#i think danse wouldnt quite believe her and if he did he would say it was just because he loved her so much or something

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

still thinking about nate and nora

[fallout-drabbles-n-stuff]

A crack drabble of companions and sole discovering a holotope of the sex documentary peter jessop narrated and watching it (bonus: maxson watches it as well in d prydwen)

(I lost my shit. I looked this shit up and it did not disappoint, thank you so much.))

Cait:

“Well shite, wouldn’t have thought I’da ever heard Paladin testorone say things like that..”

She’s somewhat bewildered, but nonetheless extremely amused by the whole thing. She is not above playing it as soon as Danse walks into a room either, practically cackling whenever he grimaces and turns red.

Curie:

“Monsieur Danse surely is well..ehem, versed. Forgive me, I just never thought I would hear him of all people speak about such topics..”

As one would likely assume, she tries to be kind to Danse and not embrass him like most everyone else does. She doesn’t really see the topic of sex as something to be embarrassed about anyways.

Danse:

“Cease this immaturity..it was purely an educational work! Hence the titling..”

Say whatever he will, his stomach still drops whenever anyone brings it up. Though he likes to think he can conceal his emotions, he surely does a poor job when it comes to the vicious blush that sprawls across his cheeks and nose.

Deacon:

“Wow Danse, your voice can actually be quite soothing! Especially when you talk about erotic lingerie.”

Has an absolute field day with making Danse almost cry. Any and all pieces of material that would help him in this campaign are greatly appreciated..but he means it in a friendly way, believe it or not.

Gage:

“I don’t really get why you spent so much of your time talking about that..it’s obvious you don’t indulge in your studies too often.”

He’s rather indifferent..but if it comes down to having something to amuse himself with, he’ll happily poke fun at the pensive time can.

Hancock:

“Be honest with me Danse, was that the closest you’ve ever came to experiencing any of that stuff?”

Much like Deacon in this respect..however he doesn’t joke around to be friendly. It’s more or less a passive aggressive way of him fucking with danse more than he already tries to everyday.

Macready:

“Haha, now every time I see Danse’s face all I’m going to think about is him saying penis over and over again.”

Completely immature about all of it. Knows better..but doesn’t care enough to make a true effort to stop himself from busting out into laughter during the entirety of the video..or whenever he sees Danse once more.

Maxson:

“Fine job..but perhaps a little redundant when reviewing certain points. I’m joking..that was..interesting.”

Wouldnt really know what to do with himself nor this newly acquired knowledge of his subordinate. On one hand, Arthur had to maintain a professional attitude..but on the other? He was a twenty year old man that had a knee jerk reaction to chuckle at every single sex related word Danse’s monotone voice spewed.

Nick:

“I..I’m not sure I even want to know what happened in order for you to have done this.”

Being a detective, Nick was naturally a curious person. That curiosity did however see limits..hearing Paladin Danse give a full documentary regarding list was one of those limit breakers. He has officially had enough.

Old Longfellow:

“Poor metal man had to have been drunk..heh, if he wasn’t then, he’s going to wish he is soon.”

Has some sort of pity for Danse...but still doesn’t refrain from making wise cracks as soon as he sees the amber eyed man. It was too irrisitable.

Piper:

“Mind if I borrow that for a sec?”

On the outside she seems to have no certain feelings on the topic, but on the inside she basically has lottery bells ringing. If you manage to have a terrible lapse in judgement and give it to her, expect it to be played over Diamond City radio at least once.

Preston:

“I-I’m, not sure what to say. Danse never struck me as the type..”

Honestly is so confused. He knew as soon as you started playing the holotape that is was Danse’s voice, but he still didn’t really believe it. Nonetheless, he still wouldn’t find any humor in messing with Danse about it.

X6-88:

“......Outstanding.” *smirk*

Words can do so much damage..that one word ended up getting X6 punched.

[fallout-drabbles-n-stuff]

Companions taking care of a sick sole

Cait:

“Can’t you just walk it off?”

She truly doesn’t mean anything by it but she is possibly the most ill equipped person to handle someone sick. She’s never had anyone to coddle, much less tend to her when she was sick so she didn’t really understand why you weren’t able to pick yourself up and carry on. So her initial reaction may hurt your feelings but don’t take it too personal. If it’s any consolation, once she thinks about it and takes note of your condition she’ll eventually at least try to help. Even if that “help” is not taking you out to the bar like you usually do. At least it was something.

Curie:

“Have no worries, this is what I’m trained to help with!”

Quite the opposite of cait! As she said, she was basically constructed to be able to handle things like this. And handle it she did. Before you knew what was happening you were wrapped up in a blanket burrito, being hand-fed some strange wasteland version of chicken noodle soup. Once you were resting, she took swab sample to figure out what ailed you and was quick to begin assembling the correct medicinal response.

Danse:

“I won’t lie, this is more of haylen’s skillset but I will do the best I can to make sure you recover.”

He hasn’t the slightest idea of what to do. If it’s something minor like a cold or allergies he isn’t as freaked out as though it was something a bit more major. Regardless of what ailed you, he’d try his level best to make you feel better. He holds himself completely responsible for your condition despite your protests, and..he will probably get himself sick from how much he cuddles you.

Deacon:

“Don’t sweat it, we’ll get you to carrington and if that doesn’t pan out- Tinker Tom here we come!”

He doesn’t even skip a beat, proceeding with you hand in hand to visit named people. Just pray carrington can whip up something quick.

Gage:

“Is it too bad you can’t even walk? I’m just kidding, I aint gonna be an ass about this. Take it easy for now boss.”

Gage would probably be a little disgruntled his badass overboss is currently coughing and sneezing like crazy but he understands that everyone gets sick. So, he’ll gather what limited supplies he can get and whip up a “raider remedy”, which if that doesn’t scare you I don’t know what does because it really should.

Hancock:

“We’ll get you just like new in no time. Just you wait.”

Of course he’s still pretty chill. Don’t get me wrong, he’s concerned for your well being but he’s optimistic that you’ll recover soon. In the meantime if you fancy chems as much as he does, he’ll administer some med-x and maybe some buff out to make you feel better.

Macready:

“I uh, I’ve got some snacks?”

Luckily he has a little bit of experience taking care of sick things because of Duncan. Trust me, the first few times his kid was sick Macready flipped his shit but thankfully he learned a couple remedies. So prepare yourself for mutfruit jelly sandwiches and constantly wearing a blanket around your shoulder.

Maxson:

“Take as long as you need to feel better soldier, cade will have some medication ready soon.”

Due to his work he probably won’t be able to dote on you as much as he’d like. However he’ll have a few trusted scribes to look after you after your evaluation with captain cade as he prescribes you medicine. That all being said, the second he can find a break you bet your ass he’s right there next to you. Nothing scares him more than the thought of losing the last person that loved him for who he was.

Nick:

“Don’t even think about going out in the wastes.”

Hope you like the agency because unless you convince nick that you’re almost completely well; it’s gonna be the only place you see for a while. Of course him and ellie will keep you company and tend to you though.

Old longfellow:

“Not feeling up to it cap’n? Well, nothing a good hot toddy can’t fix.”

You expect too much out of the old man if you think he won’t try to medicate you with alcohol. Well, he’ll also be sure to keep the fog condensers working at their peak and take it easy with you in his cabin. For once the two of you will just relax, eating mirelurk jerky and having a few too many hot toddies. So what if he isn’t sick? He’s still gonna drink some too.

Piper:

“Would you just sit down? I’ve got this.”

Much like Macready she has practice because of her taking care of a child. However unlike Mac, she has her stuff together more. So she’ll bug the shit out of the doctor in the marketplace until he comes in for a house visit at the publick occurrence. While you recover she makes it her mission to make you lay down and rest. She will kill you if you disobey.

Preston:

“It’s alright General, it happens to the best of us.”

He’s also one of the ones that you’d probably want to be in the care of. Despite having no medical training, he knows basic survival remedies from his time wondering around- plus the minutemen. If nothing else, he’s incredibly sweet and will do whatever you ask with not even the smallest trace of annoyance.

X6-88:

“Ma’am, why wouldn’t you say something earlier?”

He just can’t believe that you wouldnt tell him the second you had symptoms. Are you stupid? You both have the institue and it’s superior healthcare at your disposal. Come on..