#i think he would have killed a crop top in the 80s are u kidding

[newportangels]

my brain might be fried

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #270

“please remain calm; the end has arrived. we cannot save you; enjoy the ride.”

Do you own pastel-colored pants? No. What type of lotion do you use? I don't really use it. Nothing seems to help how dry my skin is. What were your favorite clothing stores in high school? Hot Topic. If you could have a car in any color you wanted, which color? Pastel pink, but realistically (given a pink car would probably have a paint job I'd have to pay for, I assume?), I like burnt orange cars. Not too brown-ish, though. What is your favorite color, do you look good in it, & do you wear it a lot? Pink, probably not, and no. Name someone you know who hates pink. Idk. What is your favorite Avril Lavigne song? "Nobody's Home." Do you kill bugs? Sometimes. Depends. If they're in my house, most likely. Have you ever had a bedroom that had wallpaper on the walls? No. Do you own any rompers? No. What’s one thing you’ve done to celebrate Earth Day? I made a birdhouse out of a milk carton once. Animal Planet taught me lol. Do you use window clings (aka window stickers)? No. What color is your stapler? Black. Do you have a desk that you sit at in your room? Ugh, no, but that's one reason I want to move to somewhere I have a bigger room for a desk so I don't do everything in my damn bed. What do you miss about college? Feeling like I was worth something and on a "proper" path. Was your middle school crush the same as your high school crush? No. What is/was your dream school? I never had a "dream" school. Do you wish you could talk to someone about your past? If so, who? Idk, probably someone. What motivates you? Music and/or videos on whatever subject I could use motivation in, like self-care on my bad days. Have you ever completed a weight loss program? No. Tried, though. When was the last time you did something for the first time? I went through a doctor appointment entirely without Mom just a few days ago; she had to stay in the car due to chemo, so I filled stuff out, checked in/out alone, answered questions on my own, that business. I'm entirely aware it's sad as hell that a 24 y/o did that for the first time, but if you knew just how dependent I am on my mom, you'd get it. Which do you prefer: Valentine’s Day or Easter? Valentine's when I actually have someone to celebrate with, but I love Easter as an aunt with how excited the kids are about candy and all. Easter sorta rubs me the wrong way though since, y'know, Christianity essentially stole and rebuilt it. Do you wait until the last minute to decorate, or do you decorate early? I myself don't even decorate. Mom only does for Christmas, and it's very last minute. What’s your favorite Starbucks drink? I don't drink Starbucks. What were you wearing in the last good selfie you took? *checks phone* uh the one where I'm wearing a red tank top is okay. That's all you can see cuz FUCK taking full-body pics of me. What’s on your wish list right now? Ha, I actually have a list in my phone of things I really want/need to buy when I can. A few include a bigger terrarium to Venus, a treadmill, an Unus Annus shirt before the channel and thus merch expire, glasses for driving... What do you use to sweeten your tea? I don't drink tea. Have you ever owned an expensive eyeshadow palette? No, I don't wear enough colors or makeup in general to warrant buying one. When was the last time you stepped outside of your comfort zone? The aforementioned doctor visit. How would you rate your self-esteem? Low, healthy, or high? Low as like, the deepest oceanic trench probs. Do you own a tripod for your camera? Yeah. Were you a bigger fan of Lindsay Lohan or Hilary Duff? Hilary. Do you make Halloween costumes out of clothes from your closet? Only ever to just be a goth to live out my inner fantasy of regularly flaunting that aesthetic. Do you enjoy putting outfits together? Not particularly. Would you rather it rain or snow? Snow! What does your umbrella look like? Don't have one. What’s one thing you’ve had a toxic reaction to? Do you mean like, emotionally/mentally toxic? I'm guessing probably yes. Even though parts of it were entirely realistic, understandable reactions/behaviors, I most definitely had some toxicity in me regarding the breakup, too. Which do you prefer: cropped tops or tunic tops? Uggghhhh, both are so cute. On me, I'd only ever wear tunic tops, but on others, I tend to find cropped tops cuter. What’s a style or trend that you think is ridiculous? I don't pay enough attention to this to really know... hm. Yeah, idk. Which YouTuber do you want to be more like? I could only dream of being as motivated and smart and determined and "I can do this shit" as Markiplier jfc I Love One Man Only. Do you like stuffed animals? EEEEEEEEK yes!!!! What was your favorite class in high school? Art. Have you ever gotten straight A’s in a class? If so, which classes? Yes; not to brag whatsoever, but too many for me to remember. I remember I got my very first B in 5th grade in I think math, and I was so bummed out. Were there any subjects that you got a perfect SAT score in? If so, what? I don't think so. Are you happy today? If so, what made you happy today? I'm content-ish, not happy, but also not unhappy. Is your bed right by a window? There's one to my upper right and middle left, but my bed's not exactly against either. Do you spend more time in your bedroom or your living room? I barely leave my bedroom. Which holiday is your favorite to decorate for? Halloween, if I actually did decorate. Do you name stuffed animals still? Very rarely. Depends on what it is, the importance, etc. What titles did you win in the senior class polls? I FUCKIN READ THIS AS "TITTIES" AND WAS JUST LIKE... Anyway, none. Were you popular in school? No. If you’re from the US, what states have you lived in? Only NC. Who was your best roommate? Well, Jason, if he even counted as a "roommate." Was your first roommate your best roommate? See above, considering idk if he fits the term; if he does, then yes. What’s the best family vacation you’ve ever been on? Disney World. Have you ever wanted to be a model? No. What years did you attend prom? Sophomore (bf was a senior and he took me) and senior. What do you want to be for Halloween? I was recently listening to a metal version of Oogie Boogie's song from TNBC and it hit me: MISS Oogie Boogie. A fat bitch could pull that shit off, watch me ho. Which member of your family are you closest to? My mom. If you have any regrets, what is the biggest one? If not, why do you have no regrets? Letting a boy become absolutely all that mattered and more to me. Would you ever apply to be on reality TV? Why? Ew, no. I don't need any more people judging me and my life. What is the best thing that has ever happened to you? The partial hospitalization program that saved my life, literally. Do you have a hard time letting things go? It depends on what it is, but generally, yes. I recently realized one of my greatest flaws: I respond very, very poorly to loss, in any way. Looking back on people (especially people), events, other things... a negative, chronic reaction to loss is present throughout. What have you accomplished in life that has made you the most happy? Emotionally healed, a lot. I don't think some things will ever fully scar over, but nevertheless, I don't mentally have fuckin gashes in me. Have you ever struggled with your weight? Ever since the breakup, yes. I thought I was slightly fat before then, but looking at pictures now, I just think "damn hunny u look gud" and realize I was perfectly healthy. But anyway, I was put on a medication called Abilify (full-on name droppin', fuck this med), and it MURDERED my metabolism. I could eat a fuckin carrot and gain five pounds, probably. Emotional eating probably contributed too, but here's the thing: my current doctor took me off of it, knowing the moment I mentioned it that it was not only bad for me and my conditions but also responsible for the extreme weight gain? Pounds dropped like a ton of bricks, and this started before my emotional eating began to die off and regulate. I lost around 80 pounds just from dropping a goddamn pill. Cue college essay-long rant here about how my body image was slaughtered, how much I loathe the fucking doc that kept me on the med and blamed everything on me, and now how I've been stuck weight-wise for two years despite a vast plethora of methods to continue shedding a;sdlkfajkwlelawe GUYS I could rant til my hypothetical great-grandchildren die. When you are out with your friends are you loud and outgoing or shy and reserved? It depends on who the friend is, where we are, etc., but generally, I'm just awkward, trying to be outgoing when in fact I'm questioning every single thing I say and do al;wekjrkawde this survey has taken a TURN. Do you like to stay in your pajamas all day long? I don't leave my pj's unless I have to leave the house and go inside somewhere besides like, a gas station or something that's just "whatever." In high school did you have a lot of friends? Do you still keep in touch? I wouldn't say a *lot*, no, but not a tiny amount, either. The only one I ever still see is Girt, but I keep up with many on Facebook via the like button and shit, ha. Do you really care about such issues as abortion, religion, and global warming? Fuck yes I do. Who is the biggest womanizer you know? Juan sure was, but I haven't been in contact with him for years. Would you ever have a threesome? No. Who is the most attractive person you know? Of those I personally know-know, my answer will probably always be Alon like jc she's beautiful. When did you last feel the most free? ZOINKS we can't ask that question in America rn. Is there anyone who likes (or liked) you and had a really hard time getting over you? I don't know. Did you ever love someone and feel like it was wrong? Love? No. Well, before I realized I was bi, maybe Mini counts, as then I was anti-LGBT and couldn't even imagine myself as anything but straight. What’s your favorite bug? Butterflies. What’s the longest amount of time you liked/loved somebody for? Yeesh... I still can't say with absolute confidence I no longer love Jason at all, whom I started dating in 2012 and went head over heels for. What song makes you cry? There's a few that are capable of it sometimes, but do fucking not play "Stairway To Heaven" if I'm within 10 miles of you. "Another Life" by MiW usually makes me tear up towards the end, but it normally doesn't get that far anymore. Do you like rock or rap music better? Rock, as I'm not a rap fan. If you could watch someone change, would you? Yes let me live my life a;lsdkfjaws Ever known someone with an eating disorder? I don't know. I think maybe? Have you ever had a white Christmas? I think? The best snow we ever got was late Christmas night though, and the next morning was a total whiteout. What’s something you want to do but aren’t sure of yet? Hm. Idk. I'm pretty sure of most things I want to do. Biggest lie you ever told? I'm not entirely sure and I'd rather not search for one. Do you have a religion? I don't fit perfectly into any. I relate most with Neo-Paganism, but even that I deviate from some. Believe that there is a point to churches? I mean sure, people have the right to believe in/worship what they want to, and some people get a lot of joy and reassurance out of going. How do eat Oreos? "I split them in half and lick the cream before eating the cookie." <<<< Converse or Vans? Idc. Eh, maybe Converse, but idk. Dancing or watching others dance? I love watching others dance, it's why I enjoyed dance recitals and competitions. Favorite thing to touch/feel? My cat! <3 Rather be in a tornado or a large earthquake? Both would be horrifying, but I guess earthquake. I've had an outrageous fear of tornadoes since I was very little. Would you rather Santa or the Easter Bunny actually exist? Santa, duh. Would you rather spread gossip or start a fight? Start a fight, I guess. Trying to sully someone's name with false information would haunt me way more than starting an understandable fight. What has been the best New Year's for you so far & why? I don't know. What is the weirdest fear you’ve ever heard of someone having? Do you have any weird fears, and if so, what are they? Uhhh I think maybe butterflies? Idk, even that's not too weird considering it's an insect, and that's common. I'm personally absolutely terrified of pregnancy and also whale sharks scare me quite a bit. ig that's weird. How did you find Tumblr? lol how could you not know at some point as a teen on the Internet. What of the 8 wonders of the world do you find the most fascinating, if any? I had to look them up lmao. I guess the Great Pyramid of Giza. I in general find Egyptian culture and art to be very cool. Do you have a webcam? If you do, do you ever use it and what for? I mean, it's built into the laptop. I never use it. What is something that you think is really underrated? The band Otep, for one. I mean they're not small, but I don't think most people interested in the metal genre know them. OH and then there are A LOT of YouTube artists that MADLY deserve to be signed. I have a large chunk of metal musicians I listen to, and those especially like Jonathan Young blow my fucking mind they haven't technically "made it," even if they have a large subscriber base. Have you ever had a dream where you died? Did anything weird happen to your body after it? Yes, a few. Now hang with me, okay? One of my worst nightmares as a kid involved the wicked witch from TWoO turning me into one of those fucking party things that you blow into it and the paper unfurls and her using it killed me. Yo idk. I was really scared of that witch as a kid. What’s the scariest dream you’ve ever had? How about the most realistic? It involved my dad and that's all that needs to be said. Realistic? Hm. This was SO long ago that I barely remember *just* how real it felt, but I remember it felt real as fuck. I was very little when this happened. I dreamed that I went outside to our porch because there was a weird light and when I stepped outside, a swan and a goose flew down from the light onto the porch to become my late grandpa and my deeply beloved cat Midnight, who died from sickness. I'm sure it was just a dream now, but back then, I was VERY convinced it was like a vision from God or something, telling me they were okay and with us. Do you have a favorite fashion trend? What is it? Is there a fashion trend right now that you think is completely ridiculous, and if so, what? What do you think was the worst fashion trend of all time? I don't care about fashion enough to go in depth about all this. I'll tell you right now though that mullets were the worst mistake known to mankind. Do you tend to like original horror movies or re-makes better? What’s your favorite horror movie? Is it an original or a remake? If you're remaking an old one, I'll probably like it more since they're generally not nearly as cheesy. Modern horror movies, I don't have much of a preference. My fave is The Blair Witch Project, and it's an original. What is one characteristic in a person that you cannot stand? What characteristics do you like best in a person? Do you possess any of these characteristics? Those that act violent when they're angry, for one. Those scare me. Some traits that I really like are compassion, patience, genuineness, empathy, kindness just for the sake of being so, stuff like that. I'd like to think I've got some of those. It's notable that in my nightmares, I'm way more violent than I actually am, though. What kind of jeans do you like best? When I actually wore jeans, they were like solely skinny jeans. What has been the most traumatic experience of your life? Does it still bother you? A very abrupt and poorly-executed breakup after a long-term relationship and falling way, way too hard to be healthy. Does it still bother me? PTSD is stapled on my fucking forehead if you know the slightest about it. I've healed a whole lot, but I'm pretty sure it's a scar that's never going to even fully seal.

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THE LOST BOYS LIVEBLOG 1.0

welcome to another foolish episode of “Kristian watches something and talks to herself the whole time in written format” this time it’s a cult classic 80′s flick about vampires and so-bad-its-good fashion

i got a box full of honey buns and i'm ready to rock out with my cock out

this is the first liveblog i've done in like two years

THE LOST BOYS

i rly love this intro song a lot, it's like the prime 80's sound synth christ this style is so cgood BILL S PRESTON ESQUIRE every single person on this carousel is yelling "come on man come on COME ON MAN" mullets for fucking days omg so  they're not gonna stop the ride adn le thtem off?? JUST UNLOCK THE DOOR MAN also can these fucking vampires fly?? "smells like someone died" you mean smells like florida i gotta say tho this soundtrack is on point she really moved her family to a shithole LMAO WHY is dad playing dead on the front porch also this kid is bitchinga bout this house when it's the nicest gotdamn house in the whole area product placement "U-haul" these brothers are super touchy lmao i could never this movie loves using helicopter shots sexy saxophone oiled up man honestly this looks like the dream AHHH YOUTFUL CHILDHOOD IGNORANCE this fuckin boy has got big big big lips TTHIS BITCH MOVED TO THE MURDER CAPITAL OF THE WORLD AND SHE'S JUST LETTING HER KIDS RUN AROUND THE BOARDWALK UNSUPERVISED IT'S MOUTHHHH look at that fucking hair omg these nerds are so serious this is ridiculous i love how extra this is, THEY'RE JUST COMICS BOYS WUDDUFUC LMAO THEY RIPPED THE TOP OFF THE CAR aww man corey feldman was such a cute kid i'm so bummed he had a rough time smh yo this scene is fucking lit every night are all these vampire boys cucks guess not, def thought they were about to watch this bitch star ride off with this dude this is makin me so nervous oml why were kids so reckless in the 80's like riding dirtbikes on a sandy beach at night??? who are you??? THIS LITERALLY LOOKS LIEK THEY'RE TAKIGN HIM OUT INTO THE WOODS TO MURDER HIM??? HOW CAN HE NOT GUESS SOMETHING BAD IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN alex winter's jacket is everything to me "i brought you this taxidermied rat, kid, enjoy having it stare at you" why are they eating maggots?????? oh well i guess not did alex winter have a contract that every movie he's in he has to wear a crop top??? because i'm honestly feeling this look so much like dudes in crop tops is my fave style ever and the 80's liked it too so is this michael gonna turn into a vamp just from drinking blood???? IS THAT HOW THINGS WORK HERE HES JUST FOLLOWING THESE RUFFIANS OUT TO AN ABANDONED BRIDGE ???????? IN THE MURDER CAPITAL OF THE WORLD??????????????? THEY'RE GOING TO THROW YOU OFF?????? if all your friends jumped off a bridge would you jump too OH SHIT IT'S NOT ABANDONED GOD WHAT A NIGHTMARELMAO ALL OF THIS JUST TO GET SOME PUSSY??????????? HIS FALLING AND YELLING IS SO DRAMATIC LMFAO GETCHO MOTHERFUCKING SHOES OFF THE BED YOU NASTY BITCH "are you freebasing? inquiring minds want to know" so becoming a vampire just kinds of turns you into a cocksucker lMAO THIS KID IN THE BATH IS MEEEEE how do i still not know this main character kids name "you wait till mom finds out you're a vampire" uhhhhhh i feel like u have bigger problems and should tell the cops instead of ur mom this phone call sceen is the best scene so far holy fuck "EVERYTHING'S FINE MAAAAA" GOD their mom is the nicest lady ever omg LMFAO he unraps his robe and puts it back on that shit's funny as fuck "you're turning into a vampire............. better fuck" god their mom is so fucking ncie i can't even deal with it lordt this mike guy is getting greasier every day. is it against vampire law to take a shower?? OH SHIT MAX REALLY IS THE HEAD VAMPIRE OMG HE COULDN'T COME IN UNTIL INVITED WTF MAX SEEMS SO NICE THE FROG BROTHERS?????????? WHAT IN THE HELL LMFAO oh shit maybe max isn't the head vampire smh FUCK that noise michael!!! it's just one bitch!!! ur like 16 probably!!!!!! let them kill her or whatever!! honestly the soundtrack for this movie is tighter than dick skin this is the scariest scene from a movie i've ever seen holy fuck i hate the prosthetics they used on the faces omg that's terrifying "that wasn't wine they gave me, it was blood" YAH NO SHIT SHE TOLD YOU IT WAS BLOOD IN THE BEGINNING DUMBASS i literally love their nerd geek squad omg they take everything so fucking seriously "flies and the undead go together like bullets and......... guns" well goodbye alex winter rip in rip this vampre just shed a single tear "they pulled a mind scramble on us they opened their eyes and talked!" LMFAOOOOO mouth holy shit in the middle of fucking church these hoodlums just barge in and steal holy water oh shit IS MAX THE HEAD VAMPIRE?????? MAYBE HEAD VAMPIRE IS LIKE INVINCIBLE TO USUAL VAMPIRE TRICKS OMG OF COURSE THEY TRIP AND FALL this is tense smh this is anarchy omg this dog is the real hero of the story damn that's fucking gross as fuck??????? ew ??????/ blood coming from all over???? shit looks likea  got damn stall in the starbucks restroom at disney this gore porn is KILLIN ME IT'S GRODY why didn't they just say death by rock and roll instead of death by stereo o shit now it's about to be fampire showdown oh shit so this main guy is dead, i feel like he's not the main vamp since everything seems to be the same YO IT TOTALLY IS MAX OMG the mom is honestly the only sane person in the state HOLY FUCK GRANDPA LA CUCARACHA GOODBYYYEEEEE "how much u think we should charge em for this" corey feldmans voice omg YO GRANDPA KNEW LMAOOOO ooo this ending song HEY THIS MOVIE WAS PRETTY FUCKING TIGHT HONESTLY JUST A REALLY GOOD TIME i was so in love with markos jacket/crop top combo, that was the real star of the show. also seeing corey feldman as a cute little kid actor again was dope lmao what a dweeby kid, also sammy was fucking funny as hellllll i'd probably rate this a like 7/10 just because it was a really good time all around and was a mindless good 80 flick with wild style and teenage drama.