#i said this before but i literally cannot stay awake after eating food. idk why but the feeling of being full makes me tired

[stinkrascal]

i have to stop taking naps at 8pm

[littlespoonevan]

guys, i just. i really want everyone to see how soft isak becomes around even

bc like

everyone who knows isak (boy squad, girl squad, kollektivet) thinks he’s really grumpy all the time and the type of person to scoff at emotions

and isak is like that sometimes

but this bABY becomes an absolute marshmallow around his boyfriend and i want other people to witness it

kollektivet would see this side of him first since they live w him and even basically lives with them

(also they saw how much isak worried about and took care of even during that one awful week in december)

so imagine noora coming into the kitchen, intent on making herself a nice fruit salad for breakfast when she finds even at the hob and isak plastered to his back, face smushed between even’s shoulderblades and his eyes closed

she hovers in the doorway, biting down a smirk at how isak almost seems to be sleeping standing up except for the way his arms occasionally tighten around even’s middle while even talks

before she can decide how to interrupt them, eskild appears behind her

he takes one look at them, grins and says, “even, you’ve got a grumpy seventeen year old on your back”

when isak pulls away to glare at him eskild waves a hand and is like, “nvm, it’s gone”

even laughs but isak is pouting so even lifts his arm, letting isak tuck himself into his side

“you gonna help me with the pancakes or just prevent me from using my left arm?” even asks, quirking his eyebrows as he grins down at isak

“you can manage one handed,” isak mumbles and then. oh boy, then it happens

isak gets that droopy eyed smile on his face (u know the one i mean) as even leans down to peck his lips and noora and eskild just...

they share a look that basically screams, arE YOU SEEING THIS??????????

bc they have nEVER seen isak make a face like that before

for the whole time isak has lived with eskild he’s almost permanently been frowning

and noora didn’t really know isak that well before he moved into the flat but she could never really believe the stories eva would tell her about how cute isak could be

bc the look on his face right now

that’s really fuckin cute

eskild wants to say something and is definitely about to but noora grabs his arm and says, “we’re gonna go out for breakfast, bye boys!” and physically drags him out of the kitchen bc she’s a good friend and roommate

(and maybe be she wants to see isak smile like that more often)

imagine noora and eva have a sleepover so eva’s in the kitchen some saturday morning when isak and even come in, fingers linked loosely between them as isak trails behind even

even greets her enthusiastically and isak, sleepily

even makes breakfast for her and eva literally cannot believe isak found the perfect man

but then when it comes to actually eating breakfast isak sits on even’s lap rather than in one of the empty chairs around the table

(they’re only using one plate too they’re gross)

and eva sort of huffs a laugh in amusement and is like, “you know there’s four chairs and only three of us right?”

and isak lets out a long-suffering sigh from where he’s perched sideways on even’s lap, back resting against the wall with even’s arm around his waist to keep him steady

“eva, it’s 9 in the morning, i’m barely awake right now. let me sit on my boyfriend’s lap”

eva is literally so gleeful at the sound of isak saying the word “boyfriend” she can only nod and bite back her smile

but then it gets wORSE bc even smiles at isak and makes some teasing comment and isak rolls his eyes and it’s the fONDEST eye roll she’s ever seen from him 

eva remembers the way isak was when they were fifteen/sixteen and she knows he changed a lot in the year or so when they weren’t really friends but she thinks even the old isak couldn’t rival the version of isak she sees now 

so happy and comfortable and gentle and not at all ashamed to be like that

she’s so happy for him

imagine (and ok this one might verge on crack-y but just go w it)

imagine even waking isak up w kisses the morning after pre-drinks which had turned into just Drinks at kollektivet with the boy squad and the girl squad

and isak is a lil annoyed bc he’s hungover and still tired but also not annoyed at all bc even keeps kissing his cheek and his jaw and whispering “wake up, isak” “isaaaaak” “baby” “elsker deg”

the last one eventually has isak huffing and his lips twitching up in a smile as he rolls onto his back to look at even 

even leans over him with the softest smile in the world and the tips of their noses are touching as he whispers, “god morn”

and isak has just gotten his arm around even’s neck, is literally just about to pull him into a real good morning kiss when he hears, “please don’t have sex with me in the room” from the floor beside his bed

evak stare at each other before both leaning over the side of isak’s bed to find jonas on the floor with one of isak’s cushions under his head and and four of isak’s hoodies being used as a blanket

“...why are you in my room?”

“living room’s full”

“who’s in the living room?”

“all the girls and magnus and mahdi”

“i don’t remember telling you all you could stay the night”

“you didn’t, you’d already gone to bed. when i came in you were both passed out. you were spooning. it was cute.”

jonas finally opens his eyes when isak doesn’t reply and finds isak staring down at him with a “my brain is still trying to process this” expression while even is peeking over isak’s shoulder and looking like he’s trying hard not to laugh

and like, it’s a bit weird bc his best friend is currently in bed with his boyfriend and jonas probably isn’t supposed to see this but it’s also sweet??? to see the way isak’s confused expression melts a little when even kisses his shoulder

to have heard the lightness in isak’s voice when even had managed to wake him up earlier

he knows isak hid a lot of his real self for the last year but he didn’t really realise how much until he saw isak become the person he is now

jonas really likes having his best friend back

especially when his best friend rolls his eyes and is just like “ugh fine u can come up here, the floor’s uncomfortable and it’s not like we’re gonna have sex with you in here anyway”

jonas laughs as isak practically lies on top of even to make room for him and it’s nice, feeling this old sense of closeness return

imAGINE THE GIRLS SEEING ISAK DOING THE HEAD TILT THING WHEN HE WANTS A KISS

listen i am a big fan of the girls having movie nights/slumber parties/pre-games at kollektivet and evak being forcibly dragged into it

isak literally tries not to leave his room when he hears them in the flat but then he or even will have to go to the bathroom or they’ll want food or something and the girls will ambush them and before they know it they’re stuck in the living room

i think in this particular instance isak probably hasn’t realised the girls have come to corral them yet

isak and even are in the living room bc even is searching for some dvd eskild swore they have 

(isak is like “babe u literally have netflix on ur laptop why”)

but then isak spots the dvd on one of the shelves and spins around to even. “got it!”

even stops what he’s doing and walks over to him, with a soft smile tugging at his mouth. “my hero,” he drawls sarcastically as he fits his hands to isak’s hips

isak would think of a witty remark but instead he just tilts his chin up, silently waiting for his thank you kiss

which even is all too happy to oblige him with

it’s great until they hear a squeak from the general vicinity of the hallway

when they pull apart they find the girls all crowded in the entrance to the living room with a myriad of expressions on their faces 

mostly beaming, too-wide smiles and sana’s more knowing smirk

they don’t even care when isak complains to them

their only regret is that none of them were quick enough to snapchat it

and fINALLY

the boy squad witness the eskimo kisses

sana almost did at christmas but u know she’s too good to ever bring it up

magnus on the other hand....

let’s say isak is upset abt something

not too upset but y’know, over something small like idk, he’s just stressed bc he has two tests this week and a project due 

and he’s being super grumpy and not getting involved in conversation at lunchtime and even can tell isak is gonna snap if one of boys (well meaning though they are) try to make him talk

so he puts his hand on isak’s knee to catch his attention and when isak looks at him even immediately leans in to press their foreheads together

“what’s wrong?” he murmurs

“nothing,” isak says in a way that obviously means something

even cups his cheek and whispers, “smile”

isak shakes his head but doesn’t pull away from even or dislodge his forehead

“please,” even presses, gently brushing their noses together, “come on, baby. smile.”

that does it. isak rolls his eyes but his mouth curves up just a little so even smiles back and kisses his cheek, returning to his earlier position but holding isak’s hand in his

and it’s too loud in the crowded cafeteria for the boys to hear what they said but they certainly sAW

mahdi thinks it’s adorable

jonas is so happy his bro has someone who treats him as good as even does

magnus almost has a conniption

“whAT WAS THAT???????????”

isak jumps at how loud he is and stares at magnus in bewilderment. “what?”

“the nose thing!!!!” he says, gesturing wildly. “what was that????”

“come on, man, haven’t u ever heard of an eskimo kiss before?” is mahdi’s contribution

“but- you- that was so cute?????????????” is magnus’ rebuttal “isak’s not cute???????????”

isak is Offended.

“fuck you i’m adorable”

even laughs and drapes his arm over isak’s shoulder

“that’s right. you could even say, isak is the master of being cute”

isak hates his boyfriend

but he hates his friends more

(that’s a lie. he loves them all)

anyway this got way too long give me isak being soft and his friends thinking it’s a Revelation

[iwantasecretgarden]

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Rules: Answer all questions, add one question of your own and tag as many people as there are questions.

1. Coke or Pepsi: Diet Coke in a glass of ice or a can or a bottle or a fountain or anywhere, always. “Is Pepsi okay?” is probably the worst sentence in all of human history.

2. Disney or Dreamworks: Disney Renaissance (90s kid)

3. Coffee or tea: Coffee. I want to like tea, but it’s leaf water. And drinking it tastes like hot leaves. I try and I try and yet still...clogged pool filter in a cup.

4. Books or movies: Books. Books, I’ve never seen so many books in all my life. Best weapons in the world. But seriously in 2016 I read 42 books - didn’t quite get to my 52 I had hoped for as my upper goal, but far surpassed the 25 I had planned.

5. Windows or mac: Mac since birth. Born with my dad getting me a tiny apple jumper as he used the old timey rainbows apple with the startup OS face.

6. DC or Marvel: Marvel characters are deeper and more interesting, especially because I WANT to like Wonder Woman but every single writer just changes her backstory and nothing is consistent and I hate that. X-Men are my favorite because it’s embracing difference in an exclusive, bigoted world.

7. X-box or Playstation: I wasn’t allowed to play video games because my parents thought they would make me violent so now I’m WOEFULLY AWFUL at them. But does Wii Lego games count? Because I really like Wii Lego Harry Potter. I know. I know. But it’s actually adorable. I also play Wii Lego LOTR and Batman and Star Wars (but SW one sucks).

8. Dragon age or Mass effect: Er...what. 

9. Night owl or early riser: I do better working at night because I like to have an hour or so to wake up. So if I leave at 9 I get up at 6:30 so I can drink coffee and blink awake and watch a tv show before doing chores and getting ready.

10. Cards or chess: Cards - more for the memories that accompany them and because I’m hellishly impatient for Chess.

11. Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla not because I’m vanilla but because chocolate can either be overwhelming or when in ice cream doesn’t taste like chocolate? Like why? It tastes like mystery brown flavor and I’m not into that.

12. Vans or converse: Converse for life. Black. With doodles on the white parts. Quotes and drawings. Being a cool kid way past the age I could pull it off (since I never could). I also have a blue pair that I drew the TARDIS on during the DW fanvolution but now don’t wear because they don’t match.

13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash, or Adaar: I feel dumb. I don’t know what these are. 

14. Fluff or angst: Angsty fluff. Like when the angst drenches your soul and in the darkest moment someone says the right thing that no one in real life has ever said to you and it’s like a sweet sweet salve. 

15. Beach or forest: Forest. I hate sand. I’m stupid annakin. And deep in my heart of hearts I’m still the wolf girl I was at 13 where I wore braces and boys jeans and tie dyed wolf t-shirts and braids in my hair with a bunch of friendship bracelets and wanted to be a psychic dragon rider or be raised by sentient wolves. So in the end...it’d be untrue to my nature (and to my secret shame wolf patronus) to not say forest where I used to dream of running away and finding my true pack.

16. Dogs or cats: I have two greyhounds (Fred & George), and a cat - Gandalf. That way I can introduce the bunch as Gandalf (and) the Greyhounds. Yeah. I’m serious. PM me for picture proof or check out insta @greyhoundgeorge

17. Clear skies or rain: Rain when I have nowhere to BE. If I can stay home and eat hot popcorn and drink cold water and snuggle on a couch under the blankets and put on an old movie or quiet film scores and pick up a book I want to read all in one go. That’s a little corner of heaven right there. But clear skies if I am going out to do something - if I’m doing something stressful and knowing I can go outside after to let the sun drench into the skin of my face and smile and take a breath and get a cold diet coke and congratulate myself on being brave and finishing out.

18. Cooking or eating out: Depends. Depends on how lazy I am and how broke I am and how hungry I am. I like cooking when I’m really hungry because then I can personalize everything to my own tastes and having leftovers I know will be yummy later. When I eat out/order take out I’m eating it all. Don’t be foolish.

19. Spicy food or mild food: Spicy food. Make my nose rain. I once drank a bowl of salsa in a Mexican restaurant. Like in Beauty & the Beast. Bowl to my mouth. Drank it down. My sisters hissed at me to stop. It was so good. So I drank theirs too.

20. Halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas: Solstice, Yule, ***Christmas*** I am so into Christmas. I’m the dumbass that starts listening to carols too early in November. I’m wearing sweaters and sweating. I’m getting my peppermint hot chocolate. I’m the one viciously stalking that Christmas feeling that seems to get farther and farther away the older you get. Because I want it to last forever. I want to make sure my little sisters never lose it.

21. Would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: Too cold. I’m already hot all the time. It’s hell. And I sweat through my clothes and that’s embarrassing and uncomfortable. At least when I’m cold people feel pity for you. When you’re hot all the time everyone looks at you like a freak.

22. If you could have a superpower, what would it be: Hallucination/Projection. I’d be called “Storyteller” or “Story” and if I wanted you to think you were on a beach in Aruba, you would really see and feel it. I would be able to travel for free, protect myself through a veneer, and never have to harm anyone. And I could taste all food however I wanted even if it was just celery. I could look how I want to look, dress how I want to dress, make my world the reality I want.

23. Animation or live action: Live action. I think the nuances of character actors and their expressions bring something to a film that evokes a sympathetic response in the brain that cannot (currently) be copied in animation.

24. Paragon or renegade: Again. I’m a silly person who has no idea what this is.

25. Baths or showers: SHOWERS. Hot showers. Baths - like tea - are just stewing in dirt. In your own dirt. In a tub where you get to look at your knees and rest your wet head against the hard tile. Ew.

26. Team cap or team ironman: Captain America forever. Stucky and Steggy forever.

27. Fantasy or sci-fi: Fantasy at my heart of hearts. It appeals to my wolfgirl nature. But I’m an equal opportunist and love Sci Fi. Just watch out for those weird 1950s fantasy/sci fi crossovers about colonizing planets cuz those get WEIRD.

28. Do you have three or four favourite quotes, if so what are they:

"Do small things with great love.” - Mother Teresa

“Courage, dearheart.” - C.S. Lewis

“Don’t worry. Don’t worry.  Look up at the ceiling and breathe with those curiously fragile lungs and remind yourself don’t worry. All as it was meant to be. It was meant to be lonely, and terrifying, and unfair, and fleeting. Don’t worry.” - Welcome to Nightvale

29. Youtube or netflix: Netflix or Amazon Video yo

30. Harry Potter or Percy Jackson: Yeahhhh see I was too old when PJ came out. My youngest sister was reading it and even she thought it was under her age level. So HARRY POTTER FOREVER FOOLS. I mean, I cannot stress how much our family loves HP. We had a year when my youngest sister turned 11 she had a welcome to Hogwarts party in March, my family surprised me with a Horcrux Hunt 17th birthday Coming of Age in April, and my other sister turned 14 and got a Triwizard Cup party in May. My Mom listens to HP on Audible every night before bed. She can literally quote the first book word for word. We went to HP Wizarding World in FL before it opened on special passes when I was 19. If my mother wouldn’t murder us, our entire family would have matching HP tattoos. I write Marauders book fanfiction for my entire family to read and critique. We have sorted ourselves and own everything in our respective houses (a split R/G family). It’s our dream to go to Leaky Con together. We all have complete uniforms. Not just the robes. All of it. We know all the spells, have played all the dumb computer 2001 games and Wii games and Pottermore before it was lame and basically omg. HP FOR LIFE. (or LOTR). 

31. When you feel accomplished: When someone acknowledges I saw the problem and solution immediately but everyone else tried a bunch of things first and eventually realized I was right. #INTJ

32. Star Wars or Star Trek: I am very into both, and both my sisters have hard core taken a position on each camp. But if I had to choose, I would say Star Trek because of the massive cultural shift it caused, especially in featuring multi-racial characters and women in positions of science and power.

33. Paperback books or hardback books: Paperback if I’m reading it the first time and Idk if i’ll like it but then I want hardback (leatherbound tbh) of everything I’ve ever loved and read for my library I want to own like in B&B. 

34. Horror or rom-com: Ughhhhhhhh both suck. But I only like cerebral horror (like Sixth Sense) or intellectual horror (like Hannibal) because physical horror (torture), gross horror (teeth losing and pus), jump horror (basic) really aren’t interesting to me so I GUESS I’ll say rom-com.

35. TV shows or movies: TV shows streaming so I can binge them. Yep.

36. Favorite animal: Tigers! I’m so into tigers and know so much about them. The ONLY tiger fact I’ll bore you with right now is that lion roars are much shallower due to being lighter weight with less lung capacity so for the Lion King whenever the lions roar, it’s actually tiger roars to sound more macho.

37. Favorite genre of music: Alt rock or indie - coldplay, mumford, snow patrol, frank turner, damien rice, the wonder years, etc. 

38. Least favorite book: I know people are really into it now, but when I read it A Separate Peace sucked balls and everyone agreed. Also I once read this terribly written horror book Neverwhere. Actually I’ve read several such poorly written books that it honestly gives me hope that I can be an author if these dingbats can.

39. Favourite season: Winter before Christmas

40. Song that’s currently stuck in your head:  Help by the Beatles

41. What kind of pyjama’s do you wear: Old t shirt (usually huge) and pj pants or shorts

42. How many existential crisis do you have on an average day: Lol so many. Depends on the day. More like “my life is confusing and I have no idea what’s happening and everything is a chain reaction that hasn’t begun and I’m holding my breath praying for a fallout that’s marginally okay.”

43. If you can only choose one song to be played at your funeral, what would it be: “Penny Lane,” by the Beatles

44. Favourite theme song to a TV show: Buffy the Vampire Slayer or (honestly) Magic School Bus or Jimmy Neutron

45. Harry Potter movies or books: Books, where the inaccuracies aren’t too many to count

46. Favorite traditional food from your family: Tamales

47. Favorite decade from 1900-now: 1990s. But only 90s kids remember the 90s.

48. Worst habit? Thinking I can do it all.

49. Teach an old person to use the internet or stay for a week with a kid stuck in the “why” phase?: Kids. I love kids. Why phases are great. Sometimes I never outgrew mine, and adults always brush them off without actually taking time to explain why satisfactorily.  50. Who’s your favorite painter?: Claude Monet. 

51. Favourite flower?: Roses (trite) or bluebonnets. 

52. Boots or sneakers?: Sneakers now - boots in fall.

53. Abroad or at home?: Home if I could magically go back in time when “home” was everything I wanted and not a place to visit my mom in my old room with no clothes or friends.

54. Planning or spontaneity? Planning! But occasional spontaneity. 

55. Boxers or briefs? Boxers so that I can wear them as pajama shorts.

56. Hogwarts house? Better be...Gryffindor! 

I’m not tagging 56 people, so if you’d like to do this, tag me so I can read them! If you don’t want to, then just enjoy learning more about me. If it’s more than you wanted to know (and it probably is) feel free to ignore.