#i stand by that alfred is hobson in every situation

[depravedmicrowave]

Damian, frowny and in full Robin regalia: Mom, Grandpa-Father is outside. He wants to brawl.

Tim, neck deep in a hack: Not now sweetie, Mommy’s busy playing with the local government.

Damian: Grandpa-Father is threatening courtship.

Tim: He can fucking try. Tell you what, you’ve been around long enough that you can protect the Lair. You’ve become fierce enough to Brawl. Besides, who better than my dearest uncle?

Damian, hopping up and down: I can Brawl?! I have permission?!?!

Tim: Just remember that your weapons aren’t allowed. I’ll watch after-before I’m done here with Ancientpa C.

Damien, joyfully running out the cave: Ok! Bye-bye Mama! Love you!

Tim, back in work mode: Love you too baby!

Dick, watching the whole damn thing:

DpxDC #14

Idea that Tim is The Reincarnation of Danny but Ras is The Reincarnation of Vlad. I think that Vlad would get his Memories Back when Danny is born. it'd be really funny for him just to devolve into a comically evil supervillain when everyone's like he is a deadly danger and he's just laughing as he realized that his Nemesis has been born.

 I think Danny wouldn't get their memories back until a little bit after they've been Robin. It's their first near death experience and then they're like God damn it, can I never not be a vigilante. 

While Danny's on a mission in his early days as robin. he run into the league of assassins and end up getting kidnapped. I just want Vlad to try and intimidate this new Robin while Danny just locks eyes with him and knows. Danny will be like, you are no longer a threat to me. 

 Danny uses the Lazarus pit to talk to Clockwork to get Bruce back but as far as anyone is concerned he just went to the League of Assassins. It's also really funny if no one notices that they have this rivalry until after Bruce's back. like in Cannon where Ras wants him to be his heir but instead it's just Danny and Vlad who have way too much history not to throw down the second day they see each other. Everyone expects swords and verbal sparring when in reality they see each other and instantly fist fight.