#i think joe would probably get blackout drunk after that tbh
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joe when he (hopefully) finds out h!rhys is actually a hallucination
#rhys montrose#goldrose#joe goldberg#you netflix#jonathan moore#ed speleers#penn badgley#joe is insane#he’s gonna have the worst psychotic break of his life i promise#man’s gonna question everything#dudes gonna be spiralling for ages#he’s gonna be looking at the actual rhys like ‘dude wtf are you talking about you just this second fucking left wdym you missed me???’#‘WEVE LIVED TOGETHER FOR MONTHS WHAT DO YOU MEAN??????’#rhys would just be looking at him like ‘??? i’ve been following you since you left i haven’t been living with you’#joe and rhys end up going silent as joe finally realises he’s convinced himself rhys was actually there and fucking him#and that he was actually just getting his own rocks off while wishing rhys were doing it#joe are you queer by any chance?#just accept the fact you love rhys and we can move on okay bae#i think joe would probably get blackout drunk after that tbh#man wouldn’t be able to deal w it
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imagine doing things w your boyfriend but then your boyfriend walks by and now you’re having a crisis and wondering what just happened
#goldrose#poorly written goldrose#joe is just a silly little man#also fruity#i think that’s fucking hilarious tbh#i think joe would probably get blackout drunk after that tbh#or would he?#i feel like he’d be questioning his own reality#like ‘how tf??? what is going on??’#‘wait you’re standing there but you’re also walking away?’#rhys would just let him know he’s been losing his shit so casually#‘oh yeah you’ve been losing your mind for a while#surprised you never noticed’
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