#i think i mightve accidentally kicked him

[certainkindofscientist]

got a good grade in teeth, something that is normal to want and possible to achieve

[sick-as-a-dog]

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[baxndaid]

Hello! I have a request!

Can I have a headcannon of LMK? where female reader is sweet but has really bad luck? ( Like she would almost get hit by a car, incoming ball to the face, tripping, accidentally falling down the stairs, bumping into furniture or people, and light poles, flower pots or signs almost falling on her. And not just her getting hurt but generally things that won’t work with her like a soda getting stuck in a vending machine, losing her wallet and opening a bag of chips but it gets ripped apart instead and falls over to the ground. )

So I was wondering if Mk, Redson and sun wukong actually found this out by hanging out with her and does everything to protect her or put her out of harms way? And maybe they secretly like her? ( I thought this idea was cute and funny so I hope it’ll be fun for you! )

mk + redson + wukong x reader 🧷🧃⏰ -- who has horrible luck!!️

a/n ; this is soo cute, also im just going through my asks rn so if u requested, itll most likely be answered soon!! ilyy

sun wukong !!

☆ he thought you were just real dumb as first icl... just sweet but stupid

☆ you had such a cute innocent smile i mean come on how could he not think that? just so ignorant, yeah, thats it!! thats why your always in danger silly

☆ at first he found it so funny like he tried to hide his goofy little smile but it wasnt enough - watching you trip over literally anything was hilarious

☆ sometimes he thought you mightve been cursed by a demon - how does somebody miss their bus by a minute every single day? you cant be human, theres no way somebody is this unlucky? whatever nagito...

☆ he did find it funny when you wasted a whole 90 yuan on vending machine snacks that didnt even come out, and he did find it funny when you started kicking said vending machine, and he did find it funny when the vending machine spat out drink cans onto your head as a result of your abuse - he can admit that

☆ but he started to get concerned about your safety whenever you even thought about crossing a busy road

☆ im not even kidding - the second you stepped on the road he had to yank you back by your shoulder onto his chest, there was a truck coming right for you

☆ he scolds you a little.... just a little

☆ not harshly but he just wants you to be safe - so he does something to protect you (and embarrass you for scaring him with that whole road incident)

☆ he carries you everywhere, EVERYWHERE MAN... and he shows off a bit too the cheeky bastard - throws you up and down, does somersaults, carries you like a sack of potatoes just to embarrass you more

☆ he doesnt do this a lot though, with your luck? you two would probably be hit by an aeroplane

redson !!

☆ he so damn annoying with it "god your so clumsy" WDC!

☆ hes very very protective - like annoyingly so bc he acts like he doesnt care at all (he is PANICKING)

☆ please play with his hair im pretty sure hes more stressed than you are even if your the one whos being attacked by random vending machines and flower pots on the street atp

☆ his ass is NOT letting you leave without him anymore

☆ yeah yeah hes gonna act all "god your such a nuisance, i have to take care of you like youre a child" WDC!

☆ you would hardly see the effects of your bad luck with him because he prevents it as much as he can - he sees that your wallet is loose and about to fall? he got it for u!! "did you just touch my ass?" "w-WHAT?!"

☆ hes never doing that again, have fun losing your money

mk !!

☆ he gets you frr

☆ you both just chill together, he DOES try to prevent the more harmful situations that you may find yourself in like traffic and... vending machines

☆ but hes a baby, he cant help you with getting your coins unstuck in a sewer because he himself probably has his whole wallet in there somewhere

☆ you both look out for each other

☆ see a puddle hes about to slip in? call out, he sees a car coming? he calls out

☆ overall you both have a lot of ... ehem... baxndaids.... in your bags just in case you two do something stupid - whether intentional or not

lmk masterlist

[yakkitylylac]

hee hee more silly hk au rambles

Lurien is VERY VERY VERY protective and doting of Ernest (his butler) he will literally move heaven and earth just to see the boy smile he loves him very very much :]

lurien has a HUGE sweet tooth. he especially likes cookies and maple syrup. give him pancakes drowned in maple syrup and he will love you forever

Alba (the white lady) is a chronic child adopter. so far she's got marmu, dryaa, hornet (kinda) and lurien but shes probably semi-adopted the rest of the knights as well (plus offscreen shes taken in multiple orphans/abandoned grubs and cared for them until they were able to find new permanent homes. why didnt she just keep them you may ask ? because up until the pure vessel fiasco pk had a strict No Babies Allowed policy )

radiance and pk used to be good buddies !! until pk decided power was way cooler than friendship and totally didnt turn all of radiance's people/children against her and also kick her off her own land. radiance is very very hurt/angry about this as you may guess

kinda continued from the precious statement, radiance was actually a decent ruler ! while she probably did keep some bugs under her hive mind she let most of the inhabitants live freely under their own will (namely the mantis tribe and mosskin tribe). she was also good friends with unn

less a headcanon/au trivia and more an accidental observation but alba is very similar to camila (toh) whoopsy-daisy (chronic child adopter, probably a nerd, can and will bash your skull in if you mess with her/her kids)

alba was not aware of, nor did she consent to the whole "baby pit" thing. at some point she even directly told pk that she wanted any impure vessels to be kept and cared for as normal children. however after she got infected and sealed away, pk kinda,,, didnt do this.

mightve mentioned this earlier but the dreamers are adopted siblings :)

Compared Child by Jubyphonic summarizes lurien and monomons backstories and relationship fairly well : )

all three of the dreamers are mom friends, but to varying degrees. lurien is mostly a mom to ernest/basically anyone younger or smaller than him. he does occasionally show protectiveness towards herrah and monomon but very rarely. herrah is generally pretty edgy and hardened but will show some degree of caring/protectiveness towards anyone she truly trusts (members of deepnest, hornet, and lurien/monomon.) monomon is a mom friend to pretty much Everyone, but especially lurien. shes also that one friend that will actively threaten you to make sure you eat three meals a day and drink plenty of water

luriens mental/emotional stability, on a scale of 1-10, would probably be a -5. this man has been through some rough stuff please hug him

pk is semi-corrupted by void :) totally not inspired by belos' goop monster thing mmmm nope,,

lol thats all i can think of for now yeehaw

[goremet-chef]

me and my friends havent played SOTF since like. SINCE FEBRUARY (i played a bunch on my own tho) because one of them kept getting disconnected and she was gonna get like a ram upgrade or whatever and needs her cousins bf help to install it so we're just waiting for that,

but like. i remember the first update they said they fixed something where bitches were getting disconnected so that means it mightve just been a bug so ill ask her to try it out again cuz. I MISS KELVINN SKFJAHDFSKFJAARFRGG (ramble)

literally its so crazy i cant believe i hadnt even HEARD of him, like i didnt even see him at the helicopter and my friend stayed back (we got the mountain crash) and he was like "i have to get kelvin" and i was ?? okay what is that and he literally. "dom i think you'll like kelvin"

HE WAS SO RIGHT I DO LIKE KELVIN like i cant believe he brought my boyfriend home to us thats so crazy love at first sight type shit

im clingly also so i kept making him follow ME specifically instead of one of them 💀 it was so good bro. all we did was get to the beach and thats the last we played together 😔😔

ill ask if we can play again like i said, if not tho im gonna ask if we can keep playing the forest cuz!!! i need to build another gazebo that bitch she put on the last log to my gazebo and accidentally got the fuckingg she got the ACHIEVEMENT for it, fuck the entire EVERY OTHER LOG that *i* put on smhh so there is still more for me to do, plus i want to fight megan again my monster hunter skills kicked in and i fucked her up bro i was carrying even tho i was the most nervous to do the boss fight before we got there KSJFS

[therulerofallpotatos]

I think I mightve accidentally started watching tua with my dad. He showed up mid s2 ep8 and paused it when he left the room. He hasn't seen s3 yet. If i can get him to not kick me off his tv maybe i can actually talk about s3 with him finally

[uayv]

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its almost the end of love month so before it ends lets get down and dirty in love love love. you can thank neo (@breaudelaire) captain of mister kwon hyuk’s love ship and the lady that supports my love for a noodle like no other. lets see how this goes cause oh boy am i bad at articulating affection.

who is your bias: the al dente noodle, the #1 gummy smile, kim dongyoung

what made you notice him: oooh dang im actually not totally sure????? mightve been a vlive or a lil vroomvroom???? whatever it was thank the dear gods that i did notice him.

what is your favourite thing about him: this gon sound cheesy but his BIG THICC ASS CARING HEART. he’s always so considerate and warm to the ones he loves. you can see it in the relationships he has with all the members and also in the close relationships he has with gongmyung. no matter what, he tries to show love and support and its just so heart warming. also he isnt afraid to cut the bs. like he isnt afraid to call people out to protect the dreamies or like he hella doesnt give a shit about being nice and just bitch stares the freaky sasaengs. oh also its so endearing the way he always steps up to be like class prez intellectual. oh also also remember that vlive when someone sent in a question about their crush and straight up said like “oh it could be a boy and girl or a boy and boy or a girl and girl”. oh also also when he just bein a snarky lil shit its cute :( OH ALSO ALSO ALSO him cheeks and that wonderfully cute gummy smile of his that literally makes my heart pit pat like a mothefucker having a heart attack.

who would initiate skinship more: tbh probably not me. like im really only mildly touchy with close friends and when it happens i dont even know that its happening cause its pretty mindlessly touchy and i dont even think its all the time but i feel like doyoung would be way more likely to initiate???

who would hog the blankets more: we wouldnt. there would be two blankets or we’d just buy an extra large one. jk our braincells would probably reach that conclusion only after an intense session of tug-of-war.

who would be more clingy: yo you didnt hear it from me but lowkey moi.

who would say ‘i love you’ first: oh frick man id definitely be the dumbass to think about it for too long and be too nervous and then just accidentally let it roll outta my dumb ass mouth.

who would be more easily flustered: ohahahah probably me. i just get easily flustered anyways and he’d probably get the kicks outta seeing my flustered.

what cuddling position would you two have: he could put me in a headlock and i would call it a cuddle. probably just lazily hugging or with his head in my lap

which colors remind you of them: oh that dusty light blue! like the one of him in that big hoodie!

which season would you like to spend with them: ermhhh i wanna say winter cause the cuddle and the snuggles/we’re just lazy home bodies that like to stay loafing anyways; but he doesnt love that dry dry weather for his throat so maybe spring! when the weather warms up and the humidity comes back. we can go on dates to the park, coffee shop dates, explore markets, or tbh just be lazy at home again lmao

who would bake cookies and who would steal the batter: bro we dont do salmonella in this household. (its me. my dumbass would taste it and then challenge him to live a little)

ill cupid love arrow shoot 💘💘 @chrlsbang @shuuvee @svtnz @6ondry @godoyoung @ks0o @nakamoto @wooziwish to spread a lil love and be mashed potato mushy soft for your favs.