#i think ive been spoiled by cronenbergian horror and stuff like this is soooo annoying. | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

pikslasrce · 6 months ago

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idk i have a deep and profound hatred for jumpscares. i think theyre a very cheap horror device like 'oooh something appeared on the screen very suddenly with a sharp noiseee are you frightened is your adrenaline up already ' like no. i am startled and mildly annoyed and if it keeps happening ill grow even more annoyed like at least try to get some real fear into my bones or be gross or something. like if you had a teddy bear appear on my screen very fast with a loud noise ill get jumpscared its soooo cheap

#sorry i just hateeeee them i hate them. if your movie relies on JUMPSCARES for shock/horror then ur doing a bad job #and you should be embarrassed bc your premise isnt scary enough so you have to resort to cheap tricks.#and EVEN WORSE im saying this bc of immaculate and the premise is GOOD and it should be scary on its own but NO #they think that it has to be SCARYYYY and FRIGHTENINGGGGG but like. jumpscares are just annoying #it couldve been good. you couldve been good... but they also had to use the 'horror movie music' which is even more annying for some reason #i think ive been spoiled by cronenbergian horror and stuff like this is soooo annoying.#piksla.txt

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