#i think maybe peter's a bit like wade in that when he's in love it brings out some girlish feelings in him.

[sciderman]

enough about bob's sex life. let's talk about the sex-life peter COULD have had if he weren't a coward. time to start with the simple facts.

johnny would bottom

BETTER. but now see, i love and adore you anon because you're so true and correct for 616 peter parker. if 616 peter parker were suddenly not a coward then johnny would present his ass immediately with no hesitation. it is overt. OVERT!!

there is literally no heterosexual justification for this panel. they didn't need to include it. but they did.

in 9319 it's a little less clean-and-dry because actually. actually. 9319 peter is a wonderful case of scale-balancing all the time. he's entirely unpredictable - particularly in the mask - so i don't think we can safely just assume that johnny would bottom. i know, i'm rocking your entire worldview right now.

[kamwashere]

saw your tags and yes PLEASE do a proper fic rec list!

5 times Wade didn't believe Peter, and the one time he did by keikoHPfan [T, 1K]

Wade isn't a fool. And he knows better, whatever Spidey says. Or five times Wade didn't believe Peter, and the one time he did.

✦ kam's notes: The first ever SMDP fic I’ve ever read! I had this bookmarked in 2016 with a note saying, “I wanna scream but fam is literally right hEre so I'm just here making this weird sound in my throat this fic must be treasured for life.” Super angsty and fluffy!

The Perks of Being Smarter Than Everyone Gives You Credit For by alphasaceraptor, Orcusnox (Cat9894) [M, Graphic Depictions of Violence, 32K, WIP]

Peter Parker, your friendly neighbourhood Spider-man, is sapiosexual. You'd think, working as an intern under Tony Stark and Bruce Banner, he'd have his pick of the best brains around. But apparently not. Someone's been lying about how smart a certain mercenary actually is, and that puts Peter in a sticky situation when said mercenary starts interacting with Peter. And with trouble brewing at Stark Industries, you just know this is going to be a wild ride...

✦ kam's notes: Sadly, I think this has been abandoned  as it hasn’t been updated since 2017 but it’s still worth a read! Featuring super smart Wade and super horny about it Peter. 

Propositions by stuckybarnes [T, 8K]

“Yeah…” Deadpool drawls. “Anyway, Pretty Boy, I have a proposition for you.” This makes Peter kind of want to throw up. Propositions by Deadpool always end up with them in varying degrees of pain, and a lot of explaining to do with the Avengers. OR Wade finally convinces a very tired Peter to go to New York Comic-Con with him and enter a Deadpool and Spider-Man cosplay contest, sure they'll win. Obviously. It doesn't go exactly as expected, and Peter is not thrilled.

✦ kam's notes: Spidey and DP go to Comic-Con! Fanservice, cosplays, banter, and feelings! All that fun stuff.

Ooh, Spicy by misato [E, 2K]

“It’s me,” he croaks, and Peter readies his web-shooter, aiming it at his mouth. He starts talking. Fast. “I’m Deadpool. Wade Wilson. I’m from another universe. In that one you’re dead and I’m more than a little bit bummed about it.” Surprisingly, that’s what gets Peter to loosen his grip. “You’re from another universe?” he sighs. “That’s so last week.”

✦ kam's notes: Hell yeah, another Peter B./Wade fic! This one is very spicy, kinda sad, but still sweet. Wade worships every version of Peter and I love that. 

baby, i’d victoria your secret anytime by ghostsoldier [E, 4K]

Peter’s known Wade for a while now, so he can maybe see how this makes sense -- like, maybe Wade has a thing about going commando and just happened to have an old girlfriend’s panties lying around, one thing led to another…but… “And the bra?” Peter croaks.

✦ kam's notes: Wade (unknowingly) seduces Peter with lingerie (!!!) and pancakes. Spice ahead!

I Think I Missed a Step ('Cause I'm Fallin' For You) by mokuyoubi [E, 42K]

There’s a weird familiarity about the kid's tone and posture, and it’s true that Wade is pretty far from home today but he’s also certain he’d remember that baby-face if he’d seen it before. On the other hand, he has spent the better part of the past few years feeling like he’s missed a step, so this conversation isn’t exactly anything new. [[A hot guy is willingly talking to us. Go with it.]] [Don’t make an ass of yourself.] “Shaddup,” Wade grumbles, though Yellow has a point... OR Peter thinks Wade knows his secret identity, and Wade is really confused by the hot coed who keeps popping up and hanging out with him.

✦ kam's notes: I debated putting this here a lot since when I first read it, I did so without reading the tags or the notes and missed the Tom!Spidey disclaimer but please don’t be discouraged, it is still a very good fic. Peter is aged up (still feels like a weird loophole) and is a full-fledged adult. Anyways! This fic lovingly abuses the classic identity porn trope. Very good and there is a variety of MCU cameos.

what light through yonder window by hellornothing [M, Graphic Depictions of Violence, Major Character Death, 14K]

The figure moves quickly, but Peter’s faster. He’s still adjusting to the sudden brightness, so dark red is really the only thing he takes from this initial encounter, but it’s enough. ‘Deadpool?’ - aka the one where they get together via late night window visits

✦ kam's notes: This fic has EVERYTHING: late night talking, identity reveal, pining!Peter, TLC. I really love Wade in this; he’s so tender, funny, and charming. This is also domestic in ways I can’t explain.

finger tap pulses by twentytwosevens [T, 3K]

"The first time Peter’s timer stops he is eleven years old. It times out in the middle of the night and wakes him up like an electric shock. The blank timer stares at him from his wrist as he yells and screams for his aunt and uncle." Spideypool AU with timers where Wade keeps getting killed and making Peter's timer go blank. By the time they meet he's pretty pissed off. This was certainly a summary with words, but they were not good ones. Based off a tumblr prompt that I cannot find anymore.

✦ kam's notes: Oh, this one has a delicate amount of angst and crack. Poor Peter! Deadpool-typical suicidal ideation, be warned. 

BDE (Big Dick Emergency) by DerRumtreiber [E, 6K]

“Oh my god,” he says again. “Oh. My. Gaa-awd, Becky. Did you?” Wade is visibly vibrating. “Did you really say ‘giant penis problem’? Really? Truly?” “What did you think I meant the first time?” Peter asks through clenched teeth. “I dunno, wrong hole?” ~*~*~ Or, the one where Peter is in need of some practical advice, and Wade is always happy to share his ass knowledge.

✦ kam's notes: THEE BOTTOM!WADE FIC, imo. Peter has unsatisfying sex life due to his Big Problem/Blessing and Wade is determined (and super thrilled)  to change that. Not to be a spoiler but he definitely succeeds. 

Love of a Different Lifetime by alicat54c [T, Graphic Depictions of Violence, 15K]

In another time and place, Wade would have gone back to Weasel’s bar and met the love of his life, Vanessa. However, in this life, predicated by a squeaky skateboard wheel, he met Peter instead. ... “Yo mamma so dumb, she thought Tiger Woods was a forest in India.” Wade's arm spasmed, causing his swing to go wide, sending the ball clear out of the course and across the sidewalk. Peter carefully kept his eyes on the score sheet as his companion turned around, expression playfully murderous. He scratched a line with a short pencil. “So, that’s one point against you.” The older man’s face split into a toothy grin. “Oh, it is on, baby boy.”

✦ kam's notes: And to end this fic rec, I bring you the ultimate filmverse!Spideypool fic. It rewrites both DP1 and TASM1 and it entwines both of the film’s canon together. In this fic, Peter doesn’t have his powers yet but he does meet Wade pre-cancer. They fall in love. While Wade goes into the program, Peter becomes Spider-Man. Cue Deadpool being born, Spider-Man trying to stop him, heartaching reunion and all that. Loved this one. 

Oh, and also there are some Team Red moments!

As usual, I'll just add my own fics as well —

my heart is wild (and my bones are steel) [T, 9K]

Out of the corner of his eyes, MJ quietly takes the seat across the younger Peter, swiftly sliding into his place. He visibly relaxes, resting his forehead against hers. They belong together in a quietly intense way. Longing burns hot inside of him, like a branch caught in a forest fire. It’s strange. Even if this version of Peter has lost virtually everything, he still finds a way to be envious of him. He thinks of Wade. For some unfathomable reason he isn’t quite ready to examine yet, he misses the idiot.

No Way Home, but in Peter-Three’s perspective.

all the skeletons you hide (show me yours, i’ll show you mine) [M, 23K, WIP] [Just updated]

A wave of affection and longing almost makes him stagger on his feet. Just seeing him in that suit—looking less than impressive, scratching his butt—makes him realize just how much he missed him. “Wade,” Peter cringes at how his voice catches, “Hi.” Wade turns around, turns back, turns again and does a double take. He eyes Peter up and down and to his surprise, turns away snootily. “Sorry cutie, any other day, I would be super into this hipster nerd slash skater boi with an I you’ve got going on—devastating combo, by the way—I’m sadly not in the mood.”

Peter, fresh out of his multiversal escapades, gains a new perspective in life. One that includes a certain mouthy mercenary, perhaps?

The problem is, the mercenary doesn’t seem to remember him. Like at all. He has a sneaking suspicion it has to do with that spell thing Peter-One was talking about…

‣ Both are a part of the new york isn't new york without you series

[carbonfiction]

hey so how do you think spider man and deapdool would deal with having met a reader, had worked together and had a conversation with reader. What they do when they overhear this reader, not discreetly saying to their other hero friend, “hey, I thought we were friends”. And the friend thinks they genuinely did something wrong, and then reader continues jokingly, “you didn’t tell me how cute Deadpool/Spider-Man is! Whatever happened to sisterhood?” And their hero friend who has known the two men a lot longer is like “you know what, you two got the same stupid sense of humour. You should date”. And reader is like “you know what, that doesn’t sound like a bad idea *notices the men looking and gives a friendly wave and a smile*”?

Hiiii <33 im so sorry for the delay!! Brain fog/writers block have been hitting me so hard lately so i hope this is even a shred decent/what you had in mind!

But I do really love this bc it is such a fun concept omg!! Theres so many people that could fill the mutual friend/friend of a friend role and i really love that too! (Although Feel free to imagine who you'd like! I left it fairly open to interpretation)

So.. im going to imagine that the guys are at your friends house to clean up a bit- its closer than their homes and all round easier if they need anything. Besides its easier to sneak their way in in full suit and leave dressed as civilians- back to the fairly normal lives of Wade Wilson and Peter Parker with no one but your friend any the wiser.. Well, until today.

Maybe you only dropped in to deliver some cookies you'd baked- the batch coming out larger than you had anticipated. You'd let yourself in, of course you would- you had a key afterall the time spent here.

You just, hadn't expected to enter and see your friend stood laughing with Deadpool and spiderman themselves!

It been a while since you'd seen them, and even then, it was only brief. they had helped you when some random guys had tried bother a group of girls on a night out.

You stop in your tracks at the sight of them, still suited and covered in dirt and what you hope isnt blood (it is- at least on wades side)

Theres quiet smiles and introduction until you tug your friend to the doorway- glaring because again- they know Deadpool and spiderman?? And they didn't tell you- even after your previous run in??

Across the kitchen Wade takes no time in grasping the Tupperware from the counter and plucking a cookie. One hand shoving his mask just above his lips as the other rises for him to take a bite. He groans before calling out a deeply exaggerated "oh my god" at the taste.

Pete on the other hand stands frozen- a gloved hand scratching at the back of his neck. (i feel he would be the most likely out of the two to get a little bashful??. Im a sucker for bashful/dorky pete im so sorry)

In the end he's tugging a still chewing wade to the bathroom as he protests "alright alright- keep your spidey pants on" while pete is muttering and tugging parts of his suit, telling wade they need to change- need to go.

When they return, this time clad in civilian clothing and no longer dirty- at least.. Physically in wade case (he doesnt know why but working with pete always give him the heavy twitch of a boner)

Theres still whisper yelling as they grow closer to the kitchen and they hit the doorway just as you blurt it out.

And it, being an exasperated sigh of "Whatever happened to sisterhood!? Your harbouring not one but two cute guys who just happen to be the world saving type and you never thought to mention?!"

Your friend clears their throat, peering around you, and thats when you know. That if you were to crane your neck around the pair would be stood there.

Moments of silence follow then, theres drop of your head in defeat, a sigh, a flush of cheeks and a pivot on your heels.

You face them with a bright grin and polite wave. Like they hadn't just overheard you.

On wades side, i feel Wade would immediately crack up. Its cute- you're cute; he's found himself thinking. The way you beamed at him earlier had made the white eyes of his mask become wider and now he can see you fully he understands why.

Once he has some composure hes grinning at you; with all the confidence of the version of himself he often wishes he still presented as. He moves to lean on the doorframe in a smooth movement; to really hit ya with the suave and cool man act.. Maybe even a wink, but Wade's luck being Wade's, he misses, almost falling as he scrambles to regain his footing.

Both you and your friend snort at wades antics before you step forward and present your hand ready for him to shake. "So.. You wanna go get a drink sometime red?" You grin at him.

"Do i? Oh honeybuns you can bet your pretty ass i do!" wade all but beams back.

Meanwhile on Peter's side? Oh sweet sweet pete... A flush would cover his cheeks, one that has him cursing the lack of webbed print mask covering his skin. The flush heating his ears and running down his neck. The implication that you? The pretty, friend of a friend thinks *him* cute? He'll happily take it by all mean but it certainly has him a little giddy!

Peter, with much more grace than what wade would've, steps forward with a bashful smile on his lips. A blush coating his cheeks.

"Y-you taste good-" he blurts, before his eyes widen comically, realising his mistake. "I-i mean! Your cookies! The cookies t-taste good!" he tries to correct himself, to rectify his slip of the tongue but.. It doesnt go his way exactly.

He knows shouldve shut up after that..but, pete being bashful pete keeps going, digging the hole further as your eyebrows raise with a melodic giggle. "I- i mean.. N-not to say you dont, you know.. Taste.. Good?" (By now wade would absolutely be crying tears of laughter, doubled over)

Peters just greatful you seem to know what he means as you place your hand in his, giving it a reassuring squeeze. "How about.. You come over and i bake for you again sometime?" you say sweetly, before peters blush spreads hotly from his ears down his neck, as you follow his nod with "maybe then you can tell me again how i taste?"

Ahhh again i hope this was.. Something!! Thank you again for this glorious thought!! <333

[foxy-128]

Here's how I imagine the X-Men and Deadpool would react to discovering their partner (the reader/you) has plushies of them and cuddles with them when they aren't around:

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Peter Maximoff (Quicksilver)

Peter would be over the moon.

“Wait, wait, you bought a plushie of me? That’s… awesome! It’s, like, the ultimate compliment. I mean, who wouldn’t want a mini me, right?!”

He’d probably grab the plushie, zip around the room with it, and then dramatically pose next to it like, “Who wore it better, me or plushie-me?” Once the excitement settles, he’d quietly admit:

"That's actually really sweet. You know, I might miss you too when I’m not around."

Cue him buying a plushie of you so he can return the favor.

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Logan (Wolverine)

Logan would be baffled at first.

“You’re tellin’ me you got a doll of me? What, they sell those now?”

When you explain, he’d grumble something like, “That’s kinda… weird. But, uh, I guess it’s cute. Don’t go tellin’ anyone, though.”

Later, you’d catch him subtly checking the plushie out, maybe poking at it with a claw. Eventually, he’d leave a gruff comment like:

"Guess it’s good you miss me, darlin’. I’d be pissed if you didn’t."

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Jean Grey

Jean would be flattered and touched.

“Oh my gosh, that’s adorable! You really do miss me that much when I’m gone?”

She’d probably tease you a bit, playfully holding the plushie up to her face and pretending to "talk" to you through it.

“Well, it’s good to know I’m always with you, even if it’s in stuffed form. But you know, I’d rather me be there to cuddle instead.”

Cue her trying to spend even more time with you.

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Scott Summers (Cyclops)

Scott would blush and try to play it cool.

“You… you have a plushie of me? That’s, uh, really… thoughtful. I didn’t think people even made those.”

He’d overthink it a bit, wondering if you were making fun of him or if it was genuine. Once he realizes it’s the latter, he’d smile and say:

“It’s nice to know you miss me as much as I miss you. Maybe I’ll keep one of you around too.”

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Ororo Munroe (Storm)

Ororo would find it endearing and dignified.

“A plushie of me? You’re so sweet! I had no idea you felt so attached to me even when I’m away.”

She’d probably chuckle, lightly brushing her fingers over the plushie’s hair and marveling at the tiny details.

“You’ll always have me by your side, love, plushie or not. But I’m honored you’d think of me this way.”

Ororo might even buy a small trinket for the plushie to make it more "you."

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Erik Lehnsherr (Magneto)

Erik would be perplexed and a little amused.

“A plushie? Of me? I’m not sure if I should be flattered or insulted.”

But deep down, he’d be secretly touched that you miss him. He’d make a sarcastic comment like:

“Let me guess, you use it to win arguments with me when I’m not here?”

Later, when he thinks you’re not looking, you might catch him inspecting the plushie with a small, almost imperceptible smile.

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Charles Xavier (Professor X)

Charles would find it heartwarming.

“Is that… me? Oh, my love, that’s absolutely delightful.”

He’d tease you lightly, but his tone would be warm and affectionate.

“I must say, it’s a comfort to know I’m always with you in some form. Though, I’d much prefer to be there in person.”

He’d give you a kiss and might secretly wish for a plushie of you as well.

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Deadpool (Wade Wilson)

Wade would absolutely lose his mind—in the best way possible.

“Oh. My. God. You have a plushie of me?! That’s, like, the cutest thing anyone has ever done. EVER.”

He’d immediately grab it and start narrating an over-the-top love story between himself and the plushie version of him.

“Deadpool 3: Plushpool’s Revenge! Coming soon to theaters near you!”

Then he’d dramatically throw himself on the bed, fake crying.

“I feel so loved. You’re the best thing to ever happen to me. This is better than Chimichangas. I said what I said.”

You’d never hear the end of it, and he’d probably buy plushies of the two of you as a matching set.

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Let me know if you'd liked it and want me to write more x-men fanfiction!! Love you guys! 🫀

[doomreed]

I’m not hyped about the new fantastic four news either. though I think what I kind of hope will happen is marvel doing something like they did in the last mcu spider man movie where we see 3 peter parkers team up.

I think it would be super cool to see the cast from the 2005-2007 fantastic four movie meet with the ones from the newest movie. and have the 2005-2007 Doom (Julian McMahon) meet with the Doom from this upcoming fantastic four film too.

so we have more than one “fantastic four” team and also more than one Victor von Doom in the same movie. that would be pretty epic to see in my humble opinion. (if this really is the case, I still have hope that marvel won’t mess it up, because it sure has the potential to be great.)

I mean marvel did just very recently confirm that all the events prior to the mcu (so… sony’s spider man and fantastic four) are also canon to the mcu, and I doubt they would say that if they didn’t plan to do something with it (they said it after the event of the last spider man movie with 3 peter parkers), especially when mcu is heavily heading towards the direction of multiverse, various timelines, various variants of the same person (character) right now. I mean we basically have 3 peter parkers (from both sony and mcu) and literally a bunch of lokis. so let’s see what’ll happen next.

also not related to the topic but I should just say that I’ve been a fan of your blog for some time now. thank you for all the DoomReed goodies

The only part of the casting I agree with is Ben. It feels like Marvel is playing it extremely safe with casting Pedro, like since Multiverse of Madness they've clearly been aiming for the "soft dad" angle with Reed, probably in an attempt to get ahead of possible complaints about him based on canon? I love Reed Richards to a fault, but he's always been a little bit of an asshole. Not intentionally, and much of that perceived assholeness stems from him being on the spectrum imo but it's there, and ignoring that does him as much a disservice as playing up Tony's alcoholism purely for laughs and then never mentioning it again was to that character--another thing the MCU has done.

The poster, the casting, idk. It radiates a nuclear-family blandness, with a camp overlay used purely for aesthetics that will probably be quite popular with general audiences and leave F4 fans from the comics and old movies and other sources of media quite cold. We are not the audience Marvel Studios wishes to court, they've made that very clear.

I'd love to be wrong about how this will play out, though. Pedro is a gifted character actor when he's allowed to be, the trouble is, studios know too well how much audiences love him as a person, and are too prone to mixing the two to improve audiences' appreciation of a character he's playing, rather than just letting the man cook. 😔

I don't have a firm opinion of the other cast other than: this will be the most money anyone named Kirby has ever made on Fantastic Four, so good on her. 👍 And the Ben casting feels right. I'm outside the Johnny demographic so no real opinion there.

I had read that the baddie for the first movie will be Galactus, which is like leading your football season with the Superbowl? But no one asked me, so... 😅 maybe they have a set up that will make that work, who can say.

I've also read (on reddit, so make of that what you will) that Doom will have a "cameo" in the first movie, but no clue what that means or even of it's true.

I like your idea a lot. I think the Deadpool & Wolverine movie will have a Fantastic Four cameo of some kind, probably. The comic book we see in the trailer next to Wade's head on the desert world is Secret Wars #5, which is a recap of the story so far and how everyone got to where they are--so it's possible the desert world they're all on is Battleworld, run either by future-verse Doom or (more likely) the Beyonder. I do think the movie will include them in some way bc the studio will want to start building hype for that as their next big project, going into the MCU version of Secret Wars.

And ofc SW will have crossovers galore, since Marvel Studios has unfortunately set audience expectations for that being what it's about 😅 so, worst case, they'll turn up between those two films no doubt.

I'd love to see Julian McMahon's Doom encounter a closer-to-comic-canon version, but a thing to know about Victor is that he kills every variant of himself he meets. Like, historically, that's just his thing (it's an expression of his own self-loathing, which is really tragic in a way) ...I dunno if the MCU will carry that fun little trait over, but as a writer I can say it's an easy, low-stakes way of showing "this character is a bad guy and also there is something very wrong with him" so... yanno. I am expecting it. 😁

Sorry for the negativity on this, I'm trying to stay upbeat about it all but so far they're not inspiring confidence yet. We'll see what future developments bring, if nothing else we'll always have fanart and fics and the comics themselves. It's not like this fandom hasn't dealt with bad adaptations before, I think we'll be alright whatever happens.

[quicksilver-in-the-cosmos]

[ suuuup, name's Peter Maximoff, commonly known as Quicksilver B) at least, it used to. so here's the thing: im not from here, like even a little bit. things got weird one day I was monitoring the halls of Charles's place, some randos in badass uniforms came and zapped me to a weird dimension? said something about me 'not being named Pietro' and 'needing my face' or somethin. followed a version of good ol' logan (and wade, I think? idk man it was wack) to this chick named Cassandra (Charles' sister? plot twist I wasn't expecting) who had this weeeird lookin' ring thing. I saw it made portals and that she dropped it while going to 'Destroy Every Universe' so.. yeah I stole it. When I tell you I struggled for like three hours with that mf I mean it man, I was able to make one(1) portal and took my chance. annnnnd now im here!

uhhh other facts about me, let's see... I love music, real passionate about it. Also video games, though I prefer the oldies. I'm sooo cool, I'm like twenty-two, I think? and very dashing, can't forget about that. I used to be an X-Men before I got zapped, hopefully they're still looking for me haha.. I'll probably pop by some peeps while I'm here, maybe I could get some info on how to get home!

but for now, I think that's all from me. stay cool dudes. ]

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[spiderculechronicals]

Further writing on that last scene I posted. I'm kinda happy with this, I haven't had as much spidypool interaction as I'd originally thought here, and these two are so sweet together.

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While Peter 1 and 2 were napping, Peter 3 and Wade chatted with May, talking about their universe and Wade’s experience of the last year and a half and their tentative plans for the future that are clearly still developing. They ended up talking the most about the May from their universe, what she was like, how much they were both going to miss her. Wade also ended up recalling a little more detail about his experience with the TVA and their assurance that pruned timelines ceased existing in a completely painless way that the inhabitants didn’t have time to register. Cold Comfort. Wade also mentioned that he hadn’t gotten around to telling May that Peter was missing, so she probably blipped in the middle of planning his birthday party and not worried sick fearing the worst. Peter 3 dissociated for a full minute at that revelation, but when he came around to a hug on both sides and a cold washcloth to the face he said that was a relief at least. He assured Wade that he wasn’t just saying that, that it was always the plan to protect her in the face of this kind of thing, and the time frame of a couple days was well within the pre-agreed limits. May sighed, sadly wishing there was a picture or something to remember his May by.

Wade blinked and reached into his pocket, pulling out his phone with its glittery unicorn phone case and subtly inappropriate anime charms, and flipped into the photo gallery. “Uh… so… turns out technology in this universe is pretty compatible. Barely had to jailbreak the sucker, just… whacked in a new SIM card. Here ya go, Petey. Hah… good thing I left it charging that night they blew me up, right?” He handed the phone to Peter 3, who took it carefully, tearing up at the sight of several pictures and even video taken from their regular get togethers. “Careful swiping through to quickly, our, uh… yanno… special pics are also on there. Helped out a lot!”

Peter 3 sniffled and gripped him tightly enough that something cracked. “Can I like, double propose to you, is that a thing?”

“Oof! Careful sweetums I think you scared her a bit, let go slowly the arm might be a little wonk…”

“… Fuckshit!... sorry sorry sorry…!”

“No worries! This is nothing, healing factor’s gonna clear that up in less time than it takes to toast a pop tart. Did you know you’re not supposed to put them in the toaster? Screams thing we put on there so we don’t get sued but we know you’re gonna do it anyway to me, who the hell doesn’t put pop tarts in the toaster?” Wade chirped lightheartedly. “Like Q-tips. Shut up and let me have my ear-gasm.”

“Oh! … you know you really shouldn’t put q-tips in your ears…” May said.

“Ahh… yeah probably that’s also being taken care of by the healing factor now that you mention it… Don’t listen to Deadpool, kids! Listen to Spiderman. Always been my motto.”

Peter 3 laughed through his distress, “Ahh Babes the arm is for sure wonk… and the collarbone too… I think I might’ve hit an 8 on the squish scale with this one…”

“Ohoho! New record…”

“Ahm yep… hey, uh… if… you want to go uh… somewhere else, it’s… I got this covered. Sorry about it…” Peter 3 looked to May and gave her a weak smile. She covered her mouth briefly but nodded, leaving the living room area towards the hallway that split to the bedrooms and bathroom. Peter 3 let out a shaky exhale and turned his focus back to Wade.

“Is the adrenaline hitting or are you just raw dogging right now?”

“Nah like not adrenaline maybe oxytocin though keep talkin’ sweet lovin’ words, it’s like candy… gimmie them puppy eyes…”

Peter 3 sniffed and stood up to cup Wade’s face in his hands and press their foreheads together. “Love you so much, you know that? I’m so fucking lucky to have you, every day you’re the best you can be.” He sniffled again and scrambled for something else to say, then started crooning softly, “Honey, You… light up my life…”

“Aw sweet I got singing… this is the best…” Wade smiled blissfully as his body put itself back together properly. “Ahh…” he shook his arm out and wiggled his shoulders. “Woo! Good as new.”

Peter 3 gave him a quick loving kiss on the mouth. “Hah… good… I gotta be honest I can’t remember the rest of the lyrics right now, babes…”

“Debby Boone! You give me hope to carry on you light up my day and fill my nights with song~”

Peter 3 sniffed and laughed. “All of that… that’s going on the wedding playlist for sure.”

Wade bit his lip and smiled. “Can we get it bumped to the late night karaoke portion of the event?”

Peter 3 giggled and hugged him. “Yes baby anything for you, princess.”

“Aw sweet. Okay that’s all I want, if you give in to any more of my demands I’m gonna think something really awful happened.”

“Baby, you just gave me the last remaining video of my Aunt May in the entirety of existence. You can put more on that blank check.”

“Mmmmmnope. I’m good. You’re happy, I’m happy. No outstanding debts, babycakes.”

Peter 3 sighed and smiled. “Okay.”

 

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I like to think that the previous high score for the squish scale was like a 6.5, and a 10 is like what it takes to crumple a dumpster like a pop can.

When Peter gives Wade squishes for sensory reasons it's typically at a 2-2.75 range, sometimes a 3. (Normal people hugs never rate higher than a 1). Peter 1 tapped out at a near 4, for comparison, and enjoyed it thoroughly. (Oh dang I haven't posted that scene yet! It was early on)

[que3rduckling]

Guys I am very obsessed with xmen rn, I have watched 7 movies in the xmen universe in 3 days and I am currently watching my 8th 😭

Anyways I am going to give my opinions on them (I am doing this in the order i watched them)

Deadpool- amazing, 10/10, I would want to watch this again for the first time. It was so funny and yes Ik it is not a xmen movie but I did say xmen universe and there are xmens in the movie soooo- anyways everyone should watch it I love it sm the comedy is on point for the whole movie, the action os amazing and the plot was just *chefs kiss*

Deadpool 2- AMAZONG SEQUAL!!! Such a good movie, 10/10 I love that shit. This sequel slayed and everyone in it was a slay, Wade is my Canadian icon <- is Canadian xemself. I very much loved the plot, characters and just like everything. I also need to say it now, Wade does not look that bad in these movies 😭 like bro looks half decent why does everyone think he is so fugly??

Days of future past- absolute slay of a movie, Ngl everything in this movie bangs. It is either a 9-10/10 for me. I really enjoyed the characters in the plot, I for sure preferred the past bits over the future bits but that is neither here nor there. Peter slayed, Logan slayed, Hank slayed, Charles slayed, Erik slayed, everyone slayed. Idk if I can put into words how much I loved this movie, genuinely so so good. I always rewatch this one and it never fails to make me happy always a good and fun time and all the characters are just so skrunkly.

Apocalypse- dude. Dude listen- when it comes to the plot and apoc himself I uh I hate it a lot. Maybe hate is a strong word but it was one I said a lot watching it 😭 the plot is weird and iffy and not my thing. The characters on the other hand, the characters lowkey slayed. Liek some did (peter, Kurt, Scott, angel for some bits, raven, hank, etc) and other were uh not my thing (apocalypse. Mainly apocalypse but also Jean. (Side note, I think that is his name, the main Bady is who I am referring too by saying apocalypse)) idk my rating for the movie just if you ever watch it don’t watch it for the plot watch it for the characters pls you will drive yourself insane if you don’t. 5-6/10 characters really save it.

First class- Ngl I enjoyed this one. Charles did piss me off for like the whole movie (I began to rage at that man Ngl 😭😭) but everyone slayed!! They were all super silly Billy’s, though idk how I feel about how they portrayed Darwin in the movies knowing that his physical appearance did play a big part in his backstory in the comics (this is as kn he looks like an alien in the comics and he looks normal in the movies). OTHER THAN THAT! It was pretty fun! Raven was super cool in it and so was Erik. I really like how they went a bit in-depth on his backstory. 8-9/10

X-men- ABSOLUTE SLAY OF A MOVIE !! Dude dude dudes I love rogue and Logan’s relationship sm it is so cute, fr father-daughter moments right there. I really enjoyed Logan (wolverine) in this, he was very fun and everyone slayed. I love Bobby too, Ngl I can see how in these movies they don’t have the overplot plot sorted out bc there are some gaps between what we know about what happened in future past and apoc and what the characters show (I.e not knowing who Logan is even if they should.) but that is okay! I genuinely really enjoyed this movie and I craveeeee more rogue and Logan moments. Also everyone slayed here and Charles didn’t annoy me as much! 9/10

X-men origins: Wolverine: … so uh that is a movie that exists. I give it like 0 maybe 2 if I am being generous out of 10 (0-2/10) bc this movies is bad. Like really bad. Don’t watch it, pls don’t. I do not subject yourself to that 😭 it is Not cannon to any of the other movies and how do I know that without looking it up? BC THE WHOLE THJNG GIVES DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE AND SCOTT A VERY DIFFERENT BACKSTORY!! It is so fucking bad, like I got half way through and considered quitting but I didn’t and it just got worse 😭 don’t even get me started on gambit, BRO DOES NOT LOOK LIKE GAMBIT WDYMMMM THERE ISNT EVEN HIS ICONIC EYES NEVERMIND THE OUTFIT IS FUCKEDD. Also deadpool in this.. holy fuck. I was so excited at the beginning to see Wade but at the end I wanted to die 😭 /nsrs. Why does he look like that??? Did not enjoy at all, Logan did have one funny line that I can remember so I will give him that but that was all like it. Did not enjoy do not make yourself ever watch that unless it is for torture reason. I didn’t even finish it, I still got 9 minutes left but I gave up

X2- this is the one I am currently watching and it SLAPS! More rogue and Logan moments, more Bobby, WE GET NIGHTCRAWLER IN UR!!! KURT MY CHILD!! Charles is okay, Jean, Scott and storm all slay in their own ways no my favs by any means though, lack of hank which is sad lol. Only thing I don’t like so far, and dudes I like most things in this, is just the over all story plot holes. In apocalypse Kurt goes to the school and knows about it and apocalypse is set before x2, whilst in this movie he hadn’t even heard of the school and didn’t know any of the peeps he had met before and they didn’t know him. Minor issue, not that big of a deal but annoyed me a bit lol. Can’t give my rating yet bc I am not done but I will reblog this post when I am and give you my final thoughts! Or I’ll just edit this and reblog for other movies idk

Anyways hope y’all enjoyed my little rambles, more will be out in the future bc I am insane over these silly little ppl hehehehe

[theloverscardtarot]

Evan Peters General Reading July 10, 2024 (Anon Request)

General energy

6 of Wands: This signifies achieving a goal which you may have received public recognition for. Hmmm! You are feeling confident and victorious. It suggest you were able to minimize distractions and wade through confusion in order to reach your goals. So, I can't help but think this could be the relationship between Nat and Evan going public. But, maybe he is about to be recognized for something? Maybe there will be an announcement for a new project? We shall see.

Career

3 of Swords: "Taking the time to recover from a period of anguish". I think this is him just taking a break after Dahmer. Not saying he's in anguish (for all the word twisters hanging out over here). But, I believe he is just taking this time to clear his mind and look for a project he truly wants to be involved with.

7 of Cups: Hey now! His cup runneth over. It looks like he might have a plethora of choices at the moment concerning his career. Any choice made will have a good outcome, but a commitment must be made. Maybe it's a movie, theater or a TV show. He just has to decide! Yes, Evan!

The Star: A quiet and positive time to recuperate. In a career setting, keep your hopes high that you will be noticed in a positive way and get the job you are desiring. Don't worry ladies. Evan ain't done yet!

Love

The Hierophant Rev: Relationship may have become stale and boring. Needing to inject some excitement into it. This may also indicate that the advice you are receiving may not be helpful anymore. Time to start thinking for yourself.

The Fool Rev: Lacking commitment (wtf, Ev). Risky romance. Make sure all is as it seems to be. This can also indicate someone is a little too immature to truly love right now. I don't think his head is fully in it. As we have been seeing.

Knight of Pents Rev: Feelings of neglect in the relationship. Someone spends too much time working or focusing on money , than the relationship. This can also indicate feeling like a "homebody". Wanting to spend time alone with partner and maybe that's not happening as much as desired. Could that also mean less "quality time" if you catch my drift? 🤷

For shits and giggles I asked who Evan is staying or living with. Cause people are gonna come at me no matter what. Well, folks. I got the queen of Pents, and pretty quickly I might add, which has been a consistent "Natalie" card for me. So, yea he's at least staying there a lot, if not actually living there with her. I mean, are we surprised?

(why are these cards not changing??!! Believe me when I say I am so confused by this!!)

Family

The Hanged Man: This signifies re-drawing boundaries where your family is concerned. This may coincide with the Hierophant Rev, as advice may not be helpful to you anymore. Maybe it's coming from his family.

9 of Cups: Things should be going well with family, but if it's not, you should ask yourself why. "Is it possible your perception of what is going on does not match what is actually happening" If his family has something to say, they are most likely doing it out of love, but he may feel attacked or that they are being too harsh. It may be causing tension.

3 of Pents: Family has their ups and downs. But overall the situation is good. "A reminder that you are appreciated, even when it's difficult for emotions to be expressed". He may feel a little like they are being a bit critical, but of course they love and appreciate him. ❤️

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Mute Masterlist

A Tapestry of Two (ao3) - BlueSimplicity steve/bucky E, 157k

Summary: Ever since DC, things haven’t been easy for Bucky Barnes. HYDRA stole everything from him, even his voice, and two months later he’s barely surviving as he struggles to pull the few scraps of himself left into a cohesive whole.

Until he gets his hands on a blanket and everything changes. Fascinated by its color and softness, he begins a journey he never would have imagined. Taken in by a stranger who teaches him to knit, Bucky slowly discovers he is so much more than a dropped stitch in the fabric of life. With time, patience, and the help of a few who have had their eyes on him for a long time, Bucky begins to turn himself into something stronger, softer and more beautiful than before, weaving a tapestry of friendship, laughter and love warm enough to embrace the entire world, fix old wrongs, and wrap around the only other person who never stopped believing in him.

Join the Club (ao3) - HashtagLEH peter/wade, steve/bucky T, 143k

Summary: Homeless and mute after everything Peter has been through, he somehow makes friends with Deadpool, as Spiderman. And then he meets the Avengers, as Peter.

Or, alternatively: “Spidey and Deadpool: the Mute and the Motormouth” (a title by Deadpool).

Life is better with friends (ao3) - arxiver steve/bucky M, 65k

Summary: Steve arrives at the mental hospital feeling like his life could never get better. This changes when he quickly befriends another patient. The John Doe doesn't speak, but he starts to open up to Steve. Perhaps together they can recover.

Reintroducing Hope (ao3) - Fernandidilly_yo G, 173k

Summary: Mute, and living on the streets after his aunt has a heart attack, Peter isn't sure life could get much worse. He desperately waits for his 18 birthday when he can finally have a life again. Until a seeming to be normal friend, Sam Wilson helps turn his life back around. With the help of the rest of the Avengers of course. In the middle of sorting all this out, Hydra causes even more trouble for our heroes. And Peter once again is left in the middle of the chaos.

Say It in Silence (ao3) - covarla bucky/tony E, 69k

Summary: “Tony!?”

He startled at the sound of Steve’s voice, nearly dropping his tablet. Tony looked around and bit back a curse. He hadn’t been paying attention to where he was walking and had wandered into a part of the Wakandan palace he really didn’t want to be in. He quickly looked back over his shoulder. There was Steve with Barnes and Sam right behind him. Steve took a step forward. Tony did the only sensible thing he could think of at the moment. He ran.

So Many Things to Say (ao3) - happyaspie pepper/tony T, 82k

Summary: After six years of being in the foster care system, fourteen year old Peter Parker somehow managed to win an opportunity to meet his hero. The one and only Tony Stark. 

Speak to My Heart (ao3) - Shi_Toyu loki/tony T, 3k

Summary: Every being in all of the Nine Realms had a soulmate...except Loki. He'd felt the surge of magic when a bond should have formed, but no words ever scrawled across his skin. He was a monster, unloved and unlovable. He was meant for no one and nothing...so why was this mortal claiming to be his?

Speechless (ao3) - sara_holmes bucky/clint T, 10k

Summary: It's not that Bucky doesn't want to talk. It's that sometimes (most of the time) he can't. So learning ASL is 50% getting around that slight issue and 50% getting Steve to shut his cake-hole about the necessity of him learning to speak again.

Well, to begin with. Then it's pretty much all about him falling head-over-heels for his incredibly hot - yet slightly tragic - ASL teacher.

syncopation (ao3) - macabre G, 5k

Summary: Tony isn’t sure how he ended up with a kid who doesn’t talk; the cynics would call it karma he guesses, or maybe the universe thinks it’s funny. It’s one of the first thing that absolutely everyone who meets Peter remarks - wow, he’s quiet, but hey! I guess you talk enough for the two of you, Tony!

(AU: Peter is on the spectrum and nonverbal. This does not make him less of a genius or less of Tony's precious kid.)

The Evidence (ao3) - StrivingArtist bucky/tony T, 16k

Summary: Didn’t notice. Right. Sure. Two brilliant minds, two super spies, and a god didn’t notice when the chattiest man they knew stopped making sound. They just seemed happier than before. Brighter and more cheerful than before. They just seemed like they were more comfortable with him around when he was stone silent.

Fuck it.

He knew they noticed.

And he knew they liked him better this way.

These Days I’ll Sit on Cornerstones (ao3) - Finny3120 steve/tony N/R, 15k

Summary: Tony was illprepared to find that the vigilante he'd recruited was a 14 year old boy. He was even less prepared for Peter Parker to be mute. But Peter hasn't spoken since his uncle died. And the more Tony works with the teen, the less it matters to him. He hears Peter just fine.

The Song of our Hearts (ao3) - ShadowsintheClouds bucky/steve/tony M, 31k

Summary: A soulmate au where you don't age past 18 until you meet all your soulmates and bond. Tony grows up with not one, but two dead soulmates, an abusive father, and a world that hates him because of lies and slander. He stops talking at a young age in an attempt to shield himself from more pain. It doesn't help that when Tony finally gets the chance to meet his soulmates that things just go to shit. Will Tony get his happy ever after, or will the rumours be too much for everyone to overcome?

The Two Sides of The Coin That Is Peter Parker (ao3) - Ebone pepper/tony T, 7k

Summary: Tony Stark has been trying to find Spider-Man for months and nothing can distract him from it until a young genius who barely talks comes crashing into his life.

Thumb, Index, and Pinky Extended (ao3) - Eudoxia steve/tony N/R, 4k

Summary: Tony Stark is twenty-one when he loses his voice. It shouldn't matter, but in a world where the first words your Soulmate says to you are marked on your skin, it can be pretty damn annoying.

Will I ever Make a Sound? (ao3) - InkQuillWriter G, 19k

Summary: Peter was mute.

He thought that would be it. He thought the world would just have to deal with a soundless child wandering around the world without any parents. Yet accidents happen. And when that accident causes for him to lose his uncle and his hearing, he became frightened. He couldn't make or hear any sounds. And that's what scared him.

He was Soundless...

He cried.

[primewritessmut]

🛒🎢👀🧠 (Mobius AND LokI 'cause I'm greedy) 🤲✅

Oi! Look at our cute little matching PFPs!

🛒 What are some common things you incorporate in your fics? Themes, feels, scenes, imagery, etc.

I’ve been told I put a lot of knives in my stories. And also that they’re very brutal in their way which, for real, was something that had to be POINTED OUT TO ME because I had no idea. It’s one of those things, I think, where you’re just trucking along in your own little brain thinking your fucked up little ideas are normal and then someone rolls up and gets a look inside and is like, “wow, this place is really bringing down the property value for the rest of the neighborhood.”

Other themes that I am aware that I write: Seeing the Other, Love in Spite of (and Sometimes Because of) Flaws, and Everyone is a Little Bit of an Asshole.

I tend to use ocean and space imagery when talking about love and the realization that one character is in love with another. There’s something about the vastness and unknowability of those two places that I think is very akin to how we understand love (i.e. not very well).

And I’m a sucker for scenes where characters help each other get dressed. There’s just something so domestic and intimate about it while at the same time having implications of staking your claim on this person in a subtle way (“wear this shirt that I picked out for you”) or offering them some form of protection against the world. I don’t think I write it as much as I would like to, but I do know it's popped up a few times.

🎢 Which of your fics would you call your wildest ride?

Hmm. she’s not going to die today, maybe? Mostly because there were a few times while writing that story that I audibly gasped at something either Peter or Wade had done. It’s also a true enemies to lovers story which, I think, is always inherently a ride.

In terms of just buckling in and enjoying the ride, though, I’d have to give the title to A Particular Set of Skills. I knew it was probably the last time I’d write those characters and so I gave them a lot of free rein to just be balls to the wall and silly and bloody and terrible and funny.

👀 Tell me about an up and coming wip please!

DUDE. You already know about literally every wip I have going.

I don’t know which one I’m most excited about but I’m currently in my Lokius era and have two that I think will be fun to write.

There’s a post-canon fic for Sylvie (working title: love is an apocalypse event) where she meets her own Mobius variant (Margot) in Broxton which I think I’m most stoked for as a chance to write more wlw/sapphic stuff. Well, that and getting back to writing something a little more antagonistic because, let’s face it, Sylvie is the equivalent of a wasp trying to fly up your nose.

And a modern Mobius/Loki AU (working title: Midori Sour) where Mobius is a bartender/restaurant manager at the bar where Loki keeps bringing all his first dates. And, of course, Mobius enjoys watching because (1) Loki is nice to look at and (2) all the dates tend to end in disaster.

🧠 Pick a character, and I'll tell you my favorite headcanon for them.

Mobius is on the ace spec (probably demi) and he’s a service top. Also, that goofy little dude has a choking kink (being choked) that I’m excited to explore at some point.

Loki likes to watch as much as Mobius does. There are so many moments in canon where Loki is looking at Mobius or paying attention to what he does when it makes zero sense to do so. As I think you said when reading one of the Daggers chapters: “that boy is lost in the sauce.”

As far as the two of them together? They absolutely, positively utilize Loki’s shape-shifting abilities when fucking. I think it embarrasses Loki at first, but Mobius is so excited and enthusiastic about it that— Oh wait. Heeeeey, new fic idea. (I’m sure that already exists, but I’m going to be thinking about it a lot today anyway.)

🤲 Would you please share a snippet of a wip?

The struggle of trying to find a snippet that I haven’t already c/p into your inbox the second I wrote it…

He won’t remember this but Loki will, and Mobius can’t decide which is worse.

“Hey,” he says, cupping Loki’s jaw, “it’s me.”

“I know it’s you. I know, but—“

“No.” Mobius pulls Loki’s face down to his and presses his forehead against Loki's. “No. It’s always me. Along every point in the timeline I give a shit about you, Loki. Don’t forget that.”

Loki’s shoulders drop on an exhale and Mobius smooths his palms down the sides of Loki’s neck to his drooping shoulders. Loki leans in closer, tucking his face into the crook of Mobius’s neck while Mobius threads his fingers through strands of raven black hair.

A sad laugh heats the side of Mobius’s throat. “It would be a lot easier if you didn’t,” Loki mumbles. “But I’m far too selfish to wish for it.”

✅ What's something that appears in your fics over and over and over again, even if you don't mean to?

Lists of threes. Like, I know threes are a thing in literature but I am HYPER aware of whenever I'm listing out traits or giving examples of something in exposition. There's a rhythm to it that feels broken if it's not a list of three.

I know there are snippets of dialogue and specific phrases I use over and over again, but I'm coming up blank on them right now. I'm sure the next time I'm editing they are all I'm going to see, though.

x

[sciderman]

Hi Sci, I hope you are healing amazing, I have an idea but I do want to see the opinion of an expert of DP an Spidey (you).

I love musicals, and I do believe that a story with those two as protagonist in a musical environment could be something silly but with a lot of potential.

Although I do not know a lot of music theory, I imagine how the plot could work.

A weird phenomenon is occuring that everyone sings and dance just because, while Wade enjoy it, Peter hates it (He has his own self image issues, and the possibility of Spiderman singing and dancing, is an idea that terrifies him), so Deadpool and Spiderman team up to investigate this phenomenon and stop it. (In this scenario both heroes are aquantainces, although Deadpool wants to be besties).

In this story there is gonna be a lot of action, comedy, but what it is more important is the character development, both will have to face their self worth issues, so they can grow individually but also their friendship (with a bit of sexual tension).

What do you think?, what would you add so the story can achieve it's full potential (the musical part is not as important as the plot development)

hot and sexy concept! consider:

similar to the laws of most musical universes, when a character bursts into song and dance it is usually to express a big emotion or desire or truth that the character has been holding down deep inside. hence: spider-man is terrified that if he breaks into song, it'll reveal his secret identity or any other such million different secrets peter would prefer to keep locked away where nobody can find it

wade thinks it's fun and cool and chooses to sing even when he isn't actually really being compelled to - in fact, no music swells when wade sings - he just chooses to do it. he makes up songs on the fly and they aren't the big showtunes that everyone else is getting when they burst into song - nope, there's no backing track, save for maybe some buskers that he hassles to accompany him. there's no thought-through melody or even profound lyrics - and he fumbles on rhymes, but he doesn't let it stop him. he wants a showstopper tune so bad. but all he rhymes about are like, foods. and whatever he sees in front of him, and like, nothing profound. so the orchestra doesn't care for him.

there are a few times when peter's aside, on his own, and the music begins to swell - and only when he really, truly feels like he's on his own, he's about to open his mouth to sing and it's interrupted by wade every single time. at times wade knows there's about to be a musical number and tries to edge in or turn it into a duet but the orchestra just fumbles out as soon as wade's janky lyrics start. and wade's like, dancing like untz untz untz on the stage trying to keep it up but the music fizzles out and he sighs, defeatedly.

so we're following this character whomst the orchestra gravitates around trying to force a song out of but peter absolutely will NOT bite and/or is always interrupted - and a character who desperately wants his song and dance but the orchestra won't let him have it

they're constantly at odds because wade thinks this is awesome and he kind of doesn't want to stop the villain responsible for it because? a world where people randomly burst into showtunes? that's awesome. and spider-man's just with the reasoning that his identity is at risk. he has so much to lose. and what about all the people who have secrets to hide? what about people who will be put in danger? you wouldn't get it. mr i-only-sing-about-tacos.

wade's bummed. goes off alone, all sad. has this little aside where he tries, so so hard to have his own song. the orchestra swells. he opens his mouth, but the key is wrong. he fusses and asks the orchestra to play in an e-minor. he clears his throat and he tries again. still off. can we get it a little more upbeat. better. let's introduce some maracas... yes.. okay... now we're getting it. some saxophone, if you please. needs more cowbell. and wade's shaking his hips and REAAALLY feeling it and he's about to open his mouth and

the ground shakes and we're about to finally be acquainted by our villain,, and it's a musical battle and fists just aren't cutting it. peter's trying to beat the shit out of the villain but keeps getting blasted back by music. wade cottons on that they need to fight fire with fire and tries to get the orchestra back on his side but his lyrics are Not fire and musical yo mama jokes only take you so far.

eventually emotions come to their high, maybe when they're finally facing the big bad, peter can't help but finally let out his song - maybe it's a duet, if you want to be gay about it. peter sings his truth and it blasts our villain away, babey. they save the day.

after this, wade and peter return back to an nyc that isn't bursting into song every 5 minutes and peter's so, so fucking thankful. they shake hands. wade pulls peter into a hug. they're at train station.

a busker is playing a violin. wade starts to sing.

peter begs him not to.

a percussionist on stage joins in.

wade puts his whole deadpussy into it.

wade finally gets his own heartfelt closing number about all the feelings he felt and all the things that he learnt, and how he and peter will always be friends forever.

(peter: i'm leaving)

[doggo-owns-this-account]

Yandere platonic Avengers x Peter Parker/Spiderman

Bonus: venom/Eddie Brock, Deadpool/Wade Wilson, Dr. Strange, The Flash/Barry Allen, GOTG

List to all parts

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Bullied

Summary: They figure out that Peter is bullied

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Tony Stark/Ironman

It took a lot of convincing on Peter's part to not get homeschooled.

Tony would prefer to keep Peter close, and have him being homeschooled under his watchful eyes.

However he can't say no to the puppy dog eyes either.

But when Tony does figure out that Peter is bullied, there's no way out of homeschool.

To Peter's luck though, it took a lot of time for Tony to realize that Peter is bullied, seeing as Peter is great at hiding it, and Tony wouldn't think that anybody has the balls to bully his kid.

Tony did finally notice it when Peter came home from school with a black eye.

God bless that bully because Tony will find out who did it. Any excuses Peter might come up with are not believed, and Tony is seething from pure rage.

How could he not have noticed this sooner? He feels disappointed with himself, and will make it up to Peter tenfold even though it wasn't his fault.

But what about the bully? Oh boy you are in for a ride.

Tony wouldn't hurt the bully if they were a kid as well, not physically at least. But instead the bully's loved ones are not as lucky.

Parents dead. Cause? Sudden car accident.

Siblings over the age of 18? Missing.

Cousins/uncles/aunts dead dead dead.

Oh but Peter's fate is almost worse than death.

He has no change on going back to school for a while and on top of that Tony is hovering over him almost 24/7.

However, when (after a lot of convincing and family nights) Peter finally goes back to school, everyone knows not to mess with him. After all, they just might find their loved ones dead....

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Steve Rogers/Captain America

Just like with Tony, it took him a bit long to realize that Peter was bullied.

However unlike with Tony, Steve didn't even think for a moment about homeschool.

School is important to Steve, but still of course Peter's mental and psychical health are the most important to Steve.

The same thing about Tony and Steve is that neither of them thought that anyone would have the guts to bully their son, but unlike with Tony, Steve figured it out the moment he saw the smallest possible scratch on his boy's skin.

Unlike with Tony, Steve is going to hurt a kid if it comes down to it.

Of course, he would never kill a child (maybe), but when it comes to his son, he wouldn't mind punching a bully.

I mean, who would believe that the Captain America hit a child? :)

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Bruce Banner/The Hulk

Well this is getting dangerous.

Bruce would notice it almost immediately. I mean, he used to be bullied at school too, so of course he notices if his son gets bullied.

However, it's not Bruce that makes this situation dangerous( just not yet at least), it's Hulk (obviously).

Hulk would not give a flying fuck who he has to kill to keep their son safe. May it be a teenager, an adult or even a fucking alien, Hulk would kill them all if they were endangering Peter.

While Hulk is more "punch now, don't even talk later" Bruce is more of the "talk first, punch then, and punch again again again again again again and again"

Of course, Bruce couldn't physically hurt another child (at least not badly), unlike Hulk, but he's dangerous without Hulk too.

He's smart. Like super smart. And he knows his ways with manipulation and playing with human minds.

If the bully happens to be an adult, like Peter's teacher for example, the oh boy aren't they in for a ride.

Bruce would make it slow and painful.

He knows just where to punch or stab them for it to hurt but keep them alive and in pain.

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Thor & Loki

Nope. There's no way Peter's getting bullied. Not kidding.

Pretty sure that Loki and Thor has already takes Peter with them to Asgard, and only a fool would bully a royal. Especially if that royal has two overprotective gods hovering over him 24/7.

So it is highly unlikely that Peter would be bullied in Asgard.

However, on earth it's a different story.

Of course, Thor and Loki would want to take Peter with them to Asgard, but they also care about Peter's feelings and wants, so most likely they would take trips to Asgard from time to time with Peter, and spend most of their time on earth because of Peter's wish.

But still, it's quite impossible for Peter to get bullied (not for long anyways)

Someone makes a rude remark? The next day they are avoiding Peter like a plague.

Someone hits him? They dissappear without a trace.

But if someone makes him cry? Buh-bye Peter's school. And welcome Asgard!

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Eddie Brock/Venom

Now if Hulk is dangerous, the Venom is a menace.

Eddie has teached Venom, that they can eat bad guys. And clearly, bullied are bad guys, right?

If it would have been any other situation, only Eddie would have had a 'talk' with the bullies, along with Venom just scaring them a bit. Y'know, threatening to eat them if they don't stop. But when it comes to Peter, oh boy.

It wouldn't take long for Venom to notice. Venom knows almost constantly what's going on with Peter, and he'll know immediately if something is wrong.

If it was just some mean words, it might take a bit longer for Venom to realize. Peter is good at hiding his feelings, but not good enough to hide them from an alien.

And that compared with Eddie's constant worries, it wouldn't take long for them to figure out what's going on.

Eddie is constantly worried about Peter. Peter is a good kid, and he's easy to take an advantage of, especially if it's some classmate making him do their homework or something along the lines of that.

So, it's understandable when Eddie gets paranoid and happens to stalk Peter trough his school day.

If the bullying is mental, the bully just might survive with lifetime trauma and a few broken bones.

If the bullying was physical however, well there's no one who has lived to tell the tale.

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Wade Wilson/Deadpool

He may not be great with feelings, but he does notice when something is wrong.

And after that it's pretty much kill, kill, kill, kill.

He's not heartless, no. But he doesn't have any remorse for enemies.

And to add to that his immortality....

The least he would do is kill himself in front of a kid and scare them for life.

It isn't fun if someone doesn't get traumatized for life, right?

There's nothing he wouldn't do for Peter. He'd die over and over and over again if it meant that Peter would be safe.

There isn't really much to add to this since he really would just go right for the kill.

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Barry Allen/The Flash

He knows what it's like.

He used to get bullied too when he was a kid, usually because he tried to help someone else from getting bullied.

And to add fuel to fire, Barry also knows that Peter would never hit a bully back, unlike he would've had.

From the very beginning when he took Peter under his wing, he'd been paranoid about Peter getting bullied, and it wouldn't take long for him to figure it out either.

He is the fastest man alive after all.

He's also very paranoid about Peter getting hurt.

A lot of people he loves has gotten hurt, and he ain't about to let some bully hurt his son like that.

Would he kill a bully? Now that's a hard question. But I'm pretty sure the answer is yes.

He has done a lot of things wrong in his life, and killing a bully is nothing to him.

Especially if it comes to his son's safety.

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Stephen Strange/Dr. Strange

He actually thinks it's quite humorous.

Not because Peter is getting mentally/physically bullied. It's because someone actually thinks that they can bully the child of an overpowered wizard!

Honestly, it's funny to him. It's so easy to torture them endlessly just by sending them somewhere they don't belong.

But of course Peter doesn't need to know this. He's naive and innocent, there's no way Stephen's gonna let some useless waste of space ruin that.

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Guardians Of The Galaxy/GOTG

Oh shit.

OH SHIT.

They're the guardians of the galaxy for god's sake! There's no way the bullies are getting out of this alive.

Then again, it's unlikely that he would get actually bullied when he's with the GOTG, mostly because they are most likely in space! Whether Peter wanted to or not...

But I wouldn't be surprised if some stupid suicidal dumbass insulted Peter while they're on some random planet.

Groot would be the most violent if he was a grown-up.

If he isn't however, then the most violent would be Drax.

At first, Mantis doesn't understand what it means. She's only just learning human emotions, so she doesn't know that it's a bad thing until someone tells her. She'll be so confused. How could someone insult/hurt an innocent cute human being like Peter? Ain't no way. The ones that do that aren't even people in Mantis' eyes, they're just monsters that are trying to hurt and corrupt something precious.

Quill knows immediately what's up. He used to get bullied when he was younger too, and ain't no way he's gonna let Peter go trough the same he did. Quill may not be the most violent or threatening of the GOTG, but he is however a demigod. And Quill isn't gonna let some lowlife insult his darling boy.

Gamora is feared/hated by many, and she isn't gonna hesitate for even a second to end anyone that hurts Peter, even if it was on accident. The least she would do if she's feeling merciful, she'd just break a couple of limbs. However, if Peter wasn't there, the bullies fate wouldn't be so peaceful.

In Rocket's case, no one even needs to bully Peter. Just stare at Peter for a second too long and you're getting shot. Quick and simple.

Drax and Mantis wouldn't care if Peter was watching. They'd just kill them, and comfort Peter later on, telling him that they did it for his own safety.

Rocket and Groot could never kill anyone in front of Peter. Or at least so that Peter sees what's happening. They all know that Peter is against murdering, and they'd be damned if they let some asshole make Peter feel bad for that said asshole.

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Author: Sorry it took so long ಥ_ಥ

And for those wondering, I know that Flash is an DC character, but I really like writing Flash and I'm writing for my own enjoyment.

But still, I appreciate all the love and I'm willing to take requests💗

[padfootdaredmetoo]

Deadpool reacts to s/o who's into parkour.

Hello! This is a short one and it's a bit more sad than I intended but hopefully it's still good!

Warnings: sad wade, kissing, sexual content implied

Peter could take a beating, he and Wade had fought enough times to know that boy could handle himself just fine. 

You, on the other hand, he wasn't so sure he felt as confident. Every time you managed to get a little bit closer to him the more he didn’t like you going out. He knew how this movie ended, but unfortunately every time he would try to run away, you’d catch him before he got to the other side of the apartment like some kind of puppy or wild badger. 

He knew that you had the training. Being Daddy Warbucks' pride and joy, you even trained with Logan for a while. Not to mention Step Daddy Assassin too. You’d grown up in the mansion, all your life was devoted to being a bleeding heart combat specialist. You eat, breathed, and puked this shit. 

Knowing something was different than feeling something though. Every time you’d come down to Sissy Margret’s he’d feel the need to watch your back more than just your fantastic Marvel-ous ass. 

When you dropped down from the side of the building he felt that familiar feeling of his heart being ripped in half. Seeing you land on the balcony, move into a flip, and land on the target's car, put air back in his sad cancer lungs. 

You raised your fist at him triumphantly 

“Parkour!” The meme did nothing to lift his spirits. As Spidey wrapped up the bad guy, it was an overall big win for team red. 

But like the savage mindreading gremlin, you were, you saw right through his facade. 

“Wade. You didn’t even eat your second taco. What’s up?” Your eyes were wide with concern, and it did stuff to his raggedy heart. 

“Just saving room to eat your Taco later Baby Girl.” He answered in what he thought his usual cocky tone was, the voices had a different opinion on the execution. 

“Wade come on!” He was going to press another dirty joke but decided maybe he should just have the talk. Ew. 

But he knew full well what it did to you, seeing him slink away or try to sneak out. Made you feel like you weren't good enough when nothing had ever been so untrue in the history of things. 

He looked at you sitting across the couch probably thinking about throwing him off a building for being such a shithead. Maybe if it got bad enough your parents would finally put an end to things.

“I get sick when you come out with us.” He blurted out. 

“What?” 

“Yeah like I’ve puked in my mask a few times, I hate seeing you out there, like trust me I like the leather, and when you do the extra bendy stuff, but not the other stuff. Any of the other stuff.”

“Why not?” You saw the challenge spark in your eyes and for a moment he had hope that it would be enough to preserve yourself. 

“The more time we spend together the more I think about you as a person and not just your glorious ass-” 

“Wade I’m not Nessa.” You cut him off in more ways than one. “Or your mum.” 

He sat there for a while trying to compute what you said. It wasn't fair being with someone who was always smart enough to be one step ahead of him. He sat there resisting the urge to grab his jacket and leave. In his head it would be going for a walk to clear his head, in your mind, it would be abandonment and Peter would side with you. Instead of making him say something, you just climbed up on his lap. 

“This might be the worst pity lap dance ever” He whispered as you settled against his chest. His arms wrapped around you and he held you tightly not understanding how you knew he needed this. 

“I love you.” He said softly.

“I know.” You leaned up and kissed him leading to more mind-blowing sex. 

After that, you manage to stick a little closer to him while out in the field, it wasn’t possible all of the time, and he still puked in his mask a lot more than he did before you were in his life. But it meant a lot to him nonetheless. 

And that kids is how having open communication can lead to excellent, savage, kinky sex and an overall sense of safety in a relationship. 

[graceful-starker]

I would love snippets in your high school AU. Maybe showing Tony getting jealous when someone hits on Peter? Or he thinks that MJ and Peter are going out and it leads to a confrontation or something?

I love this prompt!!!

Notes: jealousy, insecurity, bi awakening, mild angst, ambiguous ending. Introducing: Wade Wilson, senior and frat brother.

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Peter laughs at the joke Tony just made, eyes bright as he walks side by side with his best friend.

Unlike what he predicted, nothing has changed after their under-the-influence quiz fun. Everyone teases them the same amount, Tony still sleeps with a new girl every week, and Peter has comfortably fallen back into his place as Tony’s best friend.

Just friends.

There was no freak out, once Tony was sober. There was no pretending it never happened, nor a big deal-making moment. Tony didn’t magically confess his undying love, and nobody in their mix-matched friend group treats him any differently.

As far as Peter can tell, the whole thing was a fun little joke, and no one took it as anything more than that.

Which is good, because even though Peter has only been in this group for a couple months, he half views them as family.

Tony smiles back at Peter, taking a sip from his coffee mug. Peter inwardly associates coffee with Tony—everyone is sleep deprived in college, but no one else always has coffee readily available. At all times. In every room. No matter what.

Peter once saw Tony go into the communal bathrooms to take a shower with his damn coffee mug. At 11:00pm. Psycho.

It’s at that exact moment that Wad Wilson, a kid in Peter’s intro to chem class, walks towards them. “Parker! How’s it going?”

Tony slows to a stop beside Peter, shifting his books to a more comfortable position.

Peter doesn’t know why, but it makes his stomach so weird flips that Tony would rather stay with Peter while they talk than find something else to do.

“Hey Wade! I’m good, what’s up?” Peter asks, smiling.

Wade pointedly looks at Tony, and anyone else would have said ‘I’ll catch you later Peter, gotta get to class’ or something. But Tony only cocks his chin out, in a ‘what are you gonna do about it?’ gesture. Wade rolls his eyes, but focuses his attention back on Peter. “Did you do the chem homework already? I know you like to work ahead and all.”

Peter hums softly, pulling at the straps on his back pack, where said homework rests. “Yeah, I have it done all the way up through Thanksgiving break. Why?”

“Well…” Wade shoots Tony another look, and sighs in frustration. He runs a hand through his hair, and looks back to Peter. “It’s kind of embarrassing, but I’m um…I’m struggling a bit. I only took this class to finish my gen-ed, I’m not interested in it like you are. So I was wondering, would you help me study maybe?”

“He can’t,” Tony says before Peter can say anything. Peter side-eyes him, mouth thinning into a line. “It’s movie night tonight, we have plans already.”

“Oh, are you a couple?” Wade asks, eyes wide. “I didn’t mean to-“

“No,” Peter interrupts, elbowing Tony. “He means our friend group.”

Wade’s smile returns, and now he doesn’t even give Tony a glance. “Oh, that’s good! Because I was planning to seduce you over chem equations. Very sexy stuff, you know.”

Peter snorts, and covers his mouth and nose with his hand in embarrassment as he breaks out into giggles instead. He notices Tony stiffen beside him, but he ignores it. “Hey, chem can be very sexy! Maybe I’ll tell you all about how you must be made of copper and tellurium.”

Wade gives him a blank look, but keeps his smile in place. Tony sighs in annoyance. “The atomic symbols are Cu and Te.” When Wade turns his confused eyes to Tony, the younger boy rolls his eyes yet again. “It spells cute.”

Wade’s eyes light up, and he turns back to Peter. “Well, I think you’re copper and telegram too.”

Peter giggles at the complete lack of trying to say it right, and a soft blush graces his cheeks as the compliment sinks in. “Well, we do have movie night tonight, why don’t you come over? I can help you study tomorrow instead.”

Tony coughs, but Peter and Wade ignore him. “You know, that sounds great and all, but what if you came over to my frat house instead? We’re throwing a party tonight, you could meet all my brothers. I usually don’t go, I get bored with all the…you know. But if I had someone to entertain me…” Wade winks at Peter, and Peter’s cheeks go almost red.

“I just told you he can’t,” Tony says, voice hard. “Do you not understand the meaning of no?”

Wade does turn to Tony at this, smile gone. “You said no, not him. And he said you aren’t dating, so you can’t control who he can and cannot hang out with, can you?” He turns back to Peter. “It’s cool if you don’t want to though, movie night sounds good too.”

Peter hums and grabs Wade’s phone, holding it up to the older boy’s face to unlock it. Wade blinks in confusion, but Peter is already putting his number in Wade’s phone. “I’ll ask the group chat if movie night can be tomorrow instead, but if it can’t, I’ll text you the address. If it can, I’ll text you for a ride. Okay?” He hands the phone back, and he’s surprised at the amount of boldness he had just then.

Wade’s wide grin returns, and he gives Peter a mock salute with two fingers. “Looking forward to it sweetheart,” he says, before walking back the way he came.

Peter starts gushing about it the entire way to class with Tony, over the moon that someone asked him out. No one has ever asked Peter out before.

He doesn’t notice that Tony is uncharacteristically quiet and cold, not offering so much as a ‘mhm’ in between Peter’s sentences.

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Movie night could not be moved, which Peter wasn’t sad about. He doesn’t like parties.

But he does love movie night, and he does love the idea of bringing an actual date to movie night. Someone for his friends to see, someone to prove that Peter is more than a love sick puppy.

“Okay, my friends are…a lot,” Peter says, holding Wade’s hand as they walk to the front door. “And I’m the youngest, so they make fun of me the most. They’ll probably make fun of you too-“

“I’m cool with that babe, as long as I can joke back,” he teases, kissing Peter’s cheek.

Peter smiles, squeezing Wade’s hand and opening the door. “Sorry we’re late, but Wade brought a case of beer!” He follows the sounds of cheers to the living room, taking in his friends.

Steve and Sam are on opposite sides of the same love seat, and Bucky is carrying a bowl of popcorn towards them, presumably to sit in the middle. Steve and Sam seem to be in an intense debate on who is the faster runner, which is hilarious because Steve is on the track team and Sam isn’t, so it should be pretty clear.

Vis is sitting on an armchair, holding a plastic cup with both hands and staring intensely at it. Peter has the feeling Wanda entrusted him to watch it while she went to the bathroom.

On the left side of the couch sits Thor, nursing a bottle of beer and scrolling on his phone. Next to him is Bruce, who is attempting to explain a theoretical physicals theory to deaf ears, while Thor nods every few seconds to pretend he’s listening. Natasha is on Bruce’s other side, pretending to be highly interested and batting her eyelashes, stroking his arm almost like one would a cat. Clint is not in his usual spot beside her, instead perching on the countertop in the adjacent kitchen, boring holes into the back of their heads.

Beside Natasha is Tony, actually is paying attention to Bruce’s story and commenting here and there about his own ideas, which keeps Bruce in momentum to keep talking. Leaning against the armrest beside Tony is Rhodey, who keeps checking his watch every two seconds. Peter has a feeling he’s counting down the seconds to when it’s officially considered ‘showing up’ so he can leave.

Peter smiles, clearing his throat. “Hey guys! This is Wade, he’s my date.”

Bucky shimmies his way in between Sam and Steve, and looks up. “Oh! He’s actually hot, how’d you pull that, Parker?”

That catches the rest of the group’s attention, and Natasha even whistles at Wade. While it makes Wade laugh, it makes Peter blush and push his hair down self-consciously.

“Actually,” Wade says, wrapping an arm around Peter’s waist and putting his hand in Peter’s back pocket. “I was surprised he agreed to go out with me. It’s hard to find boys this pretty!”

Peter’s blush fades into a pretty pink, and he smiles up at Wade. No one has ever called him pretty, let alone after his friends made fun of him. “Shut up!” He giggles, and leads To are towards a beanbag chair near the couch. “Sit. What do you want to eat?”

“Are you on the menu?” Wade asks with a wink, making Natasha choke on her beer and Sam to whoop. “Just popcorn, thanks babe.”

Peter giggles, much higher pitched than usual, and goes to the kitchen to grab some. He doesn’t notice Tony sulking, he only notices that the conversation returns to before Peter showed up, making him feel more normal.

“Hey Clint,” Peter says, nodding to the couch. “Off again, I see?”

Clint looks over Peter’s shoulder, where Natasha is laughing far too loud at Bruce’s joke about wormholes. “Yeah. This time it was because I was, according to her, flirting with some blonde at her recital yesterday. I was just being polite.” He huffs and takes a long sip of beer. “Do we have anything stronger?”

Peter shrugs and puts a bag of popcorn in the microwave. “Ask Thor, it’s his apartment.”

Clint cheers Peter with his cup, and hops off the counter to do just that. Peter patiently waits for the popcorn while listening to the pieces of conversation he can hear. Steve has gone quiet, and Bucky and Sam are talking about an anth paper due next week. Thor is telling Bruce about a new theory Jane is working on, and Nat has turned her attention to Tony since Clint walked over. Wanda returned from wherever she went, and is making a stop to introduce herself to Wade before sitting in Vis’s lap again.

He pours the popcorn in a bowl and brings it over, sitting himself in Wade’s lap to mirror Wanda. It’s new—and something he wasn’t sure if he should do. But Wade only grins dopily, helping Peter balance the bowl and wrapping an arm around his back. “I like your friends,” he whispers, kissing behind Peter’s ear. “They’re funny.”

“What a coincidence, I like them too!” Peter teases, kissing Wade’s nose.

“Ew,” Tony whispers, and Peter blushes. But then Natasha says, “what? They’re cute together!” And he feels all warm again.

“Alright, it’s time to start the movie,” Thor says, and Clint decides to sit on the floor in between the loveseat and the armchair.

Peter settles in, smiling up happily at Wade as Thor turns off the lights and Star Wars begins.

~

Peter hadn’t notice the death glares Tony had sent Wade the entire movie. And he didn’t notice Tony’s silence the entire day the next day, or Sunday.

Or, he pretended he didn’t.

But on Monday, during their chem class, Tony chose to sit on the opposite side of where they usually sat together. He didn’t look at Peter, and he ignored Peter’s texts—even though he was on his phone.

That, he can’t ignore.

So after class, Peter corners him. “What’s wrong with you?”

Tony blinks, face neutral. “What do you mean?”

“You’ve been avoiding me all weekend, and now you’ve sat across the class from me.”

“And that means something is wrong with me?” Tony asks, quirking a judgmental eyebrow.

Peter scoffs. “Well yes, obviously. You’re behaving differently.”

Tony scoffs. “My whole world doesn’t revolve around you, Parker.”

Peter stumbles back a step, hurt flooding his face. Tony doesn’t call him Parker. Ever. And the statement itself—“Well I know that, I never said it did,” Peter says, voice breaking just slightly.

Tony’s mouth twitches just slightly, as if he regrets his words. Or maybe Peter is just thinking wishfully. “Yeah, well, you don’t act like it. You’re so fucking clingy, it’s annoying.”

Peter bites his tongue as he fights back tears, and nods very slowly. Tony knows that being annoying is one of Peter’s biggest insecurities. “What the hell did I do to deserve that?” Peter asks.

Tony scoffs, and looks just over Peter’s shoulder. “I’m pretty sure I just told you what you did to deserve it.”

Peter nods again, sniffling. “You’re an ass,” he mumbles, turning on his heel and walking off. He wipes away a tear that escaped from his cheek, keeping his head down and his shoulders slumped.

[mastercherry]

P.T.R. or "Peter" as Tony likes to say. It hadn't been easy coming up with an acronym (technically an initialism I think) that could also be a relatively normal sounding name.

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Receptionist

P.T.R., really just a fancy way to say that Pepper told him if he had enough free time to invent silly little gadgets then he had time to read through the EXPLODING inbox of Avengers emails that were frankly beginning to put a strain on the Stark email servers. And so what does Tony do? Creates a silly little gadget to go through the emails for him. It's not like he can ask Cap, Winter Arm, or Thunder God for help. Natasha, Hawk, and Bruce? HA! Ha ha ha ha ha.

Now Vision... that gave Tony an idea. Mix up a little bit of some old JARVIS files, toss in a new mix of FRIDAY files, and there we go! P.T.R.

And so that's how Peter came to be. A program Tony created to go through the FLOOD of Avengers fanmail. Although not all of it was from fans. And some of it was even people needing help. And thus Peter's sense of justice was born. He responded to every email he could. He wanted people to know that the Avengers were listening.

One name that popped up was from a Wade Winston Wilson. Peter was intrigued because of the initials, WWW. Could it be another computer program? But a quick search told him THAT was not the case at all. Wade, or Deadpool, was classified by Stark Intel as dangerous, unpredictable, and insane. He was flagged as a person of interest, but not as a potential new member- as a threat to national and maybe even global security.

But Peter... he didn't get that from Wade's emails. Wade had a lot to say and he had a very vulgar vocabulary, not to mention a very raunchy sense of humor, but he was sweet and funny. He didn't sound dangerous. He respected the Avengers a lot, what they stand for, what they try to do.

Peter actually really likes him.

And so Wade and Peter are basically email penpals. Wade has NO IDEA that Peter isn't an actual person. He wants to meet Peter though and says as much.

Peter really wants that too but... how? He doesn't have a body.

"Sir?"

Tony doesn't even look up from his workbench where he's trying to make adjustments to one of his gauntlets. "What's up, kid?"

"I'm not a kid," Peter responds.

"I mean. Technically you're only 3 years old so..."

"Ha ha, sir, that's very funny."

Tony laughs. "Buttering me up? What do you want?"

It's quiet for a moment until Peter finally responds. "I want a body."

And thus, Spider-Man is created. Peter can't just say he wants a body to meet Wade. He knows Tony wouldn't approve of something like that, but wanting to be an Avenger? Wanting to potentially help the people he's always receiving messages from? Wanting to be part of the world? Wanting to help protect it? He can use that. Because it IS something he wants to do, and if he gets a body out of it and can meet Wade? Win/Win.

He loves being Spider-Man. He loves meeting up with Wade, not that he knows that Spider-Man and Peter are the same person. See, the problem is... Peter is just Spider-Man. It's not a suit and mask for him. It's his body. He doesn't have a face or hair or skin, he's just Spider-Man.

And at first... that was good enough. But now... he wants more. He wants Wade more. And they can't be more if he's not an actual person under the "suit." They can't be anything.

So his next step is convincing Tony to help him look human.

That's harder to explain.

Or maybe he hi-jacks the lab late one night when everyone is asleep and creates his own body? IDK

But he uses info from Wade to design his body. One of Wade's favorite things to do it guess what he looks like. And he's dropped a few, "I bet you have brown hair, all cute and fluffy." Or "Please tell me you have cute little freckles." Stuff like that. And he basically creates himself as what he thinks Wade would like the most.

Which as I'm typing sounds kinda jacked up, but I don't mean it that way. I mean it that Peter has none of his own preferences, not right now anyways, so when he's creating his face and body he thinks, "I might as well take some of Wade's suggestions." It has the convenience of not having to decide how he looks with the bonus reward of being what Wade wants too without all of the stressing and stuff.

ANYWAYS. I'm at work so I should probably stop working on this right now 😂😂😂 LOL. I've shared this idea before I think, about P.T.R. but I wanted to share it again, maybe even have it a little different