#i never played octo expansion bcs i got stuck in hero mode and was just like. well nvm

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giving my splatoon agents my gaming habits as i played each game is so funny bcs like

og three picked up the krak on roller their first day and never played anything else. they had run speed up on every gear piece. the played turf war like they were a car

four picked up the slosher and the dualies for fifteen minutes and then vanished into the sewer, never to be seen again

neo three changes weapons CONSTANTLY. a bit of bias towards shooters but also loves splatanas and dualies and buckets and rollers. theyll play three matches w a splatana and then come out with a new outfit and a mini splatling

none of them have ever picked up a charger