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i wish nanamin a very sexy pleasant evening
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the one with the shadow made him look sexier hahaha
reference used idk how to draw hands just kidding i realized so late there was a fuller version when i reversed search image the one i used
#nanami kento#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#nanamin#jjk fanart#pls i drew so many mouths over this sketch i was laughing so hard when i put a smiling face skdkskfkkske i'll it next time lol#i really dont know wat caption to put#i wanna put [nanami anakan mo ko 😔😛👌🏻] so bad ahahahahha translation [ nanami impregnate me]#suddenly i developed a breeding kink while doing this hahha just kidding#help braincells all gone im rambling again#thank you google coz my brain cant put proper words rn i forgot the proper term for anakan lfjakdllakd#mine: art#art.sey
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snapchat headcanons
✧ hc’s ✧ for using snapchat w ur boi toi ft. the pretty setter squad
❧ gn reader
✎ 3.1k words
a/n: kinda a combo of how they use sc and the kinds of snaps they send you! along w wat u send them, and uh... dating stuf n shenanigans? texting/snapping habits? my fantasies? IDEK ANYMORE EOFHEFJ
this was born from the recesses of my mind , which desired nothing mor than snapchats from suga , us sending cute selfies , others bein dumb n chaotic , no context videos , n him snapping me photos of some mangoes on sale he said he’ll buy for me DXX it’s too late for me now
doing research on hq bois and surfing thru sc features (im just now realizing theres quite a bit?? im hoping i address most of them at some point lolol) instead of real life tings aHHhhhHAHA
requests: open! will be working on a suga one i got, dw, requester!
sugawara
✧ sends good morning and good night snaps
✧ so he’s rlly good at keeping streaks, probs has the longest ones (one of them being y’alls streak)
✧ posts tidbits of volleyball practice on his story every once in a while
✧ snaps you pics of his sleeping teammates when they’re coming back to school after a long day of matches , adding a single ‘❤️’ as a caption
✧ he will also create colorful masterpieces on all of them
✧ gives daichi a santa beard, tanaka a squiggly stache (i imagine it to look like spongebob n patrick’s seaweed ones now that were mEN), n kageyama sum angry brows,,, wait he already has them lolol u good der kags
✧ posts a picture of you when you’re hanging out, captioning it: “🥰“
✧ has conversations with you purely via snaps
✧ ranges from casual chats and checking up on u to crackwhoring ( ** indicates the photo, while the “” quotes indicate the caption, all snaps are italicized, otherwise its regular dialogue)
✧ suga: *peace sign* “hey sweetheart, how r u?”
✧ you: *pics of homework* “ahh, drowning in school ;-; i cant wait for this week to be over fghjkl”
✧ suga: *close up with :o on his face* “let’s study together tmrw!”
✧ or
✧ suga: *complete darkness* “its 3 am n i cant sleep”
✧ you: *the top half of your head, laying on a pillow* “ ;( aw babe. do u want me to send something to help u sleep?”
✧ suga: *still in darkness* “y u still up?? go sleep. n 🥺 yes pls”
✧ you: *snaps pics of feet* “that’ll be 50 bucks, pay up”
✧ suga: *darkness remains* “can we make a trade instead? i promise to make it worth ;)”
✧ ok now u BOTH cant sleep (im sry my crackheading be acting up around 2am eeryday, i stan a mischievous suga--)
✧ video chats (in the darkness lol) instead until you both pass out (im not in luv u r 😭)
✧ super down to take filtered selfies w you
✧ does all the silly ones with you (things like ’angry face’ or the frog one)
✧ but also rlly digs lookin cute with you using some heart crowns, y’all an aesthetic (n crakhead) duo fosho
✧ def subscribes to life hacks and tries them out himself, has a 50% success rate
kageyama
✧ doesn’t rlly use snapchat too much
✧ but when he does
✧ will either send you a picture to indicate he’s at volleyball practice (wow wat a sexi lookin gym floor)
✧ or some random picture of whatever he’s doing at the moment (*drinking milk*)
✧ this is mostly in order to save streaks
✧ he’s so bad at streaks
✧ “why does it matter?? what’s the point of sending just black screens or whatever’s in front of you at the moment??”
✧ can’t keep a consistent streak for more than 3 days and also doesn’t care (until hinata challenges him to see who can have the longer one)
✧ when you send him videos of him playing, he really focuses on them to try to improve his technique. asks you to send those vids to him (assuming u saved them, which u did)
✧ but when you look over his shoulder when he’s watching a video and give him some compliment (“i recorded at the perfect moment! that was a really good set, kageyama!”), he gets a bit flustered
✧ gets even more flustered but pretty happy whenever you post videos on your story showing karasuno winning some points with captions like:
✧ “footage of the legendary quick >.>” or “karasuno crows flyin high!” or “these bois make my heart 😭 im so proud”
✧ you WILL catch him off guard in photos, using filters that surrounds his head w/ emojis like 🥺💖🥰💘
✧ you also put these on your story (to his dismay)
✧ ppl comment on these mor than anything else (n for those who dont rlly kno kageyama, theyre kinda surprised to him like this)
✧ hinata snickers “hey kageyama you look pretty good here--”
✧ takes some selfies with you, mostly cuz you want them
✧ saves them after u send them over (n secretly cherishes them)
✧ occasionally watches his subscriptions, they’ll usually involve sports, mostly volleyball (who woulda guessed)
✧ you use his bitmoji to test out random facial expressions you would never see him wear
✧ you: “can you smile and wink like this? act like you’re the obnoxious charming guy in a shojo.”
✧ will actually attempt, but it looks so bad that you die inside and he never wants to try again cuz of ur laughing outburst (you: “😭😭 bb im sorry i couldnt help it”)
oikawa
✧ literally sends you anything and everything
✧ morning bathroom selfie to show off how good his hair came out that day, saying:
✧ “he has risen”
✧ or “i woke up like this”
✧ and my favorite, “you’re lucky you get this content for frEE”
✧ selfies with iwa, who just looks annoyed and exasperated at the camera
✧ sends you pics of his lunch and snacks (“bet u wish u had milk bread too”)
✧ always packs extra milk bread so he could convince you to stay at his practice after school--
✧ FILTERSS
✧ I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENUF
✧ will either use the filters that make him kayooottt (cute)
✧ loves the ones named ‘hearts,’ ‘soft,’ ‘peach,’ ‘butterfly cheeks,’ vsco filters LOL, etc
✧ uses ‘big mouth’ when he feelin a bit sASSY; also loves to use this one when he rants, it channels his inner valley girl
✧ sometimes he’ll be snacking or drinking something while he does so (“hey guys today im gonna eat these milk buns from my favorite bakery and this bomb orange juice and complain about this little kid who talked smack to me earlier and almost made me cry--”)
✧ takes cute selfies with you, is an aesthetic selfie king, puts them on his story to show off he’s hangin with you
✧ but on your story you only post the ones he looks bad in LOL
✧ has separate stories for his every need, some r private (and lucky you, ur included in all of them)
✧ titles them ‘mean things iwa said to me today,’ ‘ranting hotbox + mukbangs,’ ‘a day in the life of oikawa,’ ‘volleyball 🏐,’ ‘unpopular opinions,’ etc.
✧ fitting room photoshoots lol
✧ “y/n, what do you think of this??” “and this?” “oOH WHAT ABOUT THIS??”
✧ ends up calling you through video chat so you can live critique his choices
✧ “oikawa, please no, i can’t be seen with you in public if you wear those--”
✧ also changes his bitmoji’s outfits from time to time, hopes you’ll notice, but you don’t LOL (oikawa: ;((((((( )
kenma
✧ uses sc usually just to reply to messages ppl send him
✧ indifferent about streaks, but keeps a few with ppl he’s closer to
✧ mindlessly plays the snapchat games with you, finds some of them kinda cute
✧ you both made his bitmoji for him, dressing his up in the orange cat suit
✧ you also helped make kuroo’s and put his in the black cat suit to match--
✧ snaps you every time he gets a new game, starts playing it, and once he finishes
✧ started to post some gameplays and reviews on his sc story (might as well add them to sc since he was already on other social platforms), and ended up amassing a large following
✧ follows the tech and gaming stories on sc
✧ as well as the ones with cute animals--
✧ open to selfies with you, usually wears a calm expression and holds up a peace sign
✧ even occasionally sticks his tongue out
✧ his story is occasionally heavily bombarded with candids of him w/ pretty sc filters, all taken by you
✧ but of all the filters, you love using the clout glasses on him
✧ especially when he’s just minding his own business
✧ “kenma, in his tru habitat” when hes cocooned in a blanket
✧ “kenma, on his way to steal yo manz” while on his way to the bathroom
✧ “kenma, next iron chef. watch out gordon” as he’s cooking instant ramen
✧ “kenma” n das it
✧ but he thinks it meme-y so he lets you do whatever you want, kinda digs it
✧ you end up dedicating your snap story to memes of kenma and the nekoma volleyball team. ppl are in it for the shits n giggles n hot bois
✧ you later discover someone else did the same thing with their volleyball team filled with hot bois from shiratorizawa, and you befriend tendou and share funni internet tings
akaashi
✧ 99% of his photos include either you or bokuto or both
✧ bokuto spams akaashi’s story and contact list with selfies and videos of himself using weird filters, often gets you to join him
✧ has several streaks, but will send something with more substance than a black screen or his bedroom window
✧ will usually involve smthng that just happened to him or smthing he saw, like:
✧ “a kind older lady offered me some apples in return for helping her”
-or:
✧ “how do i break the news to bokuto that the yaikniku place he’s been wanting to go to for the past week ,,, is closed today”
✧ o n let’s not leave out:
✧ “is it possible to conjure a ghost using a wooden spatula, ketchup, and a chalk drawn hexagram? bokuto’s been paranoid ever since he tried last night and i dont know what to tell him. seriously, help”
✧ looks through stories occasionally, comments whenever bokuto makes questionable decisions
✧ also comments on whatever you’ve posted. his words range from “you’re cute” to “why,” depending on the content
✧ ppl know when y’all are hanging out cuz he’ll post smthing to indicate he’s with you, usually it’s some candid and you’re not paying attention
✧ appreciation posts for you as well! esp if you got him something, like onigiri or his fav, Nanohana no Karashiae , for lunch! (akaashi: *snaps a pic of his food* “thank you y/n for feeding me”)
✧ prefers video calling over texting/snapping whenever possible tho
✧ occasionally reminisces thru his sc memories
✧ enjoys the flashback feature and will send them to you and bokuto (cuz they’re about y’all anyway lolol)
✧ also has secretly saved a bunch of selfies of himself, consists of him trying out a lot of the filters (he feelin himself)
✧ you, one day, looking thru his phone and discovering them: “akaashi, you’re so pretty wtf”
✧ akaashi: “...”
koganegawa
✧ sends you selfies of him before practice
✧ during breaks
✧ and after practice, usually makes a comment about how it went for him that day like:
✧ “i hit a decent toss today and futakuchi actually complimented me!”
✧ that, or:
✧ “i got yelled at 17 times today 😢😩”
✧ has quite a few streaks, his longest ones being with you and hinata
✧ def uses filters
✧ tries out every funny one he finds and sends you videos
✧ “look y/n im an aaaaAALlliiEEENnnNNN oo oo hoo hhhooOOh”
✧ “now im a chicky nuggy!!” (chicken nugget)
✧ also enjoys the doodle feature
✧ but he uses the filter with the clout glasses unironically--
✧ usually when smth good happens to him and he feels happy and/or cool about it
✧ “just beat the boss in this game on my 69th try B)”
✧ “kogane, that’s--”
✧ plays sc games with you and thinks bitmojis r cool
✧ kinda sad he cant find a hair option that matches him tho lolol rip
✧ you: “you hair’s just,,, unique,,,”
✧ subscribed to anything sports and fitness, as well as pop culture so he can stay in the loop
✧ also watches everyone else’s stories, pointing out whenever he sees smthing cool and/or interesting
✧ “woahh, karasuno’s at nationals right now! i wish we could’ve won, but next year for sure!!”
✧ you encourage him at all his games, hyping him up irl and online
✧ “koganegawa: best setter 😍!!”
✧ luckily you didnt record the parts he completely messed up LOL
semi
✧ before going out with you, snaps you a pic of his casual outfit like:
✧ semi: “does this look ok”
✧ you: “babe you look great, tendou was just messing with you”
✧ will make unwanted appearances on tendou’s snap and complains to you about them
✧ “i didnt consent to being part of his meme page” and
✧ “okay, but he didn’t only have to share all the moments i messed up--”
✧ also indifferent about streaks but will do them
✧ sometimes sends snaps/streaks indicating he’s practicing his music
✧ when you see these you usually ask him to send you vids or if you can come over n watch
✧ initially is a bit shy about it but he loves what he does and you and knows you’re genuinely interested and supportive so he agrees
✧ secretly rlly enjoys having you as his personal audience
✧ lowkey into asmr, like the soap cutting shit as well as chewing crunchy things
✧ also watches food porn and clips of mukbangs, then can’t resist going on youtube and watching the whole thing
✧ “y/n, can we try this, it looks so good--”
✧ will also often watch oikawa’s stories, especially his ‘ranting hotbox + mukbangs,’ and makes comments about him being an idiot
✧ “this kid he’s talking about is a savage”
✧ but admits they’re quite entertaining
✧ just looks serious in all the selfies you take with him
✧ you: “can you look like you’re enjoying yourself?”
✧ semi: “i look cooler like this tho”
✧ sc memories filled with shenanigans from you and the volleyball team, doodles, and mirror selfies with him experimenting diff looks (you: “tendou, you got him way too concerned about this”)
✧ also enjoys showing off he’s with you, taking a short video of you when you hang out
✧ you: “semi, i look bad right now”
✧ semi: “but you can never look bad”
✧ you: “🥺 bb”
✧ viewers: “aw”
✧ shiratorizawa: “can he be this nice with us LOL”
shirabu
✧ his main mode of communication with you is mostly through the regular messaging app, so he doesn’t use sc too much
✧ also doesn’t care for streaks and is bad at keeping them
✧ will answer to you or his senpais rather soon tho
✧ but lets all his other notifications pile up a bit before finally going thru them
✧ goes through the snaps he receives really fast, spending like 2 seconds each to look at them cuz aint nobody got time for dat
✧ doesn’t even rlly open goshiki’s LOL
✧ you have fun using filters on him and taking videos while he’s just doing his own thing peacefully like studying
✧ it takes him a second to notice and when he finally looks up, he just gives you an exasperated look
✧ cue you cracking up with laughter bc the filter finally shows up on his face
✧ his eyes and mouth are now on mike wazowski
✧ that, or his face becomes so disturbingly moRPhed like an alien
✧ caption: “ken-chan, my future medical man 😍”
✧ “y/n, please, this is like the 7th time in the last 20 minutes--”
✧ finally convinced him to take a study break and hang out with you
✧ which usually consists of snacking and light banter while you lay your head on his lap
✧ and scrolling through snapchat stories and showing him what everyone else is up to and cool things you’re subscribed to
✧ “loooook, dr. miami’s doing another butt job! is this the line of work you’re studying so hard for?”
✧ “no, it’s really not”
✧ is actually very soft with you and likes having the photos and vids for memories
atsumu
✧ sends you snaps where his brother looks bad, captioning it:
✧ “this is evidence that im the hotter twin”
✧ likewise, osamu sends you snaps where atsumu looks even worse
✧ like, the mans passed out, looking rekt and open mouthed, drool seeping into his pillow
✧ osamu: “u still have time to break up with him”
✧ also lucky for you, atsumu also loves to take unflattering photos of you and send them to you randomly at like 2 am
✧ you: “nani tf when did you even take this??”
✧ usually posts a snap while he’s out somewhere like at a match, the gym, outside on a run, a party, or just hanging out with you or his frens
✧ however, makes sure you look good if you show up on his story cuz he wants to show you off
✧ doesn’t really care for streaks, but has a lott
✧ but also has a tON of unopened snaps
✧ is the type to send just a black screen n call it a day, or maybe spice it up by sending a pic of the sexi gym floor (a comeback) w his shoe in the corner
✧ will, however, consistently respond to you and kinda looks forward to ur snaps (secretly hopes you show ur face)
✧ but when you dont:
*in class*
✧ atsumu: *a smirk on his face* “your content’s kinda dry today”
✧ you: *your sexi desk* “my nudez ain’t free, i demand compensation”
✧ atsumu: *grasped his chin in thought, but angled the cam up bc he needa hide his phone in class lolol* “what if i... take you out on a romantic excursion”
✧ you: * your face but with ‘sausage’ filter* “🥵🥵🥵🥵 yessir, what u want”
✧ rlly only wants to have pics of your face wat a closeted sOFTIE
✧ likes to have content on his flashbacks
✧ usually has other social media sources to keep up to date with things
✧ actually rlly digs using sc filters, mostly ones that’ll make him look like a queen
✧ captions a selfie of you two like: “me >>>>>>> y/n”
✧ but nearly everyone who comments on it is like: “i think you flipped the sign, bro 🤥”
✧ judges ppl who are into soap cutting asmr (you will never hear the end of it if you also like it)
a/n: sc kinda dying for me, my use went from suga to an atsumu to like nearly nonexistent LOL
also o gawd i already have ideas here n there for a pt 2 so stay tuned fjxnwfesd hope it takes me less long cuz this one took me fkin foreva LOL
idk y i made semi like mukbangs but i feel like he’d be rlly into them--
#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu imagines#haikyuu reader insert#sugawara x reader#kageyama x reader#oikawa x reader#kenma x reader#akaashi x reader#koganegawa x reader#semi x reader#shirabu x reader#atsumu x reader#haikyuu headcanons
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Tagged by: @theslytherinterran haha thanks for this btw, i really like getting these things cus im just such a needy bish hahaha
Name/Alias: hahahahaha i dont think im ready to give out my real name on tumblr so i have this thing where like i kinda just wanna be called smells instead hahaha. yknow cus of my url? like yknow how mel is short for melody (pond hehe), i want to be called smells because it's short for smelly hahaha
plus i think it's hilarious to be called smells cus i actually am kinda gross irl hahaha
Birthday: Dec 20 🤟😘
Zodiac: Saggitarius... i think? is that even how you spell it? haha lol
Height: 5'5"?? tbh i aint rlly dat sure haha
Hobbies: bingewatching (tv shows, movies, yt vids), writing (fanfics, poems, analysis/posts/captions/thoughts), hanging out in tumblr haha, reading (once in a blue moon, i binge a couple fics on a list or a book that i kept on pause haha), and then lastly, hanging w/ meh doggos hehe 🥰😄🥰😊
Favourite Color: Pink (i wonder if that seems unexpected for me here or nah haha)
Favourite Books:
there's this author in my country, Bob Ong, i think he's pretty much the most mainstream author we have and i fucking love his books. i've only read 2 of them (so far) abnkkbsnplako?! and stainless longganisa but i fucking loved them. they are so relatable n honest n FUNNY n smart n truthful n emotionally resonant. they're basically memoirs n rando thoughts about school and writing. but i honestly really really loved them
Ugly Love by Colleen Hoover - whew holy shit this book was a doozy for me. one, she's like only the 2nd fem author i've read (i'm not much of a reader if i'm being honest, dont have the patience for it), it is such an emotional love story with great characters and it had me saying i love you to the loved ones in my life after reading it (but that may or may not have to do with the fact that i just have a lotta repressed emotions that this book, and sleep deprivation from binging it, managed to wring out of me haha). it's also pretty funny n quirky n cool n haha it's the first time i read a sex scene that wasn't on fanfic haha
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket (aka Daniel Handler irl) - i. love. these. books. they are so freaking smart and funny and amusing and lemony snicket's voice is just so effing good. i havent read all of them tho. an unfortunate mistake that i still feel guiltyabout to this day haha lol
Last song listened to: when i first started answering this, it was Euphoria by uhh jung kook is it? tbh i only listened to it cus kat and ethan's romantic confession was literal goals haha. but then i listened to vacation by the gogos while writing this probs cus i was lssing to it after ffh haha
Last movie watched: i thought the last movie i watched was endgame too (every time i watch it is a memorable af experience) but i am just now remembering it's actually mamma mia hahaha. i've rewatched that film so many goddamned times already it literally just slipped my mind haha. and then after putting this on pause, i watched like 3 romcoms (10 things i hate about you, begin again, and half of flipped haha)
Inspiration for muse: hhmm well i think it usually happens when i read/watch something and then my mind fixates on how my ship could be applied to that as well haha dunno
Dream Job: comedian-writer-director haha
Meaning behind my URL: hahaha ngl i kinda feel like i've been waiting for someone to ask me this ever since i came up with it hahaha. like the explanation has just been sitting in the back of my mind for so long and now i can finally explain the quirky cute weird insanity that is my url haha.
each word is related to something significant from a fandom of mine
smelly is from smelly cat from friends, phoebe's infamous song haha
cinnamon is rajesh koothrapali's adorable lil dog (CINNAMON, MY LITTLE LAMB CHOP 😂😂🤣) from the big bang theory
thundah, i think, is from cat in the hat. where the cat has thing 1 and thing 2 and thing 2's nickname is chocolate thundah hahaha (overcompensating with the nicknames because of he's number 2 hahaha)
and lastly fudge is from how i met your mother because marshall erikson calls himself/is called big fudge and subsequently judge fudge hahahaha <3
and thus smellycinnamonthundahfudge was born. i have no idea what past me was thinking hahaha. i think i was trying to be all WEIRD AND QUIRKY YAY which i think i succeeded at haha cus i was finally going to join tumblr. i also have a hard on for references that i wonder if ppl will get or nah hahaha. plus i really like its flow, like you can say it really quickly despite it being long af hahaha
imma just tag familiar faces around here haha (yknow the gist, do wat u wanna do, im not forcin u or anythin)
@mytamakomysookee and @hello-em75 (the first pips i actually chatted with when i first got here hehe), @suplosers (the first one ever to tag me in something like this hehe) and then just a buncha pips i've seen around here somewhere... cant really place you, u guys just seem familiar enough haha lol @you-guys--are-losers @the-real-illi-vanilli @nicehandsfeet @justaleapoffaith @jennifer7585 @orntrnk @mllefangirl @dhallia @untitledandrandom @spiderman-homecomeme @kanakalala458 @xfandemoniumx @justanotherfangirlpassingthrough @justlookatthosesausages @bubbleuwu @timey-wimey-drew @ironchilddragon @walkingcherrysoul @sexylordpalpatine @ohthedreamsofeuphoria @mattsavocados @missjordie @across-the-pond
and finally @tare8chan even tho you've not just been tagged to this already (by the same person who tagged me for that matter), you managed to finish this before i tagged ya hahaha darn
this was so effing long and sharey i dunno maybe i was just bored or on a confident streak hahahaha lol
well i think the lesson here is that i'm a very intense person with a lot of feels. thanks to anyone who actually read this entire thing for some reason haha. i know my intensity can be really offputting sometimes but eh pips gon be hu pips gon be. dey cant help it
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Hi can you answer all 30 otp questions or as many of them as possible thx
o !! of course !! aa thnk u sm ! ;w;
1: Who spends almost all their money on the other?
sidon him gay and rich
2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap?
link he is small and sleepi n sidons lap is Big
3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes?
link likes 2 b nakey ; sidon likes keeping th windows open 2 let in natural light ; link Does not care about this ; sidon Does not want the neighbors peepin his bf
4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?
link never sleeps and sidon knows this yet tries to get him to go 2 bed earlier. he never does
5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies?
sidon cant fucking cook lmao
6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” and which one goes “Eh, not really”?
OO sidons all “link omg u totally do tht !” when the that in question is like. eat food out the trash in public and even tho link Knows hes right he denies it
7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?
link,,,, sidons clothes r soft and warm like mash potatoe and he also likes how baggy they r
8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?”
sidon always takes care of errands bc link gets distracted/bored 2 easily lmao
9: Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions?
link cant fucking drive lmao he gives directions
10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws?
i like th idea tht links rly good at drawing !! he draw sidon all th time !!
11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips?
sidon b out here doin backflips fr no reason bc hes Extra, link out here eatin chips bc him like to Monch
12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?
link only has a vague idea of his actual tolerance and always overestimates it ; sidon doesnt rly like being drunk and so always is the designated driver. more than once hes had 2 toss link over his shoulder and toss his wasted ass in2 th car
13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?
sidon bc hes always seeing things tht he thinks link would like and also has. much more money than link to spend on this shit but ! sometimes link will buy sidon something !! n sidon always treasures it deeply bc he understands tht link is Poor As Shit
14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?
uhm link probably he forgets theyre not actually married(yet) sometimes
15: Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside?
sidon hates spiders bc theyr so small and hes so big he cant see where they are what if it bites him ; link is Brave but also he knows tht putting a spider outside will likely kill it so is he really so brave
16: Which one gives the other their jacket?
link never brings a jacket anywhere at all both bc of his own absentmindedness and bc he likes wearing sidons jackets more and Knows sidon will give him his if he asks
17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling?
UHM BEFORE SHE WARMS UP TO HIM ZELDAS OUT FOR SIDONS FUCKING BLOOD OML (in an au where theyr siblings) she is…..deeply critical bc she does Not want 2 see her baby brother get hurt by some shitty fuckboi
18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?
uhm i think sidon would ask him out first bc links 2 shy w shit like tht but link kissed him first
19: How good would your OTP be at parenting?
uhhhh pretty .. fuckin good id think they both seem like theyd b good w kids
20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters?
sidon: what do you want to eat for dinner?
link: idk wat evr u wnt 2 gt iz fne lol
sidon: please link why are you like this
21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them?
sidon is attacked and despite th fact that he Can hold his own in a fight link shows up to beat some ass bc thats his fucking boyfriend you dont fuck w his bf
22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?
link loves puns ; sidon.. loves link more than he despises his puns
23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy?
..sidon .. hes not as impulsive as link
24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired?
sidon bc him Big and Strong
25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering?
sidon would b like ! a swimmer or smthn n link would !! have the biggest brightest sign n fuckin pompoms and shit and probably would b asked 2 leave fr distracting everyone
26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder?
….both of them bc they are. both cute whn theyre asleep however sidons caption says “sleepy
27: Which one would give the other a makeover if they asked?
link is. very bad at fashion while sidon always out here servin looks28: Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of?
link has a snek + a spider probably both of which sidon appreciates but only from 20 ft away
29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains?
sidon bc him Big n so cn cover both of them
30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?
o !! i think theyd probably go 2 like ? oh idk maybe a cabin up in th mountains ? where its rly peaceful n quiet n beautiful n they cn Be Gay In The Woods n then theres ! a cute little town a coupl miles away where they cn walk around n look at th shops n shit n its cute !! but then also they could go somewhere tropical n Be Gay On The Beach n swim n shit n look fr shells !!! idk which !!! both sidons rich he could swing it but either way they !!!!!!!! take so many fucking pictures !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its good n gay n cute !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I don't really get the thing you just posted of nadine Rafa and the person in the 3rd post, can you explain it a bit?? Love you blog btw!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Anonymous said:wat betekend ta gata dan?? 🙈Anonymous said:Omg apparently Ney cheated on bruna by sending messages to this model and she’s leaked the conversation 😱😱😱Anonymous said:Know what’s happening with Ney sending DMs to a lot of brumar accounts and replying them? Coz that’s all the meltdown in brumar fandom nowAnonymous said:Ash can you please explain the exchange between Ney and his mom and sister I’m so confused 😂Anonymous said:I’m so mad at Ney honestly, I never thought he’d be a cheater. His behaviour with messaging another girl is so disrespectful. He’s a role model whether he likes it or not he should remember that.
Anonymous said:can you translate the messages please? ):Anonymous said:Rafaella, Nadine and Adencia😂😂😂😂classic!👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽Anonymous said:This Karyin chick is she looking for attention? Is this real or just a montage, If he texted her first why the hell is he texting other women?? What must Bruna be thinking???! What if she did it what would ppl sayAnonymous said:people are destroying that brzilian playboy trashy girl with “Ta Gata” comments on her instagram.. this is too funny :))))Anonymous said:hiii what is that ta gata thing?? im literally so confusedddd did neymar cheat again?Anonymous said:I don’t understand what you posted with ney and Rafa and nadine ?Anonymous said:What does all these screenshots from Rafa’s friend mean?Anonymous said:What is this whole thing about Neymar and Kariny Rodrigues on insta?Anonymous said:What do those screenshots mean?
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Ok, So I got a few messages about Ney last night & today 😂😂😂😂😂
What happened? I’m just gonna past an Google Translated Brazilian article here for the people that wanna know que pasa:“Neymar exchanges messages with model Kariny Rodrigues and compliments: ‘GataDecembers 'Playboy’ cover put a print of the conversation with player on InstagramWhile Bruna Marquezine is in São Paulo with Fernanda Souza, Neymar exchanged messages with model Kariny Rodrigues, through the Instagram direct, last Sunday (21). The conversation was exposed by December’s own cover of “Playboy” in his Stories after posting a photo with shorter hair. The soccer player answered the story with an emoji giving the tongue. “What did you think of the new look?” Kariny asked.'ESTA GATA’, SAYS CRAQUEAfter Kariny’s question, the soccer player took the opportunity to praise the model: “No comments, esta gata (very good looking/beautiful.” It is worth remembering that Marquezine was with Neymar in Chef João Alcântara’s restaurant in Barcelona on the 12th.”
Then - like I posted without any caption xD - Rafa, Nadine and Adencia posted a screenshot of a convo with Ney with him calling all 3 ta Gata aka what he said (or apparently said whatever you wanna believe) to that girl. I havent seen people destroying her with Ta Gata. I think its just a fun way to play with the story. I dont see it as being mean towards her but of course people - like us - will go to her page to look who she is etc.
If it’s a montage or not we do not know 100%, but I’m sure we all have our opinions about it. One would say it’s real and others would say it isn’t.
and thats what you missed on: Life with Ney haha.
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