , party buddies she needs a million , just cute best friends who can handle her messy ass , maybe someone who runs in the same circle as her so they’re just constantly pictured together and hanging out and people are like oh are they dating who knows , something like almost is never enough ? like she kind of fell for this person and was close to actually opening up and settling down with them but then something happened and it fell apart , anything !!

[dangoghz]

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i kinda forgot who tagged me in this but it might’ve been my love @cyxical toe and if not IM SO SORRY BAB I LY EITHER WAY

the last 1. drink: water 2. phone call: i literally don’t call ppl except for my mom djjd 3. text message: toe in the aes dnp gc: “yeah that’s dumb :/” 4. song you listened to: the beekeeper'a daughter by american rejects 5. last time you cried: when i watched a slowed down version of dan curling phils hair (in the time lapse part) 6. dated someone twice: i haven’t dated someone period 7. kissed someone and regretted it: never kissed someone peRIOD 8. been cheated on: my nutella cheated on me w my knife :’( lost someone special: my great grandma :( 10. been depressed: im pretty sure ive been a bit depressed my whole life but it’s all good it’s not that bad and i handle it quite well on my own !! 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: ive never gotten drunk periOD bc im a Smart Child favorite colors dusty pink, #ester green, and mustard yellow in the last year have you 15. made new friends: yes all of my lovely internet friendsies i would die for them 16. fallen out of love: ive nEVER BEEN in love 17. laughed until you cried: probably but i can’t pinpoint an example 18. found out someone was talking about you: yupfhhfh 19. met someone who changed you: ye i guess so bc people change people always 20. found out who your friends are: not irl yet but imma try rlly hard to do it this year 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: refer to question 7 general 22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: i don’t hav a facebook djdj 24. do you want to change your name: maybe my last name bc it’s not pretty but i don’t know what to 25. what did you do for your last birthday: i had a sleepover w some irl friends ! 26. what time did you wake up: around 7:00 bc my ireland group had to catch a ferry 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: i was writing in my journal about how happy i was :’) 28. name something you can’t wait for: meeting @eucalyptusdan and @sharkdan on august 3rd 😫 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: 2 wks ago in the airport, i miss her n my dad :(( 30. what are you listening to right now: birds sqwking outside DUBLIN IS L OUD 31. have you ever talked to a person named tom: probably but i don’t remember it 32. something that is getting on your nerves: the bIRDS 33. most visited website: have u heard of tunvgllr dodot corm 34. hair color: dirty blonde/light brown/what the heck 35. long or short hair: medium length 36. do you have a crush on someone: idk man idk 37. what do you like about yourself: i am funny and smart Occasionally, my fashion sense is decent 39. blood type: triple AAA battery bc im electrifying ⚡️🌶😜 (no i actually have no idea) 40. nickname: est, easter by my stubborn friend @phansterdam 41. relationship status: im dating my nutella jar again 42. zodiac: virgo binch (chinese: horse) 43. pronouns: she/her 44. favorite tv show: long ago. the four nations lived in har- 45. tattoos: im only 14 so i can’t get any but i kinda want two lil simple hearts on opposite sides of my torso when im older (get it like lovehandles hehee) 46. right or left handed: right 47. surgery: do braces count dhjd 48. sport: lol what’s that 49. vacation: japan n greece both sound beautiful 50. pair of trainers: wtf r those more general eating: me n a roommate just ate some cookies and popcorn, which i then proceeded to promptly spill all over the floor (but then we just ate it off the floor so it’s all good) 52. drinking: my SALIVA MAN 53. i’m about to: ponder how im going home in a day and i don’t want to 54. waiting for: we r getting brunch tomorrow FINALLY WE’VE BEEN EATING CEREAL FOR BREAKFAST LITERALLY THR WHOLE TRIP 55. want: to talk to someone all night 56. get married: only if m truly in love 57. career: art something w art it has tomb art which is better hugs or kisses: i love both !!!!
59. lips or eyes: lips bc eyes sometimes creep me out if i think too much ab them 60. shorter or taller: taller 61. older or younger: if this is relationship wise same age would be preferable 62. nice arms or nice stomach: i don’t care much as long as their face is cute 63. hook up or relationship: relationship bithcb 64. troublemaker or hesitant: idk if this is ab me or what i want in a person,,,, me both and i would want both … vers have you ever 65. kissed a stranger: REFER TO QUESTION SEV- 66. drank hard liquor: no ty 67. lost glasses/contact lenses: im in like my tenth ?? pair ?? ive lost or broken at least six of those 68. turned someone down: well i mean recently me pal danni told me she liked me but i didn’t like her back so i told her that but it’s all good we r still as tight as we were before ! 69. sex on the first date: no ty 70. broken someone’s heart: hope not 71. had your heart broken: not really and if so it’s my own fault for not telling ppl when i like them 72. been arrested: no im pee yoor 73. cried when someone died: no 74. fallen for a friend: mmaybe do you believe in 75. yourself: occasionally 76. miracles: idk man how r we lowly creatures supposed to know 77. love at first sight: attraction? sure, but the deep selflessness and care that love actually is? absolutely not 78. santa claus: fun fact i actually never did hdhdjdj i just told my parents when i was little that i did so i would get more presents 79. kiss on the first date: depends on how it goes obvs 80. angels: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW <b>other</b> 81. eye color: lightish brown 82. favorite movie: totoro it’s always been totoro 83. lust or love: both preferably ??!!!! 84. favorite item of clothing: a black super comfy stretchy ballerina top 85. favorite song: the louvre by lorde

i tag @pityhowell @punkgoesphan @purepastelphan @phantastic-dan @phiru @philscurls @phan-you-not @philester @philfreckles @phursonas !!! 🍦💞

[shrubforhire]

Asks 1-99

i rly thought i was in the clear,,,

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? inevitable by orla gartland nine in the afternoon by panic! fake happy by paramore epic III from hadestown say my name from beetlejuice haunted house by sir babygirl

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? hayley williams

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. Tally ran toward the garden.

4: What do you think about most? going back to school

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say? Good! Morning!

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on? clothes on,,, my family dont b respectin boundaries how yall live like that

7: What’s your strangest talent? i can make my eyes shake

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence) girls... are so pretty and wonderful and they could do whatever they want to me. boys.... can be p cool sometimes

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? yes!!!! my girlfriend wrote me a sonnet eeeeee

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? i......cant remember

11: Do you have any strange phobias? nah

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? probably

13: What’s your religion? jew by blood

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? going somewhere else

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? behind, i always look weird on camera

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? paramore

17: What was the last lie you told? i told my mom her fitbit isnt a worse model

18: Do you believe in karma? yea

19: What does your URL mean? i made it when i was finally mostly sure i was a lesbian but it kinda leaves some ambiguity. and now its just kinda like hey maybe lets not

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? im super insecure; im persistent

21: Who is your celebrity crush? stephanie scott

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? no

23: How do you vent your anger? pacing & long walks, doing something else

24: Do you have a collection of anything? i have hella pokemon dolls i used to collect

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? i like talking on the phone cause then im not thinking abt my appearance the whole time

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become? almost

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love? knife on a plate; hot metal going into liquid

28: What’s your biggest “what if”? what if they dont like me

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? yea, and no

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. a pillow. my own leg

31: Smell the air. What do you smell? nothing lol, its just air

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to? texas

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? east coast

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? uhhhhhh,,,,, i guess like a younger billie joe armstrong

35: To you, what is the meaning of life? to be happy!

36: Define Art. something that makes you feel stuff!

37: Do you believe in luck? yea

38: What’s the weather like right now? sunny, but not deadly hot yet

39: What time is it? 10:43

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? yes, no i have not yet knock on wood babeyyy

41: What was the last book you read? boleslavsky lmao

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline? YES

43: Do you have any nicknames? lil c, mini straub

44: What was the last film you saw? arthur

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? i tripped and my cheek got stabbed with the corner of a coffee table and i had to get stitches

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly? no

47: Do you have any obsessions right now? musescore

48: What’s your sexual orientation? less bien

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you? not rly lol, no ones rly cared enough to do tht

50: Do you believe in magic? a lil

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? yes, but after 4 years i give them a second chance

52: What is your astrological sign? taurusss

53: Do you save money or spend it? save

54: What’s the last thing you purchased? a subway sandwich

55: Love or lust? love

56: In a relationship? y e s hehehhhe

57: How many relationships have you had? techincally, 3. but the first 2 lasted for like 2 weeks so they really dont count. p much just this 1

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue? no :(

59: Where were you yesterday? at work lol

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? a spray bottle

61: Are you wearing socks right now? no ;)

62: What’s your favourite animal? giraffe

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? god i wish i had one,,, usually just tryna not b annoying lol

64: Where is your best friend? at rehearsal

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr. positivewlwvibes lesbian-bottom-memes meaningfulsuggestion okay-pie atomicanderson haha bitchessssss

66: What is your heritage? white people soup

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM? watching danny gonzalez 

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name? hellman

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off? no, i only clock out when I've worked my 9 hours. but noice q 69

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? yea,, i send memes and im a crackhead

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? this job is seasonal bitch,,,, save that mf pupper

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? i would tell my pals, i would spend all of my money doing dumb shit, and id be scared as fuck bitch!!

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. this is a weird fucking q. i guess trust bc its a form of love

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? girls like girls

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? 6071

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? communication, checking in w the other person, making sure everything is all good

77: How can I win your heart? playing a song,,,,, bonus points if u wrote it ohymogd

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity? yes absolutely

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? moving away from home for college

80: What size shoes do you wear? 6 1/2

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? pepparoni and chaese

82: What is your favourite word? effervescent 

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. tubes

84: What is a saying you say a lot? we cant all be winners

85: What’s the last song you listened to? i got you by karmin

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours? lavender and p much any pastels

87: What is your current desktop picture? the gravity falls floating stan balloon that says i eat kids

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? i’d say trump, but then we’d have pence and it would be worse. 

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on? idk,, theres so much embarrassing shit you could ask me i rly cant narrow it down

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do? say whats up bro

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? telekinesis

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? going to the beach w pals and riding bikes and looking at the ocean :’)

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? my dads existence rofl

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? hayley. mf. williams

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? maryland

96: Do you have any relatives in jail? not anymore!

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car? nope

98: Ever been on a plane? yup

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? raid the ice concentration camps