#i repeat: if you tag him or sr. pr@tchett i will [redacted] | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

cloud-based-and-rainpilled · 10 months

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You write a fun fantasy adventure with your best friend (both of your main characters are very obviously self-inserts lol.) People love it!! It’s great!

Except… everyone is obsessed with how your leads are both in love and super gay

Which is, uhhhh— not that there’s anything wrong with that— but that wasn’t your intention, and now there’s fullass Discourse ™️ about how you and your friend’s direct avatars are deeply in love but refuse to address it directly, and when you deny it, people get really mad and accuse you of not addressing the obvious and being homophobic, because, like, how could they not be in love, bro?? Why don’t you see it hahaha lmao. Well this happened to my buddy Neil Gaiman

#don’t fucking tag him or i will murder you #(this is not an exaggeration)#honestly guarantee 90% of the ‘aziraphale and crowley are just best buds guys lol nothin to see here’ is just #‘pls no psychoanalyze my subconscious tsm’#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #plus your lead ships it hard and is now super gay n flirty with your other lead #‘if you’re gay and you’re gay then who’s driving the car???’#michael sheen #noted bisexual disaster michael sheen #<- his christian name #david tennant #i repeat: if you tag him or sr. pr@tchett i will [redacted]#jk no one will see this lmao #gay #<- just a crumb of colorful tags #shitpost #find this later miracle aligner #good omens 2 #*tysm not tsm why do i suck so bad

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