#i think i kinda derailed this a bit but their dynamic is soo funny to me....
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anitalianfrie · 8 months ago
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Hiiii I’m still thinking about vestiti da uomo today— do you have thoughts on how Marzia and Diggia’s preseason team commitments would go? Have they awkwardly bonded yet? Is Bezz dead behind the eyes high fiving diggia plotting his murder? Is she going to adopt him? 🥺
- daisy (@lastlatebraker)
diggia and marzia's relationship is like one of the funniest things to think about for me.... like: rabid dog marzia bezzecchi vs clueless diggia who will win? diggia isn't even aware there's beef 😭 he's just trying to be friendly and like. bond inside the team because he kinda feels awkward since he's not a vr46 cult member and thought going with marzia was the easiest/more feasable option since they knew eachother from civ moto3. while marzia heard a totally normal invite to go to dinner together and thought. is he trying to ask me out? because i'm a woman? he's trying to ask ME, marzia bezzecchi, out because he undermines me, after taking luca's PLACE? i'm going to rip his throath with my bare teeth and then suck his blood out of his carotid while he dies. most one sided beef in history. she looks dead inside in every single piece of promotional content with both riders vr46 puts out. dead eyes and fake ass smile she drops as soon as the cameras stop rolling. as soon as she's not obligated to stay in the room she flees the scene.
and diggia only makes it worse by awkwardly trying to bond with her. and marzia replies with like. fake smile. "sure". dead look in her eyes. murderous light in her pupil. teeth grinding. and diggia goes "cool" 😊. and marzia grinds her teeth more and keeps repeating in her head "i hate him i hate him i hate him" but at the end just treats him icily (and like. kinda mean but it's barely noticeable by somedoy who doesn't know her well well) and then badmouths him with cele mig and pecca
and marzia before the seat swap happened didn't even dislike diggia 😭. they where kinda friendly 😭😭. she just went ballistic after the percieved crime of him invading her home (truly learning from her master valentina). after a bit of time and some strong words from vale marzia kinda backs down and remembers that she actually doesn't dislike diggia... he's not that bad after all.... they might even get along actually...... while diggia remains clueless about everything and thinks they were getting along splendidly from the start.
(also at a certain point marzia has to spell it out to diggia that she's a lesbian... not that diggia was trying to hit on her, he was just completely clueless and kept making comment about guys) (clueless bisexual diggia... clueless about being bisexual and clueless in general)
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