#i think its dumb when people make junkrat like throw hissie fits about showering like dude has never had hot running water in his LIFE | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

termagax · 1 year

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like if the jacket and the gear were perfect and clean i wouldnt be as into the design as i am because genuinely i dont think he gives a fuck about how nice his things look. hes just kind of more practical than that like his material indulgences are in a sillier direction than that like hes lived thru the apocalypse he would absolutely not be pitching a fit because theres wear on his jacket no matter how much money they have now. besides hes busy spending that all on sanrio merch and food and parts for his gay and stupid motorcycle and shit.

#tangent incoming. can you imagine.how much these fuckers must eat collectively #what if you took two dudes from the desert apocalypse both of whom are like obsessed with the pleasures of the flesh and released them into #the world like hey you can have any food you want at any time whenever you want it and you dont even have to pay for it #i put it on the list of little luxuries i think they would be obssesed with. up there with hot showers #i think its dumb when people make junkrat like throw hissie fits about showering like dude has never had hot running water in his LIFE #i think he would fuck up a shower. i think you put him up somewhere with one of those giant tubs w the jets and hed stay in there for hours #i dont think hes neccessarily concerned ABOUT being clean i think hed still be a grimy mess most of the time but i think when they get the #chance he wouldnt like. complain about safe clean running water are you kidding meeeeeeeeeee

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