#i swear the closest thing to illegal i've done is testing out chinese water torture on my friend but we were both twelve and in my defense
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trying to reheat leftovers is like creating a bomb. you gotta be very percise, down to the millisecond, or it's not gonna be right.
#i just want to eat my goddamn see-ew noodles but I SWEAR the microwave has a personal vendetta against them#also worth noting i don't have experience with making bombs#please don't report me#i swear the closest thing to illegal i've done is testing out chinese water torture on my friend but we were both twelve and in my defense#he agreed to it
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