#i quote i felt that in my penis sooooo often

[vinnymauro]

top five quotes from ted lasso (the show, they don't necessarily have to be from ted himself) <3

1. be a goldfish. it’s not only cute it’s a good way of life to not sweat the small stuff or the bad stuff and the set backs, and instead forget about them and move on.

2. im not going to quote the whole thing but when rebecca told the group of men to grow up. and went on that lovely monologue about how football means so much to fans and how taking it away isn’t what they should do as owners. and that they should be ashamed of themselves. it was beautiful.

3. IF I DON’T HEAR SILENCE IM GOING TO START PUNCHING DICKS. it is what made me love roy. yes. immediately.

4. roy’s “i like being roy kent” speech. because it was so interesting to see how he sees himself only as the footballer, the man he has been since he was fucking 9. he doesn’t know how to be anyone else. i thought that was so fucking human.

5. i felt that in my penis. sam obisanya i want to study you like a bug.

ask my top 5/top 10 anything!!