#i only have 92 wishes rn though which sounds like a lot but it ain’t because you need at least 180 to guarantee 💔

[threnodians]

[agent-of-empathy]

All ze numbers

1) Sexuality?

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

you :3

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

“How could it be otherwise with such a travelling companion as he had at last got?”

4) What do you think about most?

crippling anxiety and loneliness

5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?

“ok omw”

6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

with

7) What’s your strangest talent?

ventriloquism

8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence)

Girls... are hot

Boys... are hot

evryone is hot

im so bi

help

9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?

I fuckin wish my dude

10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?

uhhhhh dunno

11) Do you have any strange phobias?

strange ? nah

12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

nop

13) What’s your religion?

none :P

14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

going for a jog

15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

both

16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

i don’t really do music :P

17) What was the last lie you told?

“Alright, sounds good”

18) Do you believe in karma?

kinda

19) What does your URL mean?

it’s a reference to Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. plus the fact that I’m a very empathetic person

20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

weakness: lazy and distracted

strength: when i AM motivated I’m fuckin great at whatever I put my mind to

21) Who is your celebrity crush?

Tom Holland -w-

22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

nop

23) How do you vent your anger?

bottle it up or vent to strangers online

24) Do you have a collection of anything?

rocks, seashells, funko pops

25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

vidya

26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

lmao no

27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

hate: NAILS ON CHALKBOARD

love: purring kitty :3

28) What’s your biggest “what if”?

uhdunno

29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

ghosts: maybe

aliens: yes

30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

right: curtainleft: school bag

31) Smell the air. What do you smell?

ice cream I may or may not be eating

32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

this one campsite in New York State

33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?

I ain’t ever BEEN to the east coast

34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

idk man

35) To you, what is the meaning of life?

there ain’t any

36) Define Art.

...THIS IS NOT AN EASY QUESTION

37) Do you believe in luck?

...yesno

noyes

nes

yo

38) What’s the weather like right now?

cloudy

39) What time is it?

8:26 pm

40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

nop nop

41) What was the last book you read?

I don’t remember

42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?

nah

43) Do you have any nicknames?

Z, Zach, Mommy, Maman, Panda

44) What was the last movie you saw?

The Incredibles 2, Dahling

45) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

my teeth went right through my bottom lip

46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?

maybe?

47) Do you have any obsessions right now?

yee, always

usually nerdy stuff

48) What’s your sexual orientation?

...wasn’t this question one? The answer remains

49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?

probably

50) Do you believe in magic?

a lil bit

51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

yeah and nah

52) What is your astrological sign?

gemininininininini

53) Do you save money or spend it?

spave

54) What’s the last thing you purchased?

Kinder egg :3

55) Love or lust?

neither, both are stupid 

(sorry I’m in a bad place romantically rn :P)

...love

56) In a relationship?

hahahaha I fucking WISH

57) How many relationships have you had?

uno

58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

nop

59) Where were you yesterday?

work work work work work

60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

Does the pink part of my bi pride flag count

61) Are you wearing socks right now?

nop

62) What’s your favorite animal?

red pandaaaaaa

63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

I don’t have one I’m not very likable 

64) Where is your best friend?

Maine

65) Spit or swallow?(;

...ew

66) What is your heritage?

idk, a bit of every place in europe and a lil bit of native

67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

painting

68) What do you think is Satan’s last name?

...

Dinkleberg

69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

wat

70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

nah 

71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

I can always get a new job, SAVE THE DOGGO

72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

a) I tell everyone

b) everything I can to die happy. Meet my online friends. Go to Disney and Universal. Cuddle my cat for a whole day.

c) yes I would

73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

trust

74) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

“Happy” :P

75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

...I aint posting that

76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

Common interests, similar beliefs, trust, support

77) How can I win your heart?

literally just ask for it tbh

78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?

idk probably

79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

I don’t know, I have made few if any good decisions

80) What size shoes do you wear?

uh 10 or 11 I forget

81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

idk

82) What is your favorite word?

hippotomonstrosesquipedaliaphobia

83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

broken

84) What is a saying you say a lot?

“ayoye, câlisse de tabarnak”

85) What’s the last song you listened to?

dun remember

86) Basic question; what’s your favorite color/colors?

greeeeen

87) What is your current desktop picture?

88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

uhhhhhhhhhhhh idk there’s a loooot of bad people

89) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

idfk man

90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

“H...How can I help you?”

91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

any point at which I was playing my old Harry Potter game

93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

all of them

94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

uhhh dunno

95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS

96) Do you have any relatives in jail?

no

I was I had one (one in particular that is)

97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?

ye

98) Ever been on a plane?

yee!

99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

“y’all fucked up lmaoooooo”