#i queued this post so it'd be ready

[derpychocho]

"It's the perfect opportunity."

True LOVE // Happy 3rd anniversary, Dating Start!

The visual novel where you can fall in love LOVE with Sans the skeleton. =)

[livwritesstuff]

Hi back again

You mentioned a lot that the girls expecially Hazel loves Taylor Swift.

And it'd be funny to see a tik tok that Hazel posts pov you got the Eras tour with your dads. But considering Steve has really bad migraines either he would go to the concert with noisecanceling headphones or would drive the girls and Eddie to a concert. I'd love to hear your take on this!

(& I imagine maybe Nancy and Robin also coming along)

Steve: Alright ladies, are we ready for the goddamn circus that is the Gillette Stadium parking lot?

Eddie: *pointing his phone screen towards the camera to show that he’s got Fučík’s Entry of the Gladiators queued in Spotify approx. thirty times*

Steve: I’ll give you six plays of that shit before I file for divorce.

Robbie: Why wouldn’t you just put it on repeat?

Robbie: How much longer do you think?

Hazel: *pans the camera to show that they’re at a dead-stop in parking lot traffic*

Eddie, reaching across Steve to point at the speedometer: Well, we’re currently traveling at a speed of zero miles per hour so we’re on pace to never get there.

Steve, with his hands on his hips watching Hazel trade bracelets with a girl she met in the parking lot: Chop-chop, we’re not here to socialize, we’re here to see Taylor Swift

Steve: Get your head in the game

*in the venue*

Eddie, holding up his wrist beside Steve’s as they count up all the bracelets they’d received on the way into the stadium: See, I have more than you!

Steve: This is total bullshit

Basically it’s mostly just them navigating the perimeter of Gillette Stadium until they actually get into the venue. Then Hazel has to stop cuz –

Cut to clip of Eddie bobbing his head in time with the music with a text overlay that says they actually had a great time lol

[hegoeshardasfuck]

casual

wordcount: 2K

tags: semi-public sex, biting, handjobs, workplace (?) sex, sub Itachi, dom Kakashi

synopsis: Kakashi and Itachi both think that it's nice having a wherever we want and whenever we want kind of relationship / OR / that fic where they fuck on the job

authors note: hehehe been working on a fanfic writing/reading discord server lately :3 me and my bud r still workin' out the flaws rn but i got something queued to post when its ready to drop

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57578641

Really, they couldn't ask for much more out of their agreement. Simple and concise and signed with ink laden with trust to the point it may as well be blood. Not a word would ever be uttered outside hallowed halls to keep both of them safe.

Although, hallowed halls are almost never enclosed spaces, almost never somewhere without a risk. That's part of the fun. Two high standing shinobi having an affair in the dead of the night against a tree or in the hallways of an abandoned building.

They play fast and loose with each other. Sparing raking glances if they cross in broad daylight. Hunting one another down if split missions cross paths. Whenever and however they want each other they have each other, only if they can be done within the parameter of time limits. They have jobs to do even if they're shaky legged as they do so.

It's a simple mission this time, assassination. Sneak into a theater and kill the lead actor because they're planning a coup d'état and they're the one in charge. Kakashi wants to bite back against the Hokage's instructions, that it's improbable for an actor to be capable of revolution. But he doesn't, he may be in his twenties but backtalking his old teacher won't fare well.

He doesn't get a teammate at first, Minato sure of himself that his prize pupil would do fine. But after a bout of consideration and back and forthing between the two, he dispatches another. And that other is Itachi, someone who'd blend in well with the darkness of the house. He supplies a script of the show, how the scenes play out, and notating each of the leads major scenes.

A simple job, they weren't even advised to do it in the back after the show. Just to get the job done, even if the entire audience sees it happen. They just need to get it done.

"How do you want to do this?" Kakashi asked the day of the mission, closing night. The sun was starting to set already, just an hour until the show would start.

"There's a dressing room underneath the stage, and two that are far off stage right. I doubt he'll use those ones during quick changes, too much distance and too little time."

"If he's a shinobi then he'll only need a minute, he could use any changing room. Where else could he hang out when he isn't on stage?"

"There's a chance he'd just loiter off to stage left, or underneath the stage."

"Underneath it?"

"It's called an orchestra pit, it's quite close to the changing room. Sometimes there are live instrumentals, I suspect there will be for this play."

"What about the pipe grid above the stage?"

"Don't you think we'd get noticed? It'd be too creaky anyways."

Kakashi raises a brow, "Too creaky? My, my, Itachi, how much moving around do you think we'll be doing?"

"Enough to risk alerting a cast or audience member."

"You really think you'd be shaking that much?"

"You really think you wouldn't."

They share a brief pause, carnality rests heavy in the air, but it's dismissed as fast as it's agreed upon. They have a mission to do. They can swap spit and fuck before the play hits it's crescendo.

"What about the catwalk?" Kakashi asked.

"Do you know how hard it would be to get up there even before the show starts?"

"Sneaking around wouldn't be too hard, we just break in through the backdoor and then find our way to stage left and make our way past the balconies undetected, and then climb the stairs."

"I didn't take you for a theater guy."

"Itachi, I throatfuck you every other week, what makes you think that I wouldn't be invested in theatrics?"

Itachi gives a nod, "Fair point." He shoves himself off of the wall he was leaned against, "So it's settled then?"

"We hide in the catwalk and assassinate him for all to see?" Kakashi confirmed, just to make sure they're on the same page.

"If nothing goes wrong, then it'll pan out just like so."

-/-/-/-

The catwalk is more of a crawl space, they have to hunch awkwardly to dart through to a good spot so they can actually snipe him when he's center stage. Heat rises up to the top and the urge to call it quits for up top and hide out in the dressing room is strong. But they have a plan and they're going to stick to it.

Even as Kakashi pushes Itachi against the low railing, back arching against it they'll stick to the plan. They have forty minutes till the big cue where it'll be fun to watch someones brains splatter across the stage. He grips one of the bars to keep himself from tilting to far back as Kakashi bites his throat.

Lips trailing up from his collarbones and along his major veins and to his jawline. The mask got pulled down once the potlights came down and they were thoroughly drenched in darkness, save for the glow of limelight hitting them from below. Kakashi doesn't know when exactly he deemed Itachi a safe person to take down the mask in front of, but he just did.

And maybe he ended up deciding so when he realized he couldn't leave marks that darkened to the point of needing concealer to cover if he had on the mask. He'd rather avoid clawing tears into Itachi's hips and his shoulders and his thighs, much rather bite and kiss his way into permanent residence of the flesh. Leave marks with lips that sear skin and make Itachi falter when he has to wear a tight collared shirt.

Knees rest on either side of Itachi's hips, his own barely bent to keep from his feet hanging off the ledge. A hand rides up underneath his armor and undershirt to brace his lower back. He keeps his hands up above his head because they both know they'll never be in a situation where his wrists can be tied to a headboard.

The hand on the small of his back drops down to grip his ass as teeth sink into his throat. Then his hip, tenderly kissing along the mark as he goes. Semi gloved fingers trace past the waist of his pants, sliding along warm skin and the contrast makes Itachi shudder.

He gasps as blunt nails firmly grip into his thigh and fingers jam into his mouth. He goes ramrod straight at the intrusion and tries not to moan around them. Kakashi leans back from Itachi's throat, sore and red and slick with saliva. He retracts his fingers briefly to allow Itachi to breathe before pressing them back in, "Itachi, if you don't want to jeopardize the mission, you'll have to stay quiet."

Itachi tried to nod in spite of fingers pressed down on the back of his tongue, triggering his gag reflex only a little bit. He swears he'll start to dry heave around them or pull back his head. He knows that if he pulls back Kakashi will thrust his fingers in deeper.

"Can you do that for me, sweetheart?" Kakashi asked quietly. The swell of a musical number started below them, the serenade of an ensemble started singing. Kakashi gives a hum of laughter at the timing, "See, there'll even be a little bit of cover for your moaning."

He drags his fingers out of Itachi's mouth when he finishes speaking, "I can be quiet." Itachi hisses the words at Kakashi. Almost a dare. Go on, he urged, make me scream so loud it stops the show.

And despite how much the notion made Kakashi shiver with delight, he held strong. They have a job to do and they have a plan for it. Instead of bearing down on Itachi's throat to make him fucking howl he rubs circles into the tender flesh of his thigh. Well, not super tender, he is toned, but there's enough give that Kakashi can feel the flesh depress under the calloused pads of his fingers.

The fingers in Itachi's mouth hold him steady at the shoulder blade, shaky arms still held high above his head. Lips meet his own every single time he gasps or moans with Kakashi's fingers pull down his pants at an agonizing pace. The theater is already a hotbox but Itachi's swears he could faint with how hot his body feels.

Heat courses underneath his skin as pale flesh is exposed to the air. Eruptions of song and cheering go on below them every few moments and it makes it really hard to focus on not moaning. Normally it's dead silent, normally there isn't a semblance of cover from being exposed. It's so much easier to crack when there's something to catch his slip up.

A shaky moan slips past his lips and Kakashi devours it without hesitation. Meeting his lips and kissing to make sure that they're red and puffy and slick with saliva. He kisses to the point he might as well be throat fucking Itachi with his tongue as his hand deftly slides slick down his partners cock.

Itachi bites his tongue as Kakashi slowly strokes him. Don't moan. Don't groan. Quiet little gasps escape as he follows the rises and falls of the music below them with each stroke. His toes curl and he tries his hardest to shift the wanton moan into an uneven exhale as Kakashi nips his throat. Teeth so sharply blunt, like that of a dogs.

Kakashi pauses, words hush against Itachi's throat, "Nice and quiet, you wanna cum for me?"

Itachi nodded fast.

And as fast as he nodded Kakashi stilled his motions.

A bewildered little "what?" escapes Itachi's throat as he registers the stall of motion and the incessant throb of want. He whimpers and tries to buck up but he hears something in the infrastructure of the catwalk or the bar he's gripping creak and he goes still.

"Go on," Kakashi said, "Tell me how badly you want to cum for me."

"Kakashi..." Itachi seethed and whimpered at the same time, "We can't, can't risk being loud- what about the job?"

Kakashi gave a hum as he ghosted his hand dangerously close, "You have plenty of time to beg before our target gets on stage for his big musical number."

Itachi tries to glare but Kakashi's hand rests heavy on his inner thigh and Itachi sort of just crumbles to pieces, "Please."

"Do better than that."

"Please, Kakashi, just let me cum. It's been too long since we last did this, please. I don't care if they hear me; make me cum, Kakashi sensei."

The word sensei hits Kakashi like a bag of bricks, it's been a long time since Itachi called him that. And this re-contextualization makes him feel something ungodly burning in his stomach. He let's his hand trace back up Itachi's thigh to slowly pump him, the somewhat rough texture of fabric against skin makes Itachi whimper and whine.

He doesn't stop giving pathetic, pleading sounds though. As he hits climax and Kakashi kisses him to muffle his reaction his grip on the bar slips, the hand on his shoulder blade catches his fall. He leans onto Kakashi as he's carried through the high of orgasm and somehow he timed it with the way the orchestra falls out of a tune.

"Want me to take the shot?" Kakashi asked, a tenderness too his tone he reserves only for the likes of Itachi and his dogs.

"We only have one chance, and you're definitely in a better state to be the one to do it," Itachi answered with, already back to calculating every possibility so they can come out on top and succeed.

"Got it," Kakashi said, shifting his knee away from where it bracketed Itachi in. Minimized him. Made him easy to dominate because it really is hard to make it seem possible unless you've already done it a hundred times.

Which, Kakashi can't confirm or deny if he has dominated Itachi that many times. Because as often as he does top Itachi has done the same to him twice over. And he really wouldn't have it any other way.

[vintagelacerosette]

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I had a four cheese pasta for dinner tonight 😋

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Pretty press on nails I just bought that have cute designs & crystals 💅

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Getting plane tickets for a holiday to the Philippines & Tokyo next year ✈️

Had a girls day out with my bestie 👭

Public holiday next monday 🏖

Watching Everything, Everywhere All at Once with my parents 🎥

Ikea dates with friends ❤️

Sunrise alarm clock 🌅

My niece & my sister are coming over this long weekend 🥰

Falling in love with Vox Machina bc of my darling Vey @look-i-love-u & getting my dad into it 😆

Collective pay rise in my department of work 💶

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[justsomerandomfanfic]

Update: 6/11/23

Posts are going to be a bit slow. As for Fanfic Friday, my Humans And Mutants series is queued up and ready, so those will be posted every Friday. And since I'll be away, the links on each fic won't be updated but I'll fix that when I get back.

But, with fics alongside the Mutant series, I will try and get the requests done. I sort of have lost inspiration/have writer's block, so even though I have requests and tons of fanfic ideas, my mind's not flowing. So, I will get to those fic when I can. I'd like to thank everyone for their kind words, supporting me and understanding my time and need for taking care of myself. :) <3

(If anyone has any advice of how to get inspo/out of writer's block, please let me know! It'd help a lot <3)

Author Note: 6/9/23

I just want to let everyone who has requested, drabbles, fics, matches, etc. That it might take a bit for me to send them out. I apologise in advance! I do have three/maybe four fics coming out tomorrow. And I will work on the weekend to crack down on my asks/requests!

I also will be absent from Tumblr from the 20th through until the 29th of this month, (June).

Again, I apologise for the possible wait for fics and whatnot. But, I am also very excited to work on them! :) <3

[queenofdias]

I'd like to thank the academy for this great outstanding gift of making evERY SI N GLE ONE OF MY DREAMS COME TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #DIAYOUPOCKYGAME CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[viulus]

Hey everyone

Just thought I should come here to say... I'm gonna go on hiatus. I've been feeling pretty bad lately and I realized that I've been going too deep into social media, so I think it'd be best for me to step back from it a bit. I will be checking in occasionally on a specific blog though (it's for a zine that I'm trying to get my hands on lol), so if it says that I've been on then that's why. I also should have some queued posts ready for my Ace Attorney blog specifically, so if you follow that, then great! As for my other blogs... I don't queue things, so sorry ^^´

I plan to return on November 1st, so see you then.

[aworkinggirlsbujo]

Hello ^^ I just started a study blog myself (studyonthestairs) and I wanted to ask you, if it'd be okay that I tag you in my posts? And since you have such a successful blog, I also wanted to know if you can give me any advise? Thank you!

Hi There! Of course you can tag me

The best advice I can give is to post original content, and post often! At minimum I try to post at least one new photo series a week to keep my blog fresh. If you are feeling like you don’t have the time to post every week spend a good amount of time whenever you have it getting content ready to post and then queuing it over a designated period of time. Also consider that the community is from all over the world and in order to get fresh content to all your followers you may have to reblog your own post a different times of the day so that it shows up higher on their dashboard. 

Welcome to the community!