#i spliced the shit out of this lmfao

[rolandkaros]

KAROLÍNA MUCHOVÁ [CZE] -> I BET ON LOSING DOGS [MITSKI]

[greed-the-dorkalicious]

All the discussion around AI lately got me thinking about an incident recently in which a guy got his ass sorely beat by the vocal synth community

For those of you not familiar, “vocal synths” in the electronic music sense typically refers to programs like Vocaloid, SynthV, UTAU, Alter/Ego, DeepVocal, etc., digital instruments that allow composers to create, as the name implies, synthesized vocal tracks. The way they work is that they draw from libraries (referred to as “voicebanks” or VB for short) of special studio recorded* vocal samples from singers singing different syllables at a consistent pitch. The program then splices these together and adjusts the pitch to match whatever notes you put in- You want to do All Star, it’s gonna string together “[suh][m] [buh][di] [wuh][n][s] [tO][ld] [mi]” or something like that. Basically it’s an extremely complicated sampler.

(*unless you’re using UTAU or another build-your-own-vocal program in which the “studio” is only metaphorical, and is sometimes somebody’s basement with a Rockband mic plugged into a laptop.)

Now, there is no threat of vocal synths putting actual singers out of a job. Even the best vocal synths always have a bit of a robotic sound to them, and the voicebanks take hundreds of hours of recording time from you know, actual singers. Any piece made with vocal synths has to be worked by a human hand in a process called “tuning” in order to sound any good, whether you’re trying to make it sound human or leaning into the robotic sound. This isn’t something that’s being done on a corporate scale to cut costs- This is something pretty much exclusively being done by small scale indie music hobbyists because we fucking love Hatsune Miku and her weird buddies. Most folks are less interested in doing something that sounds 1:1 like a human voice and more in going beyond what humans can do to make shit like this

One of the leading vocal synths right now is Synthesizer V (SynthV), created by a company called Dreamtonics. SynthV offers fancier versions of some of its voicebanks, which are called “AI” voicebanks. These use machine learning trained on, again, professionally recorded and legally licensed vocal samples to help make songs sound a little bit more smooth, a little bit more in line with whatever singing style you’re aiming for. Everything else previously mentioned still applies: They’re still painstakingly recorded and programmed, you still need to tweak it yourself to get it to sound just right, and it’s still never going to sound 100% like a human. And that’s fine!

For this next bit y’all are gonna have to trust me because the tweets all got deleted, though if anyone wants I’m happy to pull up screencaps of talking shit about it with other vocal synth folks when it happened lmfao

So basically. Since ChatGPT type grifters have convinced people that “AI” means “magic plagiarism button”, back in April some dipshit NFT guy on Twitter started complaining on an official SynthV update post that SynthV (which he apparently believed to be called “Dreamtonics”, the name of the company that makes it) should allow people to make voicebanks from “their own voice”, insisting that it would be easy and PROFITABLE!™ to do so. He also clearly did not actually mean “their own voice” but rather “the voices of celebrity singers shamelessly lifted without their consent”, which was made extra obvious from a tweet on his own page that was like “Teehee people in monitored Twitter spaces don’t realize their voices are being recorded and fed into AI!” which he then deleted after I linked it on the thread about SynthV. lol.

Dude proceeded to get whupped by actual vocal synth people basically saying shit along the lines of “Yeah we can all tell you just want to commit cheap plagiarism, jackass” and “Dude why are you here when you clearly don’t understand the very very basics of what this software even is” and “Go make an UTAU voicebank if it’s so easy then”. (UTAU being a Japanese freeware program that hasn’t been updated since 2013. Creating an UTAU voicebank is complicated and takes a lot of time and technical knowledge.) He still refused to learn the basics of how vocal synths work, and proceeded to ask if “UTAU or Diff is most compatible with Dreamtonics”, a question absolutely no one could make any sense of? Lol.

Anyway, I don’t have anywhere in particular I’m going with this, I just think AI grifters are morons, and it’s obnoxious how the vague and misleading term “AI” has gotten nigh-mythologized by shady tech companies to the point that people can’t tell the difference between perfectly reasonable assistive technology and magic plagiarism.

Btw, fun fact for anyone who’s wondering, there do in fact exist legally/morally questionable UTAU voicebanks spliced from outside vocals. These are called “jinriki” voicebanks and not only do they take the same amount (if not more) of hard work as any other voicebank, they’re far from the insta-Beyoncé this dude was aiming for, and instead they sound um. like this

[feuqueerfire]

Wandee Goodday Ep 6 Live Blogging

After failing terribly to keep up with 23.5 weekly, I'm happy that I'm catching the first episode that I'm watching as it airs on the day that it airs rather than 4 weeks down the line. I had to wait for 4 days since I finished ep 5 and it wasn't too bad of a wait but I'm also not disengaged. I think it helps that Oh No! Here Comes Trouble, the show I'm binging right now, is good but I can put it down for long enough to catch an episode of a different show without just wishing to watch Trouble instead.

Ep 6 (June 8)

6-1

domestic morning, as it tends to be with them

Yak sharing a past weakness with Dee. Also comes back to the fact that Yak hates to lose since he said he remembered his first boxing match loss for a long time

A bet? Among a pair who likes to win (Dee) vs hates to lose (Yak)? My bet would be that Dee will miss him more but since he's aware that he maybe likes Yak, he'll hold off on showing it whereas Yak will end up breaking first because he may not even realize just how much he's emotionally involved

So how are they supposed to figure out who misses the other more since they're calling and talking all the time

aw, Dee is alone at home and missing Yak and reminiscing about some conversations and wants to talk to Yak more

boxing elephant pants plug

toothpaste on mirror thing, pls you haven't seen Yak in like 3 days, you'll be fine!!

oh 3 days fr

at least Yak is also semi-aware that he kinda likes both Dee and Taem and even discusses it a bit with Yei

when Yak looked up from his phone and stared into the distance, I got afraid that Dee was gonna randomly open the doors lol

girl?! lmfao he showed up fr

I did think Dee was gonna lose his mind missing Yak but I wasn't actually expecting him to go meet him or to show it.

6-2

Dee drove 2 hours and is planning on driving back 2 hours because he has an early morning tomorrow? my guy

Great/Yak really just looks so Nong in this outfit and this night with both Yei and Dee, cutee

a chin kiss is so funny sorry

Ter constantly speaking over Dee again, aghhhhhh >:(

How often do we get to cheer for 2 beds rather than 1?

pushed the flights back by two days?! bro, Ter's audacity knows no bounds

let's kill this guy

6-3

non-binary genders mentioned

the kiss attack when Yak drags Dee out to the staircase is so cute

Kao don't tell Dee to get back to Ter!

all this discussion at the hospital, I'm always worried that Ter or one of the gossipy nurses are gonna overhear

spoke to soon. Ter watching Dee watch Yak

Taem being in the hospital makes everything chaotic because YakDee are supposed to pretend they're boyfriends while they're here but Taem should think Yak's still single and likes her. hard to juggle such contradictions

Cher's naughty hand hehe

is Cher insinuating they had (video) call sex? how fun

I wish they wouldn't do the 2 pairs' makeout scenes spliced together like this lol feels awkward

6-4

Yakdee on a double date with YeiCher ahh just confess guys

Second time Yak's helping Dee cross the road, I wonder when they'll get into his trauma with the road crossing and his parents' deaths

ah, debt collectors

Dee being part of the family being brought up twice in like 2 minutes

YeiCher are literally sooooo cute, I'm afraid of the debt collectors and how that'll affect their relationship

had to pause at the "If you hadn't passed by when I was assaulted" because what?!

Though I guess the follow up makes sense that Cher then wants to learn how to defend himself and so became a customer

You like him, Dee!

Very short episode, less than 45 minutes long including credits and the preview. Also feels like not much actually happened and there wasn't much progress emotionally or plot-wise beyond Ter making a move again, Dee kind of seriously considering how he feels about Yak, and we the audience see the debt collectors but Cher doesn't.

I knew Ter was gonna pull some shit but I was still so mad seeing him speak over Dee again! and then delaying their flights without discussion with Dee? let's just kill him wtf

I'm keen to see YakDee kiss or realize feelings or confess or anything and for Cher to discover all the debt Yei's in and have a discussion or falling out or whatever's coming. I want some progress on at least one of these fronts next episode.

[awhyeahdemi]

You are like one of the most supportive people ever😭 Just wanted to thank you personally💕

Holy shit hi! 😅😳

Of course I’ll always be supportive! I’ve been reading both you and @xanderbradeshaw fics since you came out with mail order omega and they came out with weapon! You both were the first authors I loved when I got into the ereri fandom back in 2016. It’s actually funny that you sent me anything because I just started rereading knocked up and spliced because they’re my favorites!

But I will always support you both. You are amazing authors and are obviously amazing humans. I super appreciate you guys for what you do ❤️❤️

(I also scared my fiancé and cat because I screamed when I saw you sent me something lmfao🤷🏻‍♀️)

[tiffgeorgina]

alright trailer thoughts

watch it here slutties: https://twitter.com/SHOBlackMonday/status/1216778009044291585

1) HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT’S HERE THIS FEELS SURREAL

2) HOLYYY SHITTTT

3) but actually let’s get it. this song bangs showtime stays on their excellent editing.

4) trying to analyze showtime’s trailers is like trying to grab smoke so this is going to be extremely barebones for a while. 

5) somebody drives off with the busted up limbo, but we can’t tell who it is yet bc their face never comes into view. they’re wearing a gray suit tho, so it may become more obvious who it is once the episode itself is out.

6) mo is being dramatic asf which as of 1x10 is perfectly in character lmfao

7) bro what the FUCK did you do to your hair i gotta ask fuck the 80s. also there’s this character on IMDb tagged “Vanessa (hair like mo)” so that makes more sense now maybe?

8) establishing shots that almost make me think mo is hiding out in california. since we know his orphanage story is bullshit, maybe he’s visiting family? maybe this is where that marcus wainright iii character comes in? since i dont think he’s in the trailer?

9) keith is living. almost has out-of-the-closet energy. i bet that scene of him roller skating is either after a) he comes out to his wife and divorces her or b) he gets a call from mo and flies straight out to cali to meet up with him.

10) the editing is so good you guys holy shit they jsut never quit over there do they?

11) a shot of mo in some suburb. could be a family member or a friend’s house? which again leads me to think he’s in california.

12) there’s this TV show called “America’s Most Unsolved Crimes” that mo shows up on bc he’s being solely blamed for the crash. how dawn and blair managed to avoid any blame whatsoever is beyond me, but mo is an excellent scapegoat since he confessed on record. no idea who the guy sitting on the desk talking about him is tho, since he wasn’t announced as one of the new guest stars. probably just a one off. maybe this is where “reenactment dawn” comes in from the IMDb page?

13) mo is bringing back the 70s and i do not like it. when i said the 80s were cool bc nobody knew how to dress themselves This Is Not What I Meant.

14) he wouldn’t just casually play basketball with some random kids, these are probably either his cousins or his nephews or the kids of a friend. again leads me to believe he’s in california, possibly visiting marcus? it would make sense. either that or we finally get some real concrete background on mo that isn’t total bullshit.

15) keith is in contact with mo. it’s hard to tell if keith went to cali to see mo or if mo came to NY seeing as both are extremely suspicious. assuming mo is in cali that is. keith is definitely going to get mo back in the game. speaking of mo, this entire first 30 seconds is Mo-centric, so i bet mo’s arc is going to be plottier than blair or dawn’s in 1“A” (showtime doesn���t really have A and B arcs for this show bc there’s no midseason hiatus i just like the terminology)

16) throwback thursday lmfao

17) no idea who this guy shooting/probably fake shooting is?? like no idea. could be nothing of importance and just a transition filler/tone setting moment.

18) the heat is on motherfucker! let’s get this cat and mouse shit im ready for it!

19) here we go here’s dawn. back at the jammer group. back at DAWN AS THE PRESIDENT HIRING A BUNCH OF WOMEN???????? BIIIIIITTTTCCCCHHHH I LOVE TO SEE IT. INCLUDING DEANNA CHENG (she’s friends with casey which means she’s friends with half the cast we should’ve known she wasn’t going anywhere) AKA THE SALES CLERK WHO HARASSED DAWN IN 1X02????? YES BITHC

20) then wayne and yassir fucking it up (nice facial hair wayne it’s hideous kjsfkjdhg) and the women throwing paper at him??? LKJRHGKLJSERH????

21) blair and tiff dressed up??? guys. they’re going to some rich people gala thing. this is what i was talkinf about. im almost certain this is how blair and harris meet. their wives are gonna see each other after not having spoken in years bc of whatever but they used to be friends so they go to talk and the husbands and dragged along and *closet case to closet case communication sounds*

22) ok now BLAIR’S on the exercise craze? i thought that was just gonna be dawn like in s1 also how long is this exercise montage in the show bc there are some things a god fearing lesbian shouldn’t have to see. this weird mirror talking shit feels like voyeurism from this perspective i feel like i shouldn’t be seeing this.

23) she’s still topping him??? after all that??? aight yk it’s part of the dynamic

24) tiff is wearing the same dress in “you do, hunk” as she is in the bit where they get out of the limo and deal with the paparazzi so i presume that workout scene is immediately before that gala thing im establishing a #timeline

25) the skants reveal??? we call that PLOT DEVELOPMENT i love a good callback to the first season

26) the shocked gasp i can’t tell if it’s good or bad. also does this mean tiff’s starting her own company? since georgina is liquid?

27) larry telling dawn that mo’s on his way back for revenge? spliced with mo staring at the wall like he so frequently does while smoking? mayhaps this editing went off also i never thought i’d say this but the brotherfucker has a point mo is gonna pop off when he sees yall again

28) FBI wyd........ that’s a lot

29) that falling out last season bit: blair’s definitely talking about tiff’s parents, and im almost certain andrew flubbed right there and improvised over it by saying “autumn.” well im appreciative of that bc a) it’s funny and b) it indicates when this is going on a bit. it’s not like we’re two years in the future or anything. this is probably gonna start a couple of months after the crash and that’s it.

30) no idea who blair is talking to tho since i can’t see the woman’s face. could be one of tiff’s friends? idk. also nice hair tiff

31) that ball spinning around like a gumball in a machine? weird transition but aight. also immediately after, dawn is in the lehman office, again no idea why. probably the same scene as larry telling her that mo is plotting his revenge but idk why she’s there.

32) that shot of a plane coming into JFK? now im near certain that mo is in cali it would make so much sense please showtime just MAKE SENSE. 

33) confetti and mo’s entrance? you know what it’s what i should’ve expected tbh it’s all so delightfully in character EDIT: THE CONFETTI IS NOT BEFORE MO’S ENTRANCE. YOU CAN SEE DAWN’S CLOTHES CHANGE COLOR, IT WAS JUST AN EDITING TRICK.

34) mo’s just gonna pull up, zero fucks, in the middle of the day. much different than how i thought this scene would go, with a lot of betrayal and drama involved instead of this bitch just pulling up. now idek if dawn and mo are in contact before this, when before i was almost certain they would be.

35) what blair says here is definitely not the first thing he says when mo walks in, i can tell from the editing. also im near certain that blair doesn’t say “bro.” it sounds edited in/done in post (his voice pitches up a lot there when that’s usually a beat when your voice would fall), so i wouldn’t be surprised if blair curses a lot there and they just had to edit it to stay in the green band. 

36) ol polluted waterfall lookin ass jshgkjfdhg mo quit lying that hairstyle is not popular fuck off

37) im loving this tagging order tbh. paul scheer getting tagged in the trailer is just. what he deserves. do we consider keith a protagonist now? he’s in all the promo material by name and face now.

38) regina and andrew look so good god yes also the editing is so GOOD fuck

39) keith (hand holding emoji) blair

        getting hit by random vehicles

40) NO THE LIMBO FUCK SHIT THESE CARS WERE NOT MEANT TO LAST almost looks deliberate :eyes emoji:

41) what’s keith doing with this barbershop quartet wtf

42) almost certain that’s tiff singing? based on 1x09 this oughta be good lmao

43) THE HEEL CLICKING IS TAKING ME OUT HGKJDHFGKJFD. could this be mo and marcus? who knows?

44) look at all the cash wtf what’s all that cash for? ah shit here we go again

45) tiff entering another dimension followed by dawn doing what is certainly a mountain of coke? kind of poetic cinema ok

46) ok dawn’s wearing that green suit again from my icon so??? what does it mean what does it all mean

47) who is mo squaring up with tf? is this marcus? i can’t tell in this lighting maybe it’s fake shooting guy idk also where the fuck are they? some party? but not a rich ppl thing just a thing? idk

48) guys. we have it. the fucking airdate. i have been stanning since the first fucking episode almost a year ago today and finally we have an airdate. respect to the new stans but yall dont know what seven and a half months of network radio silence in regards to your current obsession feels like. @hatimbinaba msged me and said we had a date and the shot of adrenaline i felt was like nothing else. serotonin is currently stored in the black monday and now the serotonin is stored in the ME. Sunday, March 15, 2020, 10 pm motherfuckers. put that shit on the calendar. also looks like we have a slightly earlier timeslot which is nice.

49) and to top (ahah) it all off we have blair just straight up gay panicking at the end. that’s definitely tuc and june and if yall have been following yall would know that tuc is playing blair’s love interest and june is playing tuc’s wife so this is all very jghsrkjghs im rly excited for this scene. no way of knowing if this is before or after blair and harris get together but it’s still kshgkdjhgdkj. rich people golfing? more like rich people existing lmao. also where’s that onion video i need to find the onion video fuck this is just like the onion said would happen. i will post it and make memes later. 

50) then blair just gets hit??? by the golfcart?? and there’s this scream that is definitely not the scream of andrew, tuc or june so??? whose scream was that??? did they add that shit in post??? tf???? also tuc and june barely flinching is really decapitating me kjshkrjdg

51) there’s no way of knowing if tiff is also at the golf course, but if she isn’t? then it’s just blair and his canon love interest and canon love interest’s wife???? which is so funny “hey come play golf with me” “oh is anyone else coming?” “ya my wife” “you’re so stupid i have to question how you’re even still alive”

52) WHEEWWWW AND THAT’S IT YALL!!! BUT A COUPLE MORE THINGS. some distinct absences: no known shot of marcus (which is wack yall would think they would want to plug the hell out of dulé hill) and very few shots of harris and corky. why. promote your newcomers some more tf.

anyways that’s all on this long ass post. @ mutuals expect more freakouts xx love yall this is unedited just raw emotion

[the-ghost-of-jason-todd]

@goldkirk replied to your post “i had a lot of wierd OCs growing up and i just now realized that i...”

I’m literally so interested???? I love her

SWEET LEMME INFO DUMP BECAUSE HOLY SHIT I LOVE 13-YEAR-OLD ME AND THEIR WEIRD IDEAS??

Okay, so, in her original story Lucky the Mutant was created via DNA splicing.  They just glued in some extra chromosomes and turned her into a walking organ donation factory.  She’s like what would happen if two conjoined twins didn’t form two separate consciousnesses, except more.  In BNHA she would probably be a government-sanctioned Nomu, honestly, because what the heck.  Science experiments gone wrong.

She has: six extra chromosomes, three sets of arms (including shoulder blades/collar bones), two faces, four eyes, two working jaws, two hearts, six kidneys, three cervical ribs, twelve canine teeth (six in each mouth), twelve wisdom teeth (same), two fused pelvic bones (one set protruding from the skin in the back), two sets of internal reproductive organs, and extra little toes.

The notes in the picture are what she’s named her own supernumerary limbs: front arms are her ‘ana’ arms, middle ones are ‘meta’, back ones are ‘distal’.  Her left face is her ‘supra’ face and her right is her ‘infra’ face.  She was a bit of a book nerd growing up due to never going outside and being hidden from the world, so she looked up medical terms and labeled herself to make it easier to tell what part was doing what, like... if she grabbed something, which hand would do the grabbing?  Could she talk through her supra mouth if she was eating with her infra mouth?  That kind of thing.  She kind of made herself into even more of a science experiment because that was how she grew up and it was what her parents expected of her due to the circumstances of her birth.  

At sixteen, her father moved her out of the town and into a house of her own ten miles from the town limits.  He gave her an ‘allowance’ from a trust fund that paid for the house and food and some hobbies, and then left her here.  Her mother is ??? I’m not sure.  Probably her parents had a disagreement at some point and the woman left.  Who knows.  Lucky hasn’t spoken to them in literal years (she’s now 21).   

 She wears a specially made trench coat that covers her shoulders, with a hood that she draws up over her faces.  She’s into photography and photo development, can’t cook to save her life, and used to have an aide named Emily who was hired to help her (and keep her hidden) by her estranged and incredibly rich father.  She may or may not have been pining after Emily since she was sixteen (Emily was nineteen) and was extremely sad when Emily left.

...There’s more but this is enough for now.  I just... I cannot believe how nerdy and weird I was as a kid?  The part of the story I wrote about her was mostly whump and gore with a little bit of sci-fi thrown in lmfao.  I LOVE IT SO MUCH I’M MAKING MYSELF LAUGH HELP.

[skuulduggery-blog]

Feelings on the tentaspy ?

* slams paws down on the counter *

GIVE MEOCTOPUSSY

i was gonna leave this just like this bcos im a fuckin meme BUT!! tentaspy is something i so badly wanna indulge in bcos I LOVE FUCKING TERRORS. monsters are my fuckin JAM dude ( I mean.. i am.. giant murdercat….. ). ive never been able to like.. dive in?? even tho ive rp’d a lot of spy? i do have a thread idea w @zweiherzen​ for such a thing to come about but its still in adolescences as far as plotting goes.. but god i want to do threads w/ him…..

i headcanon him as a BLUE-RINGED OCTOPUS ( courtesy of kit )!! we kinda briefly talked abt him being an experiment since ludwig is so accustom to using animal bits, so there’s probably some gene splitting science shit there that i dont really understand but ITS OK BCOS IT’LL WORK OUT SOMEHOW LMFAO. they’re super venomous and are predatory:

“ the blue-ringed octopus pounces on its prey, seizing it with its tentacles and pulling it towards its mouth. it uses its horny beak to pierce through the tough crab or shrimp exoskeleton, releasing its venom. the venom paralyses the muscles required for movement, which effectively kills the prey. ”

and idk abt u but i lOVE beaked octopuses… idk if i’d actually give him a beak on his FACE seeing as its mostly his lower region that sees the splice ( so like maybe following usual octopus structure, the beak would be hidden by his tentacles ), cos im even more lov for THEM SHARP TEEFS. but yeah, i already kinda draw my spy w/ slitted pupils mostly bcos.. im so gay for them… so that wouldnt rly really show up.. honestly he also has sharp teeth too fdsngudkj MY SPY IS ALREADY TENTASPY OK???? but no in all seriousness i cannot get over all those sorts of details, and i would LOOOOOOOVE to draw icons for it SO MUCH bcos getting to exaggerate all that shit.. oof… good shit…

personality wise, i’d definitely play off the fact that his octopus of choice is CARNIVOROUS and PREDATORY. give him that raw meat!! he’d probably be super prone to lashing out, not only because “ what the fuck im part animal, im a monster, dont fucking touch me, go away ” fdggfh but because he IS a biological predator, and it isn’t as if being a spy alone isnt already a pretty predatory role! lots of hunting and “ pouncing ” to actually quote above. he’d be like six million times more hostile than he can already be as of now, and id imagine he can’t stay out of a water-y biome for long. he DOES have a combo of lungs and gills so he can breathe ( both above and below water ), but he’ll start to go dry after about maybe a couple hours max? he definitely prefers to just.. stay in a tank or tub ( can u imagine just keepin THIS in ur bathtub? adorable! ) for the most part! i’m p sure he’d have like ~ brain glitches ~ where sometimes he’d be completely animalistic, like if suuuper hungry or kinda go like a shark in bloody water. im not sure if his voice would be altered much cos it’s not like he’s bein spliced with a snake or something thats normally troped to change. it’d mostly be in his looks and mannerisms ( and biological stuff ofc like the venom capabilities, etc ).

and with this all said: i have very strong feelings about tentaspy. GIMME!!!!

[wonv13-blog]

▸ INTRO ｡ cries cause i missed opening but honestly i saved y’all the mess of a tipsy first greeting cause we was celebrating graduation yesterday. anyway, i’m here now though and ready to get to plotting !! please call me kris or whatever. i can be reached on here, twitter, aim, or discord ( wow so many options ). i don’t have a plot page up cause i’m terrible but that’s ok. i’ll throw his info below the cut so please brainstorm with me or some shit. ok i love you guys even if won doesn’t. ♥♥

▸ say hello to your first mate. the boy has twenty six years of being a hot fucking mess !! ▸ born and ‘raised’ in kavasch where he lived the life of aladdin the street rat with his twin sister, chaewon. i promise you that she got all of the nice genes that their mia parents had to offer so if you looking for his sympathy or generosity, CHAEWON STOLE IT.  ▸ genetically spliced to be handsome as fuck strong and dumb as a brick. just kidding. but really he can probably one up you a hundred times in arm wrestling.  ▸ recruited by mafia when he was a young teen and w0w lets not talk about how he threw up in the first week because that trauma of shit he seen. he got over it eventually though because damn did they give him the softest pillows to rest his head on ever.  ▸ from there on it was seen a lot of shit, done a lot of shit as the mafia’s personal dog. the nickname still follows him to this day so feel free to call him  개새끼 ♥ ▸ bad karma eventually caught up to him and his sister ended up getting killed by his own team cause she saw shit she wasn’t supposed to so ofc ur boy goes full out insane.  ▸ lives on the run for a while because oops he crossed the mafia but on his behalf, they fucked him up first.  ▸ gets recruited to vanta within this time and hightails it out of there and now this fucker is first mate on board kids. 

personality :  ▸ snarky, jaded, cynical, charismatic, confident, decisive, casual aka he fucks around and jokes around a lot with the crew but is definitely one of those people that people stay intimidated of even though he’s so casual. :^) 

���  cusses a lot ｡  has insomnia because yay traumatic memories !! you can catch him sleeping in the weirdest of places and positions as such since he don’t like to sleep in his own bed a lot.  ｡ tattoos !!!!!!!!! ｡ i need to think of more facts. will update soon lmfao.