#i restrained myself and didnt mention ancient egyptian&babylonian beer

[dangerousyako]

Friend is having an exam in his bartending/cocktailmaking formation and came over. Im helping him study the written portion

Me: expands the historical portions on alcohol history to mention things like the Reinheitsgebot, traditional lager fermentation, the 18thC sugar boom & subsequent gastronomical evolutions, the influence of 1880 phylloxera for gin and absinthe and the most famous gin and absinthe murder cases, the impact of long-term transportation for alcohol demanded by imperialism and colonialism, historical importance of molasses and apple cider in american economy...

Friend: should i... take *you* to the exam?

Me: it's not my fault! you mentioned historical food! that's my thing!