#i srsly dont know what ive been doing 4 a bit

[pup-pee]

i ahvenmt drawn in a whle tbh idk what ive been doing 4 a while

[cupcraft]

ive been reading twitter over the past few days and i just want to say twitter will believe anything and promote any misinformation to discredit amanda's story. here are some of the things ive seen:

1: "dms are fake" despite dream admitting to them being real

2: the stories of someone who knows amanda from school (that was proven a bit) and they "know the scs are fake" with no solid evidence

3: story of "amanda stole my story" with no followup (and its not to say i want to downplay/disbelieve her im just pointing out the hypocrisy of those on twitter and who they believe)

4: there was a troll on twitter recently who admitted to being a troll and people think its amanda with again no solid evidence

5: adding contrast to amanda's photos that are a bit low res jpeg and saying the "pixels around the words means its edited oh my god" and then someone had to respond by putting their tweet into photoshop, lowering the quality, and educating people on what jpeg compression is and how it is not at all a sign of edited videos/images.

6: "amanda was a stan so nothing happened"

7: sc from amanda's tik tok where the quote says "he never said anything inappropriate" (paraphrased) but the sc is from 2021 and i dont think about this situation, and even if it was about this situation dont people realize victims can downplay/not acknowledge what happened to them esp early on because thats how grooming/this kind of stuff works?

8: "dream is so sweet he'd never do that :(!"

9. "amanda is from leaktwt" when shes not + the rumors shes a part of this secret discord group of dream anti's who were waiting to take dream down (srsly ???)

feel free to add on more but the point of me making this is just the amt of legwork people are doing to detective amanda and bend over backwards to discredit her with a vast amt of misinformation without holding nay other claim (especially dream's claims) to scrutiny is not baffling to me but unbelievably sickening.

also if theres errors here/i mispoke please let me know.

[gabrielitas]

OMG GABI I AM LITERALLY SO SORRY I HAVE NOT SENT YOU MESSAGES 😭😭😭 i have been at band camp all week and don't get out until 9 pm ish 😭😭

. i’m answering your questions from probably a week ago <33

1) i have many band stories and i will send them separately because THERES TOO MANY TO INCLUDE IN ONE

2) other than band, i plan on joining mock trial and the history club at my school :)) i used to dance and i was part of a debate team 😙😙

3) IM ACTUALLY THE OLDER SISTER DHSBSBSB. when i describe it usually i seem younger but she's 2 years younger than me (almost exactly teehee)

4) so far over the summer, i've been working at my moms summer camp, and doing small vacations! it's been nice to get away. and then this past week i've been at band camp

5) i’m a boogara 🙄🙄 i believe in ghosts so naturally 💉💉 but like also i think personality wise i’m more like shane. also i fucking love the hot daga.

ILL SWND MORE MESSAGES TOMORROE MY LOVE

<3 tiger anon

OMG HUN DONT EVEN WORRY ABT IT I LITERALLY TOOK FOREVER TO REPLY PLS (and ive been getting back from work at fiveish aofndjneodfj)

also,,, another mocktrillian?????? 😳👀 this is gonna b my third year doing mock trial and lemme tell u if they make me a cross again this year i might throw a fit (i wont cry like i almost did last year when they paired me with this racist homophobic douchebag for the second year in a row but we dont have to talk abt that) srsly tho if u do end up doing mock trial pls lmk becuase i need to compare my experiences with someone lol

but seriously u do so many extracurriculars???? like what how??? the time??? where??? (to be fair i have a nine hour school day minus extracurriculars so maybe this is just from my perspective afnoefuhfwo)

omg no ur *not* the older sibling what jkawbfuwhbfouwe U GIVE OFF SUCH YOUNGER SISTER VIBES but u know what if shes rlly close in age to u i guess that makes sense lol my little siblings r 4.5 and 9ish years younger than me so ive always been the Big Sister™

omg i started working at a summer camp recently!! that was my default summer job for a bit but then around 14ish i branched out into mothers helper/babysitting so this summer ive been babysitting and then i started working at the camp but i still babysit after work and on the weekends sometimes (meaning between this and my siblings im so friking done with kids djofowfonfo)

but also that sounds rlly nice and chill! does ur mom like, run the camp? also band camp??? hows that been???

omg ofc ur a boogara sknsjjsddhsh (not in a bad way btw lol i could just sense that u were a boogara lol) but ya the hotdaga is a masterpiece and the fact that it didnt come back in supernaturals final season is criminal and should be featured in its own episode of unsolved Buzzfeed Unsolved: The Mysterious Dissappearance of the HotDaga but n-e-ways i am,,, a shitfish i guess? like, i believe in demons but not ghosts and i don't think all the "demon" things they went to were actually demonic so idk where that puts me lol

also!! i know that the playlist mission is over but idc cuz i had some playlists i wanted to send u so here u go!

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6p434GpyGLlJCOjdBaKRGo?si=acb990057169424a

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y6qsiCc2YjZgqxFiyNbpJ?si=b75e4d52ab2342b2

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3MXGciSET87RmK4cdpuSoO?si=e011bc107e6f4d30

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4EvWwztHpjZHOPelEkKuOi?si=725f5fcba1054601

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0JZlO8LYJI081XAAeM2P6u?si=55d8e5b146934139

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/48FnaWReh9Zl7OmRvmSQnW?si=b60bc28806e742b7

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7qFn7aVmWR4ej1tul1djhp?si=bf114387d3e74639

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4xKoInqrrtd7IdoQKzOvWc?si=ff8dcc44a4314f0b

also btw all my playlists r put together according to the vibe they give me (or for like two of em what i was listening to at a certain time lol)

also!! idk if ur free at all to do the new mission (or know how to use any of the things they've recommended but that's a separate issue wkdjbwkbpai) pls lmk!

i hope ur having a good evening!!❤️❤️

[tysabrewing-s]

Thoughts on Lena?

Wow anon u rlly just asked my number one actual fave™ as always prepare for one big post hhvhvhjvn 

Like ive always liked edgy teen characters I think they have a nice charm to them and I like the conflict they cause for other characters ( best example for this is besides Lena is needletail from warriors tbh!! Theyre rlly similar in cool ways) 

Lenas like different for me tho she isnt just some dumbass teen messing shit up and everybody be like "broooo stop being so immature :\\" I mean she is that but she means more to me as a character again abt to get super personal ( what can i say my favs are my favs cuz I relate to them personally or wish I was like them lmao) but I relate to her like a lot haha I dont have anybody in my life like magica is to her in all but I can relate in a very toned down way of how controlling she is and how she doesnt get a bit of space ik that isnt the main aspect of it but god I still felt that u know I also relate how magicas keeps being like "u cant have friends lmao its only to get scrooges dime stop getting attached" again not exactly the same but a certain person in my life is always telling me friendships are dumb they never last blah blah blah shouldnt bother to pursue any for this reason and its just annoying okay anyways tho enough abt me im srry this is so long its basically me just venting :') 

One of the best things abt her tho?? How she sasses pack at magica and isnt shown to be in the wrong pretty sure everybody and their mom has talked abt this but like srsly not all victims of abuse are super nice wouldnt hurt anybody type of person hell most arent its just such a breath of fresh air for once to see a character go thru this shit especially one of those edgy™ characters ( srry to describe her as edgy like 5 times but idk other ways my vocabulary sucks fhchcjvhv) and isnt shown as just being rebellious or whatever magicas literally treating her like dried up cat piss and audience KNOWS this we literally cant deny it and when beakley apologized to her for being rude I wanted to explode from happiness??? Ive never seen a show do that have an adult admit they were wrong okay I dont watch a bunch of cartoons but even when i think abt other stuff i like like books movies games etc ive still NEVER seen this 

Basically lena is an absolutely AMAZING representation of abuse victims is what im trying to get at ( btw if im in any way wrong abt this pls someone dm me!! Ive never been abused so I get I can never get it like know how that experience feels if im wrong pls educate me on this!!) 

Also I adore her dynamic w webby like my short answer is im a big old softy for nice bubbly girl\emo gal trope and I eat it up like somebody who found a bit of water in a desert 😔👊 

But like its also rlly heccing epic cuz most likely before her nobody ever treated her as like a person so just an extra cherry on top with it 

I see their dynamic as like finding comfort in each other and helping each other with it and idk its very endearing and sweet to me to think abt 

And on top of this?? Shes still a dumb as FUCK teenager!! Like beagle day massacre is basically just her taking a 12 yearold to crash a party lmao and forget the eps name but when her huey and webby just went underground for whatever reason?? Absolute horrible inlfuence and im all for it babey 

Anyways even tho ive written a book by now heres some headcannons djvjvjvjb

She likes an ironic shitposter basically just think of those cant see the haters thru my tears or is crying until 4 am badass stuff haha 

Cusses like theres no tomorrow 

When she gets older ( if she like ever ages that is lol) her and louie get rlly close like their buds and do dumb stuff like stealing a police car 

I hc her as a non binary lesbian!! She goes by she\they but mostly she 

She makes a tik tok ironically but then it actually got popular 

She used to steal a lot while living on the streets so shes rlly particular on what she spends her money on and she rarely shares anything 

Everyday she needs at least a while to herself to listen to some music and stuff like that she hates being around ppl all the time 

Idk if this even counts as a headcannon cuz ik everybody agrees with but shes touch starved af she rlly only accepts hugs and stuff from webby tho 

She actually doesn't think violets is a knock off of her or anything like that shes just a jealous bitch haha like shes actually rlly impressed that shes good at controlling magic 

She wouldnt tell anybody this but she actually kinda likes how she looks she isnt super confident abt it but she doesnt think shes ugly and is like "huh u know what my dyed hair is kinda dope" 

Shes like totally in love with lemon demon 

Alrighty pretty much done with this post!! Srry if im rude or its to long I just can never shut up abt my fav characters once u ask me yknow jghfjfghj

[pjmsmyg]

get to know me tag ♡

i was tagged by the cute @j-hopetual​ 。°。°。(*´￫ܫ￩｀*)。°。° thank you so much, love!

i’m tagging @she @artjjk @taesseok @jjkguk @guktual @pjmskosmos @honeylovecult @kosmoskth @hobifuljoon @ktheaven​ @kthsdyke​ @poesymins​ @seesawmv​ @hobimygs​ @beretae​ @rapmooni​ @jktaes​ @kim-taehyung​ 

1. How tall are you?

161cm tiny :/

2. What color and style is your hair?

dark brown but ive the same hair color for so so so long now i really wanna do smth new soon, my hair is curly and lowkey always a messy slkdfjsdlkj im letting it grow for the first since like 2015/16 i think! it finally hit shoulder length :D

3. What color are your eyes?

brown

4. Do you wear glasses?

nope

5. Do you wear braces?

no but i did for a long time

6. What’s your fashion sense?

more than i can afford! klsdjfklj but srsly i dont... think i have a fashion sense, im not very consist. i usually dress what makes me feel gayest that day sldkfslj

7. Full name?

giovanna 

8. Where were you born?

brasil

9. What kind of student are you?

the one that doesnt rly study for tests but still gets good grades, but im a freak about projects, i always work so hard 

10. Do you enjoy school?

not school, but im in uni and i actually enjoy bc i love what i study

11. Favorite subject

any of the social sciences, being more specific to my course i really love anything regarding developmental psychology

12. Favorite TV Shows

im bad at choosing favorites plus i watch too many

13. Favorite Movies

oof... refer to 12.

14. Favorite Books

again, im bad at choosing ONE but probably i love brazilian literature 

15. Favorite Past-time

singing? watching tv shows? idk tbh

16. Do you have any regrets?

hmmm... nothing came to mind right away so i guess no!

17. Dream Job

psych professor

18. Would you ever get married?

not sure tbh!

19. Would you like to have kids?

maybe 1, max 2 

20. Do you like shopping?

yes, a little bit too much. my mom and bank are always complaining and wanting to whoop my ass

21. Scariest Nightmare You’ve Had

im terrified of roads so most of my nightmares are somehow related to that. 

22. Any enemies?

every brazilian politician, specially the “president”. 

23. Any significant others?

at the moment? thank god no. ive had 2 serious relationships before and im... Done skldjfslkj no Thank You 

24. Do you believe in miracles?

i guess so!

25. How are you?

i’ve been having a hard time these past few months but things seem to be finally looking up for me, everything kinda seems to be falling into place and i can finally relax a little bit, so im excited to see how the rest of the year is gonna be like!

if you read all of this you’re my hero and i love u ♥♡♥(ꈍᴗꈍ)ε｀*)♥♡♥

[clannadafter]

me: god i miss the carefree attitude during middle school

me for the Past months: *same bad luck, mom acting like she used to, just same overwhelming thoughts* Hm Maybe Not

god dont @ me adelle but 

just a vague. at one of my exes i just. Despise a bit

whatts on tumblr Stays

 i seriously hate my ex sooooo fucking much. im still. Friends. for some fucking wild reason like please give me my time and energy wasted on your pathetic ass because im really fucking sorry i cant make it to homecoming and everyones lives is bad uwu 

like at this point? id welcome a car hitting me because it’d be the best thing to happen to me. i srsly wish i could call my dad just an asshole. you dont know jackshit about me and the type of shit ive been through, only one god damn person knows me and the shit ive been through the past 4 years and you know what? you will never reach that god damn level of friendship with anyone because youre just pathetic. you think that everyone can live and tolerate bc you do too.

you just utterly frustrate me. you let nonblack people say the n-word and dont mind your business overall but Suddenly you want to know everything bout my mental health

ya no with literally one exception, my exes stay just friends. you dont get to know all that shit to fucking judge me.  

[i-amusemyself]

All Emoji Asks.

🐰 what is one secret youve never told anyone?I don't really have that many secrets. I guess theres a side of my personality that I spend a lot of energy supressing like hell that I hate with a passion.💗 if you could hug anyone, who would it be?Right now? My best friend right next to me or my friend back home.🐹 what are some of your favourite pokemons and why?I mean, I only ever played pokemon go, but from that I loved the squirtles and the evees just bc theyre cute af🌠 if you were in charge of the world what would it be like?A lot more chilled out. Chill pills would be mandatory.👀 what was the most recent vivid dream you had?Okay I had two freaking weird ones the other night?In one I was a 10 y/o muslim girl going to a new primary school and while I was there I started raising money for a cancer charity.In the other I was taking a really hard A level maths exam and getting stressed and mad bc everyone kept talking and I couldnt finish it in time.☀ what do you like most about your best friend?EVERYTHING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Idk, I guess how forgiving and layed back she is. She always tries to understand and see things from your point of view.😘 talk about your crush or partnerLmao I'm alone 😂 I do have a crush but its a million miles from mutual so like, shes amazing but boi it hurts 😂💁 if someone was rude to you would you be rude back?Depends on how well I know them and what they're like tbh. I'll banter, but I avoid confrontation.🌟 what do you like about yourself? (3 things)😂😂😂 wow erm...1. I always try and put in all the energy I have if someone/something needs it2. I make loads of terrible puns its gr93. I really dont have any other qualities idk🐾 what are you scared of most? How will you overcome it?👏 I'm terrified of abandonment 👏 aaaand as of yet I have no idea how to deal with it ngl🎁 what never fails to make you happy?Really good stand up commedy or my favourite music💙 what annoys you about some people?Their complete lack of self-awareness. Idk, maybe I'm low key jealous too but srsly some people????😤 do you get angry easily?Yeah. I keep pretty good tabs on it so you probs wouldnt know it, but if something upsets me, chances are I'm hella pissed too.🐇 what do you always daydream about?Dramatic and upsetting situations or drunk situations 😂🌻 if you could change 3 things about the world what would you change?1. Sort out equality and all that jazz2. Divide up the land more equally, bc it pisses me off that some people are living in tiny cramped shacks and others have 100 mile square farms.3. End capitalism and with that make all necessary services free.🍓 send me 4 names: kiss, befriend, kill or marry?Anon?✈ what is your dream city and why?I mean Ive always wanted to go to copenhagen but theres no guarantee its gonna be my fave. My fave so far is Amsterdam bc its so peaceful and the architecture is to die for.☕ talk about your ideal day?Spend it with my best friend/crush. Lay in bed late and be lazy and watch good TV/movies. Maybe go out in the afternoon to not go stir crazy and entertain ourselves. Stay up kinda late talking about deep shit, lying underneath the stars.🌸 are you an introvert, ambivert or extrovert?Ambivert!💧 when was the last time you cried?Yesterday lmao 😂 i havent gone more than 2 days without crying in the past week 😧 I just got myself into a nice Depression Episode.🎵 name 5 songs you like atm?Argh I havent listened to music in so long (7 days...) umm so things i wanna listen to- youth by daughter- voices by Motionless in white- living dead girl by rob zombie- corpse roads by keaton hensen- lost boy by troye sivan⚡ if you had any superpower what would it be and why?Mind reading bc my anxiety would be halved.💛 if you could talk to your younger self, what would you say?I'd tell myself to stop trying to fit in and be like everybody else because the people I know are just a tiny portion of the population and really aren't much to aspire to. I'd tell myself to drop all my shitty friends because it would stop me from dealing with a lot of crap later on. I'd point myself in the right direction of the better people 😂I'd teach myself how to stand up for myself and how to not take any crap.And I'd give myself a hug and tell myself it's okay not to be cishet, because maybe if I could turn back time and start to deal with it earlier I'd be okay with it now.💚 who are you jealous of and why?A lot of people really, with qualities I don't have.I suppose one kid in particular is like, everything i want to be. Kind, hillarious, confident, close to people I love. 💎 what would you rather have more of: intelligence, beauty, kindness, wealth or bravery? Why?Bravery or kindness?? Its hard to have one without the other. Also beauty ngl bc im fugly.🙊 what are you ashamed of?My gender and sexuality 👏🌺 which languages do you know? Which do you want to learn?I know english and spanish and I'm learning Danish. Hopefully once I'm okay at danish I can learn arabic. Ill be satisfied after that 😂☘ if you could be any fictional characters friend/lover who would it be and why?I mean, theres plenty of fictional lesbians where im like 😏👀 but honestly if I had to pick only one person I'd choose Kieren Walker from in the flesh bc he needs a friend and I relate to him so strongly.☁ talk about your dream universe.Mental and physical illness doesnt exist. People arent dicks. Everything is free. No one feels unloveable.💜 which acts of kindness are you going to do today?Idk I'm p much done for the day 😂 I've been helping out around the house all day tho🐬 if you could transform into any animal what would it be and why?I mean i might be biased but either a dog or a sloth bc they get to sleep all the time 😂🍄 talk about someone/something you really dislike.Someone I was best friends with for 4 years suddenly turned around and stabbed me in the back, made up shit about me, arranged that all my friends not talk to me for a fortnight, sent group emails stuffed with emotional manipulation and blamed me for her suicidal thoughts. I nearly ended it. Now I get to watch my friends still loving her like she isn't the world's most heartless person. It makes my blood boil.😣 talk about something that has been making you depressed/angry/anxious.I'm staying with my best friend rn and I can't stand the thought of going home.🍪 what did you want to be as a kid and what do you want to be now?I wanted to be a nurse and now I wanna be a doctor 👏 variety 👏🍰 what are some of your favourite sugary foods?I cant really eat sugar 😂 so fuck knows? Chocolate?🍑 what are you obsessed with?Brains, thought processes, psychopaths, graveyards and more 😂💘 what happens to you when youre stressed?I just get really emotional and start agressively making lists everywhere in an attempt to sort my life out.😪 what are you sick of?Humanity.🙀 are you an adrenaline seeker?Yeah its terrible 😂 i hate anxiety but I also kinda love it when my heart races.💥 what are some unpopular opinions you have?I....dont? I cba with discourse lifes too short.☔ would you consider yourself a good person?I think anyone with good intentions is usually a good person so yeah😊 what do you do as hobbies?Sleep, binge watch netflix and blog 😂🎤 whats the last song you hummed or sang by yourself?👏👏👏 Mr Brightside 👏👏👏 what a jam 👏👏👏🐝 whats your worst trait?Being waaayyy too clingy.🌷 whats your mbti personality type and why do you think it suits you?ISFJ and yeah defo, its the defender and I feel that tbh🐶 send me 3 fictional people and ill choose my favourite.Anon?👑 who are your favourite celebrities and why?Kaitlyn Alexander is my bae.Besides that I dont really....obsess over any celebrities? Eliza taylor is doing p good 😂 ummm also some youtubers? Do they count?🐴 opinion on __?Its a great bit of punctuation.🍋 do you consider yourself to be an emotional person?Lmfaoooooo YES📚 share 3 books you love and your favourite quotes from them.M8. Thats not gonna happen 😂 I love any book that makes me cry but I cannot quote a single word.😔 what do you always do when you feel sad? Does it work?Find a quiet corner, shut my eyes and listen to my Depression Playlist. It doesn't always make me feel better but it helps me ride it out.🙂 what thoughts keep you going when you're sad?The thoughts of uni and that I'll hopefully meet some great new people. Also my best friend. Just in general 😂🌎 which country do you live in?England.🐧 describe yourself in 3 words?Awkward, tall and shy.🙉 what quotes changed you?"Pick your fights" bc as much as its a meme it helps me chill outAlso "everything is temporary" and "the sun will rise and we will try again".💭 do you keep a diary?I have a personal blog which acts as a diary yeah💫 who inspires you?Kaitlyn Alexander!! (Listen theyre like the first nb representation I ever knew and I relate so much to everything they say and theyre so cute and talented)👻 do you believe in ghosts and why?I mean, my initial response is no. Because we're just bags of flesh made up of cells and when we die those cells die so theres nothing to live on.But tbh we know so little about the universe I'm open to the possibility of anything at this point.🎀 whats your fashion sense like?Dior. I know what clothes I like and think look good but I never like them on me.🎬 what are some of your favourite films?Deadpool, My sisters keeper, pitch perfect 2 ermm🍦 what is one treasured childhood memory?UmmmmmmmmmmmmWhen I first got my bunny, that was an amazing day!!🐼 if you could meet anyone, who would it be and why?Um my soulmate? Where are they at?

[runawaymushroom]

hi there! i was tagged by @michaelssw0rd and @peikaixi to share 10 (ten) random facts about me, so that’s what you’ll find under the cut. thank you to both of you, you are lovely people and i love you.

1. i was tagged to do this quite a while ago and i had all ten facts written down on mobile but i left the post in a draft to put a read more on it, you know, so it wouldnt be too long and bother people, but then when i logged on desktop the post was gone and i was a bit sad so i decided to leave it for later and i completely forgot bc i love procrastinating, forgetting and being generally irresponsible

2. ive started watching shadowhunters bc i needed something lighter and easier to watch after penny dreadful but ive been apprehensive about the last 2 (two) eps so i havent watched them yet but i have started reading the books. (i am aware they are bad but i downloaded a pdf of the whole series for free, so it doesnt bother me much, i like badlit anyway)

3. i love sleeping its my favourite hobbie, im not even kidding. when i dont know what to do, i sleep. when im procrastinating, i sleep. when im upset, i sleep. when im bored, i sleep. when im ok, i sleep. if you ever need to find me, look for me in bed first. altho i can sleep most anywhere and im a heavy sleeper so good luck waking me up.

4. i am often put in such farfetched situations that i can hardly believe them myself. srsly, sometimes i dont even tell ppl bc its a bit odd. like, i once ‘tricked’ a homophobic teacher into singing a love ballad about another man. i was once driven to school by a man with connections to the ucranian mob. what is my life, i just want to sleep. this is why i dont leave the house unless i have to.

5. the oddest compliment i’ve ever been given was that i had a sexy sneeze. i dont agree, i mean, can sneezing even be sexy?? the person was completely serious.

6. the oddest compliment i’ve ever given was saying a nun was handsome. she’s an old person, like one of the oldest around, and she was speaking to my mother and my mum introduced us and the nun told me i was handsome and i said ‘thank you, you too’. i panicked ok, im not used to compliments and to religious figures unless its in a horror movie.

7. i love tea. im drinking tea right now. green tea. i bought cut & run fandom tea, i still have quite a bit. its v good, actually. i recommend the ty grady and cameron jacobs blends.

8. i really enjoy going to the zoo and animal preserve type places and i wish i could go to one right now. i just love animals so much! all of them! i dont enjoy the places oriented towards performances, tho, like seaworld and such. i am also v much against animals in the circus.

9. i can’t whistle. nope. i can mimic a kettle tho.

10. my favourite animal is the african bull frog.

aaaand im tagging the following people, with no pressure on my part. do it, or dont, but lemme know if you do bc i love you. @jaredduck @n3verstopw1shing @katyblue-ash00 @souperboy @bloodonmykimono and anyone and everyone that wants to do this of course, consider this my open invitation, just say i tagged you!!

[flyingcookierambles]

toudanshi that i have

talked w/ a friend tonight about touken ranbu. basically, i think i have to either just reset my dmm password to regain control of my acc, or dmm figured out i use vpn lmao. anyways i havent played tkrb for about 1 year now, the last event i participated in being the event where you got nansen ichimonji. ive had this fun list thats a mix of history and personal thoughts on each boy i have on my phone’s default notes app for like years lol. most of the history came from a combo of the tkrb wiki trivia sections and also this tumblr. i dont think that they are as into tkrb now tho since they havent posted things for a while.

今剣 いまのつるぎ Ima no Tsurugi - only tantou that was used in seppuku (Iwatooshi’s owner’s suggestion to save face), now missing.

秋田藤四郎 あきたとうしろう Akita Toushirou - lived long life without actually being in battle and now stays in a Kyoto national museum.

小夜左文字 さよさもじ Sayo Samonji - Like all swords by Saemonzaburo, he has endless depression and cycles of revenge that started from his original owner's quest to avenge his mother. Then got sold for food and is now missing.

五個体 ごこたい Gokotai - small child fends off five tigers at once ONE TIME, gets embarrassing name for the rest of his life. Now lives in a museum.

歌仙兼定 かせんかねさだ Kasen Kanesada - Claims to be a cultured elegant sword, named after the 36 Immortals of Poetry....or the 36 attendants that Hosokawa Tadaoki killed. Whichever one works right?

愛染国俊 あいぜんくにとし Aizen Kunitoshi - who knows. He's Akashi Kuniyuki's little (less favorite) brother.

薬研藤四郎 やげんとしろう Yagen Toushirou - the third sword owned by Nobunaga and would be national treasure of Japan...if only he hadn't disappeared during the Honnoji Incident.

蜂須賀虎徹 はちずくこてつ Hachisuka Kotetsu - There can only be one.

堀川国広 ほりかわくにひろ Horikawa Kunihiro - Hijikata of the Shinsengumi's second sword and Izuminokami Kanesada's precious waifu, was dumped at sea with 200K other swords.

鯰尾藤四郎 なまずおとうしるう Namazuo Toushirou - was damaged by Osaka Castle fire, repaired by Awataguchi Yoshimitsu, now lives in museum in Nagoya. Also suffers amnesia and can’t remember his brother Honebami.

宗三左文字 そうざさもんじ Souza Samonji - Like all swords by Saemonzaburo, he suffers endless pain and misery and wants to die. Has been owned by all three of the Great Unifiers and was never actually used in battle, like a caged bird. Is now missing, hopefully got his wish of death.

鳴狐 なきぎつね Nakigitsune - despite his name, is a silent fox kid that was never used for battle, lived in a private home as a couch potato, and now lives in a museum, basically spending all his life in glass cases.

山姥切国広 やまんばぎりくにひろYamanbagiri Kunihiro - tall, fake, and brooding. Supposedly lost in an earthquake, now in a private collection. Or is he?

乱藤四郎みだれとうしろうMidare Toushirou - sword has a wavy thing that sets it apart from other Toushirou tantous. Result: the Smurf...ette Principle?

前田藤四郎まえだとうしろう Maeda Toushirou - Hirano’s bro and also owned by Hirano’s younger brother, he now spends his time in a private museum.

やまぶしくにひるYamabushi Kunihiro - KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA monk (?) guy

鶯丸 Uguisumaru - true Jiji. (how the heck did I get this guy by forging srsly?!?!!)

陸奥守吉行 むてのかみよしゆきMutsunokami Yoshiyuki - hates Nagasone Kotetsu for (supposedly) killing his owner, Ryouta Sakemoto. Also dual wields a nice Winchester and an uchigatana.

へしきりはせべHeshikiri Hasebe - poor tracksuit meme lord grandpa

獅子王 ししょう Shishiou - killed a Nue, wears its pelt like a boss (how did i get you with 999 X 4 recipe and 3 hour waiting???)

にっかり青江 にかりあおえNikkari Aoe - He ain't afraid of no ghost! Alternatively: Who ya call?! Nikkari!

おけおくりからOokurikara - T-shirt grandpa

骨喰藤四郎 ほねばみとうしろうHonebami Toushirou - snobby child that wants his brother back

加州清光  Kashuu Kiyomitsu - named “the child from under the river” because his owner grew up in the slums of Edo, also hates Okita (aka: that guy) who threw him away when he broke during the Battle of Ikedaya. Ex-Shinsengumi sword. Also clingy. Very, very clingy and love starved.

大和守安定 Yamato No Kami Yasusada - Kashuu's soul mate bro and fellow Shinsengumi sword of Okita. Unlike Kashuu, he still likes Okita, taking on his personality after he died of TB.

厚藤四郎 Atsushi Toushirou - owned by many famous people, he is thicker than normal tantous and has a bit of an ego. Is also somehow manlier than the other Toushirou boys and wears shorts instead of short shorts.

平野藤四郎 ひらのとうしろうHirano Toushirou - owned by the Maeda family and Hirano’s owner’s older brother, he now lives in the private museum of the Imperial family with Ichigo, Mikazuki, Tsurumaru, and Uguisumaru.

和泉守兼定 いずみのかみかねさだ Izumi no Kami Kanesada - Kasane's 800% cooler older brother, sword of Hijikata, and Horikawa Kunihiro's husbando. Now lives in a museum dedicated to Hijikata and is only viewable on his death anniversary.

燭台切光忠 しょくだいきりみつただ Shokudaikiri Mitsutada - Date Masamune used him to killed a man and ended up cutting a candle while doing so. Wanna guess what he got named after? Now lives in a museum. (ps the answer is candle cutter pikachu)

同田貫正国 どうだぬきまさくに Doudanuki Masakuni - practicality is better than appearance. (F)

蜻蛉切　とんぼきり　Tonbokiri -  Created by Muramasa, said to be one of the three great spears. (D 5-2) (oct 16 2016)

江雪左文字　こうせつさもんじ Kousetsu Samonji - “Thou shalt not kill” says the strongest icy tachi in the game. Was owned by a monk in life, now in a museum. Has a sweet spot for his younger brothers, Sayo and Souza. (3/4 rare tachi, forged)

千子村正 せんごむらまさ Sengo Muramasa - Tonbonkiri’s younger “brother” also made by Muramasa. This bara boi fights with thigh high boots and claims he drives people insane...or it is just him? (event)

南泉一文字　なんせんいちもんじ Nansen Ichimonji - just chilling at his sword rack when a cat starts to goof around with him. This caused him to fall and accidentally kill a cat. He has since then been cursed to say “Nya~” and behave like a grumpy teenage cat boy. Lives in a museum. (Event)