#i refuse to mention pr*e in this post because i hate her burningly

[luxurystark-jackson]

so i'm actually keeping up with this season of bake-off (i have not done this since age 8) and i just want to make a little summary of all the bakers this time because they are all amazing

jeff:

cool old man

interesting new york accent

shame he left early

hazel:

had girlboss potential

THE HANDBAG. THE FUCKING HANDBAG.

cutie

nelly:

MY QUEEN. I WOULD KILL FOR HER

i can't believe people have been awful to her in her life she deserves the world

was robbed bread week star baker.

dylan:

cutie patootie guy

cool flavours, personally stan making paul hollywood consume gochujang

he's such a guy. love him. pocket worthy man

john:

IM SO SAD HE'S GONE

bread week failed him. he would've slayed the rest of the show i think

girlboss

sumayah:

lovely and so literature and arts coded

i would write poetry for and about her

TALENTED. wow. an artist

georgie:

she's like an older version of a horse girl

fanny the chicken will always be iconic. very neat baking style

paul hollywood is her sleep paralysis demon i just know it

mike:

honestly an icon. we love to see it

THE BOOKS. HEARTSTOPPER AND SONG OF ACHILLES (???? am i remembering that right?) MENTION

love how he has something from his farm every single week

christiaan:

girlboss puppet theatre

he has the wildest flavour combinations and i'm so here for it. what an icon

very neat bakes too generally

gill:

an icon. does not give any fucks.

we love bringing the beauty of bacon to the tent

very good baker. cool designs

andy:

ESSEX LAD

he's so lovely. hat man. i picture his wardrobe at home to have a shelf dedicated to different colours of snapbacks

i hope he steals paul's car tyres some point in the series. icon

illiyin:

girlboss. we love her casual vibes

she has so much potential and is so chill. love her

her flavours are so neat i would probably eat anything she gave me full trust