#i shouldnt have even gone in the kitchen so soon tbh but i just got out of bed im hungry :(

[trainingdummyrabbit]

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[is-anyone-home]

so my mom got me a google home last christmas and i never wanted one or an alexa or any type of thing that listens to you on command, etc. and tbh i never really used it. but when i moved into my current house, i put it in my kitchen thinking that i would use it to listen to music while i cook or eat or maybe the occasional podcast. i used it literally once. i had it plugged in all the time though and in order for the google home to work (in theory) both my phone and the google home need to be connected to wifi and my phone needed to have bluetooth turned on. well, i live in the country and the wifi isnt great so i always turn my wifi off on my phone and just use LTE. i also never have bluetooth on unless im specifically using something that requires bluetooth because ive noticed that it drains my battery. so, one day, i had my dog over, who lives with my dad, and i was eating a banana. i said to my dog, “do you want a piece of my banana?”, he got all excited and i gave him some banana. probably two minutes later, way after i was talking about the banana, the google home said, “a banana is a tropical fruit...” and it started saying what a banana was. keep in mind that the google home shouldnt have been working because my phone wasnt on the wifi or bluetooth, so the google home had no way to get that information fron my phone. also, i didnt even say google..in any way shape or form. i immediately was like OH MY GOD and unplugged that motherfucker and i haven’t plugged it in since. i was so freaked out and just fucking spooked because 1) the delayed timing of it was so bizarre because i said banana teo or three minutes before the demon google home even went off, 2) it wasnt even connected to my phone so how could it have even gone off!!! and 3) i didnt say “hey google” or even anything close to “google”. if you think that they’re not listening to us all the time, you’re dead wrong. i think our phones are listening too. they’re listening, watching, tracking, and probably know that i’m writing this right now and that should scare us. it’s fucking scary. nothing is private anymore and i dont really know what to make of that but needless to say i will not be plugging my demon google home anytime soon. i will probably sell it.