#i say ‘boats’ as if gimli and lee (airplanes) and challenger (space shuttle) aren’t also included

[unnecessarycraziness]

I was messing around with alignment chart memes recently and ended up making some silly things for my boats so uh. Here

Barbie: Aquitania, Caronia, Britannic

Oppenheimer: Savannah, O’Bannon, Enterprise

Both: Hornet, Tirpitz, Turbinia

None: Yamato, Campania, Hikawa Maru

Easily beats everyone: Lusitania, Mikasa (the canonical chess masters)

Doesn’t know the rules, wins: Enterprise

Doesn’t know the rules, loses: Andrea Doria

Knows the rules, loses: Titanic, Paris

You can’t do that because I said so: H.L. Hunley, Britannia

Cheese???: Kamchatka

Capable of murder: Tirpitz, Arizona, Hikawa Maru

Certain circumstances: Olympic, Campania, Lusitania

Not capable: Britannia, Kamchatka, Gimli

Fraud: Maddox, Musashi

Tax Evasion: Berengaria

Theft: Lee/Ly

Arson: Normandie

Treason: Tirpitz, Norway

Murder: Pennsylvania, U-20

All of the above: U-55

Has done nothing wrong ever: Titanic, Kamchatka

Bakes cookies: Arizona, Mauretania, Ark Royal

Sits in the rain: Ile de France, Norway, Britannia

Mario Kart: Britannic, Turbinia, U-20

I will not let you down: Olympic, Titanic, Traffic

Sounds fun: Mauretania, Savannah

K: Californian

No I’m fucking not: Norway, Britannic, Cap Polonio

Do I have to be: Warspite

Please god I am so tired: Aquitania, Nomadic

Screams: Maddox, Normandie, Lusitania

Talks to it: Andrea Doria, O’Bannon, Queen Mary 2

Lectures it: Homeric, Yorktown, Mikasa

Fight god: Olympic, Pennsylvania, Tirpitz, Hornet

Arson: Enterprise, Normandie, Glowworm, Traffic

Tater tots: Aquitania, Ile de France, H.L. Hunley, Andrea Doria

Cold hands: O’Bannon, Mauretania, Scharnhorst, Wilhelm Gustloff

Letters: U-103, H.L. Hunley, Andrea Doria

Cheese filling: Edmund Fitzgerald, O’Bannon, Titanic

Boneless jello: Challenger, U-55, Queen Mary 2