#i swear if this doesn't make afo go kill it with fire then i have failed

[boss-the-goofball]

Ok ok I decided to do it

1- Green

2- Unfortunately yes. Got it from my mom

3- Why genetically engineer a child to look like a replacement of your little brother when you could ask the child what they want to look like. Even then, hair dye is a thing. There’s no need for drastic measures, or maybe you could genetically engineer yourself so you’re more likely to produce a child who looks like Yoichi.

4- I’d rather tell the child that a tracking device is being put on them purely for their safety if we were to live in a rough neighborhood where kidnappings could be an issue. But if the neighborhood is nice with zero villain attacks then what’s the point?

5- Fuck no. I love my job, you can be a stay at home villain parent.

6- I actually prefer adoption over carrying a child.

7- I accidentally gave my sister a major allergic reaction to my cooking once because I didn’t know she was allergic to oysters. You’re free to risk it though. I can bake cookies though!

8- If the story is good enough then I’ll finish it, but most of the time I lose interest in the middle and just forget about it. Or I get distracted.

9- Bowties are a yes, neckties are eh. I’d actually rather be the one wearing the tie though.

10- I don’t read enough comics to know who those two are. Aren’t they a married couple or something?

11- Nah, loving your family is an obligation after all. But then comes the question of if it’s possible to like your family too much....

12- Sure, provided they can get good homes at the end of it all.

13- All Might? More like Daddy-

14- I prefer curly hair

15- Bank vaults would be nice to store valuable items...and to also throw deadbeat husbands into.

16- I give it a 8.5; flawed, but better than the alternative

17- B. Not necessarily bad between consenting adults but both parties should be wary of a potential power imbalance

18- It depends. If the child doesn’t have the right tools to be a Pro Hero then I would find a way to gently dissuade them and instead try to point them in a direction where they can still help support Heroes or even try to improve on the flaws of Hero Society. If they do have the right tools for it then I don’t see why not

19- None of the above. Discipline is key, but I’d prefer not to raise a hand on a child. But throwing a child into a vault is too extreme. Plus it’s very possible that this hypothetical child could have gotten it from their deadbeat villain father, which in that case! Into the vault you go father of the child!

20- Richard Cranium. Nah, Yoichi is a fine name.

21- Honestly I’d probably just fall asleep during the entire rant, and once I’m asleep it’s hard to wake me up. But if you do wake me up then your ass is out of the house.

22- Hot

23- If he doesn’t let me take an administrative position then I’m calling the police after fleeing the country.

24- I can wear black, but I have to have at least one other color mixed in. Like yellow, red, or blue.

25- Option A unless you make more money alive than dead, and even then I make a decent paycheck so I probably won’t need you after you die. Especially if I take that administrative role in your organization....

26- Nope.

Since the All for One in Walk A Mile Another Shoes is single, do you think I have a chance of getting him to marry me? (I can cook just as good as Inko btw)

Actually, yes, "Walk a Mile in Another's Shoes" is single and seeking a partner to be his baby incubator/child minder for a replacement Yoichi. He would like you to fill out the following questionnaire and get back to him.

What color are your eyes? (Green is preferred in order to produce a child with green eyes. Do not try to trick him with contact lenses. He will check.)

Do you have a fertile womb? If not, will you let Dr. Garaki experiment on you for the sake of producing a child between you and All for One to be a replacement Yoichi? The good doctor is confident in his abilities to create a child with the genetics of any two people regardless of their gender assigned at birth.

What are your feelings on genetically engineering a child to look like Yoichi? It would not be necessary for you to have green eyes if you are willing to genetically engineer eye color.

What is your policy on tracking devices and cameras planted on unknowing children?

Are you willing to be a stay-at-home parent to support a career-oriented villain?

It is currently unknown to "Walk a Mile in Another's Shoes" All for One if there is a vestige of Yoichi inside One for All. However, All for One has plans to resurrect his brother using a Nomu, clone, or preserved corpse as a mainframe and the memories inside One for All. If he succeeds, then would you be open to adoption? Additional biological children could be discussed between the two of you. All for One would not be adverse to a biological child with you so he could finally have a family member join his evil empire, but he would also be willing to stick to one child if you prefer to focus on brainwashing Yoichi.

Excellent cooking is a huge plus. Can you cook both Japanese and Western meals?

Do you prefer to finish stories or always stop before the last chapter/episode?

Do men look better wearing ties?

Who is better, the Demon King or Captain Hero?

Is it possible to love your family too much?

Are you willing to temporarily look after any orphans that All for One might kidnap? They will not impose on you for long before being moved to the orphanage or turned into Nomu, and you are welcome to kill them if they get on your nerves. Except for Tenko Shimura, who is important to All for One's plans and thus must be kept alive.

What are your opinions on the blond oaf, also known as All Might?

What are your opinions on people with spikey hair?

The ideal home should contain: A. No bank vaults; B. One large bank vault in the basement; C. As many bank vaults as possible.

How would you rate hero society on a scale of one to ten, with one being a crumbling failed relic and ten being mindless All Might worship?

Do you believe that relationships with age gaps of more than a century are: A. Creepy; B. Not necessarily bad between consenting adults but both parties should be wary of a potential power imbalance; or C. The younger person should unconditionally obey the older one, who is much wiser.

If your future child wanted to become a hero, then would you: A. Support their dreams; B. Gently attempt to dissuade them; or C. Stick them in a bank vault?

Children should be disciplined: A. Very harshly with physical violence; B. I don't believe in any discipline, spoil them rotten; C. Vaulting is always the solution.

Which of the following is the best name for your future baby: A. Yoichi; B. Yoichi; or C. Yoichi.

If All for One started trash-talking All Might for two or more hours in a moment of postcoital bliss, would you: A. Put on your clothes and leave; B. Make him sleep on the sofa; or C. Enthusiastically join in?

Quirks in bed: hot or squicky?

If you discovered that your husband is a supervillain would you: A. Call the Police; B. Flee; or C. Support his world domination efforts?

If you selected option C, then do you look good wearing black as potential dark consort to the Emperor of the World?

Marriage should be: A. Until death do us part; or B. If your loved one dies, then resurrect them from the dead.

Optional: you may attach an essay describing why you love All for One.

...Seriously, Anon, don't do it. No amount of money is worth this walking red flag factory.

[pocketramblr]

Ask Game: Manuel brutally but accidentally kills All For One for good.

You have clocked my niche perfectly

1- "how the heck does that happen" well, during the Hosu chaos when it's all going very badly, another hero (mostly underestimating how much an asset Manual the Water Guy is at fighting fires) tells him to focus on finding his student and getting Izuku evacuated. Obviously Izuku will not evacuate, but he will get Manual to Tenya faster. So now there's two teenagers and the most chill pro hero in an alleyway fighting Stain, while Tomura and Kurogiri watch. And Tomura "fan of heroes with no merch" either recognizes Manual and knows he doesn't want to risk an actual pro ruining his fun with Stain, or doesn't recognize him and finds that even more suspicious as he has no clue what power level this npc is at. So while Manuel is trying to first aid Tenya and Native (oh yeah I guess there's a second pro in the alley too lol) while Izuku keeps Stain occupied and gets backup, he's also trying to figure out the Nomu thing. And then kurogiri appears, and Tenya yells because he recognizes him, but he can't move to shove Manual out of the way of the warp.

2- Manual is dropped in a very spooky lab with more nomu and some faceless creep on a throne. Manual does not judge the faceless thing, whatever some people look different. He does, however, Judge His Vibe. This guy clocked murderous intent from a teenager he barely saw on tv before it even happened, he Just Knows this guy is bad news. And in charge of the LoV, clearly, since Shigaraki didn't make sense as a leader and Stain just seemed mad about it. But Manual is also careful, and does not act on his vibe checks without further investigation. So he asks the suited creep "oh my god, are you the one that made the Nomu? Like the villain factory five years ago?" And AfO is just so pleased to be recognized as such a threat and confirms this, wondering what quirk he's about to steal from Manual.

And then Manual uses his quirk, and well, there's a lot of water in the Nomu labs. In the Nomu tanks. Running through the building, through AfO's medical equipment.

A lot of water.

3- Without the life-support equipment and half drowned, it is really really easy for Manual to hit him on the back of the head with a broken bit of pipe. This was not supposed to kill him- Manual saw a shape moving and thought it would not do much against a nomu, plus AfO is supposed to have a million quirks but- ah well. He's super dead now. And Manual is also surrounded by half finished nomu, also fairly dead now. And he's got to find the exit.

4- when Manual radios in that he's been warped under the Jakku hospital during the league attack in Hosu and he needs hero backup, now, he didn't expect all the backup he'd get. But all the heroes in Jakku were watching the news in Hosu and feeling useless, so they rush over and well. There's not much for them to do but cleanup nomu stuff and file reports. Manual appreciates the support anyway. And the blanket a nurse got him, and a coffee. And that everyone lets him focus on updates from Hosu, almost dropping his phone in relief that Stain has been taken in and the three -why are there three? There were two when he left!- teenagers are fine. The heroes offer to get him a ride to Hosu asap, but Manual stands up, pauses, and goes "wait, what about the mole? AfO had to have people working for him in this hospital to keep a lab like that under cover, right?"

5- with that terrifying thought, the Jakku heroes rush him out faster so they can figure that out, and Manual is on a train to Hosu. Once he gets closer to the city and two train switches later, he finds himself alone in the car with a tall, thin blond man. He knows the guy has to have some hero connection, because they were literally the only two people allowed on this train right now but he does not expect the guy to take a phone call, anxiously ask about a kid, get cut off, start swearing profusely in English, and then repeat "All For One? Are you sure????" about a dozen times before demanding around the clock watch until he can get there, and hanging up. The guy goes "Manual, huh?"

Manual looks up and answers, thinking he's being addressed, and the blond guy realizes it's him, and suddenly he's All Might and All Might is thanking Manual, bowing low. And that's just too much for Manual after the stressful week he's had. He passes out.