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[thegalaxyinapaperbag2]

i depend on you.

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[paingoes]

I was planning on sending this sooner but the social anxiety, overthinking and procrastination hit and I have now magically (self-pressure lol) decided to send this now

Okay pushing that context aside, sorry in advance for the long ass ask you’re about to have assault your seeing orbs but I have my reasons (said reasons being letting my fucking appreciations be known to the recived because a) I should do that more often and b) I reallly want to do it more often and stop overthinking stuff (I still am lol) and c) I just want to let my existence and by extension the appreciations known. (Those are all the same things worded differently lol) ). Also so I stop stopping myself from doing that, trying to combat that as well

ANYWAYS, alongside my appreciation post (to cover anything I might’ve forgotten. Also, uh, this is (@idkanonymystuff , aka the anon sending this, for context. also just in case the link doesn’t work, go to that blog and find “big ass appreciation post” and you’ll find it :]):

https://www.tumblr.com/idkanonymystuff/771497664659537920/finally-did-it-big-unhinged-appreciation-post-for?source=share

I just want to say that your stories (the Destroyer series) seem epic. Like, I haven’t even read them yet and the blorbos have worked their way into my mind. The lore, the worldbuilding, the fucking everything, it’s all so cool and once my me/my brain stops being a little shit and stops doomscrolling for dopamine and procrastinating on starting the task, I want to absorb the book the way a dendritic cell devours bacteria (that’s a compliment by the way. Really interesting and cool too) and then do my best to dissect/analyze every little piece of it (I am most likely going to fail at that part, I understand vibes better and have trouble with words, but I’ll do my best) and ahdhgggdwga—

Even the short little works or alternate universes or heck just any other piece of writing is very well done (the few ones that I have read). And the fact that you wrote 3 (hopefully that’s correct) entire series/arcs? And they all (from the few pieces in each that I’ve read) are so well done? How the heck do you write that much and that eloquently? That’s just straight witchcraft to me and I think that’s pretty epic that you’re able to bring the stories in your head to life like that; my words do not do it enough fucking justice.

The characters also (and honestly probably the most interesting to me) are so well built (???) and I again do not have words but idk how to conceptualize my thoughts they’re just cool little blorbos that live rent free in my head and it’s just alsdfjensljdlsjbdbjz (every dang time I listen to music, my brain likes to pick random blorbos I have in my head to basically do the California girls meme dance and as of late it keeps picking blorbos from your work and I just think that’s funny. Also a compliment by the way)

I have words but I can’t be coherent about them so apologies for that (also if I come off as unhinged or strange). So yeah, there are my appreciations known, it a criminal offense that my brain is being stubborn about starting the reading (I am interested, just that my mind refuses to do stuff but then once it starts it’s fine with it. Inertia dopamine stuff if that makes sense.) and I hope you keep doing what you do because it’s very cool to read/learn about the worlds inside your head (technically speaking).

(Also your works and just the general content on the blog have helped me come up with my own little ideas/prompts/concepts for writing/world-building so thanks for that as well :D)

I have so many more things I want to add on and they keep on forming so I’m stopping here before this becomes an entire series in itself but keep up the good work (at your own pace. Burnout is never good)

I hope I don’t come off as strange or unhinged and that you are having a great day/night, taking care of yourself, staying hydrated, eating your favorite food and not overthinking social interactions (like I am right now) and all that jazz :]

-idk (the tag I will use if I ever interact again, probably gonna stay lurking tho so pls excuse, just know that I be lurking and supporting)

thanks lovely! lol i recognized it was you right away, you have a pretty distinct typing style :)

thanks so much! i understand what you mean about inertia, thats something im trying to get help with now. equally guilty of taking a while to read or watch through things in full. regardless im glad youre enjoying the paratexts i suppose?

in the beginning i was very shy and embarrassed about posting about my own characters outside of “official” contexts. i think i come from a different school of thought as a lot of people in that regard — i was taught to make finished products and let them speak on their own merit. for some reason i thought talking about my own work or world-building was a faux pas of some kind. only recently have i come into the world of “OC-posting” and im glad i have. it makes me happy and other people seem to enjoy it. this is a sign for you reading this, perhaps, to start OC posting.

i think the project youre doing is very interesting!! or it strikes me as a very kind to do for people. not everyone goes out of their way to explicitly list out what they like in a work — especially not with independent artists — so i think you are doing a very valuable service here. this is kind! sincerely thank you for this.

not to overstep too much but im sorry youre dealing with social anxiety? i hope it is not too distressing for you and that you are not discouraged from interacting with anyone on here because of it. dont be scared! we dont bite ;D

[coralinehecc]

Corals Monthly Update #1

Well due to Tumblrs lack of a word limit, this idea has been on my mind ever since I started using this website properly. Basically, I wanna do these somewhat frequently and basically talk about what I got up to over the past month and possibly spill into the last month if need be. Starting from today imma try do these every day on the 20th or 21st because why not! So lets start off with this month, November! This month started off pretty nicely, as I had Halloween break spill over into November because mid term exams were early this year apparently. I however had plans! Instead of sitting around myself, Sully, had arranged to meet up with Wolf and spend a few days at his house in the back ass of nowhere. Despite Wolfs internet being almost as bad as his siblings tempers, it was super fun! He has a lot of stray cats that come around and hang about the farm which they look after and they’re so adorable!! My favourite was Oreo since she was so goofy >:] 

(Wolf also had 2 dogs, one tiny one and a MASSIVE fluffy guy who was super excited to see us! Sometimes a bit too excited lmao) However, because of that I actually didn’t get much pictures while I was up there because cats distract me. Poor Sully was slightly allergic to cats sadly and was taking no chances so we couldn’t let them in for long and if we did it had to be far away from him. Cats aside, we also visited a small town near where Wolf lives and it was like an expanded version of where I grew up. Even had a huge ass forest which made me super jealous cuz I would’ve KILLED to grow up with smth like that!! We met up with Wolfs super chill friend Pierce (hope i spelt that right) and had a good time walking around and seeing what this little place had to offer. I also tried something called Vodka black which is like mostly blackcurrant mi waddi mixed with vodka and I loved it lol. Eventually we went back to Wolfs house and relaxed for the rest of the evening. OH ALSO! While at his house, Wolf let me borrow his 3DS so I could finally play Tomodatchi Life again, though I quickly reset the island as it had so many islanders that were either out of date, unfunny memes or people I REALLLY do not like anymore. So I started a new island! Here’s mostly everyone on it as of right now! >:]

(Wolf, Sully and Saul Goodman are also here but I didn’t snap any photos lol) I hope to get a New 3DS soon because my first one died and the 2DS Sully let me have has a broken cart reader :[ Anyhow! On the last day we went into a bigger town that was an hour drive away. There was also a CeX there which had fucking SA2 stocked and nearly made me jump with the shock lmfao. I of course instantly bought that but also picked up Splatoon 2 since I wanted to give it a try (and i still need to play it oops.) There was also a discount store we passed that Wolf commented on, apparently saying it was shit. However after going inside it literally had everything I needed for a Red Guy cosplay I want to work on at some point! After our quick and simple trip around the town, we piled back into the car and were driven back to Dublin to catch the train home. Despite us only being there for a few days it was great fun! I always have a blast meeting up with Wolf and this time was no exception :D Other than that extravaganza, I haven’t actually been up to much IRL stuff. School is just school so nothing ever interesting happens, and I don’t do much at home either. Only thing I can say is that Carey in the House: Take 2 is almost done! I wanna say it’s currently 60 or maybe 75% done? I’ve been trying to push out the last chunk of animation but due to winter making silly caveman brain think it hibernation time, my productivity has slammed through the floor. My plan is to get it out before Christmas however! This is so I can spend all my time on hanging out with family and friends, since both Vi and Softy are coming over for New Years!! My current weakness though is backgrounds, rendering the base in blender saves a LOT of work but I’ll need to look into shaders to speed things like colour and line art up because it takes FOREVER. Here’s a comparison between backgrounds for example! Left is base render, right is the finished piece done in Clip Studio.

(the bottom one is a better example as it has a lot more smaller details)  If need be I’ll probably ask a few friends to help out with smaller things but until then I’m (mostly) working solo. So WISH ME LUCK!! EDIT: HOW COULD I FORGET!! I ALSO DYED MY HAIR PURPLE!! However before that I had to bleach it and due to missing a certain product that was vital and SOLD SEPERATELY I had to go into school on Monday looking like I just stole all 7 chaos emeralds. 

Thankfully I got it all sorted and now I look AWESOME!! (sorry for bad camera quality! New phone has a shit camera)

For now however, that’s basically all I got up to this month. There’s probably something I forgot or didn’t mention because it was short (like twf reddit stuff) but that’s basically everything for the most part! I’m going to be doing a trivia stream with Waltenews on the 26th tho so I’ll talk about it more next time! Go check it out at “twitch.tv/Waltenews” or I will find you!! Thank you all so much for reading and I hope to do more of these :D

[chelleztjs18]

Hello you mrs. sandwich eater organizer lefty eyebag 😅

I am good today, doing laundry. How are you?

Yes, that's how I imagined Nat and Yelena too! I think that's why I don't read much Nat x R together because I see them more as just best friends, siblings or even roommates. But definitely like a devils advocate to R hahaha then with Yelena, same thing. Like best friends since birth, ride or die, can't get rid of.

Don't get me started on that sexual tension stuff that you write about R and Wanda hahaha I get all giddy and then angry because they're so stubborn! And you wrote the details so good, I think one time I got mad at you because you were toying with my emotions 🤣 all is forgiven though lol

So do you bring snacks on the plane?

Also, why of all places, did you guys choose to move to Oklahoma?

Correct, that's how I am. I'm glad that the people I was with before didn't complain about it. But at the same time, I wonder if they regret not getting much sex.

Nah, you made my eye roll, so now I can't see because of how far back it rolled ahahahaha okay, if you can guess what meal wins my heart instantly, then you win.

There was this studio that had brick walls. I was going for that kind of look, but someone took the space before me. I am the same way, I have a lot of paintings on my wall. It used to be a lot of dark paintings (my ex loves Halloween or spooky season) but since she took all that, I decided to hang the artworks I've done over the summer time.

When I build or buy my own house, I want to have a dark room to be able to do photography again. It's been my dream to have a small den where half of it is where I can paint, thne the other half is where I can develop photos.

That's a good idea, have the less used item on the bottom shelf. Cause in my place, it only comes with one cabinet for the pantry, its a tall cabinet too. Then the usual shelves for plates and cups. I hate that it's a small kitchen, but I like it at the same time lol

That's cute, a little signature 🤣 please tell me you can do a British impression?

Do you have a weakness?

-CuriousGeorge

hello you certain chip eater in a flatten sandwich righty eyebag! I'm back. sorry for the late answer. i hope u r still awake.

my day got a bit busy today. i did some laundry n fold some of them. :)

Ah i see. i like reading Natasha as the love interest..but Kate and Yelena, i dont really read them as love interest. plus i havent got the chance to read more. if i read more maybe i can change my mind about it.

hahaha to be honest, i actually laughed when i read ur comments here about the Ten Days and the sexual tensions. lol. which part in it that got u "angry"? hahaha. well, be prepare for that in the next chapters of Ten Days :D

Aaww really? i'm glad u enjoy it. it reallly made u feel giddy n then angry? thats good! that was kinda what i was trying to do :P for people have that emoitonal roller coaster but in a funny way n some jokes in it. i just love to put funny part in my fluff. :D

have u read my christmas fic with wanda n the maximoffs twin boys? "the best christmas" i think. haha. there is a joke n funny scene that i am low key proud of it. lol.

nah, not really. i mostly just get some water, iced tea or iced coffee when i fly.

we moved to Oklahoma because he got a job in a biggest weed farm in Oklahoma. :D

well, past is past. If they didn't complain about it, it means that it wasnt the main problem n it doesnt bother them. n don't feel bad about it. understanding in relationship is mutual. plus u told me that u dont mind with it to make them feel good n loved. So you've done ur best and didnt do anything wrong. :) i hope i make u feel a bit better? :D

hmmm whats ur favorite food or meals that wins ur heart. how about italian? something like pasta? did i guess it right? hahaha

dark paintings? something like what? like scary pictures? ouh i love how brick walls look like. that would be nice if u can get the brick studio. sometimes i imagine how it feels if i live in a penthouse a brick and minimalist rustic vibe or theme. industrial theme is nice too.

dark room? isnt it for printing photos in an old way? photographers nowadays still do that?

if i build my own house i want one movie theater room with a very good quality surround sound with cozy couch and full bar. hahaha. so i can enjoy movies and listening to music or watch concerts videos with good quality sound. n i want a nice large kitchen complete with anything u can think of to help u cook with a nice huge walk in pantry. hahaha.

yeah, i understand what u meant with ur cabinet n pantry size. but so far right now it's only u, so it wouldnt be needed to stock bunch of stuff :)

haha yeah my signature. n no i cant do brits impression. i wish i could speak in british accent though.

weakness? i'm a little confuse with what u meant. if i answer praises n compliments, are they what u meant?my other answer probably soft touches, because it's my love language.

or did u mean weakness as in my negative traits (which is sound like a job interview) lol

next questions?

Cheerio!

[theuniversebeyondtherain]

Flower crown, fairy lights, daisies, 1975, pantone, moodboard, stars, plants, converse, lace, sunrise, overalls, combat boots, winged eyeliner, pastel, tattoos, piercings, messy bun, cry baby, grunge, old books, beaches, 11:11, painting, thunder, storms, love, clouds, coffee, marble (sorry I just can't restrain myself ahahaha)

flower crown: when did you last sing to yourself?

This morning while I was packing my things? I seriously can’t restrain myself, even when my voice was completely broken I sang a bit :3

fairy lights: if a crystal ball could tell you the truth about anything, what would you want to know?

Too many things... Maybe I’d want to know it make it through my studies or if I can achieve my dreams to become a writer and to open my own bookshop ? Or maybe i’ll just ask it if my beloved cat if happy where he is now, or if I could have done something more to help before he died...

daisies: what is the greatest accomplishment of your life?

Hum..... Being alive I guess? Though I ca’t really say I’m in good health but at least I’m here, happy and alive with my friends and my family?

1975: what is the first happy memory that comes to mind, recent or otherwise?

Two days ago, I went shopping with my mom. It had been a very long time since I went with her. It made me very happy to do that with her. (since I live in a different city I usually go with my friends, @le-rire-des-etoiles I’ll always remember when you shut the curtain closed while saing “HIDE” xD It was so true !!!

pantone: describe a person close to your life in detail.

Wow I’ve got like 4 ppl that came up to my mind rn... Which one should I chose :3 I’ll start with the first one that appeared to me. She has long brown hairs (she’ll never do anything to them I tried to convince her to die them in green for a night with a perfectly nice hair coloring which didn’t last more that one shampoo but I’m still trying xD). She has some rectangular glasses because she doesn’t see very well with her brown eyes. She’s kinda small (smaller than me and I consider myself as a Hobbit xD), but as we say, everything small is cute! She’s very energic, she works in a school with some small children. She’s passionate about everything she does, which goes from friends, to work, parties and family. She’s a veeeery bad loser when we play (she can throw the cards at your face when we play Uno xD very funny actually) and we don’t always agree but it’s always nice because we can talk about almost everything without going into a big fight. But still, when she has an opinion, it’s almost impossible to make her changer her mind or even accept you have a different opinion, but it’s almost always on un-important subjects so it’s not a big deal. She’s very friendly and a very good cook too, even if shes kinda desperate that I can’t really make decisions, and I really love her.

moodboard: do you feel you had a happy childhood?

Yep, it was hard sometimes, but when I consider my friends childhoods, I definitly have a happy one.

stars: when did you last cry in front of another person?

Last night? We were watching a singing contest at the TV and we tarted crying like babies in front of one man... Still, amazing moment.

plants: pick a person to stargaze with you and explain why you picked them.

@snarky-goldfish, @le-rire-des-etoiles and another friend who’s not on tumblr (Xao) because I can’t do that without all of them. They’re the best bunch of friends I’ve ever had and stargazing without all three of them wouldn’t be as fun as it would be with the three of them. @snarky-goldfish would go for the sarcastic or the sexual inuendues, @le-rire-des-etoiles would roll her eyes but go for it with a bunch of fun facts about it, and Xao and I would just listen and laugh while thinking about very sexual things that don’t belong there because we have a dirty mind xD

converse: would you ever have a deep conversation with a stranger and open up to them?

I had once, and we became friends xD But that’s not a thing I normally do, I guess it just depend of the feeling I have with this person?

lace: when was your last 3am conversation with someone, and who were they to you?

It was like two weeks ago I think ? I was sick AF and so was my best friends so we start chitchatting instead of sleeping because we’re fucked up like that xD

sunrise:pick a quote and describe what it means to you personally.

“Life isn’t about finding yourself, it’s about creating yourself.” Troye Sivan.

overalls: what would you do with one billion dollars?

Go in vacation and fuck this world I guess? XD

combat boots: are you a very forgiving person? do you like being this way?

I am, I don’t know how to keep a grudge against someone for a long time. But I learned to be less forgiving or at least, even if I can forgive I never forget. But being always angry about someone is exhausting and I have better things to do.

winged eyeliner: write a hundred word letter to your twelve year old self.

Hum.... Let’s pass this one darling because I’ve already wrote a novel with the answers and I still have like the half to go xD But I can do that in another post :P

pastel: would you describe yourself as more punk or pastel?

OMG definitely punk xD I love pastels too, but I’m more like punk and colors everywhere (even if they don’t belong together).

tattoos: how do you feel about tattoos and piercings? explain.

I love tatoos, I’d love to get one but I’m afraid of needles xD And I’m not against piercings even if I won’t have it, It’s leaves marks and I have already enough of them.

piercings: do you wear a lot of makeup? why/why not?

Not a lot of but I do wear make up. I like to cover my scars, I’m quite insecure about them.

messy bun: the world is listening. pick one sentence you would tell them.

But in times of crisis, the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers.

cry baby: list the concerts you have been to and talk about how they make you feel.

OMG that’s gonna be a long one... Let’s begin : Sting (in which he reformed The Police, it was fucking amazing), Tokio Hotel, twice (I loved them and it was some very good concerts), Katy PErry (She was very nice actually), Silbermond (in some ancients roman ruins, I loved it), Tiger Lilies (freak show, scary but amazing), Queen, the Musical (not FReddy Mercury but still great), Within Temptation, twice too (first one was beautiful, the second much less because they wanted us to be seated like WTF), Tarja Turunen (I’m still crying because it was beautiful, and the drummer was amazing), Nightwish, three times (I WANNA GO AGAIN !!!!), Nickelback (I was in the first raw thanks to a friend, it was amazing!!!). Imagine Dragons (Loved it even if I drank a bit too much vodka), Robin des Bois (Loved it and cried a bit), The Script (Still there, once of the most beautiful ones), and I’m going to see Fall Out Boy next week :D

grunge: who in the world would you most like to receive a letter from and what would you want it to say?

I really don’t know...

old books: what’s one thing you don’t want your parents to know?

I saw a porno for the first time when I was 10 and it actually really trauamtized me.

beaches: if you had to dye your hair how would you dye/style it and why?

Purple/pink because I already tried all the natural colors and I like the purple best :P

11:11:name three wishes and why you wish for them.

Well, it’s said that if we talk about our whishes they don’t come true... So i’ll better stay quiet ;)

painting:what is the best halloween costume you have ever put together? if none, make one up.

Hum..... Two years ago, a friend of mine tried to put make up on me so I would look like the black swann in the Black Swan movie... I ended up as the Joker and it was faaaaar more fun !

thunder: what’s one thing you would never do for one million dollars?

Kill or abuse someone.

storms: you on only listen to one song for the rest of your life, or only see one person for the rest of your life. which and why?

Never give up on your dreams from Two Steps From Hell because it’s freaking inspiring and also it doesn’t have lyrics so I won’t grow tired of the voice or anything... But for the one person I’ll end up with the rest of my life... I can’t choose. Normally I would have said my cat but since he’s not here anymore.... I really don’t know ^^

love: have you ever fallen in love? describe what it feels like to realise you’re in love.

Yes I have. It’s like having a bunch of butterflies in the stomach... I didn’t really understood what was happening to me and the next thing I knew was that I was always smiling and feeling happy. I blushed a lot too but it’s kinda normal for me xD I don’t reallly know what it felt when I realised it, I was just really happy and I wanted to share my happiness too. It wa like seeing the sun everyday even if it was raining. It was the first time I was in love so yeah... it sounds a bit childish ^^

clouds: if you’re a boy, would you ever rock black nail polish? if you’re a girl, would you ever rock really really short hair?

Fuck yeah I’m a girl and I’ve gone with realy short hair in which I put some hair gel for years ! Even if I’m strating to let them grow now (the last one was too short, they were like 5mms long at the back... too short), I’ll always like short hair :D

coffee: what’s your starbucks order, and who would you trust to order for you, if anyone?

Well given that I don’t like coffee, I’ll say they’re iced green tea... But It’s trust @snarky-goldfish and @le-rire-des-etoiles to order me something because they know me by heart and they’ll go for something I wouldn’t have even try (and mostly liked) without them.

marble: what is the most important thing to you in your life right now?

Writing. I’m fed up with my studies and I really need a way to clear my mind and not t explode. So writing it is ! Because I’ll always like it more than sports xD

So here you go Sweetheart @roxas-j-frost ! There was a hell lot of questions but I’ve managed to answer them all !! Yeepee !!! I really had fun with that and I hope you’ll like my answers !!!

[edwardamcullen]

Almost the entirety of Red is about Bellward #confirmed. Pass it on.

this feels like a challenge to prove this right and...that’s exactly what I’m going to do. Except I’ll extend this to Twilight as a whole. pls keep in mind i obviously know taylor didn’t write these songs about these characters i’m just IN LOVE with the similarities and how they relate.

1. State of Grace “And I never saw you coming and I’ll never be the same”/"We learn to live with the pain mosaic broken hearts, but this love is brave and wild”/“You come around and the armor falls, pierce the room like a cannon ball now all we know is don’t let go”/“This is the state of grace. This is the worthwhile fight. Love is a ruthless game unless you play it good and right. These are the hands of fate. you’re my achilles heel. This is the golden age of something good and right and real” I think these lyrics fit Bellward in that...1) this love...was....real and new to both of them and not something they ever saw coming but it was scary but too real to let go of and not want to fight for. There’s so many risks in their relationship but “this is the worthwhile fight. love is a ruthless game unless you play it good and right.

2. RedI made a gifset. This is New Moon!Bella - “Remembering him comes in flashbacks and echoes tell myself it’s time now, gotta let go. But moving on from him is impossible when I still see it all in my head, burning red.” bc the girl LITERALLY saw him everywhere. and also “Loving him was like driving a new Maserati down a dead-end street, faster than the wind passionate as sin ended so suddenly” because when he left he took his whole world with her the entire time she was struggling to hold onto the memories. she was in the middle of such a :D point and everything was so good and in one instant it all fell apart.

3. Treacherous“This slope is treacherous this path is reckless this slope is treacherous I-I-I like it” this song is literally about sex and their relationship not being good but “nothing safe is worth the drive” which SCREAMS Bella and Edward like I don’t have to explain that tbh.

4. I Knew You Were Trouble...idk...bella knew he was trouble but shame on her because SHE LITERALLY WAS LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND when he left her....damn taylor really get specific 

5. All Too Well “It was rare I was there I remember it all too well” / “Time won’t fly it’s like I’m paralyzed by it. I’d like to be my old self again but I’m still trying to find it.” Is her the entire dark phase of New Moon. 

6. 22*scratches head while I try to think of something* “It’s miserable and magical” - lmao bella when wolves were magical but also she is literally miserable. (BY NOW YOU KNOW I DON’T THINK THIS IS SERIOUS I’M JUST HAVING FUN WITH THIS) 

7. I Almost Do“I hope sometimes you wonder about me”/”I just want to tell you it takes everything in me not to call you. And I wish I could run to you and every time I don’t, I almost do” Edward to Bella when he left. 8. We Are Never Ever Getting Back Togetherdeadass??? idk. Leah to Sam lmao. i’m kidding. no i’m not she’s never getting back with him he hurt her. except they weren’t on and off. She’s just never ever getting back with him. and she’s done w/ his excuses. etc. OH WAIT WEREN’T JESS AND MIKE ON AND OFF...them too lmao. 9. Stay Stay StayTHIS SONG IS SO PURE AND SO CUTE AND SO HAPPY. “you took the time to memorize me my fears my hopes and dreams I just like hanging out with you all the time.” every relationship ever. Also “It’s been occurring to me I’d like to hang out with you for my whole life.”

10. The Last Time“This is the last time I’m asking you this put my name at the top of your list” lmao fucking JACOB to Bella in Eclipse. Actually wait this could work. “You wear your best apology but I was there to watch you leave. And all the times I let you in just for you to go again.” wow....damn it really could be Jake to Bella 

11. Holy GroundI’m going to half make this about Jacob and Bella because “Tonight I’m gonna dance for all that we’ve been through but I don’t wanna dance if I’m not dancing with you.” could be them at Bella and Edward’s wedding. But this is actually a nice breakup song about it being good and never looking back and them both being respectively happy for each other and that’s just not the case. he calls her stupid and thrashes her like a rag doll and fucking grabs her by the arms. the moment was ruined.

12. Sad Beautiful TragicOH HOW NEW MOONBella: In dreams, I meet you in warm conversationB/E: We both wake in lonely beds, different cities (except edward doesn’t sleep)B: And time is taking its sweet time erasing youE: And you've got your demons and darling they all look like me (actually it could be bella too because she feels like a waste of his time and like he never even cared for her)

13. The Lucky OneLet me make this about Rosalie. “New to town with a made up name in the angel city chasing fortune and fame, and the camera flashes make it look like a dream”/ “And they tell you that you’re lucky but you’re so confused ‘cause you don’t feel pretty, you just feel used.” This entire song is Taylor’s fear of fame and the glamorous lifestyle turning into something that’s so ... scary and just not as good as it’s made out to be. That screams Rosalie. And just any of the vampires who would trade this “perfect” vampire life for a normal one.14. Everything Has ChangedB: All i knew this morning when I woke is I know something now know something now I didn’t before. (BELLA LITERALLY....REALIZING SHE’S IN LOVE WITH EDWARD honestly vice versa because this whole love thing was new for both of them)E: All my walls stood tall painted blue but I’ll take them down and open up the door for youB/E: All I know is we said hello so dust off your highest hopes. All i know is pouring rain, and everythig has changed. All I know is a newfound grace all my days I’ll know your face all I know since yesterday is everything has changed.

15. StarlightTHIS IS SO HARD ALSKDLAKS “Ooh ooh he's talking crazy/Ooh ooh dancing with me/Ooh ooh we could get married” bella when edward proposed LMAO. but no really the thing about Starlight is it pictures such a happy and forever-and-always blissful and magical love which SM paints with their whole eternity thing. “Don’t you dream impossible things” literally. because he’s a vampire. OMG WAIT “Have ten kids and teach them how to dream” ...rosalie and her perfect life she thought she had before everything happened.16. Begin AgainLet me.....pull a muscle while I REACH a bit. “And you throw your head back laughing like a little kid. I think it’s strange that you think I’m funny ‘cause he never did. I’ve been spending the last 8 months thinking all love ever does is break and burn and end, but on a wednesday in a cafe I watched it begin again” .......this is a REACH and a this I’m making shit up...but bella never really felt like herself or confident enough to be herself until she met the cullens and....idk...bella saw her divorced parents and she never reallly had a love to relate to so she really didn’t think love...was...a  thing...but w/ edward...it was.???/ i told y’all i’m reaching

if you wanna be like that you can make this about jacob when bella grows close to him after edward left her but tbh that implies that bella ...was in love with him....and that she stayed with him...and nah. i’m not doing that lmao sorry

The deluxe tracks??? The moment i knew is too specific it’s about him not going to Taylor’s birthday. that didn’t happen. “You should’ve been here and I would’ve been so happy” if pulled out of context might relate. Maybe Come Back Be Here being about them being apart but being in love COULD be B/E in New Moon but they were both very sad and this is more about missing the other one...pretend “I can’t help but wish you took me with you” is overdramatic bella missing edward when he hunts. I can’t think of anything for Girl At Home.

I’m sorry this was so long all you wanted me to do was pass it on I’M SO SORRY

[stories-and-fan-fictions]

Part 1: Being the secretary of The Bee Gees and Andy Gibb ain’t so bad......your name is Shadow. Andy always brings you coffee. Barry’s married to Linda with their twin girls: Ash and Alexa, Maurice is married to Lulu with their son Adam and Robin’s married to Molly with their daughter Melissa. It’s against the code to date Andy but you don’t care at all. Here’s how the first day went:

Andy: morning Shadow *he hands you your coffee*

Shadow: ugh morning Andy *you sound bored*

Andy: what’s wrong? *he sits next to you*

Shadow: it’s no fun working here anymore nothing happens

Andy: I can change that ya know shadow *he kisses you sensually*

Shadow: oh you wanna date in secret?

Andy: yeah it’ll make things so exciting hiding our sex we have

Shadow: you know me so well

Andy: well will you be my girlfriend?

Shadow: I’d love to!

*before you can even get to the sex part Barry walks in*

Barry: Andy I need you in 10 minutes

Andy: 10?

Barry: yeah why?

Andy: c-can you make it an hour?

Barry: why? You have your lunch break for that!!

Andy: Ugh ok I’ll be down in 10 minutes

*you look at the clock and it reads: 9:30 AM*

Shadow: noon?

Andy: Mhmm *he kisses you then runs downstairs to join Barry and Robin*

Andy: wheres Maurice?

Robin: having sex with Lulu

Andy: how long has it been now?

Robin: an hour

Andy: ah

*Maurice comes out of the closet with Lulu and they’re both dressed*

Maurice: what’d I miss?

Robin: nothing

*he nods then kisses lulu and she blushes and walks off*

*noon comes around*

Andy: oh shit I got a meeting now with shadow *he runs upstairs*

Barry: ok.....

Andy: *he locks the door then looks at you as you’re already taking off your top* heh already getting naked?

Shadow: Yup *you take off your top to reveal your medium sized breasts*

Andy: *he smirks turned on now* you just turned me on babe

Shadow: that’s what I wanted to do *you take off your skirt now fully naked*

Andy: I’m even MORE turned on babe

Shadow: come here you boner boy

Andy: hey don’t call me that *he gets undressed and he’s clearly turned on fully*

Andy: *he gets on top of you* are you a virgin then babe?

Shadow: no.....but that doesn’t matter

Andy: it doesn’t now huh? *he looks at you*

Shadow: *you kiss him sensually* it doesn’t matter

*he nods then pierces you and thrusts fast*

Andy: so who did you lose your virginity to?

Shadow: d-does it matter?

Andy: I just want to know babe *he thrusts faster*

Shadow: I....you’ll be mad *you kiss his neck*

Andy: that tickles. And I won’t....

Shadow: ngh later....

*he nods and thrusts harder*

*after an hour he releases and pulls out*

Andy: now will you tell me? *he says getting off you and sitting up after getting dressed*

*you sigh and get dressed then look at him sitting up*

Shadow: fine....just promise you won’t hate me?

Andy: I never could

Shadow: ya know may? Heaven?

Andy: what about them? They’re toddlers of Barry and Maurice

Shadow: right....my children....

Andy: WHAT!??

Shadow: I told you you’d be mad.....*you look away in tears*

Andy: *he kisses you reassuringly* babe I couldn’t be mad at you. I love you too much

Shadow: *you look at him smiling* I love you too

Andy: *he unlocks the door and you go back to doing work but he stays with you* heh

Shadow: someones gonna catch us....

Andy: nah no way

*heaven runs in giggling*

Shadow: HEAVEN RAY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

Heaven: running from daddy mommy *she points at Maurice walking in panting now*

Shadow: uhh you ok there?

Maurice: *he pants* no our child doesn’t wanna listen

Shadow: not my problem it’s YOUR day to watch her

Maurice: what?

Shadow: *she shows him the proof* but we aren’t dating anymore so stop that thought

Maurice: I have lulu and we have better sex than we ever had!!!

Shadow: *you hold Andy back* just stop Maurice what’s done is done

Andy: *he looks at you* really?

Shadow: yes don’t go after him

Andy: I wouldn’t?

Shadow: good

Maurice: what are you two hiding?

Andy: nothing

*heaven giggles*

Shadow: HEAVEN RAY *you grab her and hand her to Maurice pissed*

Maurice: sorry.....*he walks off to his car and drives off after putting her in her car seat with Lulu in the passenger seat and Adam in his car seat*

Andy: I swear if may comes in here

May: MOMMY!!’ *she runs in crying*

Shadow: *you pick her up* what’s wrong baby?

Andy: *he growls* really?

Shadow: Andy stop *you kiss him but may stops you*

Andy: what the

May: daddy coming

Shadow: *you smile* good girl

May: *she smiles* i is?

*you nod*

Barry: *he comes in panting now from running but clearly from sex* where’s may?

Shadow: what the hell were you doing?

Barry: fucking Linda?

Shadow: knew it *you give him may and he goes home with Linda, ash, Alexa and may*

Andy: anything else you hiding?

Shadow: yeah me and Robin had a son when I was 16....*you’re 20 now*

Sonny: mama? *he peeks his head in*

Shadow: yes sonny?

Sonny: I go home with you?

Shadow: wheres your father?

Robin: here *hes behind sonny carrying Spencer and Molly’s carrying mel*

Shadow: well Robin?

Robin: go ahead he could use some time with you and his uncle Andy

*Andy mutters to himself: wont be uncle for long*

Robin: what Andy?

Andy: nothing

*they go home too. And you, andy and sonny go to your sisters house!!!*

Shadow: babe....why are we at my sister, Olivia’s house?

Andy: wait Olivia’s your sister!?

Shadow: yeah....

Andy: s-shes my ex wife.....we had a daughter together

Shadow: eh idc

*peta runs out and gets into the back*

Andy: you ready you spend the night with daddy Peta?

Peta: YEAH but who’s he? *she points to sonny who is asleep*

Andy: that’s your cousin sonny

Peta: daddy is he really my cousin?

*he looks at you as if to say: what do i say?*

*you look at him as if to say: the truth*

Andy: *he sighs* Peta.....

Peta: yes daddy?

Andy: shadow is going to be your new mommy soon.....before she met daddy she had kids with your uncles. She had sonny with Robin, heaven with Maurice and may with Barry

Peta: but daddy

Andy: yes?

Peta: does that mean they’ll be my cousins AND brother and sister in laws?

Andy: yes....

Shadow: *you kiss him passionately* it’ll be ok I promise

Andy: I hope so *he drives home*

*you get sonny out of his car seat and walk inside carrying him and Andy walks in with Peta*

Andy: Peta can you go to your room? I need to talk to mommy for a second

Peta: ok daddy!! *she runs to her room*

*you walk out of sonnys room and walk into the living room*

Shadow: wheres Peta?

Andy: in bed.....

Shadow: babe what’s wrong?

Andy: *he looks away* I.....

Shadow: oh you’re horny aren’t you?

Andy: m-maybe?

Shadow: come on babe where should we do it?

Andy: *he smiles* shower? Hot tub?

Shadow: hot tub would be fun

Andy: let’s do it *he runs to the hot tub and you follow him*

*he gets undressed and gets into the hot tub then you get undressed*

Andy: coming in? *he holds out his hand*

Shadow: heh *you take his hand and get in*

Andy: now are we doing the full deal or just making out?

Shadow: then why would I be naked?

Andy: t-true....*he leans against the side*

Shadow: what do you want me to do?

Andy: I want you to start it....so I don’t squish you babe

Shadow: heh ok *you pierce yourself and start thrusting*

Andy: mmm you’re good at this you know *he kisses you*

Shadow: oh reallly now?

Andy: Mhmm

*after an hour he releases and you pull out*

Andy: babe I want you to do one more thing in bed

Shadow: alright *you both get out and run to his room*

Andy: now *he gets onto the bed*

Shadow: heh *you get onto the bed* what is it Andy?

Andy: I want you to kiss me...

Shadow: easy enough *you kiss him and start kissing down his body getting to the good part*

Andy: mmmm exactly

Shadow: oh you want me to?

*he nods and you do so*

*the next you’re up before Andy and are making breakfast*

Peta: morning mommy *she runs in for breakfast*

Shadow: morning Peta

*sonny runs in and gets into his baby chair*

Shadow: *you smile knowing it’s a weekend so you hand Peta her breakfast and sonny his eggs* your uncle Barry should be here soon

Peta: why mommy?

Shadow: to drop off your cousins heaven and may

Peta: is it your weekend?

Shadow: yes

Peta: it’s me and daddy’s weekend too!!

*you tear up at this*

Andy: *he walks in confused* what?

Shadow: n-nothing *you kiss him and set out his breakfast too*

Andy: is Barry almost here?

Shadow: yeah

Andy: and he doesn’t care you’re living with me?

Shadow: he just thinks I don’t want to live with him and the others

*a knock is heard*

Shadow: I-

Andy: I’ll get it shadow *he opens the door* hello Barry

Barry: hello Andy wheres shadow?

Shadow: *you peek behind him* here did you bring may and heaven?

*he nods and heaven runs in and may runs in too*

Barry: alright I’m off have fun *he walks off then drives off*

*Andy shuts the door*

Peta: daddy...

Andy: yes sweetheart?

Peta: when you gonna propose to mommy?

Shadow: *you blush* heh

Andy: *he looks at you then kisses you* soon sweetheart soon

*Andy’s phone rings*

Andy: hello?

Olivia: you’re getting full custody of Peta I can’t take care of her anymore bye *she ends the call*

Andy: *he shrugs* I knew she’d say that

Peta: I stay with daddy!? *she says happily*

Andy: Yup

Shadow: *you smile* I’m gonna head to the bathroom *you walk off to the bathroom*

Andy: *he smirks* Peta watch your siblings for daddy

Peta: ok daddy

*he follows you*

*you get undressed and get into the tub*

Andy: boo *he pops out from behind the shower curtain naked*

Shadow: god damn it Andy *you snicker*

Andy: alright get up so I don’t squish you

Shadow: no just get on top of me

*he nods and gets on top of you but he does kinda squish you*

Shadow: ok yeah *you get out and get on top of Andy*

Andy: told you *he looks at your cleavage*

Shadow: *you smile* you really are horny aren’t you?

Andy: it’s a guy thing babe....

*you nod and pierce yourself then thrust*

Andy: you’re getting better babe

Shadow: oh hush it *you kiss him*

*after an hour he releases and you pull out*

Andy: I wish we could do more

Shadow: maybe tomorrow or later today babe

Andy: ok *you both get out and get dressed then go to check on the kids and Mays passed out on top of heaven who’s passed out and sonny is cuddled to them and he’s asleep*

Shadow: heh my sleepy babies

Andy: *he smiles* mhmmmm *hes clearly thinking about your lips*

Shadow: *you kiss him passionately* better?

Andy: totally

Shadow: hmph babe not now

Andy: now is never a good time...

Shadow: STOP THAT *you kiss him angrily and it’s a very sloppy kiss but Andy makes it better*

Andy: mmm gotcha

Shadow: *you don’t break the kiss for an hour and Andy has grabbed your booty* heh

Andy: love you babe

Shadow: love you more

Andy: tomorrow in the bath tub?

Shadow: just so I can start it again?

Andy: you know it *he kisses you*

*you make lunch for everyone which is chili*

Andy: heh you make the best food babe!! *everyone eats it*

Shadow: I learned from my grandparents *you look away at this*

Andy: grandparents?

*you nod in tears*

Andy: babe come here

*you sit next to him and he puts his arms around you*

Andy: you can tell me babe I’ll always be here for you

[webuyhousesinct-blog]

Forced Traffic & Conversion (FT&C) Strategy

Forced Traffic & Conversion is a strategy I have developed to speed up making money through Real Estate Investing, big time. This strategy works great for seasoned investors and beginners alike, but especially beginners will appreciate this as this strategy will get them up and running scaling their business within weeks, not years. Before we dive into this we need to know a bit about the role of SEO and credibility when it comes to deal making.

But first, let me explain the true meaning of life! Are you little gringos ready? Are yeh? Well okiedokie then here goes. Get your pens ready, the meaning of life and the meaning of “to be” finally revealed. Here goes, are you ready? Seriously ready? REALLLY rrrrrrreaaallllly ready?

OK fine calm down. Here is the meaning of life: So here goes.

Deals = Traffic + Conversion

Well there you have it.  whooaaaahhhhh shhhhhhhhuuuaaaahhhhh  the crowd goes wild  whhaaahhhhhhssshhshhhhsh whoaaahhhh. Where is my stinking Nobel Prize?! Heck I deserve 3 of them.

OK this is a very true and valid equation, yet very generic. So lets get a bit more specific.

DEALS = SEO + Credibility.

OhSnap I am a genius! This is more like it.

SEO gives us Traffic

CREDIBILITY gives us Conversion.

So this explains how we went from the generic version to the specific one. Everyone following thus far? Yes? Good!

OK.. so now…

We all know that SEO takes a while to take effect, but credibility is instant. All you have to do, to be credible, is show your reviews, put your phone number on your site, take a picture of yourself and show it on your page (along with some other secret strategies my clients have access to wink wink) and… you are set. You can be done with this in 2 weeks, 3 weeks, a month if you go all out, but you have full control over it.

Applying The Meaning Of Life

So we have one part of the equation covered (credibility). Now we need traffic… how can we get instant traffic, so that we can satisfy the second part of the equation?

Well easy, PPC, DMM, Facebook Ads, pick one, heck pick two!

Now we have a very credible website, and we have plenty of traffic  heading your site. You make deals, immediately.��Now you know enough to understand the FT&C strategy!

Applying The Forced Traffic & Conversion Strategy.

The Forced Traffic & Conversion strategy is a very powerful strategy that will have beginners hit the ground running. How would you feel if I told you that I have developed a model where you immediately started scaling your business into a money generating machine the moment you start? This sounds like a guru pitch huh? Well don’t believe me then! See if I care, loveyoubuhbye!

Yup most businesses will struggle to start, then they work hard to make any money (if this ever even happens), then they have to make enough money and profits to grow, and after they finally manage to grow enough only then will they start thinking about scaling, hiring people and automating methods into systems.

Often this takes years and years. WHY wait? You can immediately start with the scaling process! Interested? I figured. I will tell you how this is done! Isn’t that nice of me!

Let’s say you are a beginner, you don’t even have a website, or your site is new, or your site is old but neglected on page 68 on Goolge. What do you do. You go to BiggerPockets and you read all these depressing sad poor attempts at wholesaling making money and everyone telling you the same crap “do driving for dollars, do bandit signs, ohh no no buy lists. Buy the foreclosure list, no no the probate list is where it’s at, OMG no you fools obviously its the absentee owners list.. bla bla bla ALL WRONG!!

1. START GAAHDAMNIT: Get A Real Estate Investing Website!

SEO for real estate investors is important. That is what we need to focus on from the start. That is what I did, and look at me now! FORGET lists, forget D4D, CC, bandit signs! NO! Stop winging it. Try a method that works, actually WORKS. And yeah I will show you the way to freedom.

    So your and     !

You start with getting a website. Not just any website, you get an Investor Carrot website. Nothing else works as well as this platform so get it! I have discussed previously how to set up your Investor Carrot Website. So review that now if you must. But just to make it convenient for you, here is the plan you need to pick. Just click on the referral picture below. Let me know you clicked on it and I will give you that referral fee back. Makes your site a little cheaper.

  2. Deals = SEO + Credibility

Do SEO yourself, hire it out, I do not care!  The SEO (& Credibility) efforts needs to start IMMEDIATELY though. To make sure the SEO efforts are going to be done lets assume you hire someone (that friggin KNOWS what they are doing). I am already sad for you because I am 100% sure whom ever you will hire will do SEO wrong. EVERYONE is doing it wrong, I promise you this! Don’t believe me? Visit the blog where I show Erics low DA and still ranking high proving everyone tries to please google not the traffic.

You Need Money To Make Money

If you are afraid to spend money to make money, you shouldn’t be on my blog nor should you ever be an investor. PERIOD. So to all you people that are going to “wait till I have some money to market”, DUDE… NO… NOOO!

  NO!

  Get a job, save money, get money, do it right. Don’t go door knocking or driving for dollars “because that’s free”. You are wasting your time. You are winging it. Work with a proven system! So if you simply do not have the money to market you will become successful a LOT faster if you took a two month job at MC D, save up $3,000.- and start investing the right way.

Sure you may get lucky getting a deal doing Driving for Dollars, and then again, you may not! If you want a 100% sure and guaranteed way of making it (this is called having a system), you get a job and get that marketing budget going.

Work The Plan

Let’s assume you will do this the right way and you pay someone that knows what they are doing $1,500,- to work on SEO, website credibility, and create landing pages for you.

Then devote an extra $1,000.- for your marketing budget, let’s say you choose Facebook ads.

So now you have spend $2,500,- for the first month. Honestly, this is not at all a bad budget when it comes to marketing. DMM would cost you double ($5,000.-) for a similar campaign (buying a list of 2000 to 3000 people and paying for the cards to print and ship out, with far lower ROI).

So within the first 30 days, you are down: $2,500,-.

SEO services: $1,500,-

Facebook marketing services: $1,000.-

there is some good news though: “bandit signs”, “driving for dollars”, “door knocking”, “hoping a lead will fall in your lap out of the blue”, won’t guarantee leads reliably but, Facebook ads, and PPC will, as long as:

you are targeting the right audience

you have enough budget dedicated to your campaign

If you satisfy these 2 criteria you WILL get leads, guaranteed. Isn’t that some news to be joyful for?

3. Get Your First Lead: Wholesale Like A Boss!

Doing SEO for your real estate investing website is crucial yes, but we all know SEO will take time for results to creep in. So we now have a very credible website (or at least this is being worked on in the background). While someone else is worrying about SEO we are going to start marketing on Facebook and sending that traffic over to our landing page that was created 1 week into this strategy.

All we are going to focus on, is getting 1 deal. Indeed JUST one. We do not care how we will get the next deal the following month. We don’t care about anything else but just this ONE deal right now. Since we will spent the $1,000.- the right way by not winging it and apply the marketing correctly you will generate leads. The goal is to wholesale one deal.

Wholesaling Is Not A Matter Of Luck

Wholesaling this deal is not going to be a matter of luck. The second you sign a contract from your marketing you WILL wholesale it and this is also a guarantee. You know how I am so sure will will be able to wholesale this contract? Because you do not sign a contract until the numbers work FOR YOU! None of this crap where you sign a contract based on the absolute lowest a seller is willing to sell for. NO! YOUR numbers are the only numbers that matter!

When you ONLY sign contracts that work for you (and thus your buyers), you will have no issues selling the contract to a cash buyer. And that is how you become successful at wholesaling! And now you have made $10,000.- in a wholesale fee!

Dance around, run 5 laps butt naked around your block, get it out of your system because although you are set, and I can already tell you’ve made it, there is still a lot of work to do to realize that “you have already made it” notion.

4. Repeat: The FT&C Method!

Now things are getting exciting! You were down $2.500,- at the start of the 30 day plan, but by the end of these 30 days you made $10,000.-!! So what do you do?

Wells I’lls tells yous whats yous dos!

You take that $2.500,- and shove it up your damn brown or black damp musky smelling… wallet! You thought I was going to say ass didn’t you. You are seriously perverted. Get off my damn blog you freak!

Anyways, you take what you spent out of that 10 grand, you now have & $7,500.- left. So within the first cycle you managed to make a profit.  Maybe in your market the wholesale fee is not $10,000.-, and your marketing costs are also different, and that doesn’t matter. All the numbers automatically adjust to your market. The point is that you will make a profit. If marketing is more expensive where you are, then the wholesale fee is a lot more. You sign deals based on numbers that would work for you in YOUR market to make a profit.

Now this is what you do. You now double your marketing budget to $2,000.- and you fork over an other $1,500.- for continued SEO work on your website.

Where are we at this point?

Right here:

PROFIT! = $10,000 – $2.500 – $2,000 – $1,500 = $4,000

$10,000.- = Money made from wholesaling the lead.

$2.500.-   = Money you spent getting the $10,000.- (remember this was the $1,500.- (for SEO) + $1,000.- (for Facebook Ads)).

$2.000.-   = Your new Facebook marketing budget (double your previous marking budget).

$1.500.-   = For this next months SEO effort.

  You made money. It WORKED!! Sure this is your first deal. This means you were nervous, not very confident, you made mistakes, you could have done things better, you could have done things more efficiently and by all means this deal could have been sheer dumb luck! Absolutely… and you know what? WHO CARES. You made $10,000.-.

You followed a plan and it actually worked. Your motivation level has gone through the roof. “Let’s do it again“, you say, and yes I agree. Let’s see if we can do this again. Same method, but we will make a few changes. What changes you ask? Well…

When you did this the first time, you wrote down notes. What was causing you stress, delays, what could have done better, what did you miss, what could have been avoided to make this method better, faster, more efficient. You have a log!

You will now do this exact method again, but this time, you will tweak it based on all the improvements proposed from all the mistakes you’ve made AND you will now double your marketing budget. In addition you fork over an other $1,500.- for continued SEO work on your site (remember you hired someone for $2,000.- a month to do your SEO for you.

So what do we have now?

You have some experience now

You have double your previous budget

You tweaked the method not to make the same mistakes again

You do it again. Now, there is no reason why you wouldn’t do AT LEAST equally good, if not twice as good (as you have doubled your marketing budget). So you make two deals this time. Again you wholesale them and now you made $20,000.-.

Now this is very important. Following a method once making a deal could be pure dumb luck. Following the same method twice and make a deal twice,… that is a SYSTEM!

The Money Making More Money Machine

Have you realized something amazing yet? You are not spending a single cent out of your pocket anymore. Your money is making you more money. The system is self sustaining. It’s like magic!! WHAAAAAAAA??

Out of that $20,000.- you take an other month of SEO payment out and this time you put $7,000.- in marketing. Now you make 10 deals! and you net… what…$70,000.- in profits? With $70,000.- you can put down an astronomical marketing budget, but you won’t! Calm down, Seabiscuit!

You now look like the big dogs that put down $30,000.- a month on marketing. But now you have a new problem. Your one-person-team (you) can not possibly handle the leads coming in at a $30,000.- marketing budget.

5. Hire People: Fire Yourself!

Now you stop. You hire an acquisitions manager, and you hire a receptionist. You give that a “try”. You put these people in place and you hit the “start” button. Again you note down all the bottle necks, all the trouble areas and all the issues that hiring and working with people bring. You analyze it, you tweak it and you make things more efficient by either hiring more people to cover all these extra positions that opened up as a result of hiring your first round, or you train your people to become more efficient.

6. Scale Up: Grow!

With every new cycle of marketing, increasing your budget, tweaking, you increase your budget. Little did you know that you have been scaling your then non existent business, from the start.

  7. Step Out: Automate!

As you increase your budget, and you hire more people, you will see soon enough that you will be getting more leads, you make more offers, do more deals, all while you do far less work, because you will eventually have a complete solid team in place that will handle every task there is to do. The a remarkable thing will happen without even expecting it.

  8. SEO World Domination: SEO Always Wins!

As you are so busy enjoying watching your business grow and making money you completely forgot someone was constantly working on your SEO, Now after the 4th or 5th iteration of the tweaking process you have your business mostly on automatic. On one heavenly day you were just counting you money as you do every day, when you hear this werd “DINGGGGG”. “Well goodness gracious what was that“, you ask, as you lift your head with a 100 dollar bill slips  down your face with drool all over it. ANd you look at your fancy laptop screen. “Oh an emailmajiggy“. And you open it… and your eyes open wide. “Yo dawg, I GOT AN ORGANIC LEAD“. Suddenly “Dingg dingg dingg FRIGGINDINGGG“, your email gets bombarded like so:

  You now get leads for free. The lead count may quite possibly be compatible to your 30K marketing budget for paid traffic, BUT you lead quality is far superior:

#gallery-0-6 { margin: auto; } #gallery-0-6 .gallery-item { float: left; margin-top: 10px; text-align: center; width: 50%; } #gallery-0-6 img { border: 2px solid #cfcfcf; } #gallery-0-6 .gallery-caption { margin-left: 0; } /* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes/media.php */

  So the equivalent to getting THIS many motivated seller leads using paid marketing could possibly require doubt the marketing budget! This is why you NEED SEO in your live no matter if you are getting plenty of leads using paid marketing.

60. Forced Traffic & Conversion (FT&C) Strategy Forced Traffic & Conversion (FT&C) Strategy Forced Traffic & Conversion is a strategy I have developed to speed up making money through Real Estate Investing, big time.

[nietzsche-key-555-blog]

-- I am now going to Install, back into me, every usable thing I’ve ever done. ALL other aspects of my Intellectual Property -- MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY - have been Rendered, Legally, ALREADY, buy someone in some form in charge of you ---- EVERYTHING THAT IM EVER GOING TO SAY AGAIN, will Fit into that Context, and or, be drawn FROM that context ( as is the case with my art, or whatever it is, you might have noticed that Every part of it is “Usable” {I got high and drew this .} -- --- The stuff that’s NOT usable, came from times I got high , wayyyyyyyyy out and away, weird sets and setting, BECUASE IT WAS FALSELY ILLEgal - and, as a result of having a Thought, on property not my Own , it rendered it a bad thought --- THEN I built an entire system of Math as how to determine that much, and taught it to the militaryt, so as to make the GAME fair, as they CAN still run undercover cops, and seeing as ll our laws are based in the 50s - - feeding the fire gasoline is still fucking stupid. 

Well, that’s my moral excuase for doing it --- if you;re familiar with my workin, im kinda Higher-End revolution, so like, violence against cops has never worked the same that violence against anybody has never worked --- best you can hope for is a 0. .. Which, is basically lame. .. anyway. 

Um, the other stuff I yelled about has been being picked apart by Holy Men (And Holy Women ... ) - this happened because women can vote, which, makes them count as much as men, in anything recgonizable as a society . . ... This, is actually part o the debate, but is not actually in jeopordy --- which, actually helps frame the Race debate, a lot .  Ignoring race is Also brand-new . (Thanks , Nietzsche. )  Um , shit -- is that it ? 

I can still smuggle energy for you (Generally, its overworld underworld, but whatever ) if I like you -- an email, a tumblr, a n online chat is generally sufficient . .  MASS PROTESTS / MOVEMNts -- Never believed in them, reallly -- More made funj --- that aside, a political party over Anything is an achievement, and there are Better ones , . ... MASS - anyhing -- WHAT do I tell the masses --- Because of what I just said, I just decided long ago to talk about Me - --- Its in how you do it, that whether or not you’re a selfish, worthless, useless, deafness. . .. -- Each person knows what that is for him or herself --- theres a spot, it feels good  , it flowes --- Oh, how did I have it before the FBI sacrificed my things to God ... Um “Wher you have All your personal power, and you’re in Nobody’s way) -- --- Its nothing coordinated, namely, and, then to Say that , sugeests a kind of Center, and, that Center, is Personal, so its not a Center, but, what does that Personal Center Attach to, or as apart of , or is a Part of , ... and so on ---- There’s actually a whole world there---- I think, now, its actually underwater, because I blew it up when I rescued jesus from the cave and theres water on the other side of his asshole --- and that was the Myth -= (Jesus can breathe underwater, you fucking dumbass . .. ) anyway -- 

“The Sole Determinate Of What Is Beautiful” --- Ironic, because, {So - What ended the USSR ??}  of my position --- --- ill skip right to it --- This is the part that Manifests --- which is why there’s a Kick-Back --- If, you’re Employing oto Dqark Matter, Creatively, or whatere, there is GOING to be an equal but opposite reaction - --- Its in this way that rapes safe, by the wya , but --- 

Ya - almost no one decideds to Go there ?? Unless its a ttached to Sex -- but the Point is that Everyone can operate in that Higher - Effeciency - Octane, and this is how to do it, and nothing is betrayed --- I was so mad -- just sitting here blind for 30 mineuts -- so mad, what they did .  its , == its just the whole fucking chain,because Right at Me is where the Sippers stop ining up, and, one by fuckin one ---- a zipper from the moon back to earth, hangin there, while people fight, as the fucking thing spins, about where it needs to touch. 

-- I used to apply that to Information - --- and I’[d feed information into my art-tron, because it was the only thing fast enough to break the speed of light prayer barrier to go kill hitler, basically , was the worst ., . . -- again, its - it was How - --- Stalin -- other people did it, anyone did it . ... Hitler --- Im , fucking eating a Lot , or hitlers fucking shit .  Its no longer a Catholic issue, if anyone doesnt want it .  -- what else . ... 

Wow, so Rock Stars off the list . . ..

Weurd fukns ? Films ?  Nothings worth writing -- 

..Religions prreeettty out . 

no one apparently wants a revolution . .. how weird, for that to e the case in front a revolutionary . 

um, ew

So if war comes from thie bottom, this is what’s coming down --- or vice versa, its the same instance --- support .. s... what is Support .... 

Since WW2, people have been Convinced that they NEED money . ... 

Fuck, how many times can you Not write a suicide note ?? ---

Good Evening ‘

[hellotvv]

Life Update

It’s been a while since I’ve last posted. The last time I posted was the first day of this semester, and now it’s basically two weeks in. Have things changed a lot? I’d say, not really. But life has been good definitely.

Today is a rainy day, so I’m in a mood to finally write and idk vent some feelings. Today, I’ve slept in for a while. I ate lunch and then showered and met up with Rebecca. The reason why I met up with Rebecca is because she’s auditioning for Mulan and needs photos of her. She asked if I could take photos of her and I was like sure. So I got over to her place at like 3:30 and it was a pretty cloudy cold day. We walked around to the beach near Manzanita (one of the 2nd year dorms), it’s a meh beach. I took photos of her, asked her about her classes, winter break, and etc. Since although we have math together this quarter, I haven’t really seen her. But she’s Kai’s ochem lab partner this quarter tho. It was nice talking to her. She asked if there’s any new gossip going on with my life, and I was like haha nah. Apparently I have pretty friends tho, so my next gf has to be pretty since I must have high standards according to her. I was like nah, I’m pretty chill tbh in terms of looks. I’m definitely more of a personality person. I asked her if anything is new with her love life, and she says she likes being single a lot. She asked about Stefanie actually, and I told her I haven’t really talked to Stefanie since August. Apparently Rebecca heard gossip about Stefanie o.o I was like oh and told me some stuff? I wonder who told her such gossip o.o. She asked if I met Helen before, since she’s good friends with Helen. I told her that I met Helen once at a USC party lol. Then Rebecca treated me to a starbucks frap and drove me to my house, which was nice of her. Since her place is a bit far (walking wise at least) from my place. Then I chilled, ate dinner with my friend Bryan, made some plans with him, and yeah. He asked if I was going to Bharat’s party tonight, but I honestly wasn’t feeling it today. I know I didn’t go out Friday, but idk this week is like one of those weeks where I just wanna stay in my room and be by myself. I’ve been pretty good about hanging out with my SB friends and there’s like a groupme with all 12 of us in it now lol. On Friday, they went to watch a horror movie, but I wasn’t feeling like going. I actually thought about just going to the movie theaters by myself and watching La La Land by myself. I never watched a movie by myself, but it feels like it could be a nice thing just going and watching by myself. Idk I heard La La Land is good and I really wanna watch it. So yeah, today, I just kinda chilled in doors and had a good day at home. Idk I just enjoy those lazy rainy days indoors and cuddling up in bed. Also I played some Overwatch with my friend Ann (from back home) and it was cool. Also Rebecca + Lindsay (her housemate) both recently said we should hang out more, and I agreed we should haha. 

As for general updates overall... School’s been going good, nothing to complain about yet. I got a new lab partner in ochem, but she’s like idk the most unsocial lab partner yet? Like she doesn’t make any small talk like oh how’s your day, what classes are u taking, etc etc. Idk I’ve had some cool lab partners like my MCDB1C lab partner last year :( and my lab partner last quarter is pretty cool. I see him at parties sometime still haha and we say hi and what’s up and stuff. But yeah, can’t complain about classes yet. Going to be studying for them tomorrow! As for friends, idk if I’ve made new friends exactly just yet. I still keep in touch with Hope and Fyona. Fyona and I text pretty much every day and facetime fairly often just for fun. We’re like best friends and it’s cool. Catherine, I still snapchat every now and then, but haven’t really talked to her. Kristy is taking ochem lab and I see her now and then with Jessica. We all ate ramen with Brent, Bharat, Henry, and Bryan just like last week! Idk there’s so much to update, even tho it’s just been a bit. Uhm... School okay, maybe stressed about future when it gets to like 4th year and stuff. But I guess just gotta take life one step at a time sometimes. I’ve became decent friends with one of my models Cindy! We made plans to shoot sometime in the future. My photography ig has been doing some good growth :D it’s at nearly 800 followers~ and I still get hit up by models randomly asking to shoot with me still, which is cool. Outside of the shoot with Rebecca today, I haven’t really shot lately. But I might in February with Sabrina in Fyona, maybe a future shoot with Cindy again, uhh random models potentially, and this one photographer that wants to link up and he works near SB. Idk photography going well! As for sm4sh, there’s no tournaments recently. But this week was the Arcadian on Thursday, which is a tournie where no PR players can play in. I’m legit ranked 3 in SB, so I can’t play haha. But Brent played and I went to support him + gave him some coaching. He ended up getting top 8, which is really good. It had like 70 ppl!! Uhh, I still keep up with my friend Jia. Kai and I are doing fine, she liked her expensive xmas gift that she chose. She’s getting a roommate still, and she hasn’t really been home this entire week. The roommate is prob gonna be some random, idk who or when they’ll move in. But I’ll miss having the house to myself T_T ahhh. Hopefully they won’t be a bad housemate D:  I play overwatch with my boi Alan still now and then. I haven’t really bought clothes in a while, so no progress there. As for clothing brand, it’s made some progress. Henry is a lagger with vectorizing the designs ahhh. Since we have one good design :( and just want it already done. But we got 3 samples of a pretty basic shirt that says, “No Sleep”. It’s to be like edgy and fit our sad boy theme. Like you can interpret it in a lot of ways. Like oh no sleep, since we’re up late crying or thinking. Or if you wear it to the gym, it’ll be hardcore like damn this guy going hard, no sleep!! But yeah :3 I did the designs for that and we got 3 samples being shipped to me. If it’s good, then we’ll do an order for a couple more to sell to friends. Mostly waiting for Henry to finish the graphic design for our first real tee. Then maybe we’ll have a launch party + make a website + ig. Then once we have another design done, then we’ll start to advertise it I guess lol. So clothing brand going okie. These past two weeks, I did go to friend parties, ate dinner/lunch with friends, go to the gym and etc. Oh right. So I’ve been really really good about my diet this week. I’ve tracked my calories and ate reallly well in terms of eating at a calorie deficit. Last week I was pretty good too, but this week damn I’ve been really good. It’s hard a bit, but life style change yo. I’ve been hitting the gym occasionally too, so that should help! Just wait 1-2 more months yo :D gonna be way more fit and super happy with my appearance. My skin has been good lately, so that’s going for me! But yeah been improving fitness wise ever since I got back to school. I guess I don’t really have much to complain about. I have good friends that invite me to things, so I have the option to decide whether or not go out haha. I have buddies for lunch/dinner if I want. I have gym buddies like Brent/Bharat/Shannie/Brooke. Been doing good progress on every aspect I guess of my life, and nothing bad happened at all lately. So I guess I gotta appreciate more when things are just content or good. But yeah, brief summary I guess about how I’m doing, there’s probably a bunch more stuff that I haven’t thought of. I think I’m going home next week for Lunar New Years :O I also have midterms next week .-. 

As for my love life.. Hmhm, that’s a bit more tricky in some ways. I guess similar to Rebecca. I think I finally got to a point where I’m definitely okay and fine being single. I legit have made 0 attempts on looking for a gf, and been mostly focused on myself for once. I definitely think I’m making some progress on myself and working even more on improving myself in mental/physical/etc aspects. I have gained back more confidence in myself as well. I definitely think I could be a great SO as well. Like I’d like to think that I’m fairly knowledgeable about relationships. I’ve done some reflecting and learned from mistakes on what to do/not to do and I hink I’ve improved in how I treat ppl/myself/etc as well! But hey, I’m the type of dude that would drive hours just to see a SO for an hour or even 30 minutes. I’m the type of guy that would genuinely cherish them, try to keep interest by flirting with them, show them love/affection through words + actions, give small gifts now and then, treat them to every meal if possible, drive them around, try to find new places for adventures, make plans with them, make sacrifices for them, try to get into their hobbies, pull all nighters for them, try to give amazing gifts, try to plan/throw great life milestone events, and etc. So I guess I’m confident in my ability on being a good SO, so I’m not shying away from relationships. But I’m not necessarily going out of my way to look for one. I’m trying for once to focus on myself and improve myself, be happy on my own, and become an even better person for myself and I guess maybe future SO as well. But yeah, not in the place in my life, where I can’t be vulnerable anymore. Definitely at a good place, where I could take risks and be vulnerable and open my heart again, if I wanted to. But no real big motivation to go out of my way to look for a SO or anything rn. If it happens, it happens. I guess semi-related to my love life, is that my ex Kristy randomly followed my theo.centric ig account o: we haven’t talked in maybe almost a year? So I’m surprised she followed me, but I followed back since whateverz. Nothing came out of it tho, still haven’t talked, and it’s been a while since uh she followed me (maybe a week)? As for Stefanie. Honestly, I miss her still a bit to this day. I guess I’m fine being single and would be open to dating other people. Yet for whatever reason, I still miss her deep down in my heart... I guess I just went through so much and spent so much time with her and was so used to having her in my life, that it’s hard without her sometimes. I guess I shouldn’t in some ways, since sigh some of the things she did to me... But idk... :( I can’t help it... I guess even tho I’ve ‘moved on’, the way things were/things ended just never sat well with me to this day like closure was kinda reached but not really... I guess in an ideal world, maybe she would have loved me more and looked only at me.. Oh well, life. Idk I guess it’s late and just in an eh mood. Idk it’s crazy, since I’ve broken up with Kristy/broke off short things with so and so, but I guess I never think about them this long after a break up... Idk why it’s like this with Stetefanie now... She was so mean to me too :( sigh. Maybe one last emotional update later. A bit sleepy now and I guess that’s all for now. I’m good, maybe sad a bit sometimes at night, improved myself, working on all my hobbies + school, and yeah.