#i think i had gay sex after but thays also part of the boston. Experience™️

[deez-nut-free-zone]

Hmm maybe if we drank together i’d feel more natural about the accent. Then we could go and beat up yankees fans or whatever it is two drunk boston girls do :3

If two boston girls r drunk together you may see the Spirit of Boston. see one night i was with some of the girlies, hitting the hip flask on mass ave. as is our god given right; smoking that green monster; when a great beast on the wing came barreling out of the sky

It was a fuck-off-massive seagull; dive bombing a garbage can on the sidewalk. Impressive on it's own, yes, but no more than strange animal behavior

Then it emerges, like a phoenix from the trashes; taking flight from the garbage can with two great flaps. A Dunkin medium iced regulah held firmly in its beak, the great spirit of boston took to the skies once more. but not before shitting on someones car