#i said my leopard gecko was a scientologist like all reptiles
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Me, talking to my mom's drunk friends at the NYE party when they agro and swarm me because I'm the only one without poison resistance or immunity at the party.
ma’am could you please take a step back. yes—yes ma’am it’s because of your AOE poison attack aura
#small town torment#toxic people#dnd Karens#literally every time i visit that side of the family all the “famiky friends” agro on me#last time it was because I said my leopard gecko wasn't christian#i said my leopard gecko was a scientologist like all reptiles#they were too drunk to get the joke#fml i guess
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