#i rlly need to stop scrolling through randoms blogs but

[176gumi]

Incredibly funny how """"lgbt infighting"""" has gotten to a point where you can just say "exclusionist" and "micro-label" and people will rush to agree with you without even a first thought. And by funny I mean I Want To Stab.

[phaltu]

Okok the fake relationship au, I am rlly feeling someone recognizing them on the streets and possibly saying something to them. I honestly need it BUT you do your thing Im enjoying everything you’re writing 💖💖💖

GOD I do feel like someone would spot them somewhere….maybe a bunch of instances like:

- Keith’s sitting on a bus, staring off into space because he still has thirty minutes left till his stop. His mouth’s hanging open, and the person sitting 3 rows down can’t stop staring because they swear he looks so familiar, they tweet smth along the lines of “I think I just saw one half of my fav couple IN PERSON” and they try to take a sneak snap of him but the flash goes off and the embarrassment kills them on the spot

- Keith’s trying not to fall asleep in the back of the lecture hall and then he sees a classmate casually scrolling through their blog, and he can tell what tier contributor they are by the content they’re able to see and he wants to die at the fact that there’s someone in his class zooming in and out of a (tastefully taken, thanks to Allura) picture of him, bangs falling in front of his face and covering his eyes as he bites Shiro on his v-line and tugs at his waistband

- they’re doing groceries after their latest video, because they’re still the Best of Buds and nothing will ever stop them from being grossly domestic with each other, and some random recognizes Shiro’s arm, and has no qualms in running up to them and asking them if they’re that couple, and asks for pictures because some people don’t have any self restraint – Shiro waves them off politely, but thanks them for their patronage (also he lets them take a picture of him flexing his left arm without his face in it so they’re satisfied). Keith and Shiro don’t look each other in the eye in the entire ride back, especially since the person couldn’t stop talking about how in love with their love they were. But then Keith cracks a really lame joke about it and they have a good laugh about it

- one of Shiro’s  on and off again gym buddies (Rolo?) hints at knowing he does it but when Shiro presses for more to see how much they know, he gets a “Dude let’s not talk about it…” 

- Lance is on twitter and he’s trying to stalk one of his fav small time adult star’s profile and he sees her post a link to her new fav couples blog and when he clicks through, he has a moment where he’s like no….no…..and he drags hunk to his computer and they pay for the cheapest level of access, and they recognize those bodies, recognize the scars leading into the well hidden prosthetic, recognize the weird birthmark below Keith’s belly button that Lance made fun of him for in the locker room, recognize the shitty couch they take some of their more intense photos on. the internal pained screaming in lance’s head does not stop for a good week

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