#i remember seeing? a post way back when of i believe the person who forst coined that name

[crocketlauncher]

oighh.. thinks about medic x soldier..i do think heavy and medic are the ultimate doctor/patient sadomasochism power couple but after playing only solider for nearly a week i have thoughts lol

as a soldier you can repeatedly injure yourself in order to charge medic's über faster and. i think medic would see this this is the hottest thing in the world. efficiency + exploding gore + selfless and violent guy

soldier would do this GLEEFULLY he gets to help his team and impress his medic at the same time. regularly dismembering himself is just not a problem and medic appreciates that in a man!!! medic's fascination with jane is secondary to the thing he has going on with heavy but i think theyre fun together :] (their relationship would not work without a medigun) (none of medic's relationships would work without his medigun)

[kalakilo]

the empty text box answer hall of fame

over 400 of y’all took my stupid uquiz. why.

an anon ask requested me to show my favourite answers to the little text box at the end so i spent like two and a half hours going through every single answer AGAIN since i hadn’t screenshotted any while looking through them the first time. you idiots are so funny and lovely people and here is a big post going through some iconic answers. i hope this can be entertaining but also it is mostly just for me lol

first of all, in one of the questions i mention that i often leave “i fucked ur mom” in the empty text boxes at the end of most uquizes. this then resulted into 43 of you leaving “i fucked ur mom” in the textbox in some way or another and one person asking: “i wonder how many people wrote “i fucked ur mom” after what you said earlier”. some favourite variations of this include:

as a wise uquiz maker once said “I fucked ur mom”

to quote u, i fucked ur mom <3

i fucked your mom but i thought it was you anyways the pussy was bomb

as I was fucking your mom, I realised that I truly am the sexiest bitch alive

i didn’t fuck your mom, but i did make sure she got home safely <3

and a bonus i also enjoyed: Can you ask your mom if she’s single

no, my mother is not single, and i really hope none of you actually fucked her. that being said i laughed at these every time thank you so much

these next ones i just want to talk about even though the original sender will most likely not even see them. or they just need some context. i just need peace of mind

the first question of the quiz was my favourite one to do because kpop songs are sometimes absolutely fucking bonkers and i wanted to showcase that it was hilarious!!!! i can confirm that not all kpop is like that. i specifically chose the funky ones because i think it does add to character and that is something that i can simultaneously enjoy and also laugh at. but kpop also has amazing lyrics!! it’s not all one thing and kpop is super diverse. i didn’t personally know some of the songs i put in there, i just knew their funky lyrics so i cannot speak for fm but also what the fuck was that song

as you should. carry on. i was very threatening with “do not leave it empty you bitch”

this one was just cute!! idk if you’re going to see this person who sent it but my native language is finnish. chuu is an icon.

one of my questions was if you were a wizard what would you say when you cast a spell and one of those answers was fuck you. this person took it to the next level and i loved it so much i couldn’t stop smiling at this one

listen i’m fuckin trying

this person just completed the assignment. left me a wonderful love letter

and last but not least, this person did everything i told them to do in the actual question. a+ incredible performance!!!

if i could i’d put in all the screenshots i took but since there is a photo limit i believe, i will just write them out exactly as they are. moving on, here are just some random ones that i really enjoyed:

i’m your father, luke

i am so sad, i dont have enough white beads to make a little 3d seed beed chicken sitting down ): i even arranged all the beads i stole from my mom by color, it took me 3 days, and now i cant even make a little chicken ): a little seed beed chicken )’:

you’ll meet the king of fungi in 34 days

today i managed tp find the nether fortress and collect 10 blazerods. im about to beat minecraft for the forst time in my life

Dude every question of this was a riot I love you

Bro I’m just here for the vibe

I think dogs should be able to vote

i killed a man lol

Pebis.

jack sparrow pirates of the caribbean was confirmed some flavor of homo way back when which means HE was disney’s first gay character yet they refuse to give pirates of the caribbean the credit it deserves and they refuse to my calls where I try and tell them they simply must have jack sparrow pirates of the caribbean kiss a man directly on the lips in the next movie

ehhhhhh I’m evil penis boy im gonna steal your penis

I love you, no homo. The homo costs extra

Yo check this out *<|:) he’s in a party hat

theres way too many kpop references in this quiz

\_/____ it’s a slug

that was the weirdest quiz i’ve taken in a while and i truly enjoyed it

My cat is meowing at me i thin i’m going to die today

FUCK (are you pleased)

I wish I was a nac Mac feegle but more than that I wish I could enjoy being a nac Mac feegle

I forgot what this quiz is about already

I hated these questions and have lost 10000 years of my life answering them (no but thanks for the quiz!!!)

on god I was gonna choose the ‘cuddling stray kittens’ option for the how do u sleep question but then I remembered that I actually did sleep in a refrigerator box on my bedroom floor for months when I was like 9 :/ throwback!!!

when i was 7 i put my hand in a food processor while it was running to “see what would happen” and somehow im 28 and still have all my fingers and toes

this last one deserves its own moment. it’s the best message i got:

congrats on the phd doctor bitch!!!

along with all of these messages, i got a lot of song recs (thank you sm!!) and i got so many lovely messages from people saying they liked the quiz or just other generally nice things and i can’t explain how much serotonin these answers have given me. just wanna thank everyone who took the time to write something in there i loved it!!!!!!!

[catastrophic-creation-blog]

love?

lately ive been seeing lots of osts about staying strong in times of hardships but not man about my more hippie followings and i just saw a post and it basicly said that if you keep puting out love into the universe it will eventually find its way back to you even if not in the time frame you thought to begin with and this made me think today i went swimming and had a great day with my teacher and and friend from school we do small group outings and we went to the ymca my teacher and i were talking and she has a phycoligy degree and i told her about when i was younger than nine how i had a swimming party at the ymca and how theyre was a boy nick who came to my party and he couldnt swim he brought his swim stuff but had never been taught to swim and i would swim for a while then check on nick and be like nick if you want to come swim you can id stay in the shallow end with you and maybe i could teach you some strokes swimming has always been my happy place and ive always wanted to share that happy place with people today my teacher lets call her E E said finn not many kids that young would take time out of their day to help another kid and ive been thinking about it for a while but all ive ever put out into the world is as much good as i could no matter how many people threw my niceness back in my face i always had hope for another person ive only had one friend that stayed long term his name is jonathan and he has autism mental retardation and fragile x sydrom the more i think about life the more i see how the universe tested me and pushed me i was the “ happiest kid alive” from the day i was born until about age 11 and from the day i was born i wished the best for every one i remember wishing on birthday candles and wishing flowers for love love was the big thing i wanted even when i was the happiest kid alive when i was about 11 i started slowing down rapidly my depression was setting in more and more by the day by age 12 my psychcatrist doctor ordered that i do not attend school i didnt go to school from age 12 to 15 when i was 15 they found my miricale drug but very quickly i realised what had been happening when i wasnt really there within a month of finding my miricale drug i was put into foster care and i gave nothing but kindness to everyone there theyre were all kinds of kids some days wed have 3 fist fights break out and id have to take the little kids and lock us in the art room so no one would try and take their anger out on and 11 year old having a panic attack i just kept putting love into the air putting light into the world with every breath i get out and witin 2 years of getting out im sexually assulted i have trauma from it still but i dont think hes really that bad of a person and i find a silver lining as i always do now i can help other people who have been sexually assulted too i am soon 17 and i work from the moment i wake up to the moment i go to bed because i live with my mom again i wake up go to school until 2-2:30 get on the bus until 2:30-3 then start my shift at my job making money i dont have many people who treat me human there but greatly apprecaite the ones who do i just keep pumping out all the love i have to offer into the world one day a coworker and i message and she says you remindme of my cousin her cousin and i date for about a week we dont click at all then his sister messages me and he says dont talktoher shell tell you things i dont want you to know i say fuck that i talk to who i want and start talking to her and make a connection unlike ive ever had with anyone ever in my life she just gets it i break up with brother and date huntyr for so long ive been trying to pump out enough love for some to cirule back to me to have someone cherrish me half as much as i cherrish every person i meet vaulue me highly respect me and for a long time i didnt think i was going to live to be 18 my 18th birthday is in 18 days and im still a little bit confused how i got here how i got the girl of my dreams and she just turned 17 and i am about to turn 18 she is the first time ive invsioned the future every timebefore her in my life i saw my self ending by my own hands before i would be a man now ihave the kind of feeling that only fears death because theyres just not enough time i want to spend every moment with her ive spent so much time with her over the last 11 months and i have been faced with so many hte fulled people who tried to teach me how to full my heart with hate and then every spot that feels a little bit empty using hate like duct tape sealing over any cracks so i wont crumble but isntad i chose to let the weak spots be extra fausets to let my love drip out of every vulnerable part of me exposed to let more people feel this contagious feeling of happiness and love and i think im to a point in life where its not “i will be genuinly happy finally IF “ and have finally found the reason i have needed to shine so brightly when people are in our own fogs and funks of life we need to have a lighthouse to guide us to each other so when i let the rays of my inner love and happiness seap out of me and grow into someting beautiful she can see it too i feel like ive been in a forest for a long time just going you know how if someone drops you off in the middle of the forst without anything you just keep going one direction because forest doesnt last forever you dont know what will great you when you reach the edge you just know that forests will not go on forever thats whatlife has been for so long not knowing why i keep moving why when that i have enough energy to shine like a light house i do and why i wake up in the morning i think this feeling is what ive been waiting for i feel like i could live with out everything excet her i feel like selling everything i own to make more room for her more roomto hold her more room to dance when no ones watching more room to kiss her softly and make her know she is the true one for me . when you make a scientific mind belife in soul mates thats a great task in itself but making her believe in soul mates AND that your her soul mate is something beautful