#i think its very funny that so far cassie is the only one Consistently called by a nickname

[victim9d]

before she was officially caspian i did consider the name cassiopeia

[thenixkat]

Animorphs notes 22

David trilogy

Book 22

A Rachel book

Ax is lucky that Rachel didn’t knock him off hard enough to hurt him. Why do people insist in cutting up Rachel?

I still don’t know exactly what they expected from all this like?>

No. You guys had several choices, you just picked all of the worst ones

Like just consistently made terrible choices that would not endear trust towards yall or faith in you

Given all the lucky unconsious morphing elsewhere in this series this feels kinda odd

I’m reminded that I would have much prefered Rachel in the leader role

Gymnastics club is coming in handy

For someone who only got morphing power at best 2 days ago and has very little practice David is doing pretty good. However he doesn't fucking confirm his kills, but that's probably just the writers needing to keep people alive

Rachel doesn’t know exactly how she feels being designated the one who does the dirty shit

and again, Jake didn't tell teh rest of the team that he'd threatened David previously. Then decided that they'd need to kill him the moment they got evidence that he wasn't loyal to them. Then sent Tobias to spy on the paranoid dude who doesn't trust them and has a golden eagle morph which just wouldn't have gone well if Tobias got caught

Decided to further persue David with no immediate back up. Fought his lion as a tiger (and kept trying to bite the fucker's neck through the mane) and now all the ducks are in a row for Rachel to definately have a reason to murder the fuck out of David

if i had any faith of Jake's planning abilities i'd say this was a very eleborately planned murder or hit

but ya know we're supposed to belive that Jake is actually good at plans and leadership shit so it probably is a very elaborately planned hit

Oh hey Cassie’s mom gets to be competent. ANd remember what her animals look like

Huh, ya know the actual yeerk percentage of any given opperation really does seem to be rather low

Once more Visser 3’s poor leadership leads to Animorph advantage

Rachel, pls don’y give the rest of the Animorphs any benifit of the doubt

one person has taken out over half this team (honestly if murder is the agenda David shoulda killed Marco when he had the chance and not any of this "i'll only kill em if they ain't in human shape nonsense")

Again David is fucking good at morphing

as far as I gather, David is kinda paranoid, a bit of a loner, one of those edgy goth kids. A bit reckless but pretty darn good at strategy. Doesn't like being bossed around, especially not by people he has no reason to trust or like. And also just a natural at shapeshifting.

everything else is unreliable b/c I know the writers are trying to make him satan for their betray plot to not make the Animorphs look so terrible for their actions in comparison.

also another reason the two trap David in morph things don't work for me (rat in the main timeline and fly in the choose yer own book [b/c he dissagreed with the animorphs on being benched while on an alien planet in a fight for all of their lives]) is b/c the animrophs have morphed out of tight spaces like behind a fridge or inside a peice of wood so it doesn't feel like a rat trap or a cup should be able to stop a fucker from demorphing

Ugh Tobias is still alive

so Tobias just fucking lost track of David , and didn't think that the dude may have headed to his home and ran into Jake and Ax on the way there.  Didn't show up at the mall investigating all the fucking sirens like Rachel and Ax and just happened to be in the right place to save Rachel

Why the fuck was Cassie allowed to fucking come along with her mom in the first place?

Cameras stopped existing again

Why do I raise my hopes up, I should know better. None of these kids are gonna die aside from teh one shock death at the very end

And they just fucking go to school like there aren’t more pressing issues and the chee can’t cover them

And of course supervillian!David just fucking plays along and does nothing to either end them durring this time or put a fuck lot of distence between them, and just fucking taunts them

b/c why have characters behave inline to their shown motivations

this is just like the hork-bajir suddenly deciding to switch from guerrella warfare to seige warfare for not damn good reason

You could litterally be going through their shit while they’re at school for some reason

...david apparently wants the box to bargin with Visser 3 for his parents. even tho last book he said he wasn't dumb enough to think he could bargin with the yeerks when jake said basicly the same thing

Why am I expecting the books to not change shit to suit whatever the writer whants to happen in any given book? I should know better

So the plan for the world leaders thing has devolved into smash shit up and just end the meeting

Dolphins have more than a few predators and definately know fear

Rachel considers goring a dude trying to his job and protect people from fucking rampaging wildlife

Honestly its funny as hell that David just shows the fuck up out of nowhere to fuck up the animorphs

also apparently for some mysterious reason David doesn't see that there's 6 animorphs there instead of 5

like he was def in the water watching them b4 they did the elephant/rhino charge and when they got back and orcas have fucking sonar

Rachel, maybe that was the plan to put the target on yer back

Cassie could harm his as a humpback b/c ya knwo a massive animal with massive ramming force

I also like Rachel’s sisters

Jake is a liar and Rachel should call him out but she should also take some fucking personal responsibility for her words and actions

Yeah, Rachel should not be a nurse. Pls stop projecting yer own issues onto people, don’t be a Tobias

Commercial jingle voice: Can you guess who?

This is hilarious

This is actually gaslighting. Thanks Jake

like the majority of the time Jake just feels like a pile of wet oatmeal shaped like a person for all the personality he has and then there's this shit and my brain clicks that he's actually pretty awful

Ah, they’re acting b/c David might be listening

They are just shit at acting, this should be raising so many red flags

Snakes are effectively fucking deaf, he couldn’t have been listening in

the writers forgot that they made david a paranoid motherfucker

My kingdom for consistant motivation

how fucked over would this plan be if david used his rattlesnake morph instead of the rat the animorphs want him to use?

Oh hey he morphed snake

...motherfucker you didn't need to fucking morph to threaten a rat

You can litterally kill small animals with the power of yer hands

no damnit. hold onto the animorphs in the bottle and force rachel to get the shit herself under threat of having the others trapped in morph

*Sigh*

Well that’s over