#i should draw salty as a pirate swordfighter :D

[number1spongebobfan]

Judo Donald vs. MMA Duncan

Donald and Duncan compete in a match to see who's the manliest Scottish engine.

Note 1: I don't know anything about sports n fighting I am girly n soft as heck so I prob got a lot of things wrong.

Note 2: This is weird.

On a pleasant summer day, Donald was surprisingly not feeling good. Douglas was sent to the steamworks to be mended. Donald felt sad without Douglas because he loved his brother very much.

"Don't be sad Donald, huh?" said Duck the Great Western Engine. "Being sad isn't the great western way, cheer up!"

"But ah feel lonely without Douggie," wheeshed Donald. "We do everything tagetha."

"Hang out with someone else for change." Duck said cheerily. He puffed away.

When Donald was carrying a workload, he stumbled upon Duncan the narrow-gauge engine. Donald accidentally dropped a metal pipe, making him grumble a bit. He swiftly picked it back up.

He's strong . . . thought Duncan. Then he had an idea.

"Oi, Donnie, wannae fight?" he grinned.

"Fight? Yer a wee engine, Ah don' wanna hurt you!" chuffed Donald.

"Not a real fight ye donkeh. A playfight." Duncan playfully punched Donald's arm.

"Ach!" winced Donald. "Och, right, hehe." Donald had friendly spars with his twin Douglas before.

The two engines faced another on a ring. Donald wore a white judo uniform with a black belt. Duncan whore fingerless gloves and yellow shorts with bandages on his feet.

The engines charged at one-another. They gripped their hands, both refusing to let go. Duncan elbowed Donald to the ground. He put him in a headlock and rustled his hair.

"Noogeh!"

"Ack!" Donald cried, struggling to let go.

Donald flipped Duncan over. He grabbed his ankle and twisted it disproportionally. Duncan kept swearing but all Donald could hear were those nautical sound effects from that episode of SpongeBob.

The match was over. They got up and smiled.

"Yer cool Donnie!" said Duncan. "We should see again sometiem!"

"That's nice, but Douggie's probably all bettar by now. Ah should go check on him. We promised we'd go fishing!"

The engines hugged and happily went home. Donald learned that even though things didn't always go his way, he could always make the best of it.

The End.