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[missdynamighttt]

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"you like humping my thigh that much? cute. you gonna cum just from this, yeah? grip my shoulders, there you go. use me however you need, pretty girl."

"shit, you’re so fucking hot while touchin' my dick. god—you feel how wet you get when you see me like this? wanna cum together like this, baby?"

"i can’t stop lookin’ at your tits, sweets. just lookin’ at them makes me wanna fuck you senseless. bet you love it when i nibble on them, huh?"

"goddamn—so fuckin’ sweet. my favorite fuckin' meal. could eat you out like this all fuckin’ day. love you, baby. love makin’ you feel like this."

"you think you can get off without me, huh? fuckin' brat, you didn’t even wait for me. you like it when i spank you, don’t you? fuckin' turns you on, huh? that’s what you get for jerking off without me."

"shit—so tight. so goddamn tight. you gonna squeeze me dry? so fuckin' greedy. you're doin’ so good, baby. so good for me. fuck, can’t believe you’re mine."

"fuckin’ hell, you just squirted all over my hand. tch, and now you’re shy? fuck that. ’m gonna make you do it again. gonna fuck you so good after."

“’m too fucking hard for this shit, just let me fuck you. please, baby? i need you so bad, it hurts. fuck this—just leave it on. i don't care if we make a mess."

"you just gonna let me eat you out like this, huh? makin' such a mess on my face, pretty. can’t handle it? your boyfriend's addicted, so shut up and take it."

"where’d all that attitude go, huh? you were actin’ all tough earlier. fuck, pretty—look at yourself. look how pretty you look, ridin' my dick. fuckin' made for me, aren't ya?"

"you like it when i'm rough, don't ya? little brat. bet you been thinkin’ about this all fuckin' day. shit—gonna fill you up. you want that? want me to fill you up, sweet girl?"

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[sturns-mermaid]

SUBMITTING TO AUTHORITY [2]

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Previously on submitting to authority…

{ “Please…just need to be inside you,” he whined, his member twitching against your lap. You scoff pushing him off of you as he scrambles to his knees once more, kneeling in front of you, his hands tracing your thighs. “Please, I’ll do anything…” he begged, slurring his words. }

WARNINGS: sub matt x rough dom reader, shy matt, ceo/boss x employee, riding, creampie, use of "good boy" & "slut", humiliation, degradation, dacryphilia, public?

It had been a few days since you and Matt’s last encounter. You had left him pleading on his knees for you, his head resting on your lap as you stroked his hair. Whispering degrading words to him as he whined and continued begging for more, which you would not give in.

You had sent him back to his desk with a raging hard-on, his briefcase doing little to hide his arousal as he slumped in his seat, feeling your gaze on him for the rest of the day.

Back to now, a few days later, you once again had an annoying meeting with all of your associates and business partners, talking about your deals and projects you had. Heading back to your office, you held your purse in hand while your assistant once again gave you the wrong coffee order. You were getting frustrated with this as you had told her plenty of times what your order was.

You made your way back to your office without a cup of coffee in hand, a scowl on your face. What did a girl have to do for a good cup of coffee around here? You thought to yourself as you passed by Matt’s cubicle, seeing him happily drinking from a paper coffee cup.

You rolled your eyes, watching his gaze land on you and seeing him shiver up and pretend to be working. You let out a chuckle walking towards his desk. “Good morning, pretty boy,” you said, running a hand through his brunette locks.

His cheeks instantly reddened at your comment, his hands fidgeting with his tie, licking your lips as you watched him nervously squirm in his chair. “Aren’t you gonna say good morning back?” you question, replacing his hand on the tie for your own and tugging it gently.

“Wouldn’t want me to get angry again, would you?” you tease, tightening your grip on his tie and pulling him closer to your face as you bend down slightly. He furiously shakes his head, his eyes wide as he gulps, his palms starting to get sweaty.

You drop his tie, stand up, and peek outside of his cubicle to see if anyone is looking, not like you care if anyone has seen you since you were the boss, but you wanted some alone time with your best employee.

You snickered as you straddled his lap, his face instantly reddening at the action as you sat on his lap playing with his tie, your fingers gliding across the soft fabric. “You know I could take away that promotion. You’ll no longer have the best cubicle in the building or all the perks,” you whisper into his ear, causing him to shiver. “I suggest you play nice,” you add your tongue circling along his ear lobe.

Matt had still yet to say anything with his words. His body language told you all you needed to know. The way he gulped and his Adam’s apple bobbed in his throat, the way his eyes kept darting across the room as if someone was going to catch you both any second now.

You loved how flustered he was, his brain fried from your attention he couldn’t even utter a single word but his bulge poked your thigh. “What’s the matter baby?” you coo adjusting yourself as you raise your skirt and begin to slide your panties against his erection. He whines once more his hands gripping your hips as he tries to gather the courage to say something, anything all that comes out is soft gasps.

Your presence was too overwhelming. He couldn't think clearly with your words and the way you felt towards him. His fingers dug into your skin hard enough to leave marks, you of course loved teasing him and continued grinding against him. “Too much…” he whined, his fingers gripping your skirt. “Shut up,” you whispered, taking his tie and shoving it into his mouth to muffle his noises.

His eyes widened at the action as you grew increasingly aroused, you couldn’t take it anymore your core was dripping. “Can I take these off baby?” you ask your fingers fumbling with the buttons of his black dress pants earning a muffled whine from his mouth. You quickly shed off his pants and boxers, they pooled at his ankles as you discarded your skirt and panties.

“Such a good boy,” you praised him, sitting yourself back onto his lap, your slick folds grazing his twitching length. “Mmm, you make me so wet” you moaned softly, taking his cock in your hand and teasingly rubbing the tip against your aching clit.

He threw his head back against his desk chair, the tie falling out his mouth as he let out more whines and whimpers. “Put it in please!” he begged, his eyes squeezed shut, tears brimming at the corners. You groan, shoving the tie back into his mouth and gripping his chin with your hand. “You don’t tell me what to do,” you say harshly, continuing to tease him and yourself with his leaking cock.

His head fell against your shoulder as his arousal was growing, his hands gripping your hips tightly. “How pathetic, you’re so needy for me aren’t you?” you question in a teasing tone kissing the top of his head.

The sound of skin slapping together filled the office building, you were riding him hard and fast. His head fell back against the back of his chair, he was sure to have a sore neck after all of this. “Fuck! Such a good boy,” you moaned loudly, your nails digging into his back as you leaned against him, your spongy walls enclosing him.

You tipped the chair so far that you were certain you both would hit the floor at any moment; other office workers walked past his cubicle, their eyebrows raised in shock at seeing you riding him during work hours. Their whispers and hushed voices didn’t bother you, you continued your movements, your lips moving against his neck as you marked him with deep purple hickeys. “You like this? Such a slut having me ride you like this,” you whispered against his lips before roughly kissing him, your tongue exploring his mouth.

The tie fell from Matt’s mouth a while ago, his jaw dropped open as he panted continually, his hands grabbing your breasts through your shirt. “Gonna come…” he whines, his lips parting slightly as you suck his bottom lip between your teeth, nibbling on his skin. “Go ahead, come for me,” you whisper against his mouth, letting go of his lip, your hands cupping his red face.

Tears brimming from his eyes at the overwhelming pleasure of your rough movements. “Feels so good…” he pants, trying to blink away the tears, his hands moving back to your hips as he kneads your flesh. Your walls clamp down on him rhythmically, lewd moans falling from your mouth as you kiss him once more, muffling his whines.

You feel your legs start to shake, covering his cock in your release, his following right behind you as his hips thrust upwards, hitting your sweet spot repeatedly. “Ahh mom- coming..” he shouts, filling you to the brim with his hot sticky release, his eyes squeezed shut in pleasure.

After a few moments, you caught your breath, still feeling him twitch from inside you, your hands moving his hair from his sweaty forehead. “Did you almost call me mommy?” you tease, seeing his eyes snap open and the flustered look on his face. “N-No, why would I say that?” he stutters, nuzzling into your hands like some touched starved puppy.

You giggle as his hesitation kisses his pouty lips once more. “You’re laughin’ at me,” he mumbles into the kiss, feeling your tongue glide against his.

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[no1whippedcreamenjoyer]

Do you have any headcanons about the spire gang (shadow milk, Truthless recluse, Candy Apple and Black Sapphire?) for example I have a headcanon that Truthless is actually a huge gossip once you get him going and that candy apple and black sapphire include him in fun minion activities.

So I DEFINITELY do, but they don't start out fun

I'm gonna label these the hurt, and the comfort

Trigger Warning for Candy Apple using 'autistic' as an insult in the comfort (she's autistic)

---- THE HURT -----

I think Black Sapphire and Candy Apple were kind of raised in the spire, that's why they're Shadow Milk's only cookie minions left.

Candy Apple claims that Shadow Milk created her.

And Shadow Milk also refers to Recluse as 'a new child of deceit'

Who are the other children of deceit? Candy Apple and Black Sapphire

I think the reason for Candy Apple and Black Sapphire's collective crashout in BY8 is primarily because;

They blame Pure Vanilla for Shadow Milk's neglectful behavior

AND they're scared he likes these new kids; Gingerbrave, Strawberry, and Wizard Cookie More than Them.

Shadow Milk made rooms for all four of them, Shadow Milk stopped being super cruel to the kids during the card game- Shadow Milk seemed fully intent on keeping the kids around

Even if they don't have a parent/child relationship- they both seemed to feel like they were being replaced.

I think if Truthless Recluse had stayed in the spire, he would have a hard time reaching out to them.

And I also don't even think Shadow Milk realizes that they See Him as a father figure. He's not a terrible father on purpose. I'm certain he /wants/ kids because of how he interracted with the kids prior to throwing them off a building. He's just an idiot who doesn't understand children (because he was never a child) and thinks they have a working relationship.

---- THE COMFORT----

Okay so I have an AU that is either going to be the ending of reluctant truth or a total seperate War Is Over AU/Domestic AU

With Pure Vanilla's help Shadow Milk ends up realizing he DOES have kids, and owning up to his mistakes- like- a lot.

Black Sapphire and Candy Apple move into the Vanilla Kingdom, and Pure Vanilla and Shadow Milk personally paint their rooms. Candy Apple's has a mural of an Apple Tree in it and Black Sapphire's has a mural of bats running a radio show (sort of like the one in texas chainsaw 2)

They both go to school at Pardaedia institute- And Shadow Milk apologizes to Latte to try to get them in

She says if he really wants to make it up to her, they're in need of a new theatre teacher

Cue Shadow Milk teaching actual children and not graduate students for the first time in his entire life

and unexpectedly? Loving the hell out of it

Candy Apple is proud to be the self proclaimed best actress in theatre class (Shadow Milk keeps avoiding giving her leading roles so it doesn't look like he's playing favorites)

Cream Puff Cookie offers to be friends first- and Candy Apple tries to be Mean About it. "I don't NEED friends- what are you autistic?"

"Oh- um- yes- actually?"

"mmmmmmmmmmmmm. That gross old man Pure Vanilla says I am too. Meet me in the auditorium at lunch. You can eat with me. Have you ever tried putting Syrup in your hair? I think you'd look pretty"

Princess Cookie and Knight Cookie spend a semester at the school because Princess is looking to improve her magic

This leads to Candy Apple being forced to apologize. Which makes her HATE Princess Cookie. Which then leads to a 'Well my dad could beat your dad' arguement and then-

'Well ANYONE could beat My Dad, Candy Apple Cookie, But I bet Your Dad Couldn't Beat My Grandpar!'

Shadow Milk is SOMEHOW dragged into a fight against Pitaya Dragon Cookie- And ALSO ITS A PEP RALLY????

Black Sapphire has major angst over Shadow Milk just Now realizing he's their dad, and Refuses to join Theatre. Pure Vanilla encourages him to join the debate club instead because he's always liked public speaking.

Black Sapphire and Walnut cookie are Debate Rivals turned partners- and despite Almond Cookie being the debate coach- Black Sapphire's fairly certain Walnut Deserves to be the debate captain.

Pure Vanilla still picks his kids and his husband up from School and Work- and when Shadow Milk has to stay late for meetings, or to grade assignments, Pure Vanilla takes the kids out to have fun.

Despite hating the idea of going to an amusement park at first, the kids are really delighted when they find out that Cream Unicorn's has a haunted house (It was designed for pumpkin pie cookie). They love forcing Pure Vanilla to go in with them because he still gets scared every time.

I have like 5 billion ideas about this au so feel free to ask more if you like it dhfjvjv

[weirdmarioenemies]

MARIO KART 9 RETRO PREDICTIONS!

That's right! Ever since like, a month ago, we've received official confirmation that we're getting a new Mario Kart game that isn't Mario Kart Tour! Rejoice!

Yes, it's an exciting time to be a Mario Kart fan. After all, a new game means new courses, new drivers, new items, new gameplay mechanics, and all that jazz! I mean, 24-player races in the fantastical world of Utah? That's some exciting stuff!

But almost just as exciting as the new courses are the new old courses, especially when considering how much Mario Kart 8 spruced them up! Also, it's just way easier to to predict returning courses than new courses. Look: I don't have a time machine shaped like a crystal ball. I could say "Oh yeah, Mario Kart 9 will definitely have a new course called Toad's Wastewater Treatment Plant," but I'd just be making that up. I don't have a source! I can't show you the bibliography! I'm sorry.

Not that I can completely accurately predict retro courses either. Look, I can be as methodical as I please, but I don't work at Nintemdo. We know next to nothing about this game, so all my predictions are really just shots in the dark here! But it's fun to load a gun and haphazardly shoot bullets in a cave! Who knows! Maybe we'll end up shooting some of the retro courses that will be in Mario Kart 9!

My dearest condolences to Toad's Factory.

Retro predictions begin under the cut!

Oh wow, you thought we were gonna get straight into the retro predicting? How does it feel to be The Fool right now, The Fool?

Really though, I just want to get all methodologologilical[sic] first. Just get out some of the key assumptions I'm making so you can better understand why I've made the choices I've made. Alright? Cool. Cool.

I'm assuming there will be 48 courses in the base game, and by extension, 24 retro courses split across six cups. Given the goal of this game is to move people to the Nintendo Switch 2, and every Nintendo Switch 1 owner and their mother and their mother's dog owns a copy of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, going from 96 courses to a mere 32 courses feels like a considerable downgrade. Given that Mario Kart 8 Deluxe has 48 courses without the DLC, this feels like a good baseline going forwards.

I'm not sure what to make of the mainline status of Mario Kart Tour. I'm leaning towards it being technically mainline, due to its content being ported to Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, but it's definitely not a traditional Mario Kart game. So I will be including courses from it in my predictions, but courses that have only returned in Tour are basically on the same level of priority as courses that have never returned at all to me. Speaking of which...

I plan on prioritizing courses that have never returned, but I'm not going to exclusively limit myself to courses that have never returned. We're reaching a point where some games are really slim pickings for retro course options if we're only considering ones that have never returned, and given Nintendo has shown they're comfortable with double-dipping in places like Mario Kart 8's DLC and Mario Kart Tour, I think it's safe to say Mario Kart 64 won't be dragged out back and shot after they bring back Wario Stadium.

HOWEVER, I will NOT include any courses that have returned in Mario Kart 8!* This does include the Booster Course Pass for reference, so I apologize to any courses that were given underwhelming remakes there. Someday you'll get the remake you deserve, Sky Garden. Courses that originated in Mario Kart 8 are still fair game, but given that again, the goal is to move people to the new console, you probably don't want too many courses they can already play on the game they most certainly already have. Don't worry about the asterisk yet. We'll get there when we get there.

And as for more general goals, I'm looking for solid aesthetic diversity, a respectable difficulty curve, and a decent balance between games. None of these are really hard rules, since everybody will define them differently, and the exact amount they matter is hard to judge. I mean, I would like to keep the games relatively balanced, but it makes sense why the Booster Course Pass has eight Wii courses and two SNES courses. This is because Wii courses tend to be "pretty damn fun", as opposed to SNES courses which tend to be "utter dogwater".

Fun factor is also an important thing to keep in mind here. Why waste precious development time on bringing back courses nobody wants? I'm sorry, but no amount of spit-shine will ever save Figure-8 Circuit.

Okay, I think that's about everything. Now we can get into the part of the post you probably actually care about: predicting the retro courses!

SHELL CUP

Wii Luigi Circuit

Ah, the classic "boring starting course". Boring starter courses are interesting, because they brought back like 50 of these in Mario Kart DS, but ever since Nintendo has kinda been avoiding these like the plague. Unfortunately, now we've kinda reached a point where for games with slim pickings, "boring starter courses" are some of the only courses they have left. I feel like we're gonna have to bite the bullet at some point and bring one of these back, so it may as well be Wii Luigi Circuit.

Also motivating this pick is the return of the Luigi Tires sponsor, which was featured on this track back in Mario Kart Wii! Obviously this is a pretty minor connection, but I kinda get the feeling the reason they'd bring a sponsor like this back is if they're also bringing back a course that featured it. Ultimately this is what gave it the edge to me over Figure-8 Circuit. Well that, and the fact that there's no reason to spend development time on Figure-8 Circuit over literally any course that isn't Figure-8 Circuit.

3DS Daisy Hills

Daisy Hills! I don't really have a ton to say on this one. Its "alpine village where a young witch would look for a lost cat" setting is fairly unique by the standards of early-game courses, and given the list of courses that have never returned consist largely of mid-to-late game courses and "boring circuit tracks", having a course like this feels like a good pick.

SNES Koopa Beach 1

I would like to take a moment to curse Super Mario Kart for not having interesting course themes. It becomes a pain to pick specific courses from a game where literally every course theme has better alternatives from other games. Because when I'm prioritizing aesthetic diversity, picking a boring Super Mario Kart track is kind of by extension shutting out the better options from other games, right?

So figuring out what courses from this game to pick was basically a game of figuring out which theme had the most acceptable losses, and I concluded it was probably the beach courses. Apologies to Cheep Cheep Lagoon and Cheep-Cheep Island, but neither of you is interesting enough to warrant not picking an SNES course over you. And actual sincere apologies to Dolphin Shoals!

MK8 Sweet Sweet Canyon

Rounding out our Shell Cup, we have our first returning course from Mario Kart 8! Given Mario Kart 8 is ripe for the picking, it's likely we'll see a solid handful of courses from it, and since Nintendo tends to avoid putting multiple courses from the same game in a single cup, my choices are gonna have to be spread out across the difficulty curve.

Sweet Sweet Canyon isn't really one of my favorite of Mario Kart 8's original courses, but as an early game course with very unique theming, it feels like a pretty safe pick for a Priority Retro course to me. There's not really any thematic competition for "courses made of candy"! My only hope is that if my predictions are accurate and they do bring back this specific course, that they brighten up the color palette a bit. The amount of detail here is gorgeous, but the colors have always felt slightly too drab for the theming to me.

Also yes, I'm using "MK8" as the abbreviation for returning Mario Kart 8 courses and not "Wii U". I know that typically the abbreviation is based on the console and not the name of the game, but given the existence of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, the fact it has battle courses unique to it that should probably be put under the same label, and the fact Nintendo probably wants to acknowledge the Wii U as little as possible, I think using "MK8" as the abbreviation feels like the right call.

BANANA CUP

DS Delfino Square

Given Mario Kart DS's options for courses that have never returned are "starting circuit", "Bowser's Castle", and "Rainbow Road", and all of those are competitive slots, I think it's likely we'll see a bit of double-dipping for this game. That's probably a good thing, because DS has some awesome courses that aren't in Mario Kart 8!

Case in point: Delfino Square, which feels like one of the most-requested courses I saw for the Booster Course Pass that never got added. But maybe we should be grateful, because now it can be saved for a remake with good graphics! I've been a big fan of this course ever since I was a kid, mostly because of the music (which I'd love to hear a live arrangement of!), but the course itself is pretty cool too I guess. Glider ramp on the drawbridge whenever it's up? Would that work?

N64 Frappe Snowland

Mario Kart 64 is another game that's slim pickings in terms of "courses that have never returned at all". Given I'm trying to include at least two courses from every game here, picking another N64 course was kind of a challenge. Most of the picks I would've gone for are in Mario Kart 8 already, because if not for the Booster Course Pass, Choco Mountain and Kalimari Desert would've definitely been in the running. And lots of the other choices that felt decent, like DK's Jungle Parkway or Banshee Boardwalk, have alternatives in other games that felt higher priority.

So I'm going with Frappe Snowland. This course hasn't really been in a traditional Mario Kart game since Mario Kart DS, so I think it feels like a solid candidate to get another remake. I mean, it's a pretty generic snow course as-is, so it might be due to get a modern reimagining. I'm imagining a cozy little winter town near the starting line, maybe having some similar vibes to the winter variant of Animal Crossing.

Do you pronounce it "frap" or "fra-pay"? I'm in the fra-pay camp but I'm pretty sure the other one might technically be correct due to the lack of accent over the e, but I'm also not sure if that's so much a hint of the pronunciation so much as "leaving off the accent for convenience sake". Both are technically valid I'm pretty sure, so I won't fight you if you're in frap camp. I promise.

Wii Toad's Factory

Look. If there's one course I would put actual real money on being in the next game, I think it's Toad's Factory. Yes! Even over the courses from games that literally have only one course that has never returned! Wario Stadium is boring and faces competition from Wario Colosseum, and I'm not sure to what extent Tour counts as mainline as far as Piranha Plant Pipeline is concerned, but Toad's Factory? I can't think of a reason you wouldn't bring this one back.

It's one of the only courses from Mario Kart Wii that has never returned, it's a fan-favorite course, it's an early-game course with unique theming when "courses that have never returned" tend to skew late-game, not to mention that Mario Kart Wii is a favorite game for fans and Nintendo alike. Literally the only reason I can imagine Mario Kart 9 not having Toad's Factory is if Mario Kart 9 doesn't have retro courses at all. That, or if my methodology is way, way off. But like, Nintendo knows what courses fans like! They have to see the demand for Toad's Factory, right?

3DS Shy Guy Bazaar

Look. I'm gonna come forwards and say it: I'm pretty sure this course is what we in the industry would call "orientalist as hell". I'm definitely not the most qualified person to speak on this subject, but given what I have heard from people who are, it's very much giving me the vibes of "mystical, vaguely Arabic desert kingdom" that all of us should frankly be tired of seeing at this point. This isn't really a course I think I want to see brought back.

But this isn't a wishlist. This is Predictions, and unfortunately I do not have the faith in Nintendo to Not Be Orientalist, considering how much this sort of thing has continued into even their most recent output. And like, as far as the things I am prioritizing when I make my list go, I'm pretty sure Shy Guy Bazaar checks all the boxes. It has unique theming, and datamining suggests it was very nearly put in Mario Kart 8. I think this one feels like a shoo-in, even if I don't really want it to be.

FEATHER CUP

That's right! More retro courses means I have to predict new retro cups as well! I think the Feather Cup feels like a good retro cup choice, since its presence as an item in Super Mario Kart and its absence from most later Mario Kart games gives it a distinctly "retro" feel.

Oh, and speaking of Super Mario Kart...

SNES Mario Circuit 4

For a long time, I saw people question why Nintendo would bring back the Mario Circuits so much compared to other SNES courses with more distinct theming. After all, if you're going to have to dedicate a slot or two to SNES courses, you might want to pick the less boring themes, right...? But while this sounds like a logical train of thought, I think I have since seen the light of day. The reason they bring back the Mario Circuits is because they can get away with being boring.

Because the Mario Circuits can pass off their "being boring" as being like, a retro thing, right? Like, you can try to make an interesting rendition of Donut Plains or whatever, but ultimately you're just putting lipstick on a pig. Donut Plains 3 is always gonna be one of the most boring courses in Mario Kart 8, even with a gorgeous graphical overhaul! The Mario Circuits, by virtue of being thematically boring, don't have to pretend they are anything more than what they are: boring SNES courses.

...I'd still like them to do something interesting with Mario Circuit 4 though. I mean, GBA Mario Circuit got an anti-gravity U-turn. It's worth a shot.

MK8 Sunshine Airport

Something you need to know about me is that "me making retro course predictions for Mario Kart 9" is NOT a new thing. I've been doing this basically ever since Mario Kart 8 came out over a decade ago, and ever since then I have felt reasonably confident in one thing: I think Sunshine Airport is gonna be one of the first Mario Kart 8 courses they bring back.

Literally everything about Sunshine Airport feels like a "priority retro course" to me, in the same vein as Coconut Mall or Music Park. Unique theming? Check. A level of complexity that gives it flexible positioning on a difficulty curve? Check. Approval from the fans? Check. Hell, even if Nintendo decides not to bring back anti-gravity, this course doesn't need it! All it amounts to here is one singular turn where the anti-gravity feels shoehorned in to begin with!

It feels weird to be so, so confident in a Mario Kart 8 pick when literally every original course from that game is an option, like I can't say I'm confident in Sunshine Airport to the same degree I'm confident in like, Toad's Factory or Wario Stadium or anything like that, but I dunno. Sunshine Airport almost feels like it was made to be a retro course.

Or maybe I've just been so weirdly confident in this specific idea for so long that it's just drilled itself into my head, I dunno.

Tour Piranha Plant Pipeline

Say hello to literally the only Mario Kart Tour course that didn't make its way into the Booster Course Pass! Yes, that's literally my only reasoning for including it. But if Tour courses are in fact in the running, then that's basically the only reason you need. This course wasn't in Mario Kart 8 and the only other place you can play it is a mobile game where it's only in rotation for like, two weeks of the year.

I don't think this is one of Tour's best original courses, it's decidedly mid-tier compared to the likes of Squeaky Clean Sprint, Yoshi's Island, and Ninja Hideaway, but it'd be nice to have it in a more accessible place. In Mario Kart 8 it'd feel redundant with Piranha Plant Slide, but here it probably won't have that issue.

Funniest outcome for this course however, is if they treat it like the other non-city Tour originals in the Booster Course Pass and try to pass it off as a new course for some reason.

GBA Broken Pier

I think it's funny how much Nintendo has fallen in love with Mario Kart: Super Circuit lately. For the longest time, GBA courses were given the short end of the stick with only one or two returning courses per game. However, when they started giving retro courses more dramatic overhauls in Mario Kart 8, they realized that GBA courses, unlike SNES courses, actually have interesting themes that are conducive to cool remakes, and now there are barely any GBA courses they haven't brought back! Which is to say there's two, and one of them is Broken Pier. Hi, Broken Pier!

Look, this is not a fan-favorite GBA course by any stretch of the imagination. I often see this considered one of the worst courses in the game. But how much does that actually really matter? When it comes to creative liberties taken with retro courses, GBA courses tend to get the most dramatic overhauls. As long as you keep the theming in tact and a vague facsimile of the layout, you can basically do whatever you want with these courses when you bring them back.

Given I think the atmosphere of this course is "pretty dang cool", that's all that really matters. Nintendo has free reign to do whatever they want with this course, because who's gonna complain about an unfaithful remake of Broken Pier?

LEAF CUP

MK8 Wild Woods

To be honest, there's a ton of courses from Mario Kart 8 I've considered putting at the start of the Leaf Cup. Shy Guy Falls, Dragon Driftway, and Super Bell Subway also feel like solid choices to me, but I'm going with Wild Woods for the silly reason of "cup-appropriate theming". This isn't something Nintendo does a ton of, but given in the past we've seen Maple Treeway in the Leaf Cup, DK Jungle in the Banana Cup, Rock Rock Mountain in the Rock Cup, and 3DS Rainbow Road in the Moon Cup, it's definitely something that does happen. It's enough to sway my opinion on this subject ever so slightly.

Either way, this is definitely the part where "literally every Mario Kart 8 course is in contention" is coming to bite me.

GBA Lakeside Park

Lakeside Park is another of those courses I really don't have to say much about my inclusion of. There's a bit of competition for a "jungle course spot" from Dino Dino Jungle and DK's Jungle Parkway I think, but given this one has yet to return in a traditional Mario Kart game, it feels like a more likely option to me. I just hope they reintroduce a little bit of the complexity in the layout that was lost in the Mario Kart Tour version of this course. I dunno what's up with Mario Kart Tour and oversimplifying the layouts of GBA courses in particular.

Wii Dry Dry Ruins

So many Mario Kart Wii courses are in Mario Kart 8, that based on my somewhat arbitrary "no repeat retros from Mario Kart 8" rule, narrowing down potential Wii courses is not really a challenge at all. Like, we're probably getting Toad's Factory, we're probably getting Dry Dry Ruins, and then pick one of the other three courses off a wheel and throw that one in, too.

I see a lot of people say they don't care for desert courses, but I'm kind of under the impression that they really just mean Dry Dry Desert and Bone-Dry Dunes. And maybe Yoshi Desert, but I don't know how many people even remember that course exists. But like, every other desert course in the series seems to have a solid reception with fans, right? I've seen lots of people clamoring for Dry Dry Ruins, but that might just be because "Mario Kart Wii fans" are a very vocal crowd, and they just think the shortcuts here are really cool. I can't blame 'em.

3DS Wario Shipyard

Something I've realized from my various attempts at Mario Kart 9 retro predictions from over the years is that lots of the courses that seem like viable options for retro picks are Wario courses. N64 Wario Stadium is basically a given, but Wario Shipyard is probably one of the most distinctive 3DS tracks, and Wario Colosseum and Mount Wario are both big fan-favorites too. Dang Wario, you need to cut it out with all your "courses that kick ass"! You're stealing valuable real estate from all the other characters!

I don't think Wario can hear me, and even if he does, he probably doesn't care. We know he's a greedy man. He probably feels so smug about "stealing precious real estate". I bet he's gonna get a new course of this caliber too, because that's just the kind of course Wario makes at this point.

MOON CUP

That's right! Second new retro cup! I went with the Moon Cup, and put it between the Leaf and Lightning Cup to act as the new retro parallel to the Star Cup, because that just feels right to me.

MK8 Electrodrome

This is the last of my picks for returning Mario Kart 8 courses, and feels like another relatively safe pick. Not as safe as Sunshine Airport, since it'd be considerably worse-off without anti-gravity, but there's this one butte in the background of the trailer which looks like it could be an anti-gravity section so we're probably fine on that front.

Anyway, all the stuff I've been saying across this post applies here also. Unique theming, well-liked by fans, you know the drill. Really, how much do I have to keep repeating these things? You know what my lines of reasoning are, do I have to keep saying them? Is this interesting to you? Are you interested right now?

Uhhhh this course was given a spotlight in a trailer for the original Mario Kart 8 on the Wii U. So I think Nintendo likes it also. That's a little more in its favor specifically.

GCN Mushroom City

Forget about every other course I've talked about on this post. If I have to single out the course I want to see return the most, it's this one. Frappe Snowland? More like CRAPPE Snowland! Mario Circuit 4? More like Mario Circuit BORE! Mushroom City? More like Mushroom Sh... no wait this is the one i like

Anyway, Mushroom City is cool as hell and it's criminal they've never brought this one back. Definitely probably maybe a top 10 Mario Kart course for me. I dunno. I haven't played Double Dash that much. But I've played it enough to know that I like Mushroom City, okay? I don't know if any other traffic course really sells the feeling of driving through a big city as much as this one, what with all its branching paths.

I really appreciate how they handled the branching paths here. On a course like Yoshi Valley, there's only one route that's actually good, making the whole gimmick feel kinda meaningless, but here everything feels even enough that no path feels unviable, especially with how the traffic patterns can influence your decision-making! And also the music is great and begging for a live band rendition. Make it happen, Nintendo! Mushroom City has spent too much time not returning, and not enough time... returning.

I mean, it feels like a pretty likely inclusion to me. I feel people have reappraised this course as being "really really good" lately (rightfully so!) and it's also one of only four Double Dash courses that have never been brought back. The other three include the coveted Bowser's Castle and Rainbow Road slots, as well as Wario Colosseum, which WOULD feel like a good candidate if not for...

N64 Wario Stadium

Man, I'm glad I put these courses back-to-back in my retro predictions. It wasn't specifically for that segue, but it makes for a damn good segue.

Poor, poor Wario Stadium. Literally the only course from Mario Kart 64 which has never been brought back, which I think kind of makes it an auto-include for these retro predictions, even if we don't want it to be. Something funny is that, having looked Mario Kart course ranking lists for over a decade now, I've seen the public opinion on this course shift dramatically in real time.

Like, ten years ago I saw this course frequently ending up on "Top 10 Mario Kart courses of all time" lists, with people talking about how cool it is that it's like a real dirt bike stadium, and how funny it was when you hit an opponent during the big jump and they had to repeat half the race.

But nowadays it feels like the popular opinion is "there's a good reason this is the only N64 course they've never brought back". Like, now everyone thinks this course is just really long and boring, and the opinion on Big Jump Snipes have shifted from "funny and cruel" to "just making the course even more of a slog to get through." Time has not been kind to N64 Wario Stadium.

But if anything, I think that's why this course needs to be brought back, right? To get the makeover it deserves and get some time being a less terrible course. I'm pretty sure the addition of tricks as a gameplay mechanic alone would improve it significantly, let alone more dramatic changes you could make to the layout. Worst case scenario, you give it the Wario Colosseum treatment and make it a two-lap course. (Or give it the N64 Rainbow Road treatment and make it only one lap, but I don't think that'd work out here.)

I have to clarify: the fact there's a long Wario course set in a stadium that's basically an auto-include is the sole reason I'm not putting Wario Colosseum on my retro predictions. Sorry, guys.

DS Airship Fortress

You wanna know why DS Airship Fortress is on my Mario Kart 9 retro predictions? Because it wasn't in the Booster Course Pass. That's it. Like, this course is a big hit with fans, it was in Mario Kart Tour already, and basically everyone agrees it was a baffling exclusion. So at this point the most logical conclusion I can think of is "it wasn't in Mario Kart 8 because they were saving it for Mario Kart 9".

That's really all I have to say on this one.

LIGHTNING CUP

3DS Maka Wuhu

Did you know? The two Wuhu Island courses are literally the only Mario Kart 7 courses which have never returned! Granted, lots of the others have only returned in Tour, which feels like the world's biggest edge case, but like, it's weird we haven't seen the Wuhu Island courses at all, right? I feel like people like these courses quite a bit. I mean, they brought back Wuhu Town as a battle arena in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, so I don't think they're off the table.

Really, I've kinda been skirting around the crossover courses, because I'm not sure what to make of them. I'm definitely under the impression Mario Kart 9's not gonna be the "Super Smash Kart" or whatever some people have suggested, given the trailer exclusively shows Mario characters driving through an area not based on any Mario game in particular. I don't think Super Smash Kart would include Baby Rosalina on its roster.

But like, I don't wanna dismiss the idea of Mario Kart 9 having crossover content completely, because I could totally imagine it sticking around on a smaller scale, akin to... well, Mario Kart 8! And even putting that all aside, I kind of feel like the Wuhu courses are almost a weird exception to being "crossover courses" since they were in the main game of Mario Kart 7? I dunno. At this point I'm making weird and arbitrary rules for myself for the sake of making weird and arbitrary rules. I don't think I can explain my logic in a way that makes as much sense as it does in my head.

Tour Ninja Hideaway

Hey, so remember way, way earlier in the post when there was an asterisk when I mentioned my rule about no repeat retros from Mario Kart 8? Well here it is! It's Asterisk! You see, I wanted to include at least two courses from every game, but this proved to be an issue for Mario Kart Tour in particular, since all but one of its courses were included in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. So I broke my rules, right? Well, not exactly...

Because Ninja Hideaway didn't return in Mario Kart 8.

See how this course was labelled in Mario Kart 8? It wasn't Tour Ninja Hideaway, just "Ninja Hideaway". Legally speaking, Ninja Hideaway did not return in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, because it was a new course in that game too, for some reason! So none of my rules have been broken. This is, legally, the first time Ninja Hideaway will be a retro course.

Obviously, this sort of logic is incredibly silly, and barely makes any sense at all, but knowing Nintendo, I'm kind of under the impression this is the exact sort of logic they operate under. So I'm sticking by it! I think this would be a cool Lightning Cup pick. I like it for a lot of the same reasons I like Mushroom City (thank you well-balanced branching paths!), and I feel like some of the sharp turns here would make it well-suited for the late game.

DS Bowser('s?) Castle

Did you know? This course is just called "Bowser Castle". Not Bowser's Castle, with the apostrophe s. I don't really know why. I kind of expect them to change it, since they did with all the GBA Bowser's Castles in Mario Kart Tour, but they didn't with SNES Bowser Castle 3, so I really don't know. Either way, you too are now cursed with this information!

Anyway, given my two other picks from Mario Kart DS are both double-dips, I figured I should include one course which hasn't returned yet, and I'm going with this one. Figure-8 Circuit is probably the worst course of all time, and I think there's better candidates for a retro Rainbow Road, but Bowser('s) Castle? I mean, I've seen a fair share of fans who really like this one. I figure it's about time to bring it back.

For some reason, Nintendo hardly ever brings back the endgame Bowser's Castles, but I figure they gotta start chipping away at that list at some point, and having it as the penultimate retro course before a Rainbow Road just feels right. Speaking of which...!

GCN Rainbow Road

This was a pretty big toss-up between GBA Rainbow Road and GCN Rainbow Road for me, but I'm going with this one. I know GBA feels like the logical pick, since we got SNES in Mario Kart 7 and N64 in Mario Kart 8, but now that Mario Kart 8 also has SNES, 3DS, and Wii's Rainbow Roads, I'm not sure how much that order really matters anymore. And besides that... GCN just feels more iconic. It's the road that you go when you die!

Don't get me wrong, I don't wanna discount GBA completely, partially because of The Cycle, partially because it's one of the only GBA courses left, and partially because I think you could do a lot with a cool remake, but at the same time, let's be real with ourselves: if any Mario Kart game is the least iconic one, it's Super Circuit. I love its Rainbow Road a whole lot, but I don't think that's the one you show off in a big trailer to get fans excited for the first big Mario Kart game in over a decade, right?

Also, GCN Mushroom City feels like a very likely retro course, and you can see it in the background of GCN Rainbow Road, so uhhhh yeah. Checkmate, atheists! GCN Rainbow Road is real and there is nothing you can do about it!

Okay, so maybe my logic is a little flimsy, but as I said at the start of the post, I can't predict the future! Ultimately, I don't know why or how Nintendo decides which courses they want to bring back, and all I can really do is try to infer patterns based on what they've done in the past. But you know how it is with apophenia. We're all the time seeing patterns we want to see that aren't really there!

Ultimately, this is a game we know very little about, and it would be foolish of me to pretend that I've boiled any of this down to a science. Really, the reason I'm doing this is because it's fun! It's fun to think about hypothetical returning courses in future Mario Kart games using bogus patterns that don't really exist!

Also a big waste of time. Thanks for indulging in this big waste of time with me, everyone!

(if your favorite course wasn't included on this list, please imagine it as post-launch DLC. thank you.)

[shanklin]

Okay okay but thinking about one of the things that finally gets everyone to realize they messed up in that Relativity Falls AU being when Stan points out that for all they say Stan never visited them, they never visited him either. And maybe if they had they would have noticed something was wrong.

YES!!! That's about what I had in mind.

I've been thinking about Ford, Mabel and Dipper going to New Jersey to find Stan and investigate what really happened. 

Stan wouldn't just kill Filbrick and then disappear right? There must be a different explanation.

But as it turns out no one in the neighborhood is actually surprised at that turn of events.

Filbrick pulled Stan out of school and has been working him to the bone, forcing Stan to not only work at the pawn shop but also other part time jobs. No one is sure when Stan actually slept.

And the way Stan was always bruised up and injured even though he quit boxing a long time ago.

At least the bullies stopped bothering with Stan when it became clear that he wouldn't react to anything they did and just take it.

Interviewing the neighbors be like: “Oh that poor sweet boy. He would always help me carry my groceries upstairs. Good riddance that Filbrick died! He had it coming. I’ve tried to call the police on him but they just came out shaking that bastard's hands instead. Pigs, all of them. I hope he made him suffer!”

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[hug-me-hard-so-i-dont-forget-you]

As soon as Buddie becomes canon I want to see ALL the domestic moments between them:

Eddie jolts awake from a nightmare (about Shannon or his time in combat) and Buck just rolls over and holds him tight, foreheads pressed together, whispering calming words until he falls asleep.

I don't think they'd have pet names. Other than when they're teasing each other. But I do think someone (probably Buck) would try one out.

"Thanks babe." "Ew— what? No. Stop that." And that was the end of that. Yet (and Eddie would never admit this) he doesn't seem to mind certain terms of endearment during sexy times.

They still have their ✨kitchen moments✨, they're just cuter now. They talk about their problems while doing the dishes together, if one of them is doing something like chopping vegetables or stirring a pot the other most likely has their arms wrapped around them from behind with their chin on their shoulder, one of the cabinet doors is now broken due to being shoved into it while making out one too many times.

Buck LOVES when Eddie speaks Spanish. Whether it's first thing in the morning in a groggy voice or shouted at him during a fight. And Eddie has learned to use it to his advantage, getting Buck to do things by buttering him up in Spanish. Though he could literally just be reciting the Pledge of Allegiance and Buck would never know.

So they start to do little daily Spanish lessons. Starting with words or phrases of the day on the way to work (think similar to when May and Eddie would discuss the word of the day). But Buck has a hard time rolling his R's and it just makes Eddie laugh and stare at him fondly. One time he was so amused that he pulled a Fez from That 70s show: ("You know how Fez sometimes rolls his R's? Well that's what he did in my mouth!") and smirks, saying "Do it more like that." and Buck is stunned silent for a full minute. Eddie gets out of the car, opens Buck's door and had to unbuckle his seatbelt before Buck realizes where he is.

Whenever one of them is fuming from a fight with their parents the other pushes them down into a chair or the couch and stands behind them to rub their shoulders

One day Buck accidentally grabs the wrong 118 shirt and ends up wearing 'DIAZ' on his back all day and once he realizes he starts to strut around with a proud grin. Since then, he starts to purposely wear Eddie's clothes to tease him, knowing full well that it gets Eddie all hot and bothered.

Buck also gets more handsy at home since they're not allowed to show PDA at work. Sometimes he literally waits until the second they've stepped foot off the 118 property to grab Eddie's ass.

When Buck starts spiraling, going on and on about how he's not good enough and that's why everyone leaves him, Eddie will just subtly place a hand on his thigh or lower back. And it usually immediately calms him down.

If Buck can't sleep Eddie will wake up in the middle of the night and find him baking in the kitchen. He just sits at the table watching him, asking quietly, "Do you wanna talk about it?" Sometimes he does and other times Buck just shakes his head. So, while in comfortable silence, Eddie measures out the ingredients and hands them over when needed.

Eddie is embarrassed about just how many times he's tried to reach for something on a high shelf, tippy-toes and all, only to have Buck either lift him up so he can get it OR grab the item and hold it captive until Eddie gives him a kiss.

Very dramatic declarations of love or betrayal:

"I can't believe this." "Buck..." "I thought you loved me." "I do." "I once saw a long life together in the future. Now I'm not so sure..." "Okay, I'm sorry I watched the new episode without you!" "...I'm gonna need a minute."

"Buck, have I ever told you how goddamn perfect you are?" "Maybe. Might as well say it again. ☺️" "I'm serious. You can do nothing wrong and anyone who says otherwise can fight me." "Okay calm down. Do you fall in love with everyone who gives you an orgasm and then cooks for you afterward?" "...yes."

[domribo]

Picture You

Pairing: Haechan x gn!Reader (mentioned)

Word Count: 581

Content: Roommate reader (only mentioned), very vocal kinda subby Hyuck, masturbation, mention of riding, mention of praise, mention of marking, mention of exhibitionism (kinda, he fantasizes about being caught)

A/N: This is so short omg, this is my first time posting my writing so I hope it’s not too bad!

As soon as you closed the door behind you, Haechan let out a shaky sigh. He pulled the blanket up to his head, burying his flushed face into the fabric that still smelled like you. He contemplated for a moment; was he seriously about to do this? He couldn't believe he was about to get himself off to thoughts of his roommate. He felt so sick, so perverted, but he was far too pent up to resist the urge any longer. He kneaded at his cock through his shorts for a moment, the friction making him shudder, but it wasn’t enough. He quickly slid his shorts and underwear down his slim, honey-toned legs and tossed them aside. As his hard cock sprung free, his deep pink tip was already leaking with precum.

Haechan wrapped a trembling hand around his shaft, biting the blanket to silence a moan as he began stroking himself. He closed his eyes and pictured you on his cock, your grip tight around him. He pictured you pinning him down, enveloping his cock in your heat and using him for your own pleasure. He imagined how you would sound, moaning his name and words of praise towards him, telling him how good he felt. He longed for your mark on his neck, a reminder for the next few days of the moment you claimed him.

Haechan picked up the pace of his strokes, practically pounding into his own hand. He was so close to the edge already, his arousal skyrocketing. "Y-Y/N..." he whimpered, his voice echoing in the room. He felt like such a pervert, moaning his roommate's name while pleasuring himself. But he couldn't resist it any longer. There was just something about you that drove him mad.

Haechan threw his head back with a shuddered whimper as he felt his orgasm approaching embarrassingly fast. It seemed that calling out to you as if you were physically present to guide him through it was working wonders. It was too much, the thrill of masturbating while thinking about his roommate, the person who shared this space with him every day. The riskiness of it when you had just left for a moment. What if you left something behind and needed to come back? His heart raced as he stroked himself furiously to these thoughts, panting and whimpering into the blanket that your scent still lingered on.

"Y-Y/N! I'm...I'm gonna...ahhh!" Haechan cried out, his cock pulsing and throbbing in his grip as his release crept up on him. Thick ropes of cum shot out of his cock, painting his blue shirt with streaks of milky white. His body shook like a leaf through his intense release, a result of his pent-up need finally being addressed.

As the waves of pleasure crashed down, Haechan collapsed onto his back, totally spent. His heart pounded so fast that he could practically hear his pulse, and his breaths came out in the form of gasps as he tried to regulate them. His softening cock was still in his hand, sticky with the evidence of his release.

Haechan felt deeply ashamed for getting off to thoughts of his roommate. But most of his shame was overpowered by a sense of relief and a deep, longing ache for you. He let go of his cock and panted as he looked up at the ceiling, mind still racing. He couldn’t help but wonder if you pictured him when pleasuring yourself the way he pictured you…

[littelovelunette]

So I just discovered your page and im a sevika simp 😭 you write so well and I'm honestly just shook asf as to HOW YOU WRITE IT SO GOOD??

If it's possible, can you do g!p sevika x pregnant reader or something like that??

Like maybe reader just found out there pregnant with sevikas kid and it's just the whole thing of "while why not make another one >:))"

Sevika's Little One

Thank you so muchhhh anon y'all gonna make me cry with the praises 😭

Contains smut, breeding, pregnancy

It's been a while you have been having unprotected sex with Sevika, mainly because Sevika has been way too drunk to care and let's just say, she always fucked you so hard you barely had any idea whether she finished or not.

That's how you found yourself peeing on a pregnancy test while Sevika was at work. You let the pregnancy stick rest on the bathroom counter as you walked in front of the mirror. You'd been feeling nauseous for quite a bit now.

As you washed your hands off and did your skincare routine, you waited for the results to show not really sure what to expect.

The situation with Piltover and Zaun was at its absolute climax and it was likely the worst time to even think about having children. As you picked the pregnancy stick, you weren't too shocked to see the two lines indicating you were pregnant. Yeah, you saw it coming.

But what now?

Sevika didn't seem like the type to want kids and settle down although you were pretty sure she was amazing with children.

You picked your phone up and contemplated how you were supposed to ask Sevika to come home sober. You needed her to be sober when you said you were pregnant or else you were pretty sure she'd not take you seriously or even remember after the alcohol wore off.

“Sevika, I need you to come home sober, okay?” You typed out in the message bar and your finger hovered over the send button for a while before you forced your finger to click it. “Gosh.” You pinched the bridge of your nose. Now the only thing to worry about was how you were going to bring the subject upto her.

Worry faded into thin air once you got in bed and fell deep asleep, phone in hand. You didn't even realise when Sevika had gotten back.

“Hon, I'm home.” She called and walked into the bedroom, a small smile crossing her face as she saw you passed out on the bed on your stomach, phone in hand and one leg dangling off the bed edge.

“Why's the bathroom's light switch on?” Sevika mumbled under her breath as she walked into the bathroom, turning the lights off and her breath hitched in her throat. Eyes locked onto the pregnancy stick abandoned at the bathroom counter.

With steady steps she walked upto the test, picking it up with her flesh fingers.

Grey eyes widened in shock as she read the positive lining on the stick. Her heart was going a few miles per hour and she was sure of it now.

Sevika walked up to your sleeping form, own body tensed up with the amount of thoughts going through her head at once. As Sevika flipped you onto your back, you woke up, groggy but smiled seeing Sevika.

“Baby.” You cooed in your sleepy voice extending your arms towards Sevika. Seeing your expression, Sevika's anxiety slowly faded. It was still there lingering at the back of her head of course but she couldn't resist your open arms.

Sevika's arms, both flesh and mechanic, locked around your frame and brought you close so you could rest your head against her shoulder.

“I saw the test.” Sevika said in your ear, her voice low.

“I would love to do the ‘do we keep it or get rid of it’ fight but I'm tired.” You said, your voice a mixture of playfulness and genuine sleepiness.

“I get you, baby. And of course, we're keeping it.” Sevika snapped at you with the last words, laying you down slowly, “So now there's a little baby girl or a boy in here.” Sevika placed her flesh arm under your shirt and on your bare stomach.

“Right now it looks just about as good as a bean.” you laughed and sighed a little. Sevika's eyes trailed down on your form. You were wearing a grey T-shirt and shorts underneath.

Sevika smirked, leaning down and pressing her bulge against the curve of your ass “Mmmph…” you said something incoherently against the pillow before turning around, and letting Sevika's clothed cock rest against your heat instead. And that really was enough.

“You did that on purpose.” Sevika grumbled.

“You're hard.” You stated matter-of-factly and then giggled, “What about me being pregnant gets you hard?” You asked as you ground your pussy against her cock, the only thing in between being the clothing.

“Guess the mere fact that I can put another one in you.” Sevika said, unbuckling her belt and letting her pants fall. Instantly, her length slapped up against her stomach leaking precum. “Oooh…” you grinned.

Sevika pulled your pants down along with your panties. “Want me to pump you full of my seed again?”

“Yes, daddy.” You gasped feeling her shove in her length inside, your cunt was tight around her invading length.

“Still so tight.” Sevika said before leaning down to leave hickeys on your neck. “G-gosh…” Sevika mumbled against your neck before starting to move in slow deep thrusts.

“Daddy, it feels so full.” You said grabbing the sheets tightly and hips raised up to meet her thrusts.

Sevika pushed you back down as she started pounding harder making the bed creak under the pressure. Her hands were holding yours over your head as she bit her bottom lip.

“C'mon, you want my cum in you, don't you, doll?” Sevika said as she continued pounding. Her length felt huge in you, the imprint noticeable from outside as you moaned loudly.

“Daddy, please, yes I do.” You said and Sevika crashed her lips against yours, biting your bottom lip and shoving her tongue inside your mouth.

Her cock was warm in your pussy, your juices mixing with her precum, the tip of her dick hitting your cervix creating a weird sort of sensation that you dearly loved. “I'm cumming, please.” you cried out.

Sevika didn't say anything, her thrusts sloppier than before as she continued thrusting and grunted, shooting her thick ropes of semen deep in your womb.

“Ah!” Your head was thrown back as you squirted on her. “F-fuck…” you watched as Sevika pulled her cock out slowly.

“There, pumped full.” Sevika smirked, staring at your hole from where her semen was dripping out. “Come on, keep it inside.”

“I still can't believe we're gonna be parents.”

“If there wasn't a guarantee before, there is now.” Sevika laughed as did you.

[son-justdont]

okay so here's the update regarding my mom's opinions on catws

she fuckin gets it, dude

i talked about how despite everything hydra does to make him look intimidating, you can see that he's very neutral, sometimes even scared. i showed her this gif:

and she said "it's like he's lost"

we talked about how he's extremely calculating and doesn't react emotionally even in high stress or when he's being bested, like when Natasha fucked up his arm, or even during the face reveal. and she said "because they didn't understand the science of it... the serum enhances everything about the person, and he wasn't bad. that's why they had to work so hard and wipe him so much, because he wouldn't ever actually want to do those things." i couldn't help but smile while she was saying this lmao

she also said: "to me, Steve always seemed... independent. it's almost like Bucky relied on him more than the other way around" which is the most stucky thing she could've ever said. she's so fucking right

she was like "wait, so he pulled him out of the water... and then he just walked away?? so now he's just wandering around... and the longer he stays unfrozen, the more he's going to remember everything"

we can't quite yet watch civil war but we are very excited for it lol

oh, and she loved nick fury and she didn't even know who the fuck he was. i forgot to explain beforehand but she understood pretty quick. and then she was very upset when he "died" as well LOL she said "THEY NEED TO STOP DOING THAT." she hated rumlow immediately as well and i was like yeah that's the correct opinion

now i wanna respond to some of the comments under the cut cuz ive been having such a good time lmao

@bucky-boychik-barnes @impetusofadream HERE U GO (one of them is from a different post where i talked about the same thing lmao)

@ilovemosss i read this post out to my mom including the replies and when i read this one she went "YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!"

@sentowritesstuff @stuckydrewx @partofthefandom @musette22 @rillils @skullfragments

she really thought all these responses were so funny and sweet! i however will not be introducing her to ao3 lmfao. she's no prude but she's pretty shy. i'll have to just relay ideas i find myself, i think. if anyone has any non-M rated recs you think she might like based on what she's said, feel free to send them my way haha

honestly she'd probably enjoy herself but i am probably only be showing her Cap and Bucky related stuff LSKDJF we didn't even watch avengers and i sure as hell am not showing her AoU. i'm basically explaining the relevant information as to what went on in between movies. i was like "natasha is an ex russian spy that was groomed to be as a child. that's basically all you need to know" like i didn't even explain nick fury and she was SO UPSET WHEN HE DIED LMAO

and, i gotta spill the beans, but i haven't seen a marvel movie since the first black panther. yeah that includes IF and EG. i know what happens but my interest in marvel PLUMMETED back then and i never caught up. honestly i'm only back into this stuff because i rewatched jessica jones and then wanted to go through the whole MCU from the beginning, saw CA:TFA, went "oh yeah this was all that i liked," and went all in for them.

i have watched TFatWS and i loved it (it seems like the fandom doesn't though LOL) for what it was, so i'll probably show her that. she is gonna be so so so so so upset regarding steve's choice, just like the rest of us. and i'm not looking forward to it lol. but i'll update when that happens too

i'll have to make a post civil war mom thoughts once that happens haha

[iatrophilosophos]

Gonna jump off of this tangentially bc there's another thing here re: right wing health politics

The right is engaging with concepts that are fundementally more reflective of what I consider to be reality than a lotta left *and postleft* positions on various health issues. They start from a dogshit place and they end in a dogshit place and I have a fundementally different value system, ontology & epistemology; i in no way think we need to "hear them out"; and there's like... a lot of topics they engage with w/ internal consistency where most other contingents dont

Take rfk's funky treatment farms thing & specifically the anti MAT stance. Anti-MAT in abstinence-based conservative addiction programs *makes more internal sense* than most arguments for MAT coming from liberal & left contingents; because MAT a b s o l u t e l y just functions as safe supply for plenty of people. If you want people off drugs full stop, you should be anti-MAT. I'm not pro abstinence-only and I am pro drug access but I feel like I'm dealing with the same basic reality here, as opposed to the myth that methadone doesn't hit/doesn't count/whatever.

I think this is also true re: porn addiction. For all intents and purposes, within social demographics that are anti-porn, porn addiction is a consistent concept that is *more* reflective of addiction as a sociological condition than the dx SUD. I don't think it's a flawless analysis of sex, desire & pornography or anything but it does offer a bare-faced recognition of some dynamics that leftist contingents often bury. SUD overmedicalizes use and obscures sociological factors contributing to people being unable to navigate their relationships with substances in whatever way is desirable to them; it removes agency from drug users; and its logics result in ineffective interventions on both institutional and grassroots stages (e.g. detox&dump). I honestly feel like smashing my head against the wall whenever I see someone try to dunk on some dingus who's saying porn addiction is real because it's a habit people aren't able to easily abstain from that ruins relationships and social connections by going "ummmhhh akshually ☝️🤓 porn only ruins relationships because you are intolerant of porn 🤪" because they're so...fucking...close...to getting it...and yet.

And that's not even touching the fact that the Main *highly effective* right wing health propaganda strategy is just...telling people they aren't stupid and they're right to distrust their doctors, two things that Are True. "You aren't stupid" is such a powerful phrase coming from a perceived medical authority that the next words out of their mouths can be directly abusing and derriding their audience and it STILL works.

The difference between right & left wing alternative & DIY health space is also exceptionally stark, where left&postleft herbalism is full of grief circles and mental health and flower essences and right-learning herbalist groups on fb&whatever are full of people seeking help for every day health complications out of financial necessity and/or medical distrust.

And like...Do Not Get Me Wrong, I'm not trying to say "the left needs to try harder to appeal to middle america", i ain't even a leftist, nor do I have actual affinity with right wing alternative health, nor do I think what they actually discuss re: those health complications with their fucking colloidal silver and bad information practices has much if any merit. I'm more trying to illustrate how damningly authority-brained even purported anarchists are when it comes to medicine and how little backbone is demonstrated when it comes to criticism of either the current medical establishment OR the concepts of a professional medical class that are presupposed in discourse, where access to that class supercedes the tools and knowledge it's actually composed of.

And it's like hard right bc like I been saying there's no good manual there's just a buncha mostly bad/only partially applicable/etc sources to sort through and a bunch of attempts to be made to actually utilize and refine it, but like, the only way to really start is to get incredibly critical and talk about health and medicine a lot and actually like, try to find an ANSWER (or pieces od it) instead of access to a service

And a lot of it is cope. It is easier to hold an ideology where "our side" just needs to "win" and we get to maintain that comfortable imperial core status of access to basic-needs-as-services (or perception as such bc honestly, who has good medical access? Not most ppl i know) instead of reckoning with the fact that, as we like to say, nobody is coming to save us and the only answers for most ppl are gonna be the ones they can come up with...because actually working this shit? I mean i love it its my main personality trait but for a lot of people its fucking boring and hard and feels bad because pressing questions want pressing answers, and a lot of us don't have pressing answers. Sure, there are people out here who have a reasonable starting place with what to do in keeping people with at least some conditions alive for at least an amount of time, hopefully enough time for further answers, but to actually get to that point it's a lotta deep dives into stuffy noses and ear infections and mild cases of Whatever. I can do all the grandstanding I want about how much value there is in grasping a little bit more security and autonomy, but I also recognize for a lot of people it feels like peanuts, it doesn't seem fast enough, it doesn't seem good enough. And they're RIGHT. But it's a start, it's what we have, and i hope to fucking God it's really on the way to something.

I think a thing that i find deeply frustrating from every political & philosophical perspective is a deep lack of engagement with medicine. I think at the very root of it is a sense of professional/expertise/authoritative domain. Most people do not talk about how to make medicine happen, they talk about creating conditions conducive to producing an effective medical class +/- production appartus. Anarchists are just as guilty of this as communists as reformerists: you can't tell me that most of the people who gesture at projects like four thieves, open insulin, boobs not bombs (don't get me started), and various street medicine projects aren't also just invoking the image of a detached force of competent agents.

I'll be a hater until the end of time but sometimes it is kinda hard to blame ur average disabled civvie's knee-jerk "what about my meds" because the question is conspicuously absent or relegated to ignorant grandstanding so, so often. Anyone actually critically examining the projects we often cite as easy, publicly available examples will quickly note that they *do* have deep flaws and vulnerabilities. Medicine is conspicuously absent from the texts we cite, pearlman doesnt talk about it, postciv! doesnt talk about it...because these works, no matter how much love I have for them, are really not actually concerned with disabled people all that much.

Most anticiv ppl i know are disabled/medication dependent ourselves & working on it, it's just like really fucking hard, and really hard to generate Texts(tm) while also doing the thing. It's a weird, long, slow process that I'm getting progressively better at & have been for years, but it's also something that happens in conversations and relationships and it's hard to iron out and commit to paper when honestly, synthesizing an effective, sustainable, bioregionally feasible medical MO in current times IS a field in its infancy AND one that looks radically different for every cohort because we are located in different places and starting from a point of different needs/conditions of priority.

Acting like the people who prioritize this just Have It on lock and will get it figured is doing everyone a disservice--it's a paper thin posture that disabled ppl are gonna see through, and it's reinforcing the idea that the average person in the imperial core doesn't need to have any concept of what they'd do with, idk, kidney stones or conjuctivitis or Whatever because they can Just See A Professional About It, even though we ***know*** that that idea doesn't hold up for tons of people NOW, let alone as collapse continues.

[snow-snowball]

ཀYou’re my lifeཀ

characters: husband!Carlisle Cullen x fem!reader

a/n: English is not my first language, so I apologize for any mistakes. For you @antlbug.

warnings & genres:: period, fluff, comfort.

Sometimes you’re hate your gender. And that "sometimes" comes up once a month.

Right now. You’re bite the bullet and the pangs made you clutch your stomach. Stinging tears rolled down your face. This period is giving you grief.

“Fuuuuuck!” you screamed, when twinge back now and again. You’re doubled up with pain and cried.

“Dear?” you heared the familiar voice. “Can I come in?” But you don’t asked. The man waited a little longer, then knocked again. “My soul, can I visit you? Your screaming and sobbing bothers me.” You whispered a short "yes." His hearing was just fine and he quietly opened the door and walked leisurely to the edge of the bed. He squatted down and brushed your hair away from your forehead, leaving a soft kiss. “How I can help you, my lady?”

“I don’t know. My stomachache is killing me.” You pressed your legs closer together to try to dull the pain.

“I'll get you some painkillers.” He disappeared quickly and reappeared just as quickly. In his hands was a glass of warm water and medicine that should ease your pain. “My life, wash it down with water.” Carlisle handed you what was on hand and waited patiently for you to follow his instructions. Then, the vampire took the glass and put it on the nightstand, and sat down on the edge of the bed. “Anything else?”

“Lie with me.” After your request, he gently lay down behind your back and placed his cold hand on your stomach, massaging in circular motions. “I love you, Carlisle.”

“Me too, my lady.” He kissed your temple and rested his chin on your shoulder. “I thought vampires didn't feel pain. But it breaks my heart to see you like this.” He lay like that until you felt better.

When you stood up, you were shocked. You got your blood on the sheet and his pants. You were ready to cry from the embarrassment. “I’m so sorry!”

“Don’t worry, my soul.” Carlisle ruffled your hair. “I'm going to do the laundry now.”

“Bu—”

“It's okay. It's not hard for me to do that for you.” He fetched a laundry basket and, removing a blood-stained sheet, placed it there. “You're gonna have to take your clothes off.” Seeing your confusion, he quickly added “Don't worry, just take this basket and go to the bathroom. Clean yourself up and leave your dirty clothes there so I can wash everything.”

You did absolutely everything he said. Your husband washed your clothes, put on new sheets, helped you lie down, and cooked you an incredible dinner. “I don't think I deserve you.”

“Don't say such stupid things, dear, it offends me.”

“But I really don't deserve you. I mean, you're so nice and—”

“Y/N. You're the most wonderful woman I've ever met. I would do anything for you.” He set the plate of human food (which he only has because of you, because you're not comfortable eating dinner alone) on the counter and took your hand in his. “You're my life, my reason for living. You deserve the whole world, you know? You make my dead soul come back to life just by your presence.” Cullen kissed your fingers, emphasizing the one with the wedding ring on it. “When you say things like that or when you're in pain, my heart breaks into little pieces. Please don't kill me a second time.”

His words made tears start rolling down your cheeks. He's so good! You came at him with hugs and kisses. Your husband laughed and held you up so you wouldn't fall.

“I see you're feeling better, Mrs. Cullen?”

“Yeah!”

“Good! Well, if that's all right, then go to the hall and pick a movie we're gonna watch. I'll do the dishes.”

Yeah, your period makes you hate your gender. But this man makes you forget about the horrible pain with his care. With the right man, you'll always feel better.

© 2024 do reblog, but don’t copy or publish my work on other platforms, or translate (without my permission) into other languages. Any coincidences are coincidental! The dividers belong to me! If you want use them, just tag me: @snow-snowball

[crimsonender]

About the adderall.

Cd has a problem of reading about a real issue vaguely online and then acting as an expert or making wild assumptions about it.

I wouldn't be shocked that she learnt about the shortage, doesn't understand how exactly that works for people getting legal prescriptions and then went to a more sketchy source because she thinks she's smartly bypassing doctors refusing prescriptions/not giving enough.

Also with her talk on abusing the amount she takes (which any pharmacists or doctor would raise eyebrows about if seeing) I also wouldn't be shocked she got a prescription, was then cut off for her miss use, blamed it on the shortages and then again do what you're saying which is going to a more sketchy source for them.

I don't uses adhd medication and am not in the same country but all my friends complain about how hard it is to get a prescription in the first place but if you do get it and follow the guidelines your doctor gives it's good so idk how after getting a prescription suddenly everything is being refused

I'm gonna be so real with you guys not only is it extremely easy to get a prescription in Canada (specifically in this case Nova Scotia) its also even easier to get illegal drugs in Halifax. We don't have the war on drugs in the way that the US does. You could get crack and other hard drugs at a lot of convenience stores since I was a kid if you asked the right questions. These days you can get it delivered to your front door after a quick conversation on Facebook. (I know, because I used to be homeless and was friends with runners who did these jobs. I had to turn one of them down once because he wanted to hide his stash at my house.)

If you think a 32 year old trans woman that grew up in the cheap suburbs and now lives in affordable housing doesn't know how to access the grey market and even the black market for drugs and supplements you are woefully naive. She grew up in the trailer trash capital of Canada. Her neighbourhood is infamous on an international level for this sort of thing. They made a TV show about it.

I'm not sure what you all are picturing when you think of a person that buys illegal substances but uh, picture your best friend from high school's nice soccer mom and that's a pretty average description of most drug users in North America. They're not all twitchy homeless people whose lives are falling apart.

[merlyybird]

Could I ask for Vector being sick for a writing request?

"You really think it's that bad?" Vector could speak again now that the thermometer was out, but his voice still had a shortness to it due to his stuffy nose. "Come on, Espio. It's just a common cold. You don't need to do all this."

Espio peered at the reading on the thermometer. "Well, you're still running a fever, but it's gone down. That's a good sign." He turned it off and set it on the bedside table. "Another day of rest and I'm sure you'll feel better."

"What??" Vector sat up in bed a little. "No, hang on. Read it again. Maybe it was just a trick of the light or---" He froze in the middle of his sentence with a scrunched-up look on his face. "Ahh...aaahhh---" He reached for a tissue and brought it to his nose. "---CHOO!"  The tissue fluttered as he blew into it. He lowered it and sniffed. "...I feel fine."

"Vector," Espio raised an eyebrow and held out one hand, prompting Vector to lay down again. "Don't debate this with me. You don't need to work right now, you need rest."

Vector sighed and slouched back against his pillow. "...Ah, darn it." He dropped his dirty tissue in the nearby trash can and flopped his arm over his forehead. "Why'd this stupid bug have to get me today? Couldn't it have waited a week?"

"That's not really how illnesses work," said Espio.

"I know that! It's just...we've got such a packed schedule. I was supposed to interview two different clients, do research on our case, go to the grocery store---"

"All of those things will still happen." Espio brought a hand to his chest. "I'll take care of it."

Vector sat up again to stare at him. "Really?" He tilted his head forward. "You sure you can handle it?"

"Of course."

"And you're sure you can keep him outta trouble?"

Vector gestured toward the doorway, where Charmy had just entered, flying, carrying a very full cup of water.

"Here you go!" He rushed forward a little too fast and water sloshed right onto the floor. "Whoops---!"

"Charmy, careful!" Espio ducked as Charmy swooped over him. Some of the water splashed onto his head, and he froze for a second before slowly wiping it from his eyes. He stood up. "...I'm getting some paper towels."

Espio left the room while Charmy set what remained of the water on the bedside table, next to the thermometer. "There." He landed on the floor and looked up at Vector with big eyes.

Vector sighed, smiled, and gave Charmy a pat on the head. "Thanks." He raised a playful eyebrow. "So how come you zoomed in here like that? It's not a race, kiddo. You just made a mess."

"Yeah, but Espio said you needed water right now, so I did it really fast," Charmy beamed proudly, then tilted his head. "Do you need anything else? I can get it!"

"Uhhh, I'm good for now. Thanks, bud."

Espio walked back into the room with a roll of paper towels under his arm. He began to tear them off one by one and drape them over the puddles of spilled water on the floor.

Vector watched Espio with a knowing smile. "Already more than you bargained for, huh?"

Espio gathered up the soaked paper towels in one arm, got to his feet, and seemingly refused to make eye contact with Vector---he was trying a little too hard to seem cool and aloof. He cleared his throat and closed his eyes. "No. This is all very feasible. See? I just solved that problem. I can solve more." He opened his eyes and pointed at Vector. "Don't get up."

"Don't worry, Vector. We're gonna take good care of you." Charmy gave him a pat on the arm, then leaned in and looked at him pointedly. "Are you sure you don't need anything?"

Vector glanced at Espio, who shrugged, then smiled politely back down at Charmy. "Uh...I guess I'm kinda hungry?"

"Oooh, okay! We have a can of noodle soup left, don't we? Don't we??" Charmy took to the air again. "Be right back!"

He zipped past Espio, out the doorway, and had to skid to a halt in the air before turning down the hall.

Espio and Vector both watched him go. Espio waited until he was out of earshot to turn back towards Vector with a concerned expression on his face. He pointed awkwardly back toward the doorway with his thumb. "I should..."

"Yeah, you should go help him," Vector laughed. Espio moved to leave.

"Hey," Vector said, prompting Espio to wait. Vector smiled at him. "...You got this. You're a capable guy, I just...hate to leave you hangin'."

Espio's eyes brightened, and his stance loosened a little---this was how Vector could tell he was happy. "Thank you," muttered Espio, "You deserve a day off." He gave Vector a single nod. "I won't let you down."

With that, he left the room. Vector settled into bed and closed his eyes with a contented sigh.

As much as he hated being down for the count, at least he could rest easy knowing Espio would handle everything, just for a day. Including whatever mess Charmy was about to make in the kitchen.

[note: i used this kinda like a short story/scene warmup prompt! i very much enjoy putting the chaotix in a mundane situation]

[fandomfluffandfuck]

Steve, Bucky, Fever Dreams, and Unintentional Seduction

The soft, snuffling sounds of sleep emanating from Steve and his rattling lungs and plugged nose with its deviated septum don't simply stop, cutting out from the ongoing droning of his snores to slightly less loud, waking breathing, heavy and labored with sickness layered over his usual asthma. No, the waters are much muddier than that. Steve's stream of consciousness, running between sleep and wake and dizzying under the flood of his fever, is hard to see through. Muddy, indeed.

The thing that announces to Bucky that his sick-as-a-dog boyfriend has woken from his latest fever-inspired nap is the rough scratch of his baritone perking up Bucky's ears.

Instinctively, reclining in their ratty, creaking armchair, Bucky turns his head to see what's the matter.

Nothing seems to be, though. For all his waking up, talking, slurring, as if he's continuing a sentence that he was already weaving in a discombobulated dream, he's still huddled in a pile of thin, thread-bare blankets on their sidewalk-free-sign-found couch. The layers obscure his boney yet angelic body as it sweats and shivers. He's been fighting his latest illness for a few days now. Bucky thought it was on the downswing, but

"--know that ya don't think 'm lookin' an' I am, 'm watchin', you're arms are, mmmngh, lov'yur arms, arms're good, flex when you, yah-ya, when yur shavin' ur face, handsome m'fckin' face, you don't even know it, ya, jus', standin' there... shaving--"

Hearing him talk like that? Maybe not.

Maybe he's sicker than ever, running his mouth, letting his hotter than fever libido slip out of his mouth, mirroring the slide of beads of sweat down the side of his face.

"--Mmmhmm, shaving, arms, gettin' s'close to th-the mirror, breath hot on th'glass, foggin' it up, leanin', leanin' over, jezuuss, yur ass, Buck. S'dissssstracting. Stickinn out. Ass. Arms. Like yur arms. S'big. So big. Yur so big. Wanna bite 'em. Bite yur arms. 'Specially when yah get home fr'm work, sweatin' an' bulgin' an' I can see all yur veins an' yur tired, voice rough, gettin' short wit me. Hnnngh. F'ck--"

As he drones on, Bucky's own face starts to get hot, first blushing pink and then deepening to a red as if he's spread himself out on the beach to let the sun cook him.

He can't look at Steve.

He feels like he shouldn't look at Steve, like he's a fucking pervert, peeping on Steve's most private, out-of-his-mind dreams despite how he's, literally, seen Steve in every state. He's Steve's fella, his best friend, it's fine if he listens to him talk like that, it's just...

He ain't got no inhibitions like this. His illness has lowered him all the way to the ground, lying on his belly, drooling into the dirt, drawing filthy pictures with a wobbling, unsteady fingertip while flaming hearts circle in his eyes. Drunk on it. And, fucking Christ, does it sound good.

Over on the couch, where Bucky's averted his gaze carefully, looking down at his own lap and the tent not rising in his trousers, Steve tumbles on, lazy and slow, all Brooklyn drawl. His words drip with honey.

"--Gonna eat, eat 'em, gonna, Jesus, Mary, fuh-fuck, you're so haaan'some, Buck. Smell s'good, too. Wanna faint when I smell yur aftershave on yur shirt but, also, also, wanna die--I wanna die, I luv it sooo much when ya don't shave for 'a day an' yur stubble, mmmmngh, ngh, Buck, yur stubble scratches me an' I see heaven, I swear it, like 'm already dead. Like it, rough, hurts, like it on me. Against m' face 'til I'm blushin' red. I like it. Like you. Luv ya--"

Bucky can't.

He fucking can't.

He can't sit still. He can't not look at Steve, going on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on, his eyes shut, color vivid on his face like a sunset landscape painting--something beautiful like what Steve could make--lashes kissing the tops of his cheeks, sweat darkening his hair as it curls over his forehead.

God.

Bucky just barely sucks in a deep breath, forcing his way through it with his hands clenched into fists over his thighs. He, he doesn't know what to do.

He wants Steve to shut the fuck up. He wants to be quiet as he can, opening the space for Steve to fill, talking until his throat goes hoarse. He wants to touch himself through his pants. He needs to. He wants to jump Steve's fucking bones. He can't jump Steve's bones, he's sick, he's already got too much going on, Bucky can't expect him to get it up, Bucky can't burden him with more physicality. So, it's not fair.

He can't.

He can't touch himself and jerk one out to this. It wouldn't be right to anyhow because Steve doesn't even know what he's doing and Steve can't enjoy it right now.

So.

He's...

Teeth gritted in his mouth, he's gotta just sit here.

Listening.

Sweating.

Tortured.

"--luv, luv yur aftershave an' arms an', nngh, even yur pomade, Buck, shit, just gotta run m'hands through ya hair until it's on m'hands an' I, I, I... Buck. Yur hair hangs in your face an' my heart goes funny in m'chest. Stunner. Buck, yur a stunner. Whistling when ya shave an' comb yur hair and get ready for work an'... don't leave. Don't ever leave. Want you fer me. Mine. Mine t'bite. Bite yer arms. Yuh-yer neck. Can't go to th'docks if youu, if you're indecent."

Steve--phsycially weak, sick as hell, yet ever stubborn, even when he's out of his mind--has the gall to smirk. It's a lazy, sloppy smirk. And yet...

It still fucking works on Bucky.

Involuntarily, Bucky lets out a squeaky little whimper, his hips jerking forward. Oh, Jesus Christ, Steve keeps talking like that and Bucky might cum in his fuckin' pants.

Now, it's all he can do to keep his eyes open, keep his eyes on Steve, 'cause the pictures his little artist is painting in his mind are so much worse--getting pinned by Steve's boney frame up against their bathroom cabinets, back against the sink, head hitting the mirror, nerves all singing a deafening crescendo, uncomfortable and jumbled up in their tiny bathroom but not caring because Steve kisses like he does everything: daring and stubborn and with the force of fucking god behind him. Kissing the life out of him, kissing him until he can't breathe, kissing him with teeth, kissing him until he's marked with bruises that bloom red and blue and purple over his neck and chest and stomach and between his thighs. Bucky couldn't leave the apartment for days with those hickies littering his body, achy and possessive--they'd be as obvious as neon sign glaring in the dead of night, seducing sleazy men into gritty brothels, bars, and clubs alike.

And that's not even to meantion how, else, if he did step foot outside after such a loving tear into, he'd be wandering around in a shivery, raw-edged daze, stumbling, whimpering to himself with every drag of his starched, button-up shirt, cotton-soft undershirt, pressed slacks, or underwear against the teeth marks. He would be irresponsibly high off the knowledge of being owned, pleasure knocking him onto his ass. He'd be treated so good, he'd be too indecent to go in public, he'd be... be...

Owned.

Trembling, Bucky swallows thickly, pushing down a moan as he conversely pumps himself up, he can do it, he can wait a few more days for Steve to recover from getting sick, he can, he will, he has to. He'll get Steve better, taking care of him the best he can, and then he'll beg Steve to take care of him, too. He'll get on his knees. He'll stretch his neck out, arching it, the next time he shaves. He'll bend over the sink completely, presenting himself. He'll flex. He'll groan and beg, sweaty and overworked after an extra-long shift. He'll do anything. Anything. He wants to be owned.

"Mmmngh, Buckyyyy--"

[lilacella]

hello slothy, i keep thinking about the chaos amnesia au, do the potters ever find out the truth about sirius? does remus??? what happens if they do???

Hello Cat!! Eh. This kind of escalated again and I'm not sure I even answered your original question 😅 also. Also it gets a bit dark so. Beware? Idk I think I have written worse, hahah

What happened previously: Part 1, Part 2

Well at first noones finds out anything and James continues having fun coffe dates with his new amazing friend Sirius 😊 They get along so well, and James really enjoys their intellectual discourse! He's not supposed to discuss work matters with other people but Sirius seems very trustworthy so he doesn't think much of it, when he talks to him about the case of the dead man found in a lake a couple miles away. They don't know much yet because the body has yet to be identified which is surprisingly hard since someone has done some great work at making the body unrecognizable (removing whole parts of the jaw, cutting off ears and fingertips, burning off the face - the water has done the rest).

Who ever has done this clearly is doing very methodical work! It's gonna be hard to catch them!!

Sirius nods along and supresses a smile - good work indeed, although he's a bit disappointed that Peter has been found so quickly. He should have weighed down the body!

But of course, because he's such a good friend, he offers James some welcome input about what kind of person could have done this. Now, you may think he is purposefully misleading James by giving him wrong ideas but no! Sirius actually describes himself quite accurately! It's just that.... James really doesn't know all that much about him. All James knows is that Sirius is a charming man with great humour who is amazing with his baby son and taking great care of the recovering Remus (They have told the Potters about the headinjury during the "robbery" by now - no reason keeping secrets right?😊😇)

But when do they find out? And how?

Things are going great! The Peter case has been filed away, James and Sirius have become great friends and things couldn't be lovelier between Remus and Sirius 😊 They are so happy and Sirius is starting to think that maybe this is the perfect opportunity to have a new shot at life! To be happy again! No more crime, just lazy sundays with his lovely boyfriend, spending the day tinkering with various projects, hanging out with his friend (Sirius never had a real friend before! At least not one he actually liked!). Things could be good 😊

Until a person from Sirius' past shows up and blows it all to smithereens...

Because Sirius wasn't robbing that bank alone. And Peter isn't the only one who would really like to know where the money is...

So one day, some really unpleasant people knock on an unassuming Remuses door. They say they need to see his gas meter, they are from the city and need to check. Remus is a bit suspicious and doesn't really want to let them in but they are very persistent. Apparently there has been a gasleak somewhere and they need to check if Remus' lines were affected of some shit.

When Sirius returns with James (they had been hanging out somewhere else but now James wanted to say hi to Remus on the way back) the house is empty. The door is open. James immediately draws his gun, while Sirius already knows exactly what has happened and storms past him to the kitchen. And there it is. The note he had expected.

It's an easy deal: Get the money, get your man. The longer you take the less limbs will he have, next time you see him.

Sirius wants to hide the letter before James can see it but it's too late. In his worry he has taken too long and James can tell by his reaction that this doesn't exactly come as a surprise. And also that Sirius exactly knows what they mean with "the loot"...

He wants to ask Sirius many questions but when his friend turns around, looks at him and asks him to "help me out here" with a husky voice, how can James say no?

[Insert dramatic rescue mission because Sirius really doesn't trust the fuckers to keep their word - and he is so right about that!]

While they are driving away in the car from the scene - James is driving, the battered Remus is in the passenger seat and Sirius is sitting in the back, holding James' gun just in case they are being followed - Remus suddenly gets all white. And then he turns around to Sirius and starts screaming at James to stop the car. Because that guy back there has killed someone! He has seen it! He was suddenly in his car and now - Oh my god!

Sirius watches in horror as the realisation and memories flood through Remus' eyes at full speed and a very confused James is stopping the car at the side of the road.

This wasn't how it was supposed to be. He never wanted to scare Remus. And now look at this mess. Now all is lost.

When they stop Sirius carfully puts down the gun, jots down an adress and hands it to Remus - who refuses to take it from him. He looks at him like he's a madman and maybe he is right.

Sirius gets up, exits the car and walks away into the dense trees along the road.

"Where's he going? - Oi, mate, where are you going?" But neither Remus nor Sirius answer James questions.

Not for now at least. James will hear it all once they get back home...

tbc...?

[kate-apologist]

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