#i presume Gotham folks go between Jaded By Constant Villain Activity to I Will Fight You If You Talk Shit About Gotham

[fleetsparrow]

OK, wait.

So, you know how if you live in a Known Celebrity City/State people will ask if you know actual celebrities? You know, like:

"You live in California? Do you live next to a movie star?"

My man, I live in actual factual Yolo county, we are nowhere close to celebrities.

That's what I imagine it's like for Gothamites outside Gotham.

Metropolitan: Do you know a Bat? Have you ever met one?

Gothamite: Buddy, I work days, I've never even seen one.

BUT

What about places like Central City, where superheroes are not only known but even have museums?

Central Citizen: Yeah, I saw the Flash getting doughnuts at the 7-11. He's real nice! Doesn't that happen in Gotham?

Gothamite: ...I mean, I once had a week's worth of classes canceled during midterms because Scarecrow took over the science building. I didn't meet him, though.

CC: ...Isn't he a villain?

G: Yeah? We don't... hang out... with the heroes?? in Gotham???

CC: There's no Batman museum?

G: Why would we have a—

CC: We have a Flash museum!

G: ???