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doesnotloveyou · 1 year ago

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local wal-mart smells like fried chicken and pipes the smell into the parking lot. i wander around the intimates section looking at cheap bras while carrying a cold chunk of cheese. i buy a shirt and three days later wonder why i smell like a deep fat fryer

#wth #genuinely never occurred to me before #that selling fast fashion next to hot food is weird #america #retail #poetry #shitpost #but crossing a single aisle to get from the snack aisle to the intimates #is definitely weird #i should become a walmart walker in the winters here #this place is so needlessly huge #i swear four laps of the entire store would be a full mile #it took probably a full minute to get from frozens to hair products #the local costco seems smaller

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