#i officially adopted it into my wardrobe from my mom last year cause she never wore it and it's the fucking best

[supercantaloupe]

honestly as much as autumn and its weather are my favorite time of year i also can't wait for genuine cold weather again because then i get to wear my fucking CLOAK again

[purplesurveys]

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Let’s have a true or false one for a change, yay. Your bedroom is usually untidy. I dunno what about untidiness makes it become ‘unusual,’ but my room is always generally clean because my mom is a clean freak and she likes seeing all the rooms in her house spotless. You know how to cook. Hell no. But I definitely should start learning how to. You cook at home more often than you eat out. You love to exercise and stay fit. Back when I had weight training as a PE elective, it was so so fun to have regular exercise even though I was so uncomfortably sweaty and almost faint from all the routines we had to do, because I legitimately felt the improvement it was doing to my body. I’ve never been able to keep up the training since the class ended though, so I find that a bit sad. Your house has a basement. No we don’t. They’re generally not a thing here, along with attics.

You don’t like rollercoasters. Fuck any amusement park ride. I can’t ride any of them because my motion sickness won’t allow me to haha. You don’t have a Facebook account. I do, but there are many times I wish I just didn’t. You did laundry today. It’s a chore that’s usually never designated to us; my parents prefer to do it. You have a crush on somebody. Yuh, my girlfriend. You’re a smoker. I do smoke but I’ve never bought my own pack/lighter. I only leech off of Gab’s packs, and she’s more than willing to give me some of her sticks because she doesn’t want to finish up the pack herself and end up dependent on them. So... I’m kinda doing her a service by asking for some of her sticks... HAHAHAHAHA nah that was a joke ok but yeah, that’s the case with us. Your parents are still together. Yeah, they’ve been together for the last 27 years. But honestly, the older I get the more I see how incompatible they are, or at least how big of a bitch my mom is in the relationship, and how my dad doesn’t deserve it at all. Hypothetically, if they did announce that they were going to break it off: 1) I wouldn’t even be surprised, and 2) I wouldn’t even hesitate to pick which parent to stay with. You’re sitting on a chair or couch right now. I’m sitting on a chair at our rooftop, but it’s really more of a bench.

You know somebody who is adopted. Yes, a handful. You have half-siblings. You have more important things to be doing right now. I have more important things to be working on in general, but not right now, it’s 11 in the evening lmao. I wanna be answering surveys now. You have worked in retail. I’ve never officially worked, period. You have been fired from a job. You live with friends. Nope, never experienced this. I’ve always traveled to and from home when it comes to school, so I’ve never known what it’s like to live in a dorm/condo and virtually be independent. That’s something I’ll always be a little jealous about. You own a game console. My family owns several game consoles; I don’t have my own given that I’m not a big gamer and have never felt the need to ask for my own Switch or PS4. You’ve eaten carbs today. Is white rice considered a carb? I’ve had much of those today. You’re expecting a visitor soon. In this climate of coronavirus? We’re not expecting visitors until the next month and probably even long after that, lol. You are a college student. Yessir I am, for the last nearly four years. I was going to be graduating this June but that’s gonna be pushed back now, which really sucks. You are scared of dogs. I’m generally not scared of them and am willing to make friends with all dogs. The only negative feeling I hold is annoyance, and that’s directed towards only chihuahuas. I cannot fucking stand them. You have your tongue pierced. No piercings other than earlobes. You have never been drunk. ...Is what I said before I was 18. You would consider yourself to be average height. I guess? I’m definitely a bit shorter than the average person, all other countries considered hahaha. But I’m still average height for a Filipino. It’s the taller ones that we consider to be strange cases. You have ridden on the back of a motorcycle. My parents don’t allow me to take motorcycle taxis, which is really the only opportunity we have for riding motorcycles. You have plans for next weekend. I don’t have plans til the third week of April man. You know a little bit of French. Your parents know how to text message. Yeah, of course. It’s their main means of communicating with us. Plus they were around for the rise of cellphones (they were in their late 20s then), so they had time to get into the trend and learn the basics. You have an iPhone. Apple’s always been my preferred brand for my gadgets, so yep. You are bisexual. For a long time I thought I was, until I realized I was not. You don’t own a pair of pajamas. They are way too warm to be worn in this country, so whenever I say PJs on surveys I really mean my usual tank top/shorts combo hahaha. You get your eyebrows waxed. Waxing generally terrifies me because I haaaate the idea of peeling anything off of any part of my body. I just rely on good ol’ shaving. You have dated someone much older than you. You are hungry right now. My stomach’s not being dramatic but I can go for a full meal right now.   You have never been swimming in the ocean. I honestly do not know. I may have already unknowingly swum in the Pacific, but I literally don’t know.  You like to indulge in retail therapy. Meh, not really. I only shop when I feel like I’ve exhausted my wardrobe and already need new additions. You know someone who has been to rehab. You never had good grades in school. I’m not THAT lousy of a student lol. I had bad grades in chemistry and some of the higher math subjects, but my performance in them was always made up for with my good grades in all the other classes. You’re a lazy person. I can be lazy about tasks I never asked to do, but I’ll always end up doing them because I don’t like disappointing myself/other people.

You are married. You have at least one tattoo. You like to go for walks and jogs. Ugh nonononono. I hate walking/jogging. I prefer to do other forms of exercise. You have never been overseas. You’re terrible at saving money. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha I have to start learning how to be financially responsible pls You’re kind of gluttonous. I can be, and I think it’s caused by the fact that 1) I had to share everything with four other kids in my childhood home, and 2) my mom was always a bit thrifty during my childhood and would often refuse to buy me stuff I ask for, unless my dad said yes – and his yeses were always so hard to get because he works overseas and it would take a whole couple of days before we got feedback from him. These reasons, really, were what made me unafraid to be a little selfish. You don’t like coffee. Love it. Thrive on it. Run on it. You don’t know who your biological father is. You love your job. No job.

[swearronchanel]

Back by popular demand

I’m so sorry I said I would have this done by last Saturday night but I was away for the weekend and drove back home to Nyc (then I spent the week babysitting & being distracted re watching The Mary Tyler Moore Show) Anyway! It has been *too* damn long since I’ve watched Call the Midwife and done one of these commentaries™! I’m pretty sure I stopped once I got to the end of my semester/finals week & since I’ve been done for the summer time’s just gotten away from me but - lets watch 4.1 ..

dedicated to all of you ofc but this episode in particular for @beatrix-franklin <3 *cause she asked*

Lets get right to it

The credits already seem weird without the color 😂 wow

oh hello fresh baby welcome to the outside world

Patsy’s smile! omg so cute

“Earth is the smallest of magnificent things & the greatest of little ones”✨

Trixie messing up her eyeliner is me af

How with the awkward length hair she still is a bombshell? goals

the freaking milk man 😂 idk why it’s funny but it is

“What name is it?” “Well we thought Nicholas if it was a boy” LOL POOR NERVOUS DAD

“IT’S NOW OR NEVERRRR” was this the only time Elvis has played on Ctm?! cause that is Not acceptable

I just wanna hear Can’t ! Help ! Falling ! In ! Love ! With ! You ! Is ! That ! Too Much To Ask! ? Like it came out in ‘61

“Magic carpet midwifery service” she’s a charmer that beatrix

Imagine having a baby in a damn car yikes kill me rather die 

she said privacy the ¿American? Way and sounds so much better 😂

“Turn that radio down! You wouldn’t want to be reminded of this every time you hear Elvis Presley” 😂😭

Her knee in vomit bless u Trix omg, i hate vomit

I miss Sister MJ & Sister E’s little arguments 😂😭😭 r i p

“Bravo old thing!” AW CHUMMY

I miss her sometimes but ah well

Remember when Patsy’s hair was so pretty and not a fugly wig

LMAO CHUMMY TRYING TO DRIVE

I shouldn’t be talking tho bc I *still* don’t have a license

I wanna know what it’s like to sit on the other side of the car, someone fly me out to the UK

Sister MJ reminiscing.. my heart..gone

Lol Babs is on her way omg

“It might be unsettling to see friends replaced by strangers but everyone is welcome here and all must be cherished” 😭 we gotta remember this next series

Here comes Gilbert (psa I hate the headbands I’m sorry, I hate them on everyone)

Aw bby Shelagh

LOL SHE TRIED IT

Like she had that pram all out 😂

The kids making go karts tis lit

Babs dropping everything I feel

If Sister MJ doesn’t greet you at the door did you really get to Nonnatus?

I HOPE SHE GREETS LUCILLE

OMG SISTER MJ’S CRINGE I LOVE IT

“Put down the bananas, they are superfluous to the situation” ICONIC

Shrixie interaction🙌🏻💖 my bbys

I need more in series 7 & preferably not work related

and yes if you missed it shrixie is officially a thing

Ah Gary and Coral breaking my heart

“Some months ago Dr Turner and I adopted a baby girl” 😭😭

Sister MJ snatching the biscuit is also me

DR SPOCK 😂 truly the 60s

“Americans are foreign, they do it all different” hey but we used to be British tho

And yes we can indeed get evaporated milk here, how would you make flan without it?

Ah it’s fine, my mom didn’t breast feed us & well at least my brother is good😂

Hey look Shelagh in a cardigan, surpise

at least it’s not blue

“I read it in the lancet” Alright smart boy. Plot twist if he doesn’t go to med school

“We’ve got wet rot and dry rot at home” LMAO BARBARA

Now I wonder whose handwriting that note is

“Well I’m allowing it” that’s my gal trixie

Chin chin 😉🥂

I wanna drink with the nurses, I wanna be their friends : concept, the nurses party with me at penn state and we fight nasty frat boyz and steal their disgustingly warm beer

The silk pyjamas👏🏼 I need

Pats and Trixie dancing ✨ I miss & will continue to miss their friendship

LMAO I KNOW THAT LOOK, BABS HAS GOT THE SPINS

it’s ok, we’ve all been there :)

“Good giddy aunt!” My new catchphrase

Barbara’s truly white girl wasted

Trixie asking Fred for a milk basket💔

“This love will lasttt” strictly bops on ctm

lol Barbara is less clumsy now at least, character growth😂 :’)

“Putting on a brave face - I know what it feels like” oh trix I feel bby💔😭

I feel like sister E would’ve had a love-hate relationship with me, if you know I was there and this was all exactly real

“You’re a midwife, not a can can dancer”

larks in the parks ay

gary pouring the milk through the mail slot kills me 💔

Shelagh’s dress here was cute, I don’t think she’s worn it since ??

it’s fine looks like she’s got a new turquoise outfit this year lol

hey my cousin was born 33 weeks, oh wait I think 32 actually

Is that the mucus extractor

“Everyone has to have something that makes them happy” oh gary😭

aye bendito he said he’s shamed he smells omg

* one moment *   // ok never mind my cousins just face timing me to rub in my face that she’s in Puerto Rico And I’m not

Omg I wanna cry these poor kids 💔😞

The only bright side is some Shrixie 😭

Anytime Sister MJ says it’s something she can do I wanna cry

Please give me a scene of Sister MJ playing with Angela 😭 she’s a gem and so cute with kids

bye I’m cryin

Maison Trixie 😭😭

More Trixie interacting with children as well pls even tho I’m cryin

Aw Patrick bringing Shelagh tea “this house is so full of love” I LOV U

stupid Netflix cut this scene

NURSING AND MIDWIFERY MISS YOU TOO SHELAGH

Sister MJ spotting Sister E in pain omg my heart

“I don’t like to see sad faces” THERE IS SOMETHING IN MY EYE

“You don’t forget what it’s like to be putting on a show..”  IM DROWNING IN MY OWN TEARS 😢

Good work Babs for the breast milk pumping idea, v proud kid

What a bitch. I know you didn’t ask for this & they wouldn’t tie your tubes but you didn’t have to neglect your freaking kids w t f

makes me so angry

Tom proposed omg I forgot

they weren’t right for each other but they were pretty damn cute😭 but they’re together irl and it’s great like What an attractive couple #jelen😻

Yass Shelagh the navy suit work it gal, show off that figure

wonder what the post pregnancy wardrobe is lookin like

“Put your head on my shoulderrrr"🎼

Split up and sent to Australia! they deserved better😭

Sister MJ and food is the actual best relationship on the show end of story

"Joy is not felt less exquisitely because the moment flys and if we can taste it, we know that we are blessed” 💛

THE END, IT’s BEEN REAL