#i think he at least got that it was NOT a harry potter reference 👍

[kazho]

oh yeah today i was wearing a shirt that says "stop the black snake" and some dude asked me if it was slytherin reference 🙃

[la-pou-belle]

hey yall, i’m on a roadtrip and have spent my hours locked in a car reading all of your replies! (yes, all 734 of them.) It’s been about two years since I’ve made this thing, and I’m still seeing loads of reblogs on it, so...

FAQ!

Question 1, SOCKS - [image id: @pepsifrog: DROP THE RECYCLED MATERIALS SOCKS LINK PLS

@thebuni​: My main takeaway from this is I want to know where to get those constellation socks.

@ms-th-brds: I’m so upset can we please see the socks???? I can’t stop thinking about them they sound so cool]

https://www.tentree.com/products/constellation-crew-sock here you go! They’re out of stock, I have no idea when they’ll be back, and they’re a little pricey --- sorry. also, before anyone DMs me about it or attempts more character assassination in the rbs, no i’m not rich, i got my single pair when they were on sale and I did not have any bills at the time (I was a teenager). That said, if you have the $ for it, tentree is a great company and worth the money 👍

when I get back, I’ll probably rb this post with photos of the sock collection. to those asking about the racoon socks, I didn’t tag you / screenshot you because I’m not sure where they’re from 😭

Question 2, RESULTS STATS - [image id: @dualcoindeity​: OP how many people got the “You’re You” result?]

as of 3/17/2022, conflict avoidant has had ~68k, unaccountable = ~58k, main character = ~48k, “you’re me” = ~21.5k and lack of self control = ~37k. insert we are legion meme or something sjksajksa. cool to see how conflict avoidant has very much taken the lead over the unaccountable result, which I remember (??) being #1 for a good few months!

Question 3, WASPS - [image id: @solinvern​: Wasps don’t pollinate! They’re carnivores and couldn’t care less about flowers. That said, they still have a place in their ecosystems that shouldn’t be messed with]

This one is less of a question and more something I wanted to include because it’s interesting and more factually accurate. my heart was in the right place but,,, yeah, I spread misinformation over the internet.

Question 4, “Why the hell are these question topics / descriptions so awkward?” - [image id: @thotsupport​: the fact that op thinks they can judge others when the quiz opens with “pick a john mulaney quote” and unironically asks ur harry potter house]

this is also less of a question, but I saw a fair number of repeats. people also are finding the “You Don’t Like Being Held Accountable” result wording awkward/out of touch. tl,dr; this was written two years ago shortly after Covid was declared a pandemic in the U.S. so it’s out of date

Which is to say... 1)  the harry potter house question is absolutely ironic. uquiz first got big during this time period, and I consider the obligatory hp house question as a huge meme. (JKR is a pig.) I think since uquiz has died down a lot since, this aspect to early uquizzes has been forgotten or just... lost to time? This also ties into me ~judging people~ ... at least for the quiz, it’s completely ironic.

2) John Mulaney was also HUGELY popular then. I mean, he had been for a few years prior, but everyone at the start of the pandemic leaned into his shows hard for comfort. I think Mulaney’s fallen out of favor and references to him seem cringier now since, [gestures to tabloids].

3) the accountability description... it was a hyperbole of some aspects of speech you’d find on twitter. that has also changed in the past two years. if I were to switch it, it’d be less ‘vibes’ and ‘iconic’, and more ‘ratio’, ‘L’, and I’d throw in a “you’re probably an anti” lmfao

Question 5, “damn OP what did [this result] do to you???” [image id: @spooky-yuki​: damn op why are you so aggressive in your main character description???]

iirc, the main character result was written completely off of an english major I knew for a few months. he told me i was like a sibling to him & a week later told our friends that he didn’t respect my opinion?? like omg who wouldn’t value my very serious opinions /j . conflict avoidant was a roommate i had. ‘youre me’ is obviously based off of me. the rest i pulled out of my ass

Question 6, some attempt to armchair diagnose me... [image id: @pinkfoldingchair​: hey op i hate to break it to you but as someone who got i dont like being held accountable, other than being dead wrong it really just comes off like you lack self confidence and were probably socially rejected at a young age for reasons that you couldn’t help or articulate. if seems like you feel like everyone hates you in social situations so you compensate by being abrasive and having an all consuming narcissistic self hatred that keeps you afload. these messy bitches are a mirror to the parts of yourself that you haven’t accepted yet and your understanding of people and the way they work could use some development. i sincerely hope you [paraphrase: get help]]

the results I saw asking about (or just claiming I had) specific mental health diagnoses struck me as weird behavior. I feel like people online feel too much entitlement to personal information like this. sure, my uquiz was ~mean~ (I marketed it that way), but i did not throw around actual personality disorders (for example: narcissism), and I didn’t make assumptions about quiz takers childhoods?? for this particular person: just, like, you’re fucking weird skjasjkasjk it reads like you dislike being held accountable so much that you’d avoid reblogging AND you’d deflect super hard to try and hurt OPs feelings??? /hj

I also chose to highlight this specific reply because it hits on Question 7, “But maybe people with ‘you don’t like being held accountable’ just don’t agree with the results?” 

yeah a ton of people with this result might not be reblogging bc it’s inaccurate. i did set up a catch 22 with that one. oopsie 🤪 /lh

but seriously, no one should actually feel compelled to rb the quiz if they didn’t like it or just don’t want to asjkaskjs just like.... don’t be weird about it like the person above 👍

thanks everyone for giving me something to do! this was a huge blast to the past for me

hey yall I didn’t want to have to do work for my online classes so i made a uquiz instead. answer some questions and i’ll tell u what aspect of your personality annoys me the most