#i say this as someone who recently offhandedly said man id love to be on a lobster boat right about now
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you know i think a lot about ekky taking forsy deepsea fishing
#txt#utterly fascinating that you as a sea guy would take the lake guy to the sea for fishing like you were trying to convince him it was better#i dont man i just think fishing is romantic#i say this as someone who recently offhandedly said man id love to be on a lobster boat right about now#in an escapist fantasy kind of way that all humans have of just abadoning everything and doing menial physical labour somewhere quaint#and i mentioned maine specifically because ofc i did#and the person i was talking to went “oh? well we can start here [where we live]! its lobster season right now. we could go lobstering!”#it cannot be overstated how badly i wanted to sink to my knees and put their dick in my mouth at the notion of lobstering#while i held tightly onto the plastic bottle cap ring that i fiddled off my iced tea in my right as if it was an engagement ring#i of course did not do that and instead went “yeah? sounds like fun we should!”#with the full knowledge that multiple hours alone on a boat will result in someone coming out of the cabin with cartoonish red lipstick#all over their face and a goofy grin and its not gonna be me#so if thats how /i/ react to lobstering can you imagine what its like for forsblad? insanity#me projecting onto forsblad? what? nooo noooooooooooooo
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