#i talked wowo

[justvored]

Why does people sexualize so much the goth girls? Just tell them they are pretty.

[gregoftom]

BRO YOU CANT JUST DROP THE SPORUS ON ME OshpoqsjowdjojLhjflejclsjskjdsljdlskjdslkjdlskjd

[livlaughloveluke]

omgomg can you do a charlie bushnell x reader smau where they do a soft launch?

ᡣ𐭩 𝗶 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗶’𝗺 𝗳𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝗵𝗮

feminine reader x charlie bushnell smau

IN WHICH.. two famous pjo stars decide to make their relationship public

[a/n]- reader just plays an imaginary character in the first season, also request more smau’s i love them!

🎧- i know i’m funny haha by faye webster

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therealyn- beach trippp!

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diorgoodjohn- ok wow i don’t remember receiving invitation ?

↳ therealyn- i’m so sorry bae ilysm 💔

walkerscobell- you are NOT the son of poseidon lil bro 💀🔥

↳ therealyn- don’t make me get sally up in here

↳ walkerscobell- I WAS JOKING

user2- gorg

user6- holy shit she’s stunning

iamcharliebushnell- surprised you didn’t almost drown

↳ therealyn- THAT WAS ONE TIME.

↳ walkerscobell- hey why don’t I remember this so called “drowning”

↳ diorgoodjohn- i don’t remember this either 🤨

↳ therealyn- 🤫🧏‍♀️

user8- why is no one addressing the last pic

↳ user5- fr who is that

↳ user4- it’s probably charlie omg

↳ user3- can we let people be friends without automatically assuming they’re dating??

aryansimhadri- you’re my favorite castmate ❤️

↳ therealyn- awe you’re my fav too 💕

↳ walkerscobell- excuse me??

↳ diorgoodjohn- i thought you loved me yn 😔

↳ iamcharliebushnell- wait what

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therealyn- the big 🍎

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diorgoodjohn- i’m 😭 so 😭 happy 😭 for 😭 you 😭

walkerscobell- hey so you can’t just post this with no explanation

↳ therealyn- hey so actually i can

oliviarodrigo- i’m in love with you omg

↳ therealyn- omgomg i love you too

iamcharliebushnell- pretty cool post

↳ therealyn- pretty cool indeed

↳ walkerscobell- this feels oddly intimate

aryansimhadri- what’s goin on here 🤨

↳ therealyn- i’m in new york duh

leahsavajeffries- maybe reply to my texts instead of posting your (not so) mystery man 💕😄

↳ therealyn- i’m going to ignore that last part ☺️

user4- HA tagged user3

↳ user3- they haven’t confirmed anything 😒

iamcharliebushnell uploaded a new story!

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iamcharliebushnell- guess what

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walkerscobell- I KNEW IT

walkerscobell- GUYS I KNEW IT

walkerscobell- also that last photo is yucky 😀

↳ iamcharliebushnell- can’t you just be supportive

leahsavajeffries- so this is cool and all but i’d appreciate photo credits for the first one

↳ iamcharliebushnell- my dearest apologies i am greatly sorry

↳ leahsavajeffries- yeah you better be 💯💯

rickriordan- ❤️

↳ therealyn- 💕

↳ iamcharliebushnell- ❤️

diorgoodjohn- hey girly i know you don’t know me but…

↳ iamcharliebushnell- square up 🤺🤺

aryansimhadri- wowo so cutsies

↳ therealyn- so so cutsies

therealyn- who’s that gorgeous and funny and smart and sexy babe on the first slide 😍

↳ walkerscobell- someone’s humble

↳ therealyn- i was talking about charlie but okay

user4- I TOLD YOU tagged user3

↳ user3- i know i should be upset that i lost this argument and all but they are so cute

andrewalvarez- wow this is SO unexpected and I definitely did not know at all!

↳ walkerscobell- WHY DID HE KNOW BEFORE US

↳ iamcharliebushnell- he walked in on us 😔

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[revelboo]

Your writing is so evocative! I love your snippets so much!!!! And are you using Motion CIty Soundtrack song titles for their titles!?!?!?! Love that! I keep hearing parts of the songs while I read your works and wowo it’s perfect. Great band, great mood setting, great writing. Appreciate all you do for us robot fuckers.

!!!! They are Motion City Soundtrack song titles- usually whichever one I was listening to at the time. They were my go to back when I wrote on FFN, so I knew if I was going to start writing Transformers fanfiction again, their albums would be my soundtrack 😆

Where I Belong Pt 3

Bluestreak x Reader

• Coming online in degrees, there’s still pain, but it’s not crippling. Just a dull, insistent ache that grounds him and drags him the rest of the way to alertness. To that remembered fear. He almost sits up, but freezes when something small and warm shifts against the side of his helm. A warm spot that’s breathing softly. “Careful,” Ratchet calls out, leaning over him to curl his servos around that warmth and he almost reaches to stop the medic as he lifts his little human free breaking that contact. And making him vent sharply in protest. Dangling from Ratchet’s hand, you make a sleepy noise, before laying your head over on a servo.

• “They stayed,” he says, reaching out both hands cupped together. Needing to feel you in his hands, to know you’re really real. You didn’t leave him alone when he’d been scared. Had stayed with him. Ratchet vents softly in annoyance, lowering you into Bluestreak’s hands. He remembers the pain, curling his servos around you. Clinging to you. “Did I hurt them?” You’re so still in his hands, breathing but not moving.

• There’s voices around you and you press your cheek into the warmth cradling you. Just five more minutes. You’re so tired. You sat up watching over Bluestreak for so long as he ‘recharged’ according to the medic. Despite his assurances the other alien was fine, every time you’d closed your eyes you’d seen that one flickering blue eye. Heard that broken plea to not be left alone. That fear eating at you, hurting your heart. “Just exhausted,” mutters a gruff voice. The medic taking to someone.

• Warmth spreads through him as you curl yourself in his hands, trusting yourself to him. You must to have stayed with him. You’d taken care of him and he’s going to care for you, too. He runs a servo along your spine, something in him settling. You’d been alone too, hadn’t you? There hadn’t been any other humans around. Maybe lonely like he is. Though he never would admit it out loud. It sounds so silly to feel alone when there are so many other Autobots about. He knows he can be annoying. Ask too many questions, talks too much, but as he runs that servo over you, feeling your little heart beating, he knows he’s not going to let you go. Ever. Neither one of you will need to be lonely.

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[tup0ika]

Clone Wars characters as things I’ve heard people say

Pt.10

“Talking about peoples future working in a bowling alley” - Thire

“Holy you actually filled them in and payed attention,must have been a good day” - Fox

“You passing this course your commanders will be very impressed” - Alpha 17

“Holy crap balls” - Padme

“Mummy and daddy giraffes” - Hardcase

“I having a bad day and I’m going to murderer my” - Wolffe

“I disappreciate you” - Sinker

“Wowo we don’t call people turdnuggets” - Plo Koon

“I want to learn how to make crystal meth” - Jesse

“Rex do you want to know the three times I almost died today?” - Echo

“My knuckles are on crack” - Bly

“My lines are straighter than a gay person” - Ponds

“If I had 9 lives I would utilize one of them to kill myself in front of all of you” - Rex

“When a law bills a sign” - Fives

“It’s not mail man anymore it’s Amazon delivery man” - Anakin

“Don’t question the woman’s choices just help her find the daddy” - Ahsoka

“Honest to god” - Obi-Wan

“I keep thinking their jerseys say cocaine” - Quinlin Vos

“Back in my day we made posters out of cool aid man” - Yoda

“That’s kind of fruity in a straight way” - Cody

“I have it in the back of my head but I can’t get it to the tip of my tongue” - Tup

[exocynraku]

havent seen this blog since u were called sootslash wowo

whats your thoughts on…anime

and if you like it whats your fav

i cant remember anything about you other than you were a big halfjay fan sorry

LOL its okay!!!!!

i LOVE anime!!! though i surprisingly haven’t finished very many…

a bunch of my favs are nanbaka, chainsaw man (i have also read the whole manga), cowboy bebop, fate stay night & fate zero, one piece, space dandy & bungo stray dogs!

but my absolute SUPER FAV right now is SHANGRI LA FRONTIER!!!!! originally was told about it from a coworker, then caught up to where the anime was at and then…. binged the whole manga in a few days. its so so so so good and i’d def recommend for people who like video games, action but a less tense/stressful plot! i can also explain it/talk more about it if anyone is interested!!

[nortism]

doctor who liveblog pt 27

s5 ep4 the time of angels

- i personally would love to go to the biggest museum ever

- RIVER SONG!!

- great dress

- i knew the fuck ass noise was a mistake

- oh not the fucking angels again

- JUST LEAVE IT THERE

- AMY GET AWAY FROM THE SCREEN

- OH IT GOT OUT THE TV

- nah bc how are they gonna kill the angel bc last time they needed multiple

- very mysterious from river

- omg she’s got angel dust in her eye

- ohh they’re all weeping angels

- uh oh the dead guy’s talking

- NO AMY’S HAND

- it was just mind stone

- wowo cliffhanger

s5 ep5 flesh and stone

- i was too busy crocheting to liveblog but what in the ever loving fuck was that ending? moffat i am in your walls

- pretty fun episode but very much overshadowed by amy coming on to the doctor THE NIGHT BEFORE HER WEDDING?!

s5 ep6 the vampires of venice

- i’m very excited for there to be a vampire episode

- great outfit from signora

- oh they’re gonna eat her

- ohhh rory is so sweet i can’t do this

- hello doctor

- oh his t-shirt

- WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT BRO

- oh god is this couples counselling with the doctor??

- rory is very much taking this in his stride i’ve got to say

- not the hair ruffle, amy girl,,,,

- uh oh she got bitten

- OMG SHES TURNED INTO THE OTHER MOTHER FROM CORALINE

- the fucking cracks again

- saving the day with your mum jokes, what a man

- “careful” very helpful amy

- YES THEN AMY

- full time companion rory!!

- her boys !!

- i almost wanna say poly vibes but the last time i did that things ended badly so i won’t jinx it

- i really enjoyed that episode though it did have vampire aliens in medieval venice so i don’t think there was any universe in which i wouldn’t have enjoyed it

- what happened to isabella tho?? justice for my girl

s5 ep7 amy’s choice

- this is idilic as fuck

- oh fuck is she giving birth

- i hate hate hate his ponytail

- oh she’s fine

- the tardis!!

- right i’m a little confused

- oh it was all a dream

- collective dreammmm

- oh they’re back

- uh oh dead time machine

- who tf is that

- wait wasn’t he in sherlock?!

- uh oh eye mouth

- oh thank god he cut the fucking ponytail off

- that was crazy and i’m too tired to elaborate further

[claudiajcregg]

S5 Pregnancy AU - I’d love to hear about!

Welp, this is embarrassing – mostly because this has been sitting in my inbox for almost two weeks, and I kept saying “I need to write something up!” and then… I didn't. (Or rather, I did, then I forgot to post it.) Sorry for the wait, Lil! Thank you for asking <3 (I'll divide this up because I keep writing about the process and how it came to be, instead of any actual, interesting facts.)

I have talked about this one in the past though I don't have a tag for it. The gist is what it says… (Early) S5 but CJ is pregnant. I had this idea over a year ago when I hit mid/late S4 in my rewatch. I thought it'd be interesting to explore some of her disappointment at that time if you added an unexpected pregnancy to it, even if I had the idea before even getting there, lol. Think, the ending-ish of Han, or parts of Disaster Relief. (Both of which do feature! I surprisingly focus a lot on Disaster Relief.)

The thing with S5 is that the timeline is so weird, and I feel I've also created one that isn't entirely realistic but I think it works within the story. (IIRC, the season starts in “May” but also July, then the Shutdown is in November, lmao. A few of the episodes are sneaky two-parters that flow into each other… See 5-6, 7-8.) I've finally gotten out of the no-man's-land I wrote myself into and the next chapter or two, knowing myself, will deal with 7-8! There are a couple of scenes that should be fun to write! (There are so many details I want to mention that are technically spoilers for early twists…)

Every time I had the urge to write it, I'd edit whatever outline I was working in, and though I kept some details… my muse decided to make a big change early on that completely changed the fic's direction. That, and my inability to write anything succinctly. No reason why this story will cross the 100k barrier in a couple of chapters, tops. (It's sitting at 85k across 12 chapters. I think it'll be less than 20 chapters total. Hopefully.)

This might be too long to share snippets, but I've shared some either on the server or here, a couple of months ago.

For more irrelevant details on the “process”…

As I hinted at, I wrote an outline or two around this time last year, because I couldn't stop thinking about it. When I say outlines, it's a general path for the story to follow – ideas, suggestions of dialogue and/or scenes I write to myself; all focused around some sort of chapter structure. I find it much easier to write if I write down where a chapter might go, even if it's just a few lines saying “This happens → then this → finally this;” otherwise, it takes me months. Some would say that I should post it and get encouragement that way but… I hate being dependent on something I can control even less than my muse? That's not for me, thank you. Mad respect for those who work like that.

It was meant to be short – 1-2 “long” chapters per trimester, more if needed, but then interludes in between trimesters. It's not that. Most chapters currently cover 1-2 weeks, but there is not really a pattern. I was afraid of having a fic that would take over my life like the WOWO did three years ago… And it has, but I've also taken breaks and not felt too guilty about them. I definitely don't want this one to sit in my drive and have me wondering what to do with it.

(The novel, aka WOWO, aka IM AU (2021): 150k written in a little over five months, even with extended breaks over the summer. Still hits, even with all its crazy decisions, maybe because of them, but it's also been too long, and it will always remind me of someone who kinda hurt me. Attempts to replace those memories by sharing the story with others, trying to gather whether it's worth posting, have failed, lmao. One day! Maybe!)

But yeah. Uuuuuhhhh. As I've said… Twelve chapters in ten months, 85k words… It's still not done. In fact, I've repeatedly said I am unsure of how to end it (beyond the obvious), but I'd estimate it to be under 20 chapters. I'm not posting it anywhere yet because I want to be able to edit it as a whole and try to make it more consistent; to add little details as I come up with them. There's also the fact that I am not skilled enough to write a compelling story that mixes politics and emotion into something remotely engaging. As a result, the story's politics are very surface-level, and probably repetitive at points, but it's also true I've always been more interested and focused on the emotional journey and the relationship(s) at its center. (Which should surprise exactly no one who's ever read one of my stories.)

But, as critical as I might sound of myself here, I am having fun writing this and I'm committed to seeing it through. I just keep having ideas for stories down the line, putting actual show events through a 'but she also has a kid' perspective.

[richtofens-hips]

I demand more Tank Dempsey. Yall need to pick up the pace and PRODUCE or else I WILL go feral

Yes, I'm talking to you Codz community and fandom because yall are the only ones carrying this mf fandom and so do I so yall better stop slacking before I get handsy

That man is my serotonin

I've read every fanfic about him, read his wiki page, watched every edit, looked at every piece of fanart of him

I cannot be stopped. That man is the daddy to my mommy do you understand me?

Idk who the founder of this fandom is but guess what? I am now I take over said position

I need that cute mf American Marine in my life or I will evaporate thanos snap style

Enjoy my lil rant bc I'm sure to rant more later on because I AM IN SUCH A MOOOOD

ahha im feeling silly and now I need my man before I collapse and mold into the ground 😊

AND I CANT EVEN DRAW HIM BECAUSE I GET BANNED FROM DRAWING BC MY MOM SAYS ITS BAD FOR MY EYES

IM BLIND WELL NOT BLIND BLIND BUT NEAR SIGHTED BUT IDCCCCCC

HAHAHAHAHAHA HELP IM HAVING A MOMENT

Tmrw I'll probably be more straight minded or whatever but now I am not pls this is what happens when I just pew

I get too chaotic and now my brain cannot process and yippee wowo chaotic's brain just melted because she is losing all her braincellssssss

Hahahahahahhaaha whoops

[tinogiehd]

hand to god this is what convinces me. not that dream hasn't been toiling in the dnf is real mines for a century but george being the one to put "cute date" is such a tongue in fucking cheek way to say it without saying it. it's so GEORGE. also ummm can we not talk about the puppy filter he added pleake

llike I'll be so fucking real that's what shocked me the most I don't think I expected it from george so soon like wow I knew that idiot was in love but Wowo

[witch-hazels-musings]

I just saw that you also did a face reveal, and just wanted to say you look so pretty! And in celebration of your birthday/face reveal/12k followers, I have a little fic that just came to me lol

- Anon 🌠

Another April shower rained down on Mondstadt. While the nation was known for its delightful weather and great wine, one thing that was usually forgotten was that the grapes that make said wine needed water.

But today the clouds that left the sky a gloomy gray were nothing but a source of glee for Diluc. It was only a few weeks ago he found out about your birthday. While his birthday wasn't one that he usually celebrated now, he still wanted to make sure you understand the value he places on your birthday. Everyday you light up his world, so of course he would treat the day you came into the world with care.

Diluc peered outside the window to a small area nearby. He placed a watchful eye on the roses he planted. Roses just for you. Roses that he took over an hour awkwardly talking to Flora about. Roses that he took practically perfect care of. Roses that were meant to show all the love he held for you.

And tomorrow would be the day. The day he carefully snipped the flowers that were that held the most velvety red. The day he would take them to Flora to add more flowers, perfectly pink carnations and elegant, white tulips. Flowers that he had learned, over that talk with the young flower shop owner, were perfect for symbolizing his love.

...

"Ah, Hazel. May I quickly take a moment of your time? I just wanted to wish you a very happy birthday. I have some flowers for you."

"Hazel, I will love you as long as these flowers last. And I may or may have not grown those roses with a special charm on them. I hope this day is filled with lots of joy.

...

Even as the other flowers wilted, you found the roses to be as beautiful and as red as the day you were given them. Next time you go to visit Diluc you can find a pressed rose next to the weird vase that he keeps near the entrance of the manor.

WOWO thank you 🌠!!!

what a sweet gift and the thought of Diluc obsessing over flowers and WHAT making the roses last forever so his love doesn't fade >< >< HE WOULD DO THAT !!

thank you for the story! its so adorable I love ittttt <3

[barbiegirldream]

waittt I think I know the random merlin gif maker that blocked you because there was some weird dream anti you talked about (I think their name started with an A am not sure tho) and I went to block them and then realised that their main was a merlin blog that I followed lmao

this is kind of breath taking wowo

[the-exhausted-xexandaler]

“So then I found the unicorn but then I touched it and then it turned black and grew another horn like ‘shloom’ right out of his head! It was super cool! And then I brought it back to my papa and he was-“

On and on Becky went, talking up a storm in the desguise we made for her as ‘Dark Magicoria’. A simple name, but not terrible given how little time we had for the plan. Honestly, I Gregorionus, third in line for the throne of the Third Ring of Hell, am currently transmogrified into a serpent resting around her shoulders waiting to see if Perception magics really can outdo the recognition blocking ability of Magicoria or ‘Magical Girls’ as humans nowadays call them.

“Oh! And then there’s that time I caught an absolutely humongous fish! It was like the size of Uncle Gregor huge! Super cool!! And it had horns and really sharp teeth and was super long and wiggly like ‘wowo-wowowo-wowowo-wo’ y’know?”

Becky sadly isn’t the best at being concise, but she has guaranteed me that this girl Georgia or whatever is one of the Magicorians that are currently in the world. Now I have never been a violent demon. Far from it, I am much more the inquisitive type if I do say so myself. And if this girl really is Magical Star or one of her companions (Becky never said which of the girls she was), than I can attempt my perception magic to see i-

“Release that girl rotten scoundrel!” Exclaimed a youthful voice out of sight. I know that voice anywhere after having to study her and her cohorts for the lesson I was giving Becky on Magicoria earlier.

“For those who hide in the shadows, know that the light shines brightest at night! I am… Magical Star!” Okay, so that knocks one of the five off the list. The leader in pink, Magical Star with her power to deal the finishing blow on any with evil intentions. Let me see…

“When the night calls, so to does the beast that hunts the Darkness! Claw Star is on the prowl!” Ah the red one Claw Star. She’s the one who’s the least magical girl of them all, instead being more like a therianthrope. Maybe she has a bit of werewolf in her genetics?

“The roaring waves shall clense the world of your sinful nature. And I Ocean Star shall see that you are washed away!” The blue calm one that looks like what I believe is a ‘priestess’ in the East, Ocean Star. Rumor is that she’s actually from Asia, but of course with recognition inhibitors you can never tell until they turn back. Her specialty is long ranged attacks.

“Silent Star is reporting for duty… Let’s get this done so I can get to sleep...” The green Silent Star, the one who is probably more relaxed than any of the group. Well… maybe more lethargic would be a better term. Like with Ocean Star she’s more of a distance fighter, but she seems more like the mages I’m used to what with that crooked looking staff of hers. I hear she also has an alternate form to become a ninja, but that’s up for debate whether that girl and this one are the same.

Let me see, that’s the leader Magical, the hot headed beast Claw, the cool headed Ocean and the sleepy Silent. That’s four, so if there isn’t a fifth that pops up.

“-and then I brought my friend Diana oh you’re going to love her! She’s super like nice and cool but she’s got a deep dark backstory and stuff about being abandoned by the world and wanting to sell her soul but would you believe she sold it to Uncle Gregors fam? Crazy right! Oh right I got off topic. I was about to tell more abiut the two horned unicorn!”

No other interruptions means that this girl Georgie or Greagory or whatever (if Becky is to be believed) is Smash Star, the Yellow grappler and tank of the team who uses her gauntlets to block attacks and smack right back.

… now only if Becky would focus long enough to notice the Magicoria.

…

“Um… hello? Are you paying attention” asks Magical Star as Becky continues rambling on about how she inadvertently corrupted a unicorn into a Bicorn and made it one of her familiars along with the sea serpent she mentioned earlier and… Lord Satan below she has to many ‘friends’ to count.

“And I’m also friends with a monkey and a piggy and a chicken with a snake for a tail and a big frog! Like HUGE! Like belly flop makes tidal wave huge!”

Honestly this is one of her best and worst traits. Once Becky starts rambling, she just can’t stop herself.

Silent Star begins walking up slowly to the table we have Geo… oh fuck it… who I can only assume to be Smash Star bound to by a weak dark leash I made to test her purity power. “Hey Georgina… Are you okay?” she whispers.

“Yes! Just get me outta here Sarah. That girl’s been monologuing for the past half an hour and I really need the bathroom!” Smash Star hisses quietly.

Know what? I’m just gonna cut out the ‘Star’ part. It’s starting to make me sick thinking of the word so much.

“… Okay… hold still…” she drulls.

Honestly I was expecting this to happen. We’re not after her or her friends or anything. Just information today.

I slither off Becky’s shoulders as Silent undoes the bindings as the other girls flitter down. “Hey G. You good girl?” Claw says in her usual boisterous voice. I’m not surprised that Becky isn’t paying attention. She’s a one track mind traveling in every direction motion is possible.

“Gerogina, we were super worried about you when you disappeared after Karaoke.” Ocean says with a sigh as she wafts a healing light over Smash. Not that she needed it. Again we haven’t even touched her past bringing her to this undisclosed location.

“Yeah I’m fine, but can we hurry this up? I really gotta take a piss!” Exclaims Smash as the rest of the girls back away. She pulls out one of those compacts that women like to carry with them so they can ‘touch up’ their makeup I think is the phrase? Anyways, a warm yellow light like shining gold bursts forth. Let’s see… timer is set.

“And did I mention that I also once caught this humongous fish? Like the size of Uncle Gregor it was crazy! But I made them my friend even though they were super wiggly and-“

The transformation ends with a young girl in light armor appears where the girl had been. “When the going gets tough, get outta the way! Smash Star is here to bring you down!” Predominately yellow color… yup. That’s Smash alright.

Now let’s see.

By my powers of sight, bless me to power to see what cannot be seen… Perception!

The fuzz over the girls appearances begins to fade, and amazingly enough there she is. The very girl Becky and I kidnapped for this experiment.

Hmm? Why did I slither off Becky’s shoulders? I’m not about to let her get clobbered by the Magicoria. I’ve been drawing up a teleportation circle in the time that everyone’s been distracted with one thing or another. I know I don’t have to use a circle anymore, but I don’t want the Magicoria to know the origins of Becky’s powers.

Before the five girls could begin to whalop my protégé, I give them a bow which honestly seems to surprise them.

“Thank you ladiessssss. Thisss ssstudy wasss very much a with while ssssidessssshow. The ressstroom iss on the left if you ssstill need it.” I decided to add a little je ne sais quoi by soeaking like what humans assume a talking snake would talk like. “I very much apologize for the ssstressssss that we have put you under. We sshall retreat today. Pleassse have a pleasssant resssst of your evening.” I say as I light up the teleport.

Finally Becky seems to notice things happening around us. “Huh? A teleport circle? Why is this here? H-hey wait Uncle Gregor! I haven’t tickled her till she peed her pants yet! I told you that I wanted to try that and Ooo! Candy!” I throw the girl a Soul Bar to placate her endless complaints. She’ll forget about this by the time I get her home.

“Until then Sssuper Ssstarsss, ssstay sssafe.”

And thus we teleport away.

.

..

…

(POV Magic Star)

And they just… vanished? They kidnapped Georgina and then… Poof? No battle? No explosion? No ‘Curse you Super Stars’? Nothing?

Why does this feel so anticlimactic?

“Huh? What’s wrong Luna?” Asks Carey as we wind down from the fight.

“Oh… I’m just wondering what the point of kidnapping Georgina was even about? Did they actually just want to test us, or was that weird girl being serious about tickling Georgina till she wets herself?”

“Ah who cares! That ramblr ran off with her tail between her legs. I say good riddance! Didn look like she’d be mucha fight anywho.” Carey says with her famous smirk. I’m sure if her fanclub could see it now all those girls would blush hard.

“Well at the very least Georgina is unharmed. I don’t even think there was a need for me to use my magic to heal her to be honest.” Claims Michiko, and she had a point. Georgina didn’t even seem hurt. A little frustrated, but that was likely because she needed to use the restroom. Actually…

“Wait a minute… where is Geor-“ I begin before I hear a flush and sigh of relief.

“Oh man! I was holding that piss in ever since we were at the Karaoke place. Thank fuck I was able to get it out.” Georgina said. It seems no amount of abduction or trial will stop that potty mouth of hers.

“… Language… this is a kids show…” and of course our lovely Sarah finally joins in. Looks like she’s about to fall asleep again.

I giggle. “I’m just happy that you’re safe and sound Georgina.”

“You’re telling me. That bitch Dark Magicoria just wouldn’t shut up! It was all ‘two horned unicorn this’ and ‘Uncle Gregor’ that. Do you know how many times she told that stupid giant slithery fish story? 8 times until you girls got here to rescue me… 8!” Georgina rants. I mean I’m sure that the only one of us who wouldn’t be aggravated would be Michiko, and that’s by a small margine.

“Did you say Magicoria? That’s the old name for ‘Magical Girls’. Nobody has called them that in thousands of years.” Calls out our ever fluffy mascot and companion Sugar Star.

Michiko raises an eyebrow. “Do you mean that whoever she was is that much older than she appears? Or are you implying…”

Sugar Star nods. “Yeah. I think she might be getting help from something far more powerful than you girls have ever faced before. Like that red and black snake. I haven’t been in this realm long enough to say for certain, but from what I understand, snakes don’t just talk right?”

We all gulp.

“I’m just worried that we might not be enough this time.”

I shake my head. “No way! We can definitely take them on!” I call out.

“Luna?”

“We are the Super Stars! Together we make the shadows run for the hills!”

The others pause for a moment. But one by one they raise their own voices.

Carla. “Heck ya girl! We’re gonna show that Dark Magiwhatever what it means to bare fangs against us!”

Michiko. “I agree. I’m already in this group, so I might as well see this endeavor through.”

Georgina. “I gotta pay back that bitch for nearly embarrassing me im front of you all! I ain’t going nowhere!”

Sarah. “… as long as it doesn’t interfere with my sleep, I’m okay with helping a friend in need…”

“That’s it girls! Because together, who are we?!” I shout in a battle cry.

“““““WE’RE THE SUPER STARS!!!”””””

“That’s my squad! Now let’s get ourselves home before your parents get worried sick about you.” Sugar Star says as she ushers us out of the abandoned supermarket wr found ourselves in… but there’s still a lot of questions unanswered.

Who was that ‘Dark Magicoria’? And where did she come from? Who is this ‘Uncle Gregor’ she was talking about? And that Snake… what did it mean by ‘test’? Something just doesn’t feel right here… almost like this is a story of jumbled pieces.

Nah I’m probably overthinking things. I have to get home soon though. It’s spaghetti night and I’m not gonna let my big sister Diana hog all the meatballs this time.

A supervillain known for going on tangents during a monologue has captured the hero. The hero broke free of the restraints a while ago but pretends to remain captured to see how off topic the supervillain will get.

[wammbam]

#4, 13, and 20 for the AEW ask meme?

4. you are given the chance to trade one person on the roster for a wrestler from any other promotion, who would you trade and who would take?

okay so i really only know the aew and wwe roster, so thats what im going to pull from

not that i don't thoroughly enjoy the things danhausen has done with aew or think that he doesn't fit in aew, because I DO I MISS HIM ON TV, but the creepiness of a very nice very evil cult leader after monies and teeth would be very interesting to see with how wwe handles creepy crawly characters. im thinking thinking bray wyatt, im thinking what they are doing with bo dallas, im thinking joe gasey and his straightjacket, im thinking really great character work with the fiend during the pandemic- im not saying this is the same way i would want danhausen's character handled, but just that if they listen to him and maybe put him on tv in a ring i would be interested to see if he would want to go more evil horrorhausen

i would take kevin and put him in aew, it honestly really think his style of wrestling and the way he shines in promos lends itself to aew a lot better. also idk if wwe will ever allow blading again and i think if i dont see kevin with a red mask again i will die- also it would be interesting to see him interact with a lot of people he did in ring of honor and such, just great wrestlers we haven't see him in the ring with in a while? new people? someone who isn't logan paul??

13. favorite ladies on the roster?

kinda in love with willow and toni, not gonna lie. i really love willows gear and the way she handles herself in the ring. toni is just doing amazing character work rn and the lead up to her and deonna's match at revolution has been some of my fav stuff from her. also her and mariah are making a really funny duo and it could be cool to see where creative is gonna take the two of them and their very very strange 'mentorship'? have i talked about toni on commontary? i haven't? this woman shoudl narrate documentaries, she puts Such a spin on things i love her

20. one of your favorite feuds from last year and why?

okay so i only really started watching aew in september? of last year? i think? HOWEVER by the time i was Really into it, the continental classic was in full wing and i fucking loved bryan and eddie- fucking loved that shit. want them to continue the whole 'youre nothing to me but a bum' and the 'respect is something you're never gonna get from me' and the whole 'you want me to fuck you so much it makes you look stupid' that like permeated every interaction they had

ALSO the lingering bryan danny stuff during it all was GREAT thought i was gonna die when danny came out in trunks just for bryan and then bryan fucking comparing danny to his kids wowo all of that was great.

[go-l-die]

THE FALL

wowo i really love my ocs huh

if i could i would be talking about them nonstop fr, just waiting for the chance!

[hanasnx]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

“as many times as you want,”

BFABDLSBODBDKDNDK

i listened to the full audio & when they said “cuddlefuck” talking about cuddling close and fucking while they did 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫idk why it had be soooo woozyyy ,,my cooch felt that

eeeeeeee donnie is the 👑 at finding these audios that make me so fuckingnfnfmf hot & bothered bcos they rly do sound like anakin!!!!! aaaaa i never hear enough about aotc!anakin and hearing this audio sound like him being all subby and timid but eager iiiiiiii ofmdngmdnfdjdnf qow. wow. wowo.

2. "let me get harder inside you,"

This audio sounds like sneaking into Anakin's room at night and having to keep your voices down so you don't wake anyone and get caught.

I picture AOTC Anakin, or maybe freshly knighted Ani. There's just something gentle, and eager about this Audio, it's real sweet.

Make sure you check out the original audio by Roguestones! It's way longer and he's a really good VA

Masterlist 👑