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Osiris is the villain that just keeps getting fucking worse holy shit I hate this guy so much Seth and Nepthys deserved SO much better.
#ennead#fucking osiris man#i stg this green motherfucker#ennead ch 174#Here for sekhmet absolutely fucking shit up though absolute poggers
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lol i meant to say top 5 Matt fits
Yall are NOT gonna agree with me but that’s okay!!!
my Top 5 Matt fits are as follows:
5. Graphic tee and camo shorts
It’s very boyish and cute. And he was very smiley and giggly this video so it quickly became a favorite.
4. Black on black
This motherfucker wears black on black and i stg i feel like im astral projecting into the fucking sun. This particular outfit was not worn enough and he NEEDS to bring her out of retirement NEOW.
3. This specific tour fit.
He won, i’m biased, he looks great in a jersey and a crown. I’m surprised I didn’t self destruct when i saw that two feet away from me.
2. Blue. Flannel. Pyjama. Pants.
Enough said.
1. Very hard to pick my number one fit, and you guys are going to disagree, but….
The shade of blue, the cream coloured pants, the hat, it all ties together so effortlessly and I love it.
Runner ups!
Runner up #1: Vidcon green duck shirt. (This man looks so fucking good in green why does he not wear it more often, he looks FANTASTIC)
Runner up #2: YES ITS A RUNNER UP. WE SEE HIM WEAR IT ALL THE TIME SO IM COMFORTABLE PUTTING IT HERE. Matt is not an outfit repeater, so for most of the outfits above, they were listed there because we probably won’t see them again. But he loves this shirt (i love it too) and the ONLY reason it’s a runner up is because i feel like he won’t retire that shirt until he’s in his 40’s
Anyways, ladies and gentlemen: Her
Runner up #3: And finally, one that is not nearly as popular but that holds a special place in my heart is his hard rock cafe hockey jersey
#sturniolo triplets#matt sturniolo#christopher sturniolo#chris sturniolo#nicolas sturniolo#sturniolo smut#sturniolo fanfic#sturniolo x reader#i need him in a way that is concerning to feminism#sturniolo imagine
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LIVE BLOG OF ME REACTING TO EPISODE FIVE OF HSMTMTS
was gonna do this for episode four and forgot, kinda wish i did after all of THOSE scenes but anyways episode five lets GOOOOOO
[open with caution, i didn't realise how mentally unprepared i was]
THE WAY EJ WAS ON THE MOTHERFUCKING BANNER MADE ME SCREAM TBH LIKE BROTHER U WANT ME TO CRY FR FR
"richard bowen" "elton john" caswen is upon us (i cant even say im delusional because madlyn deadass nearly happened last episode)
"the musical is going swimmingly" girl u drowning dont lie
BYE NOT THE NEVER-ENDINGLY USED PLOT OF THE IDEA OF THE MUSICAL BEING CANCELLED I CANT GET AWAY FROM THIS FR
i gotta say kourtney repeatedly getting her moment is insane. like im so fucking happy rn over it its insane. like she's going therapy (WOOOOO THERAPY !!) and actually looking at her future !! im so happy for her im fr putting ms girl in my pocket
also when i found out her mom is played by dara's actual mom i screamed (not lying im so dramatic bye)
"lets start with questions!!" "great 'cause i have many" she is me and i am her. i am kourtney greene coded fr
4 JOBS??? EJ'S DAD CAN SUCK A DICK FR IDEC HE IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE MAN
i cant even say i want it made up bc ej said its a breath of fresh air and HE NEEDS THAT AIR FFS
"talking to val" WOHOOOO MENTION OF PAST CHARACTERS INSANE BEHAVIOR FROM THE WRITERS !! INSANE !! (im in delusion that nini will be back)
"you do look good" "thanks. you do look... terrible" real. ricky bowen me coded fr
cant believe we havent had one season where gina can just. have the lead. and no drama. like pls tim i was BEGGING like. at season two.
caitlyn (actress playing quinn the director) is so hilarious to me like i've been following her online for ages and bro its so funny seeing her on hsmtmts and doing exactly what she does in her other videos LMAO
"g force" i'll puke. fuck off.
GINA KINDA GAGGED QUINN THERE ???
LMFAO NOT HER CHANGING HER MIND JUST AT THE IDEA OF WINNING AN AWARD
EJ and ricky's duet lol they hate me. they want me to cry. im eight mins in too. cant wait to cry to this fr
update: crying over this duet what the fuc
can i just say how for certain songs on this soundtrack they've been HITTING or absolutely MISSING ???
this girl harper is GAGGING kourt LMAO "i see you standing here right now !!" SHES SO FUNNY FOR NO REASON
miss jenn is not using siri rn.
CARLOS BB :(
SIRI SHUSH WITH UR BEEPING
trust the process WOHOOOO
why is it thunderstorming JESUS
22 pages U FUCKIN WHAT (never been in a musical idk seems like a lot)
why is she always wearing a cheer outfit its deadass like the character's personality is cheer outfit bro
"3 children" i need to buy a GUN
quinn i was just routing for u babe why u posting such bullshit on instagram. and was that a FILTER?
BIG RED???FHHSDHFADSJGHFKSDJHFASDKJBFSKV
BIGGIE ???dFHAKSDHFAKSJDHGFKASHDG IS THAT MY SON ???? MY SON ???? IS HE ALSO WEARING GLASSES WHAT THE FUCK OF FUCKS
anyways let me actually play the scene LOLZ
HIS FIRST WORDS ARE "ASH YOU LOOK AMAZING" BYE CANT DO THIS WHY WAS I ROUTING FOR MADLYN FFS
YK WHAT? ASHLYN HAS TWO HANDS. YEAH. THAT CAN WORK FOR ME
grandma red's 100th!! everyone cheered fr (i am everyone)
"your last text said you had something important to tell me" no i am not about to witness redlyn break up. nononono.
I KNEW IT
THE FUCKING MOMENT SEB SAID HE CHEATED I CONNECTED THE DOTS I WAS LIKE
"HMMMMM BIG RED JUST CAME OUT AS BI ??? YOU CHEATED ???? IDK ??? MAYBE SEB HELPED OR SOMETHING" LITERALLY SAID THAT SHIT OUT LOUD AND I WAS RIGHT HOLY FUCK OF FUCKS
"surprise!!" boy- i don't have TIME to even unPACK-
"you okay?" "i am GREAT" me when i LIE
HOLD UP
DID HE JUST
DID RICHARD JUST
MENTION NINI???? WHA
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
THIS WASN'T ON MY HSMTMTS SEASON 4 BINGO CARD?!!!!????
yeah im salty about how shit of an exit that was for nini. next question.
"afraid of the truth?" do u want me to try and make this gay or not richard cuz i stg u are giving me some mixed ass signals
nevermind this is really sad and heartbreaking let me shut the fuck up
AND NOW WE GO BACK TO REDLYN OKAYYYY
THE MOVIES??? BIG RED AND SEB AT THE MOVIES ???
all of this is just so out of character for big red and seb like what
like ej was right there tim come ON
"we were at a harry styles movie" not the fucking millennial ass writing coming in NOW
"my bi origin story" how am i supposed to feel rn??? because i don't know how to feel. like. anything. at all.
GIRL YOU BETTER TELL HIM ABOUT VAL OR MADDOX ???
"yeah!!! she was cute!!!" "yes. she was." BAHAHHAHAJHFGDSKJ
"wait..." NOT THAT BEING THE WAY SHE CAME OUT BAHHDSJH
"there were fireworks... literally"
OHHHHH SHES TALKING ABOUT MADDOX TOO UHM
"YOU almost kissed MADDOX" bro idk if ur disgusted or proud pls elaborate
OH HE KNEW FROM THE DOC LMFAO
wait so im just like ??? meant to let go of redlyn ??
"im happy for you" kms where can i get a big red
aLSO I WANT A NAME REVEAL tim PLEASE
just watched redlyn break up. now FUCKING WHAT
"friends, though... right?" YOU BET YOUR ASS KING
"i will apologise to carlos. BUT YOU NEED TO CALL MADDOX" SO REAL THANK YOU BIG RED UR SUCH A KING
ashlyn stop doubting urself like GIRLIE everyone with EYES is down bad please. PLEASE.
WHY AM I WATCHING CARLOS AND MISS JENN HAVE A CRY SESSION ON SOME RANDOM ASS COUCH ???
why is rehearsals starting at 7 in the evening. that would not fucking slide at my school. ( if i ran a school) (not happening)
"FIFTY SIX MINUTES" girl even made me move tf?
KOURTNEY'S SHOES WHAT THE FUCK I NEED THEM RIGHT NOW
oh come on just hearing all of that she HAS to go to lewis
"i just learnt mack and gina are minors" GIRL ??? WHAT DID YOU THINK-
quinn shouting "CUT!!!" louder every time
"which felt like... nine days" WHY AM I LAUGHING
"because we're friends-" bro fuck off idc
GAG HIM G IT DONT MATTER
THINK OF THE MUSICAL GINA.
ricky PROMISED FR HE BETTER BE THERE
"hugs i love that we're doing this now!!" emmy I CANT NOT LOVE YOU
ASHLYN U MAKE THAT PHONE CALL THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU I NEED MADLYN RN
oh fuck i didn't realise that left carlos and big red FUCK
suddenly i DON'T want to be here
carlos can never be fully mad like if i found out someone had kissed my partner im 100% going to jail bc im so pissed off & i've probably killed someone, but why is he saying mf "good day!!" as he stormed off
MADISON FUCK OFF I AM NOT IN THE MOOD
fuck im really gonna have to have madlyn dragged out for me ffs
bro what is this weather on about tho
last time weather was important to plot it was like. keeping nini back in s2 e3 LMAO ???
EJ saying some important shit to ricky and its gonna make me cry again (its not even the finale and i have 17 mins of run time left of this episode FFS)
"im actually hurting them?" "no, you're actually hurting yourself" HOLY FUCK IM TOO VULNERABLE FOR THIS
CASWEN HUG AND IM GONNA RUN WITH IT FR
"stealing my girlfriends" BYE I CANT DO THIS
#hsmtmts#hsmtmts season 4#hsmtmts season 4 spoilers#will reblog with the second half because i have a few more thougths LMFAO
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All the people in the tags/comments like "just leave the goose alone" like i want to motherfucker but they're standing in the road actively trying to pick a fight with my car in the middle of the fuckin city so there's other cars preventing me from just going around them like mr goose i stg you will lose this fight the light is green i just want to leave-
Tho when you're on a bike this is actually scary cuz hitting a goose is going to suck for everyone involved.
Geese aren't scary
#feel like most of yall don't actually live in areas where the geese stay for the season in real quantities#i mean i think they're great but they are in fact a menace lmao#just tryin' to get your coffee and mofo decided you're too damn close and is gonna beat your ass#dude let me live I wasn't even looking at you why#i got no beef with you man but you gonna make me spill my drink
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1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans? wine glasses 😌✨they make me feel fancy yk how it is
2. chocolate bars or lollipops? lollipops ✨dunno why im like this but here i am ig
3. bubblegum or cotton candy? bubblegum bcs?? have yall tried the hello kitty grape bubblegum??? that shit slaps
4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you? as was with every gay person “a pleasure to have in class”
5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups? cans bcs then i can crush it with my hands and flex on everyone else
6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear? goth and formal bcs uhh yeah
7. earbuds or headphones? earbuds 🤧i dont like the fact that people can hear ur music with headphones
8. movies or tv shows? uHHH i’d have to say tv shows 😩i can pay more attention to shorter episodes yk
9. favorite smell in the summer? the mix of humid summer air and those mosquito candles
10. game you were best at in p.e.? bro im gay did u actually think i would be good at pe
11. what you have for breakfast on an average day? i don’t 🥰thanks for asking!
12. name of your favorite playlist? either songs for when the drip or fuck i got blood on my nice white shirt
13. lanyard or key ring? keyrings r better dont @ me
14. favorite non-chocolate candy? black licorice cats 😳😳they’re so good like holy shit
15. favorite book you read as a school assignment? the bell jar 😔👉👈its one of my favorite books to this day
16. most comfortable position to sit in? on the floor or with my legs hanging over the arm of the chair
17. most frequently worn pair of shoes? leopard print slip ons 🙈🙈they’re so comfortable i stg
18. ideal weather? snowy so i can just sit inside with the fireplace going and do some writing
19. sleeping position? uHHHH idk what to call it but i think the closest thing is fetal position 😭
20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)? honestly whatever scrap of paper is closest 😭im not picky
21. obsession from childhood? dinosaurs. that’s it that’s the post.
22. role model? i have a few but markiplier (cringe ik) and john green r my main ones🤧🤧🤧i just look up to them a lot yk
23. strange habits? i always have to knock on a door 5 times before entering and okay that might seem excessive but as it turns out idc
24. favorite crystal? malachite or tiger’s eye 😳
25. first song you remember hearing? brown sugar by the rolling stones 😭my mom used to have sticky fingers on vinyl so she used to play it constantly
26. favorite activity to do in warm weather? swim even tho i am AWFUL at it
27. favorite activity to do in cold weather? play in the snow or just sit inside with the fire going bcs im literally 5 years old mentally
28. five songs to describe you? she’s out of her mind by blink 182, goddamn by never loved, do what you want by ok go, impressive depressive by bad luck, and true romance by she wants revenge
29. best way to bond with you? just talk to me straight up or send me music recs pls
30. places that you find sacred? cemeteries and abandoned schools. they have a rlly specific vibe to them ngl
31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names? uhhh so its rlly just my docs, black jeans, a mesh type undershirt and whatever top shirt i pull out of my drawer
32. top five favorite vines? is that a police??? im calling the weed❗❗, stAHp i could’ve dropped my croissant, that one where the alien’s walking on the treadmill, summer solstice summer summer solstice, and zach stop
33. most used phrase in your phone? ‘omfg what the fuck’ bcs for some reason thats my automatic response to anything
34. advertisements you have stuck in your head? whatever the fuck the ad for the 2001 buick lesabre was
35. average time you fall asleep? like uHHH 12:15 am 🤧
36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing? doge 😭😭idk why i remember it so vividly but my sister showed me the orignal doge meme and i thought it was the funniest shit
37. suitcase or duffel bag? suitcase 🤧they make me feel cool
38. lemonade or tea? both 🙈i’m an arnold palmer kinda mf
39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie? lemon meringue pie 🤧banger dessert methinks
40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school? a fence caught on fire in front of the science rooms bcs someone was smoking weed on the roof and threw their blunt on the dead bushes and everything went downhill from there
41. last person you texted? my grandma asking her if she could pick up some tomatoes from vons 🧍♂️
42. jacket pockets or pants pockets? JACKET POCKETS SUPREMACY❗❗❗
43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket? ngl i wear all of those but i gotta go with the hoodie 🤧🤧
44. favorite scent for soap? lavender or vanilla rose😌✨
45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero? sci-fi bcs uhh yea fuck it thats why
46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in? just an oversized shirt that’s it that’s the post
47. favorite type of cheese? swiss or havarti and you can fight me on that
48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be? pineapple 😌😌😌
49. what saying or quote do you live by? ‘fuck’ -markiplier 2021
50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=553CfZAADag i swear the first time i saw that i laughed so hard i thought i was gonna die
51. current stresses? everything; next question
52. favorite font? comic sans bcs im 8 years old
53. what is the current state of your hands? smoov and v well taken care of
54. what did you learn from your first job? capitalism is the root of all evil and that traditional working is outdated also raise the minimum wage
55. favorite fairy tale? vasilii the beggar 🤧🤧idk if anyone else knows it but its always been one of my favorites
56. favorite tradition? every year during rosh hashanah we go over to my uncle and tia’s house and i absolutely kick ass at mariokart bcs all my cousins suck at itn also lighting the hannukiah (hanukkah menorah)
57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome? low self esteem, anxiety over literally everything, and an inferiority complex (now replaced with a fucking god complex bcs there’s no inbetween for me)
58. four talents you’re proud of having? i can play like a bunch of instruments, im rlly good at writing, i’m good at building things and doing things with my hands, and i can identify what song’s playing rlly fast if i know it🤧
59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be? motherfucker or son of a bitch 😊😊😊
60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be? slice of life like bro just please give me a break
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yeS I FUCKIN HATE THAT MAN AND HIS MOTHERFUCKIN BASSLINES
Ok but same with green day like i stg my fingers are crying sweet jesus of motherfucking suburbia
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So my case worker thought itd be right fucking jolly to come to my home 30 minutes before our appointment was supposed to be and start banging on my door.
Im sick and was still in bed getting up when she CALLS ME to tell me shes here and that shes been knocking on my door.
And im sitting there groggy as fuck wondering what on this green motherfucking rock of a planet gave her the idea to come 30 FUCKING MINUTES EARLY.
And first of all- if you don't like my fucking dog dont come to my house and proceed to act like a complete cunt when she tries to greet you, cause guess what SHE LIVES HERE- YOU DONT.
Secondly- you dont get to come into MY house and disrespect me. You are a guest in my home so you better fucking act like it instead of the bitch that you did. Stg i don't know how you keep any clients at all acting how you do. Drop the prissy routine and humble yourself you fucking diva.
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So my case worker thought itd be right fucking jolly to come to my home 30 minutes before our appointment was supposed to be and start banging on my door.
Im sick and was still in bed getting up when she CALLS ME to tell me shes here and that shes been knocking on my door.
And im sitting there groggy as fuck wondering what on this green motherfucking rock of a planet gave her the idea to come 30 FUCKING MINUTES EARLY.
And first of all- if you don't like my fucking dog dont come to my house and proceed to act like a complete cunt when she tries to greet you, cause guess what SHE LIVES HERE- YOU DONT.
Secondly- you dont get to come into MY house and disrespect me. You are a guest in my home so you better fucking act like it instead of the bitch that you did. Stg i don't know how you keep any clients at all acting how you do. Drop the prissy routine and humble yourself you fucking diva.
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mm something about petenshi no yuutsu playing after haine&kleine
its always the green motherfuckers i stg
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I have a special request: play Ha Ha You're Dead by Green Day at my funeral. I stg I will haunt all you motherfuckers if you don't
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quick lil rant up ahead: (nah jk lol im fucking furious)
i am SO goddamn salty rn i stg im gonna punch a wall. so i was taking my drivers test right. and in france, taking a drivers test and just learning how to drive in general is a steaming pile of overpriced shit. no joke. like the whole thing can cost up to 2000€ no less. anyways.
so it was my second time taking that test okay cuz i failed the first time (n thats okay errare humanum est amirite) an i was so ready for it. like i wasnt stressed out or anything. so the first 15 minutes go fucking dandy, the exam guy is nice and all, and then he asks me to park the car right. asks me somes questions and i got all of em right. then we go off again. and then. that’s when the drama happens. oh my god. so i get out of my parking place alright and then right after there’s this small roundabout thingy which is rly fucking tiny. so left right left okay nobody so i engage myself. and then THIS MOTHERFUCKER just cuts right past me????? like the hell?????? i was in fucking priority and the guy didnt even care. didnt even slow down i stg the motherfucker was going 60km/h so of course i hit the damn brakes and then the exam guy fucking crushed it. so to think that i failed my exam (idk about other countries but the examiner touching either the wheel or the pedals is eliminatory in france) because of this fucking douchebag that doesnt know how to use a fucking car is having me green in the face tbh. im so fucking furious i could throw up. i know im an angry driver but this time i really didnt have anything to do with that. it wasnt my fault and everybody in the damn car knew it. im gonna go jump off a cliff now k bye
#rant over sorry#im just so fucking pissed off#and my instructor who was sitting behing told me. he told me that if this douchebag didnt cut me off i woulda have it.#anyways
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