#i take my job as a pnat fan very seriously

[glitterobsessive]

the ultimate paranatural theory of ever: death cult sesame street

aka why razor rex is connected to shred eagle — aka the crack theory that regretfully made more sense the more i thought about it.

1. the names! shred eagle and razor rex both follow the naming convention of (skating related word) + (animal).

yes i am taking rex as short for t-rex, and yes this means razor is as in razor scooter. a fitting namesake for a deity of death

2. the horrific deaths! dimitri’s POV this chapter included this little excerpt:

whether the death cult caused this incident or was formed because of it is anyone’s guess. either way horrible deaths -> death cult is a very easy connection to make.

reminding the audience about shred eagle by bringing him up again would also be smart from a writing standpoint if he ends up being plot relevant

3. public access educational television! a lot of razor rex’s lackeys match that vibe. fitting for parkour sesame street

- baxter and coach are both school teachers. yay education!

- mr sun. happiness sing song spirit, basically elmo but round.

-death cultists love math

- ….i’ll be honest this kind of falls apart for the fortune teller cultist and the trophy lazer goblin (The Mandrake). i feel like mandrake could be a muppet guy under the cloak? but let’s be real that doesn’t count as evidence

4. it would be funny