#i recommended everyone makes themselves snickerdoodle megacookie

[seekerstone]

@quadrilioquy​ you too can make yourself a megacookie! 

step one buy pre made cookie mix from the baking aisle of safeway because you’re fed up with homemade mixing 

step two make the dough. there’s instructions on the bag i’m not explaining this part

OPTIONAL: use vegetable oil instead of butter because you forgot to buy more butter yesterday

step three DO NOT PORTION OUT INTO BALLS instead just slap all the cookie dough on your baking sheet and then hit it with the spatula until it’s spread evenly in some sort of godless shape

step four haphazardly sprinkle all the cinnamon sugar packet over top. don’t worry if it’s even because it will not matter 

step five bake it. see step two

step six pull it out once it smells really good and then cackle madly at your own genius 

OPTIONAL: post photo on tumblr so everyone else can appreciate said genius

step seven cut it up into pizza slices because it’s funny and stack them all up in a lopsided tower on a plate. there is no structural stability to megacookie so don’t worry about making it look neat. this will also redistribute some of the cinnamon sugar 

step eight grab a fork or your fingys if you don’t care about getting them messy and dig in :) woo 

step nine wao it’s so tasty yum yum you are welcome

life gets so much better when you just do whatever the fuck you want

snickerdoodle megacookie