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#5

So anyway, I can't wait for Grian to abandon this child

Like can you imagine

You get kidnapped from you dads by your short dad from another dimension who drove other you insane and abandoned on another world to rot in a fake reality, so you can be used as a way to cure his boredom?

Like even for Grian, that is fucked up.

87 notes - Posted August 22, 2022

#4

Okay so been rewatching dhmis again as I should be in my free time.

And I think red guy represents yellow guys shy older brother before the house/car thing happened. This one is just a hunch based off of the end of episode 3 where red calls yellow "brother" And just his general vibes.

Also, red guy being the oldest child in an abusive household makes sense to me. Red guy sees what's happening with the family dynamic turning them against each other while also forcing them together I. Repeating conflicts with no escape is kind of relatable with that. Maybe I'm just pprojecting.

Makes Lesley's line about them always returning back home in the end very extra fucked up.

Roy is the abusive father clearly. And Lesley is the micromanaging mom. I don't know if she is also abusive or just enables Roy but she's definitely complacent. The doll house thing, the deciding what they learn and how they act, the whole making the family into a production funded by asshole Roy is something a mom in denial of how awful her life is would do.

Not that I've seen it in action.

Duck is definitely the dog mashed together with an older relative probably a grandfather. In the second episode the lamp mentions how sometimes people believe that people get reincarnated as their favorite animal, the grandfather could have loved the family pet a lot. I am hypothesizing the existence of a grandfather due to all the references to a military past for duck and how he's always in a rocking chair. We also always see duck as the one who is constantly being replaced which is common for pets especially for the ones of small children.

Yellow guy being a representation for Lesley's dead son is the one that makes the most sense to me based off the evidence. If you have a better theory please present evidence and talk me up.

I noticed that the agreed upon symbols that are the characters each have a stylized drawing of each of them included in the squiggles and I think that's pretty cool.

Red guy is yellow guys brother is probably adopted.

Roy is probably neglectful if not abusive and I think he was taking care of duck as a pet when he died of dehydration/"forgetting" to drink water. Grolton kinda looks like roy and grolton refused to give hovris any water in episode 4 when he needs to get to his dental appointment for his gum disease, which we also see Roy in disguise with absolutely terrible gums.

I need to go through everything grolton and hovris appearance to figure out any possible theory clues.

If it's not clear I'm dumping things here

I don't know if I put this idea on tumblr but Lesley was probably drunk when she ran over her son. Actually I think I did put it here. Anyway I think she probably started drinking because of either grief of grandpa dying, grief from her first son drowning, or just self medicating from Roy's bull shit.

Maybe red guy is an uncle.

I stopped watching the episodes and started watching bo Burnham and the theories are fading.

Fuck

Yeah I guess I'm done for now

Bye

137 notes - Posted October 14, 2022

#3

I made a Survey For you Hermitblr!

PLease take it!

I'll be accepting until like, september I thinks.

176 notes - Posted August 14, 2022

#2

Son of a Goat mother

272 notes - Posted August 18, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I love that the pics of Joe post beard shave taken by fans make him look all suave and cool

and then we have the pic Joe posts of himself on twitter

He knows his vibe

389 notes - Posted October 24, 2022

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My Game Awards thoughts

I'm not going to cover everything that happened but I am going to go over some news breaks, my thoughts on the ceremony as a whole, some announcements we got/ ones we didn't, and maybe some "entitled gamer rage" just cause I can.

results for the awards here

The Xbox Series X announcement was unexpected but it is a nice jab from Microsoft to get the idea of the console in the minds of people even if it's just the physical look alongside what I can only assume was supposed to display its power and graphic fidelity. The ball is in Sony's court, I can't wait to see what they come up with. I suspect E3 2020 will be when we get something similar to what Microsoft did but maybe even bigger since they've had the time to work on it by then.  

Let's stay on Microsoft for a minute cause that Senua's Saga: Hellblade 2 trailer was... a trip. If Microsoft keeps this up I'm definitely going to have a difficult choice to make come holiday 2020. The tone and visuals of the trailer as a whole are disturbing and gorgeous all at the same time. I was captivated the entire time and love the more psychological/mythological mesh they're really diving into. I literally had to go and watch it before I moved on to other topics while writing this.

That shark game Man Eater got another trailer, I am kind of surprised that hasn't come out yet. Not hyped or anything but I mean it does look like fun the way Untitled Goose Game does. Woooah here she comes (sorry couldn't help myself).

No More Heroes 3 coming out with the big weird trailer. Seriously I was so intrigued and caught off-guard. Touche Nintendo, every day you bring me closer to getting a Switch. Bastards.

GodFall a self-proclaimed "slasher-looter" action rpg by Gearbox Productions dropped a vague, but beautiful, cinematic teaser. It also subtly drops that it will come to PS5 and PC. This is the first mention/marketing for the PS5 at all, and it's through a short CGI trailer that tells us nothing. Weird.

Ghost of Tsushima got a great cinematic/ gameplay trailer that was teased at the State of Play event Sony just had. It was entertaining and gorgeous but I need more gameplay, still very interested.

Sons of the Forest This is interesting because it appears to be a very interesting step forward after The Forest's 2014 release. Definitely leaning into the blend of mysticism and body horror with the new trailer emphasizing on a sexually confusing four-legged woman and several fleshy faceless husks clearly intended to be enemies. I gotta try The Forest especially if this one fulfills the fantastical horror it advertises.

Control not only won Best Art Direction and was nominated for many more awards, but they also dropped new content. Bless. Expeditions are a new repeatable mission type that sends you into a Jukebox (if you've played it you'll bear with me here) where you can get new and high-grade mods as well as an outfit. This requires you to scavenge the world for the coins that get you into the...Jukebox...world place. The rewards seem meager, like what is going to keep me coming once I beat the highest tier and get the outfit? That said, it's a nice reason to pop Control back in and boy is it nice, even better with the patches that improve performance and finally let the game flow the way it's supposed to. I wish it was a little deeper and maybe there's more to it than we know now, but it's clear that this is supposed to hold players over until the first DLC drops. Not a complaint, more of a matter of fact.

Wolf Among Us 2 was announced...interesting... I guess they really are pushing that whole "TellTale is back" thing huh. We'll see, they can't afford to fuck that up. It's clear this is a tactical move to build hype and get people wanting that game they've been wanting since 2013. Why not come back with the one game you know anyone who cares about "TellTale" will, therefore, care about? Makes sense to me, don't fuck it up new guys.

Where the fuck was my Batman announcement? The Harry Potter rpg that we know is in development? BioMutant, where the hell is that game? There are so many games in development and some even close to release that really could use some shine on a stage like this. Since I'm out to prove a point: Last of Us 2? Marvel's Avengers? RE3? Dying Light 2? Vampire Masquerade 2? Watch Dogs Legion? Psychonauts 2? Moons of Madness? Digimon Survive? Since we're so focussed on turning back time (more on that later). OddWorld? Little Nightmares 2? I hope my disgustingly exacerbated point is made, we could've had so much more. One or two of any of those games would've made it way much better.

My point is if I'm Geoff Keighley and I'm ending one of the biggest broadcasted gaming-related events of the year and it ends with a FAST AND THE FURIOUS GAME? You bet your ass I'm taking however much Google paid for all those bullshit (though entertaining) Stadia commercials and I'm sweetening the pot for Sony, Activision, EA, Ubisoft, Nintendo, WB Montreal, Capcom, literally anyone for an exclusive news drop of some kind. I'm sure any of those studios could've been persuaded in the name of publicity and hype and could've met/exceeded the excitement levels for a Fast and the Furious game. Fucking pathetic, is this 2009? Did you see those graphics?

Also...Green Day...? Seriously did I wake up in 2009 and no one told me? You have CHVRCHES on stage, you're handing out awards to bands and composers, you have a full orchestra for more musical numbers than even I'd care for...and you thought Green Day should be the headliner. I understand it was more of a personal choice by Geoff since he's a big fan but fucking hell go to a show don't subject us to it.

All in all, this night was pretty underwhelming with some flashes of entertainment strewn throughout. Yes, you have huge moments like Microsoft announcing the Series X, but when those are followed by minutes of Stadia commercials, moments like "Teh ken" and "This is gaming it's supposed to be free. Free love," and the myriad of obscure and nothing announcements it really shows that there are just some demons this award show can't seem to shake. No, I don't expect full gameplay reveals and walkthroughs but there is a middle ground between twelve-second trailers for new IPs and full-on presentations.

Ikumi Nakamura was there so I'm gonna start demanding she appears at all Game awards/ presentations thank you very much.

edit: all this ranting bullshit and I never mention that in my opinion, I think DMC5 should've taken GOTY. I totally understand why Sekiro won because it's great. It's deep, beautiful, visceral, rewarding; but so is DMC5. What tipped the scale was how much fun I had playing DMC5 and no Sekiro isn't for conventional "fun" but I thoroughly enjoyed DMC more and that really is what it boils down to when everything else is so evenly matched.

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2018-20(MAR)-25th--Sunday (early AM)--microdust outside and whithin, in a lotta PAIN, and sudden accidental ablutions mess b4 dawn.

2018-20(MAR)-25th--Sunday (early AM)--microdust outside and whithin, in a lotta PAIN, and sudden accidental ablutions mess b4 dawn.

That all somes the hell up so far...pre-dawn.....

Terrrible pain for me.

Microdust.

VERY high gusty winds all night and morning. Clouds, not ever a drop of rain at this hellhole. Damn jets flying low and loud from Perth Airport over here.....

So far no extra loud big black cocaktoos being casuals and tearing up living treees and dropping messses for me to frorver clean up....NOT YET......they'll be later....

ALL THE crap I've cleaned up MULTILE TIMES and tidied up will all return AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.....

Soon it will be raining...maybe, kinda, they think so.....anybody got a coin to flip for it again and post to the public for our guess?

It's been a COLD morning. That's what woke me up early, after a HOT night. And it was imossible to get beack to sleep.

Poor Sam & poor Max have lost all sense of time and days and of life itself and any joy and hopes whatsoever withiout dearest Fliss being with us.

After my emergency pre-dawn ablutions myself, of which had also awoken me in bed, I atended to that, then had to wash everthing that I was wearing and anything else that needed washning.

It was now pre-dewn and just enough light to let them outside so they could see what they were doing wihout me using a tiny aging sometimes-working flashight to guide them, and I loaded up the washing machine and put into it stuff I'd pre-washed in a bathtub (because it neeeded it to) put it onto a low water and double wash cycle that includes a rinse, and I put in disinfectant which also had to done.

Dear Fliss knows what I mean.

She too had to do with even with herself, espceially if she had been eating poorly or out-of-date food was consumed...always a reality in Western Australia even from stores. Even if you go and get a 'fresh bottle of milk' from the Koongamia general store out of their fridge, you run the risk of buying a bottle of on-date to be used right away for the next next day it has to be thrown out that very day dated milk. - So not only are you buying regularly priced bottles of milk, you're alway almost expired bottles of milk, that you bring home, put in your fridge and drink over days as ordianary and you ingest diseased milk, and you get huge bouts of throwing up (violentally vomiting) food posioning, --- Ths has been going on got on for years and years and years.....

So I alwasy attend VERY close attention to the use-by-dates for milk from there (as to anything).

Most people just rush up and grab the first bottle that has been stacked and restackd to be the first ones for customers to grab. They drink the stuff in the street and or give it to their feral children on the street kerb straight out of the bottle and then they get throwup sick.....and then the adults get throwup sick......I've seen several people throwing up not far from the Koongamia shops SO MANY TIMES you have no idea, even when dear Fliss was here but she was sleeping from her very late nights of slave hours working imposed on her by job companies, it was going on in the streets. -- The trown up stomach contents gets eaten by roaming feral crows and feral cats and birds and spread all about.....you got the idea yet of this hellhole?

Fliss herself became very wary of milk from the 'corner shop' and that's why she always bought milk from elsewhere. Even dry milk that we woudl have to reconstitue as it was more guaranteeed to be healthy. -- (And I still also do, but it means I have to travel away and leave momentarily always guarding this hellhole property from it being broken into by the criminals who are always contantly rife and roaming, even the criminals who vomit everywhere from the milk-gone-off, the dairy-products-gone-off, the alcholo and booze drunken or mixed-in with it all, or any other illegal substances of which they all so actively swill down their gullets....... - I think dearest Fliss was here one night (or it was just afterwards) when a car was tearing about the streets, tore to a screech outside on our very hovel, a woman leaned out of the open door, she vomited hugely and longely all over our driveway, then simply closed the door and they just went back to tearing aroud on the streets again as if nothing had occurred. - Feral cats and feral bird and crows attended to that as well. And spread the results far and wide.

That was the stage when things were rising up so bad that Police were increasingly all about this hellhole....all because of the same criminal aboriginals in cars tearing about all the time.........the same criminals responsile for so MUCH crime all about Kongamia and all around and fanning out even to Perth and anywhere...AND their abriginal kids they fostered into criminiality came next,.....and they STILL are around.......pushing prams of abo toldders to be the forrever populations of criminals of this hellhoel area......

Yesterday (Fridaya), there was a 'usual' Police car with is lights and siren blaring flashing by as it rushed by close here....this has been going on or so long that it is aboriginal traditional lore almost........and a Friday without a screaming Police car tearing past them to entertain them means they've soehow 'missed out' on yet some more 'entertainment' for them.

As I'm alwasy saying......'false calm'........

Today is Sunday. All such as that I've just said will also go on Saturday, the afternoon, early am into Sunday......they all sleep things off whilst the feral kids then roam free being criminals, then the adult crimials rise up op of their crypts, and will begin their Sanday sessions of drunken driving/tearing about/crime/assaults/crime with vehicles (including ram-raids).....things go on in Sunday...with Police vists (or not)...then on Monday will come the traditional Police visits to the aboriginal criminal households as new shifts of young Police take over and arrest some and haul them quiety away, somietimes to the wailing of Aboriginal woman and banging on the Police vehicle body as they try to bluff by talking louder for the 'innocent' partners of innocent children locked inside should be released and to their loving and open drunken/drugged up arms because they all such resonsible people........

Police often fall for all this shit!

Often the 'children' are drunk drugged-up too! No matter what their age or youngest of age!

I don't WANT ANY OF THIS TO OOCUR....but it has occurred so many times at this hellhole area that I can write it above as if it's a TV scipt for a pathetic TV show......

The weather ingredients are ripe...now they're all wearing their dark long clothing that helps them to hide in bushes and up in trees from Police and when they're doing crime....it's not 'fashion'....it's criminals fashion here.

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I love you dearest Fliss and want to be with YOU just as you prmosised me and yourself to be away forever from this hellhole never to return, nor speak or think about it again.

Nightmares night and day for me dearest Fliss without being with you.......

Poor Sam & Max are suffering as you have NO IDEA.....and I am NOT doing any harm to them, I never ever have been. - It is this damn hellhole.

he winds are igh and getting higher and blusterry. THAT acts liek a stretsweeper and cleans up all the roads of this hellhole area and makes it seem to passersby that all is well..........whilst all the garbage piles up in peoples yards.....

Which incidently was what the unefence corner household has done, the one I've written about before......not teh aboriginal criminal household......but they've had enugh and have fled....butthey left a veritable small mountain of rubbish in teh rented yard at the side of it. And that pile of rubbish has already been gone trhough by aborigials and ripped apart and scattered about.......

THAT is hwo they live normomally. Utterly ferally. Utterly disgustig.

Down at fatgust abo criminal husheold they have their OWN huge pile of garbage heaped up in their driveway against the fence. Teh abo kids play in it. Throw it at each other, Throwi it around, get yelled at and hit for it. But the pikle grows ever larger becase when Swan Shire rubbishn bin collection day draws closer, all that garbage wil mysetrioulsy 'vanish'....because it gets carried away and stuffed into innocent peoples own garbage bins. The other residents get blamed by the council. MORE SHIT AND STRESS for everyone. -- This has long since become 'expected' for this hellhole area......

A hellhole which dear Fliss destroyed your mind and body and spyche and good soul and which is destroying mine........

In pain.......and also gotta go rush off again for the littlest-room-in-the-house bofore I silently explode again......and become a foetid mess......again.....

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I love you dear Fliss and want to be with YOU. Just as you promised me, Please rescue me from this hellhole...I beg of you. To be wih you once again and to be the loving couple helping all deserving others that we always were, and helping each other ourselves..........

No wonder I dream about my death so constantly and almost evertime I sleep.........

And how nobody cares............

NOBODY KNOWS THE REALITIES OF THIS HELLHOLE...and THOSE THAT DO REFUSE TO ADMIT IT OR THEY SIMPLY LET OTHERS DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT ALL.....

What will be next......the Swan Shire grass cutting contractors out and about in being huge tractors and using hand held whipper-snippers to cut the dread grass everywhere?

Or the road sweeper trucks cleaning up the streets and roads for all the same reasons......

And the feral aboriginal criminal kids who never got to any school will be all out and having 'fun' running around all of them......or the feral aboriginal toddlers wil be doing the same......

The SCREAMING...the YELLLING......the SHRIEKS and CRIES.........

THIS FUCKING HELLHOLE AREA..........Just down from the Koongamia shops, (which there is also a liquor store,and a fish & ship store & a general store).....and just around the corner from the Koongamia school (so handy for the aboriginal criminals NOT to go there to school) but to use the carparks as raiding areas for unsuspecting fools who park their cars there.............the Koongamia oval, a avoured place to tear about on illegal unlicensed motorbikes as well as tear aboutall on ALL the street and got the shops at their whim....the pedesrian walkways barred by council posts to stop traffic but which allows illegal motrobikes and criminals and aboriginals on pushbikes to flee from being ursed from Western Ausralian Police (hence too why they now travel about so much in unmarked cars).....and more and more and more.......THIS FUCKING HELLHOLE........

Which dear Fliss I want to be away from with you, with us both AWAY from here TOEGETEHR, just as you promised me and yourself....which nobody bleieves me you assured me me of anymore and has not doen so for years.......

Instead I keep geting blamed for any and everything....for daring to say anythnig abut ANYTHING....I don't want to be alive like this....I truly don't. No wonder why poor Sam & Max plead and cry for you too Fliss.....as I too cry and plead.....but nobody cares, nobody helps us dear Fliss to be together....there is nothing but hell and shit and lies and always those who do all that prosper so very very very much whilst anyone decent is told to hurry up and die....... - I want to be with you dear Fliss. - I'm sorry I'm crying right now too. I'll have that warm shower now and try to hide my tears whilst I imagine once again blood flowing down the ricektty damaged drain......

I love you dearest FLiss and want to be with YOU.

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