#i saw lophi on my dash and went bananas

[radioactive-earthshine]

Kon being famous for demonstrating a non-romantic marriage for the benefits. So sad hardly anyone remembers this 😞

He'd 10/10 be loudly supportive of marriage between people for any reason - get that tax break with your bro, get that immigration expedited, snatch that insurance, say fuck you to your bio relatives in-particular. Is this a "Legitimate Marriage" Pft. What are you, a cop?

He'd also be the guy that would coopt all his friends into buy houses right next to each other, tearing down the fences, and sharing resources as a miniature commune. And he'd actually do it and not just joke about it.

He'd also get divorced for benefits too.