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asnakewithwingsisadragon · 4 years ago

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Updated list of the bitches in this system because Gods know we needed it, go!

• Fae- Actual owner of the body. Has not been fully “themself” since they were like 6 (when Harl got here). Always co-cons with someone because they can’t stand being out alone. Doesn’t know or care what we do with their life. Terrified of people. Has left us alone for extended periods of time. If you think you’ve talked to them, there’s a 99% chance it was actually Claire, Amanda, or Becky. Actually a very sweet kid, but very hurt. Will go to the end of the world for their friends. Can hold a grudge like nobody’s business. Paints themself as a bitch but is a softie. Their mom cannot tell the difference between them and Becky. Diabetic, to Nidia’s displeasure. Closet Gryffindor turned Slytherin in order to survive.

• Amanda – Our system’s “guard dog”/Head Bitch in Charge. Much more complicated than that. The real author of Fae’s thigh scars (barely visible now), and maybe the only reason we made it through high school. The little voice that says “kill everyone and blame it on me”. Zero concern for consequences for herself. Impulse control consists of “Jail is awful and Fae doesn’t deserve it”. She’s over 30.

• Lisbeth (Sally)- Just…Sally. The other voice that wants to kill everyone but doesn’t because she actually thinks about the consequences of her actions. Max is technically her partner, but we don’t talk about that (you can ask). I think she’s 30-something, but might as well be Fae’s age.

• Claire- Possibly Fae’s projection of herself into different universes. She can be 6, 17, 24 and 35. Last name Constantine. From Liverpool. Awful accent. Please don’t call her Australian. Another closet Gryffindor turned Slytherin. Most of Fae’s friends are actually hers. Has been Fae for longer than Fae has been Fae. Likes soccer and we’re sorry. Punk. Hella Punk. Also hella broke.

• Mara- Claire’s sister (maybe twin). Approach with caution. (One of the several sexual alters, can be the same ages as Claire) Responsible for most of Fae’s awful dating decisions.

• Valentina- Rarely comes out, but she’s apparently God? We don’t know. Seems like she knows everyone, though. She always looks 20-something, but we know she’s older.

• Nidia- Claire’s daughter and the pure incarnation of Fae’s ADHD. A Jedi. Weirdest kid EVER. Super compassionate. Wears heart on her sleeve. Can be 5, 9, 16 and 21. Impulse control is 100% artificial, but existent. Can, like Amanda, drink up to 3 cans of Monster Energy Drink in a row without batting a lash. Will eat ALL THE CANDY. The reason we need to carry an extra insulin syringe with us most of the time. Pours fun dip and sweetarts into her drinks. The kind of kid child leashes were invented for.

• Hellena- Mara’s daughter. STAY AWAY. Evil incarnate. Abusive A.F. Can and will destroy you. In her 20’s

• Christine- Hell’s identical twin. Remember that girl in Mean Girls who wants to bake a cake out of sunshine and rainbows and smiles? Christine is that cake. Rarely out. Same age as Hell.

• Evey- Hell and Chris’ big sister. That one kid with the pink hair and lots of tattoos. Zero impulse control. Always looks like a teenager for some reason (not over 25)

• Vlad- Agender/Genderqueer mystical creature of the forest. Valentina’s child. Awesome person in general. Permanently 17.

• Harley- Yup. THAT Harley. You know the drill. She’s actually the one who makes all the fun plans because she’s the one who has the energy for it. Gets along with everyone until she doesn’t. Can drink us all under the table. Can drink you under the table. Has been Fae for longer than Claire has been Fae. Was the first one here, so she has tattoo privileges. And dating privileges. And everything privileges, basically. If I say how old she is, I may not live to see another day. Fae’s real mum. Will take you to Petco on exam week to pet puppies. Will yell “doge!” out loud.

Pets every dog. Will steal Teddy from Max.

• Edward- Mr. Nigma, sir. Somehow has better makeup skills than all the girls here combined. If his attitude was as nice as his eyebrows, he’d rule the world by now. EVERYTHING HAS QUESTION MARKS. Knows more than anyone. Is actually a genius. Wastes his time trying to school the little ones (and trying to get Naya to use proper words). Smug bastard. Probs 40-something.

• Naya- Cass’ child. Has her own language, featuring words like “kaijukata”, “pakato”, and “omashii” (“Kaiju attack”, an insult of her own invention, and her word for “mother”.) There are no sidewalks, only pedestrian lanes. Biggest Kaiju Enthusiast. Wants to be Mako Mori.

• M.J.- Has been here for as long as Harley has. Isn’t around as much. The difference between her and Claire is that you can actually understand what MJ says when she gets mad. Probs 25 forever.

• Danni- Amanda’s daughter. Will also fuck you up. Has the weirdest kinks. 23

• Miranda- Danni’s daughter. Don’t ask. Also a sexual alter. 21

• Martha- Miranda’s sister. Level-headed. A psychiatrist. 21. Actually the most mature person in this head, along with Tári.

• Alice- Nidia’s daughter. Also a psychiatrist. Likes psychoanalyzing people. Type 1 bipolar. Thinks all Arkham inmates are humans and wants to help. Will probably end up as an Arkham Inmate herself. Age slides. Toddler Alice is the devil. Can be 5, 9, and 21

• Alyssa- Mara’s best friend. Take Alice out of wonderland and teach her ballet, then add a sprinkle of Luna Lovegood. Permanently 17-ish.

• Robin- Alice’s little sister. Wants to be Carrie Kelly when she grows up. Terrified of squirrels. Can be 5 and 18. Lesbiab. Lesebeb. Girls. Yes.

• Tári- Alice and Robin’s eldest sister. Autistic. Genius extraordinaire. Loves to talk to Eddie. Often one of them leaves the conversation feeling stupid (it isn’t Tári). Loves Legos. REALLY LOVES LEGOS. Forensic Anthropologist/ wants to be Bones when she grows up. Vegetarian. Can be 12/17/21.

• Frances- Harley’s kid. Don’t ask, this was super weird. Frances herself is super weird. She hears voices. The voices tell her to do things. She rarely listens. Actually super polite. Has “opal” hair. 18-20. We don’t really know. If we’re gonna have a sub-system, it will probably be because of Frankie.

• Shilo- Shilo Wallace. Infected by her genetics. Her nightmares are the worst. Once made Amanda and Sally fight over a pair of combat boots just so she could get to keep them. Probably Becky’s best friend in here.

• Bellatrix- That one got here on her own. Over 50. Still looks great.

• Azula- also got here on her own.

• Cassiopeia- Bella’s biggest mistake. Best teacher ever. Resident hipster chick. Is actually here to keep a little group of alters from causing too much mayhem. 28.

• Ascella- Lesbian extraordinaire. Sees dead people. I’m not even kidding. Permanently 23.

• Jamie Moriarty- Another one who got here on her own. Our self confidence boosts and power trips. Will maybe kill someone. Better than you and is not afraid to let you know. Fae’s teachers were terrified of her.

Everyone’s terrified of her; I don’t know who we think we’re kidding. 32.

• Lestat- Fae’s gay vampire boyfriend. Is rarely around anymore. Probably for the best. 260-ish years old. Prick.

• Lindsay - THE definitive Sexual alter. From a comic book oneshot. Amanda on steroids, but if Amanda knew how to socialize. Loves horror, movies, photography and monsters. 26.

• Becky - Called “morbid” for a reason. Disabled as all fuck. Autistic/ADHD, connective tissue disorder. A lawyer. Loves to argue. Jon Crane’s wife (at least here). 30ish. Always cold and always in pain. If we cancel plans, it’s most likely her fault and she’s sorry.

• Liliana - Necromancer. Big Titty Goth GF. We love and cherish her, alcoholism and all. Will never be over Jace and she knows it.

• Chandra - Pyromancer extraordinaire with severe ADHD. A lot like Fae in a lot of ways. Decidedly Pansexual, thank you very much. 25.

• Vraska - Ravnican to the core, but also a fantastic pirate. Great leader, good friend, fun to be around. Has the huskiest voice in the system. Has the worst flashbacks out of all of us. Can be 19 and 29. • Kari - Vraska and Jace’s kid. Hypermelanistic gorgon, telepath like her dad. Fun to be around. Can be 7, 12 and 25.

• Ral - Very very Izzet, and very very gay, and we love him for it. Very intelligent, good at fixing and making things with his hands. Confident, charismatic, and a workaholic. Tomik’s husband. Sometimes with Max. In his 40’s

• Tomik - Ral’s husband. Quiet, but very caring and polite.Also very smart and hard-working, always loves to learn new things and meet new people. 27-ish. Very gay, too. Makeup skills up there with Eddie’s.

• Teysa - Tomik’s boss. A Boss Ass Rich Bitch, and we love her lots for it. Very polite and interesting to be around. Could buy us all and our families ten times. Old, but looks to be in her early 30’s.

• Avacyn - An angel from Innistrad. Here to protect us. Really likes listening to old pop-punk and emo music with Max. Very sweet to be around, although she can be a little literal-minded.

• Olivia - A Vampire and a bitch. Liliana’s...ex? Something. A lot like Teysa, but much more fun-loving and impulsive.

• Nahiri - Doesn’t come out much. Stern but caring, very savvy, doesn’t take anyone’s crap. Can hold on to grudges like her life depends on it.

#alterblogging #I'm probably missing people but oh well #here's the main ones #yes there's a lot of MTG peeps here #they're recent #we love them

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foreheadface · 8 years ago

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1. Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?

Spotify~

2. is your room messy or clean?

Somewhere in between

3. what color are your eyes?

Dark brown

4. do you like your name? why?

I do~ I especially like that it’s longer than everyone else’s~ I’ve only met one person w/ the name Anastacia and it was spelled with ‘sia’ not ‘cia,’ it’s pretty unique~

5. what is your relationship status?

Happily taken~

6. describe your personality in 3 words or less

anxious, loud, geeky

7. what color hair do you have?

Dark brown

8. what kind of car do you drive? color?

I can’t drive. I am a legally blind individual. That question is kinda ablest… assuming everyone drives...

9. where do you shop?

Everywhere if I can~

10. how would you describe your style?

Cheap, geeky, stylish

11. favorite social media account

most definitely tumblr

12. what size bed do you have?

Full sized.

13. any siblings?

One brother~

14. if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

Hmmmm… harder questions… with you if I can help it~

15. favorite snapchat filter?

The weird queen of hearts one…

16. favorite makeup brand(s)

Trust Fund Beauty, Pixi, or NYX cos its cheap

17. how many times a week do you shower?

….?? Everyday…?

18. favorite tv show?

I love so many, it’s hard for me to decide on a favorite one…

19. shoe size?

20. how tall are you?

5 foot 3

21. sandals or sneakers?

Sandals if I can help it~

22. do you go to the gym?

No even though my keeps telling me to…

23. describe your dream date

being with the person I love… doing anything, really~

24. how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

I don’t carry cash

25. what color socks are you wearing?

Not wearing socks.

26. how many pillows do you sleep with?

Too many but I feel weird if I have less than 4.

27. do you have a job? what do you do?

Uhhhh I’m a Pokemon Mastter??? Champion of the Unova region, two times over????

28. how many friends do you have?

A few I would consider as such

29. whats the worst thing you have ever done?

I didn’t tell my mom I had a “lump” under my arm because I thought it was a comically large cist and it ended up being a raised lymphnode, signifying my cancerous blood…. I waited like 2 weeks to tell her. whoops

30. what’s your favorite candle scents?

Coffee cake~

31. 3 favorite boy names

…. Uhhhhh Darren, Joey, and Joe idek i’m starkid trash

32. 3 favorite girl names

Alice, Euphemia, and Arbor

33. favorite actor?

Woody Harrelson. Just… I just… I love him.

34. favorite actress?

Shailene Woodley

35. who is your celebrity crush?

Shailene Woodley...

36. favorite movie?

A tie between “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” and “See You in Valhalla”

37. do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?

Moderately now that I have things to do… Anansi Boys or Stardust, both authored by the glorious Neil Gaiman.

38. money or brains?

Brains

39. do you have a nickname? what is it?

My family calls me Stacy Beth which is a combination of ‘Anastacia’ and ‘Elizabeth,’ the latter of which being my middle name. but like, if you’ll notice, those three names have the same amount of letters??? so i don’t really see how it’s a nickname???

40. how many times have you been to the hospital?

Depends on if you mean the hospital in general or the emergency room? Either way, I’ve lost count.

41. top 10 favorite songs

1. This is Gospel by Panic! At the Disco

2. Camisado by Panic! At the Disco!

3. The Judge by T.O.P.

4. The Love Club by Lorde

5. One Day More from Les Mis

6. Satisfied from Hamilton

7. Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd

8. Losing Touch by the Killers

9. Status Quo from Starship

10. Breathe by Pink Floyd

42. do you take any medications daily?

I used to take like 20 pills a day but now I just have to take multivitamins and a low-dose aspirin for my heart~ my anxiety meds are as needed.

43. what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

uhhhhh oily ish and rlly zitty

44. what is your biggest fear?

Getting cancer again.

45. how many kids do you want?

I don’t really think about it. Mostly because I know so many people my age with kids and I just... I wanna live my life first...? Is that selfish? I suppose I might want them in the future if my future spouse does too… but if I ever have kids, I’m going to adopt.

46. what’s your go to hair style?

Brush it and go

47. what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)

big-ish? 3-bedrooms and it’s a split-level. So three-ish floors, the top level is where the bedrooms are~

48. who is your role model?

Colbie Smoulders

49. what was the last compliment you received?

…. Uhhhhh… I can’t remember…?

50. what was the last text you sent?

"okay~ :D i’ll be here~”

51. how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

8. and I immediately told my 6 yr old brother.

52. what is your dream car?

/sigh Again with the Ablism?

53. opinion on smoking?

Causes cancer. That’s not an opinion, that’s fact. You do not want cancer. Trust me.

and also, theres this strange hipster dude in my speech class who always. smells. of cigarettes. it’s kind of disgusting.

D: he sits right next to me but it’s a full class so I can’t just move

54. do you go to college?

yaaasss

55. what is your dream job?

I want to be an attorney

56. would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?

Uhhhh neither. I want to live in the city.

57. do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?

Uh yeah its free.

58. do you have freckles?

59. do you smile for pictures?

Yes.

60. how many pictures do you have on your phone?

Too many

61. have you ever peed in the woods?

I live in the southern us, so uh.... Yeah..

62. do you still watch cartoons?

Of course.

63. do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

I don’t go to wendy’s ever so the second one.

64. Favorite dipping sauce?

Ranch or cocktail sauce

65. what do you wear to bed?

A big t shirt, sometimes with shorts or pj pants

66. have you ever won a spelling bee?

Yes and i’m not ashamed of it.

67. what are your hobbies?

Drawing and writing trash

68. can you draw?

See above

69. do you play an instrument?

Not that talented..

70. what was the last concert you saw?

TWENTY ONE PILOTSSS!!! T.O.P.!!!

71. tea or coffee?

Coffee

72. Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

Starbucks

73. do you want to get married?

maaaaaaybe... If its with the right person~

74. what is your crush’s first and last initial?

L. B.

75. are you going to change your last name when you get married?

No, srry Lindsay and heres why. Nothing fits with the first and middle names “Anastacia Elizabeth.” Nothing sounds right to me. Except for my last name. And besides, my name is who I am. I like my full name, a lot.. So uhhh… I don’t think so.

Or we’d at least hyphenate.

76. what color looks best on you?

I don’t know…. I’ve heard that red is my color a lot…

77. do you miss anyone right now?

You know who I always miss~

78. do you sleep with your door open or closed?

Closed

79. do you believe in ghosts?

Of course- obviously.

80. what is your biggest pet peeve?

I have too many to count…

81. last person you called`

@hot-for-justice

82. favorite ice cream flavor?

Caramel Praline

83. regular oreos or golden oreos?

Regular

84. chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?

Rainbow~

85. what shirt are you wearing?

A purple hi-lo tank top with lighter purple beachy flower on it~

86. what is your phone background?

The WAA staff

87. are you outgoing or shy?

Outgoing when I want/have to be.

88. do you like it when people play with your hair?

not random ppl but like, lets you and me get together and i don’t know, you can play with my hair~ ;D

*cough*

89. do you like your neighbors?

I did but they moved/died now, the houses around us are either rental or empty…

90. do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?

Both

91. have you ever been high?

LOL WELL

92. have you ever been drunk?

I honestly don’t think so.

93. last thing you ate?

Chips/dip

94. favorite lyrics right now

95. summer or winter?

summer

96. day or night?

the magic hours.

97. dark, milk, or white chocolate?

dark chocolate.

98. favorite month?

September or October

99. what is your zodiac sign

cancer. LOL

100. who was the last person you cried in front of?

uhhhh.... I try not to cry anyways...I honestly have no idea... I think the last time I cried, I was alone so

#about me #thanks sweetheart~

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larryspecificrecs · 8 years ago

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2015: Jan. ~ Jun.

✔ July ~ December 2015 || all fests/exchanges || other years

Top 30 longest AU fics

1. Four's Company by vampire_angel_z | @nobody-at-all-really [E, 275.6k]

The alpha triplets need a mate. Louis is too perfect to be true. ~ 2015.05

2. All Tired Talk by @reedytenors [M, 268.6k]

In which Harry is the dying front man of a dying rock band, Zayn has finally given up holding his hair back in dingy bathrooms, Niall and Liam are holding up the fort, and Louis comes along with eyes the color of the sky to remind Harry that there is still more life to live. ~ 2015.02

3. Gods & Monsters by Velvetoscar | @mizzwilde [M, 201.3k]

The instructions were simple: seduce and destroy Harry Styles. Not once did they discuss the option of Louis actually falling in love. So, naturally, that's exactly what he did. ~ 2015.03

4. Lets Go To Dinner and Not Eat Anything. by Nicolasgrimshaw [T, 191.1k]

Louis is one of the 25% of males who suffer from anorexia. He's obsessed with calories and constantly working them off. Harry is also one of the 25% of anorexic males. He's obsessed with being able to see his collar bones and balancing a ruler on his hipbones. Louis is brand new to the path of recovery and since he and Harry are the only males in the hospitals program they have the honors of rooming with each other. Maybe if they can't fall in love with food, they can fall in love with each other. ~ 2015.06

5. Right By Your Side by mezziedemo [M, 154.4k]

Marine Biologist Harry Styles works at SeaWorld Australia and conducts dolphin therapy sessions for people suffering trauma or fear of water. He loves his job and his life in Australia, but it all gets turned upside down when a beautiful blue eyed boy from the UK is sent down under for therapy after a near drowning incident. Louis Tomlinson dived into the river to save his sister without a second thought to his own safety. When he almost drowned trying to save her, the after effects are severe. After a particularly bad panic attack, he is referred to a program in Australia, where he finds himself in the care of the prettiest boy he's ever seen. Can they maintain the professional boundaries required to get Louis well again, or will their desire for each other be too hard to fight? ~ 2015.06

6. Serendipity, Actually by somethingsilly | @landansquitebig [M, 143.1k]

AU where Harry truly believes in Destiny and Louis just happens to cross his path at the right moment. Featuring a world with the size of a stamp, Liam as the best friend ever, Niall as a social butterfly who knows everyone and Zayn who always knows what's going on. ~ 2015.04

7. Unbelievers by isthatyoularry | @isthatyoularry [E, 136.8k]

It’s Louis’ senior year, and he’s dead set on doing it right. However, along with his pair of cleats, a healthy dose of sarcasm and his ridiculous best friend, he’s also got a complicated family, a terrifyingly uncertain future, and a mortal enemy making his life just that much worse. Mortal enemies “with benefits” was not exactly the plan. ~ 2015.06

8. Let's Fall in Love in a Place You Want to Stay by embro [?, 134.1k]

A George of the Jungle / Tarzan AU where Louis is a model who meets Wild Man Harry in the Congo. He was raised by apes and barely speaks a word of English and turns Louis' life upside down. ~ 2015.05

9. Wild And Unruly by 100percentsassy & gloria_andrews | @100percentsassy @gloriaandrews [E, 123.6k]

Harry is a cowboy sitting on the biggest oil reservoir in Wyoming, and Louis is the paralegal assigned to pressure him into selling his land. ~ 2015.05

10. Marking Up The Atmosphere by acidveins | @harryendous [E, 119.1k]

At the age of twenty, Harry deals with things expected to occur at his age: student loans, instant meals, electricity bills, and the constant, incessant presence of never ending coursework. That, and the job of raising his six year old daughter and avoiding the charm of a young, successful, and very off-limits Louis Tomlinson. ★ 1D Big Bang round 3

11. nobody shines the way you do by wildestdreams | @softasurcheek [E, 115.3k]

Louis pretends to be Harry’s boyfriend to help him win back his douchebag ex-boyfriend, but things don’t go according to plan. ★ 1D Big Bang round 3

12. The Galaxy's Edge by thecheshirepussycat | @the-cheshire-pussy-cat [E, 113.9k]

In which Louis is a bounty hunter with a messed up past. Harry is a prince who just wants to prove himself. Niall and Zayn have too many things to figure out together. And Liam just wants to take care of his family. Things never quite go as they are planned during a simple rescue job. ~ 2015.05

13. Crazy and Infectious by Star55 | @star55 [E, 101.8k]

A 17/25 age difference story in which we flash back to find out just how Louis and Harry actually got together. ~ 2015.02

14. Butterfly Gun by eravain [M, 100.3k]

1940's AU. Even after six years apart, they can't forget their shared wartime childhood. ~ 2015.04

15. nocturne in silver and blue by tinyweirdloves | @tinyweirdloves [E, 97.5k]

louis is a fallen star and harry brings him home. told over the course of fourteen years. ★ 1D Big Bang round 3

16. Who Painted the Moon Black by throughthedark | @haroldsmodellegs [E, 95.6k]

Hunger Games AU where Louis Tomlinson is district six's victor from the 69th Hunger Games and Harry Styles is district seven's victor from the 72nd Hunger Games. ~ 2015.01

17. Baby..Baby? by bottomlouiswriter | @bottomlouiswriter [M, 91.2k]

Louis and Harry are just a normal couple. Well if Louis being able to get pregnant even being a guy, and Harry already having had impregnated Louis resulting in their 10 month old son Alexander. They both have busy lives, Harry being at uni studying music and photography while also maintaining a job to support his family, and louis is a stay at home dad to Alexander. Everything is changed when Harry gets a life changing job offer and things start changing, quite quickly. Oh, and did I mention that Louis pregnant again. ~ 2015.04

18. You are the Only Exception by MrsStylinson | @lovehoperomance [T, 91k]

Louis is 21 and a serial Casanova and Harry is the 17 year old heartbreaker who won't leave him alone who chooses to ignore this fact. Louis just might be falling in love with the ridiculously eager boy but Harry might just get tired of always giving chase. ~ 2015.06

19. Chasing the High by Rearviewdreamer | @all-these-larrythings [M, 90.7k]

Louis is a therapist in a rehab facility and Harry has been court ordered to stay there for six weeks. ~ 2015.03

20. Just Say You Love Me, Just For Today by NiamJenn1994 | @meloveniall1994 [M, 87.1k]

A Parent Trap Au ~ 2015.05

21. No Matter Where You Are by Redworks [T, 85.9k]

AU where Louis makes a lot of mistakes but Harry loves him anyway. ~ 2015.04

22. electing strange perfections by lightofathousandstars | @scrunchyharry [E, 84.7k]

Back for the summer from university, 19-year-old Louis is faced with a massive problem: their new gardener is quite possibly the most gorgeous man he's ever met. Over the course of the summer, Louis and a 25-year-old Harry will learn that love can be found where you least expect it. ~ 2015.02

23. for now (and forever) [M, 88.2k]

Louis is going into the Army, Harry is going nowhere, and there's nothing like a little identity fraud between friends. ~ 2015.02

24. leave it to the breeze by hattalove | @hattalove [E, 81.4k]

a great british bake off au in which louis cares about winning and winning only, harry is made of sunshine and rainbow sprinkles, and niall sticks his nose into other people's business. also featuring liam as louis's best friend-slash-concerned mother, and zayn as a macaron connoisseur. ★ 1D Big Bang round 3

25. More Than Meets The Eye by Kathyyjane [T, 78.8k]

Harry Styles is use to being pushed around by the football team, so he expects nothing else from new kid Louis Tomlinson, who just happens to be a jock. Will Harry learn that not everyone is the same, that everyone has secrets, and that sometimes there is more to a person than what meets the eye? ~ 2015.04

26. Want You More Than A by TheCellarDoor | @donotdialnine [M, 77.5k]

Falling in love with your step-brother’s best friend is a disaster enough. When he happens to be the boy everyone loves and you’re a nerd who wears sweater vests and cries during rom-coms, it takes it to a whole new level. ~ 2015.01

27. You Drive Me Round The Bend by TheCellarDoor | @donotdialnine [M, 77k]

In which Louis is a spoilt rich kid who’s always on the phone while he drives and Harry is a struggling musician making his way down the mountain. It’s just a matter of time before they crash and burn. ~ 2015.06

28. May We Stay Lost On Our Way Home by LoadedGunn | @loaded-gunn [E, 74.2k]

On March 31st, Harry Styles disappears. Though many speculate, only two people know where to find him: Niall, his former guitarist, and Zayn, who follows where Niall leads.The fact the biggest boy band in the world broke up two weeks earlier might be related to the disappearance. The fact Harry meets a fairy named Louis in the woods is a whole other matter. ~ 2015.04 From Fairy Fic series

29. To Him Who in the Love of Nature by wayfared | @charrysoda [M, 71.4k]

after Louis' delicate world comes crashing down upon him, he takes off for the loneliest place he can think of. But, in the midst of the whirling snow, there's always a warm fireplace to come home to. ★ 1D Big Bang round 3

30. Blue as a glacier by kitundercover | @kitundercover [E, 71.3k]

Skiing AU. Harry is the famous singer who's decided to have a go at skiing between tours. Louis is the snowboarder who makes the mistake of taking the lift with him. They go from there. ~ 2015.05

#one direction #larry stylinson #larry fanfic #larry fic rec #monthly review #2015 #2015 review

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cbrs · 8 years ago

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Answer all of them... Coont.

Thank you for this completely unsolicited ask.

1. Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? Pandora

2. is your room messy or clean? Messy…

3. what color are your eyes? Hazel:/

4. do you like your name? why? Ido! It’s unique, it means queen, and you can say “Rayna of sunshine”

5. what is your relationship status? Single and ready to mingle my friends

6. describe your personality in 3 words or less Sympathetic, friendly and passionate?

7. what color hair do you have? Brownedy brown

8. what kind of car do you drive? color? Toyota Corolla and she’s silver and gorgeous and I miss her

9. where do you shop? MostlyTarget and Old Navy…whoops

10. how would you describe your style? What style?

11. favorite social media account Like that I follow?? Jensen Ackles’ twitter? Idk man

12. what size bed do you have? Twin…unfortunate since I bring boys home all the time

13. any siblings? My bigbrother

14. if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? Manhattan (which is casually where I live)but eventually I’ll want to move to the suburbs/ never leave NY

15. favorite snapchat filter? That anime one that gives you clear skin

16. favorite makeup brand(s) NYX…Ulta…allthat cheap shit

17. how many times a week do you shower? 6-8

18. favorite tv show? Thisone is hard…Supernatural also known as my entire life

19. shoe size? 7 ½ -8 ½

20. how tall are you? 5’4”

21. sandals or sneakers? Sneakers

22. do you go to the gym? Iused to…and need to again like real time

23. describe your dream date Dinnercause I love food…lots of talking about deep shit…maybe a walk? Kinky sex atthe end…lots of smiling through kisses

24. how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? $38…something like that

25. what color socks are you wearing? No socks cause I’m a bad ass bitch

26. how many pillows do you sleep with? 5

27. do you have a job? what do you do? I work for a giant non-profit. I’m a fundraising assistant.

28. how many friends do you have? None…jk just the right amount

29. whats the worst thing you have ever done? It’s a tie between 2 things, possibly 3. Iwill never tell

30. whats your favorite candle scent? Vanilla

31. 3 favorite boy names Jack,Dean, Daniel/Danny

32. 3 favorite girl names I don’tlike girls so…

33. favorite actor? JensenAckles

34. favorite actress? Ummmmm

35. who is your celebrity crush? Jensen Ackles….why would you ask your favorite actor and celebritycrush? When are they not the same thing??

36. favorite movie? ThePrestige!!!

37. do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? I used to read so much more…I barely readnow. The Devil’s Arithmetic was like my first favorite book but 1984 probably

38. money or brains? Bothgirl

39. do you have a nickname? what is it? Ray, Ray Ray, Raynz…mom

40. how many times have you been to the hospital? 2 or 3…but never for myself.

41. top 10 favorite songs GoddamnI’m too tired to answer this, but I’ll give you genres: Broadway, Classic rockand alternative or whatever the heck that stuff is called

42. do you take any medications daily? I wish…

43. what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) Oily and it’s a pain

44. what is your biggest fear? Divorce

45. how many kids do you want? 2-4

46. whats your go to hair style? Messy bun

47. what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) Apartment

48. who is your role model? My dad…it took me like 20 years to see this but he’s such a goodperson in a lot of ways

49. what was the last compliment you received? Errrr I was complimented on my job doing something big for work Iguess? More thanked but whatever

50. what was the last text you sent? “February” haha

51. how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? Well I’m Jewish so I was born with thatknowledge

52. what is your dream car? Is it lame if I say a 1967 Chevy Impala???

53. opinion on smoking? Iactually really want to but I never will

54. do you go to college? Beenthere done that

55. what is your dream job? Brand/Marketing Strategist or something in events

56. would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? Suburbs

57. do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? I have baskets and baskets of them at myhouse

58. do you have freckles? Awee bit

59. do you smile for pictures? Unfortunatelyfor the photographer

60. how many pictures do you have on your phone? 226

61. have you ever peed in the woods? I did…and I will never do it again

62. do you still watch cartoons? Bob’s Burgers…like every day

63. do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? Never had either

64. Favorite dipping sauce? Anything that’s not super spicy

65. what do you wear to bed? T-shirts and pj pants or sweatpants

66. have you ever won a spelling bee? No and I remember one year I got out on the word squirrel

67. what are your hobbies? Singing, writing, crying, having crises

68. can you draw? Iactually used to be decent but I doubt I can now

69. do you play an instrument? Iused to play the clarinet J

70. what was the last concert you saw? …Um…I never saw a concert

71. tea or coffee? COFFEE

72. Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? DD

73. do you want to get married? Always

74. what is your crush’s first and last initial? J.A. haha idk man I’m not really crushingright now

75. are you going to change your last name when you getmarried? Yeah

76. what color looks best on you? Purple

77. do you miss anyone right now? Not in this particular moment but I was missing a lot of people and alot of things for a very long time

78. do you sleep with your door open or closed? Closed…the fuck?

79. do you believe in ghosts? Wellmore like spirits, but yeah ghosts are welcome too

80. what is your biggest pet peeve? Hypocrisy? Idk these are hard

81. last person you called` Icalled? Margo

82. favorite ice cream flavor? Cookie Dough…or Fish Food….yummm

83. regular oreos or golden oreos? Regular

84. chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? Chocolate but I can get behind rainbow

85. what shirt are you wearing? Grey T-shirt from Old Navy

86. what is your phone background? Tina Beltcher and proud of it

87. are you outgoing or shy? Sortain between

88. do you like it when people play with your hair? If done properly yes

89. do you like your neighbors? Don’t know them

90. do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? Always in the mornings, sometimes at nightif I’m feeling crazy

91. have you ever been high? Yes

92. have you ever been drunk? Oh yeah

93. last thing you ate? Cookies

94. favorite lyrics right now “HereI am again, trading in a group of friends, to hopefully make amends witheverything I’ve done wrong”

95. summer or winter? Itused to be winter but I think it’s getting to be summer tbh

96. day or night? Oh godboth…they’re both great

97. dark, milk, or white chocolate? Milk

98. favorite month? Februarycause it’s my birth month

99. what is your zodiac sign Theage of Aquarius!!!

100. who was the last person you cried in front of? Probably Margo…sorry

This came out really weird and non of my no good friends would help me…not pleased at all.

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littlcdeath · 8 years ago

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//Another post about the alters, with some we were missing. This one was made by Becky like a year ago, and it’s definitely funnier than mine. Doesn’t include me because I hadn’t been out yet.

Ok, since Fae promised yesterday, here’s a general list of the people inhabiting this head. I’ll specify who age-slides, and what ages we can be when we do. I’ll actually try to specify what age everyone is. Be warned that we are well above 50, although not everyone’s active at once. I’m sorry if this is confusing. Hope the list helps • Fae- Actual owner of the body. Has not been fully “herself” since she was like 6 (when Harl got here). Always co-cons with someone because she can’t stand being out alone. Doesn’t know or care what we do with her life. Terrified of people. Has left us alone for extended periods of time. If you think you’ve talked to her, there’s a 99% chance it was actually Claire, Amanda, or me. Actually a very sweet kid, but very hurt. Will go to the end of the world for her friends. Can hold a grudge like nobody’s business. Paints herself as a bitch but is a softie. Her mom cannot tell the difference between her and me. Diabetic, to Nidia’s displeasure. Closet Gryffindor turned Slytherin in order to survive.

• Amanda – Our system’s “guard dog”/Head Bitch in Charge. Much more complicated than that. The real author of Fae’s thigh scars (barely visible now), and maybe the only reason she made it through high school. The little voice that says “kill everyone and blame it on me”. Zero concern for consequences for herself. Impulse control consists on “Jail is awful and Fae doesn’t deserve it”. She’s over 30.

• Claire- Possibly Fae’s projection of herself into different universes. She can be 6, 17, 24 and 35. Last name Constantine. From Liverpool. Awful accent. Please don’t call her Australian. Another closer Gryffindor turned Slytherin. Most of Fae’s friends are actually hers. Has been Fae for longer than Fae has been Fae. Likes soccer and we’re sorry. Punk. Hella Punk. Also hella broke.

• Mara- Claire’s sister (maybe twin). Stay away from her (possibly the sexual alter, can be the same ages as Claire) Responsible for most of Fae’s awful dating decisions.

• Valentina- Rarely comes out, but she’s apparently God? We don’t know. Seems like she knows everyone, though. She always looks 20-something, but we know she’s older.

• Hellena- Mara’s daughter. STAY AWAY. Evil incarnate. Abusive A.F. Can and will destroy you. In her 20’s

• Christine- Hell’s identical twin. Remember that girl in Mean Girls who wants to bake a cake out of sunshine and rainbows and smiles? Christine is that cake. Rarely out. Same age as Hell

• Evey- Hell and Chris’ big sister. That one kid with the pink hair and lots of tattoos. Zero impulse control. Always looks like a teenager for some reason (not over 25)

• Vlad- Agender/Genderqueer mystical creature of the forest. Valentina’s child. Awesome person in general. Permanently 17.

• Edward- Mr. Nigma, sir. Somehow has better makeup skills than all the girls here combined. If his attitude was as nice as his eyebrows, he’d rule the world by now. EVERYTHING HAS QUESTION MAKRS. Knows more than anyone. Is actually a genius. Wastes his time trying to school the little ones (and trying to get Naya to use proper words). Smug bastard. Probs 40-something.

• Cass- Also from comics. EVERYTHING IS YELLOW (yiyo). Doesn’t talk much, but is always fun to have around. Will make you watch animated movies and take you to Starbucks. Will also make you work out. Can be 5, 9, 18 and 25. Smol Cass is a fan of pokemon. If it’s yellow, it belongs to her. • Naya- Cass’ child. Has her own language, featuring words like “kaijukata”, “pakato”, and “omashii” (“Kaiju attack”, an insult of her own invention, and her word for “mother”.) There are no sidewalks, only pedestrian lanes. Biggest Kaiju Enthusiast. Wants to be Mako Mori.

• M.J.- Has been here for as long as Harley has. Isn’t around as much. The difference between her and Claire is that you can actually understand what MJ says when she gets mad. Probs 25 forever.

• Danni- Amanda’s daughter. Will also fuck you up. Has the weirdest kinks. 23

• Miranda- Danni’s daughter. Don’t ask. Also a sexual alter. 21

• Martha- Miranda’s sister. Level-headed. A psychiatrist. 21. Actual most mature person in this head, along with Tári.

• Alyssa- Mara’s best friend. Take Alice out of wonderland and teach her ballet, then add a sprinkle of Luna Lovegood. Permanently 17-ish. • Robin- Alice’s little sister. Wants to be Carrie Kelly when she grows up. Terrified of squirrels. Can be 5 and 18.

• Tári- Alice and Robin’s eldest sister. Asperger’s. Genius extraordinaire. Loves to talk to Eddie. Often one of them leaves the conversation feeling stupid (it isn’t Tári). Loves Legos. REALLY LOVES LEGOS. Forensic Anthropologist/wants to be Bones when she grows up. Vegetarian. Can be 12/21.

• Shilo- Shilo Wallace. Infected by her genetics. Her nightmares are the worse. Once made Amanda and sally fight over a pair of combat boots just so she could get to keep them. Probably my best friend in here.

• Bellatrix- That one got here on her own. Over 50. Still looks great.

• Cassiopeia- Bella’s biggest mistake. Best teacher ever. Resident hipster chick. Looks like Zoey Deschanel. Is actually here to keep a little group of alters from causing too much mayhem. 23.

• Ascella- Lesbian extraordinaire. Sees dead people. I’m not even kidding. Permanently 23.

• Jamie M.- Another one who got here on her own. Our self confidence boosts and power trips. Will maybe kill someone. Better than you and is not afraid to let you know. Fae’s teachers were terrified of her. Everyone’s terrified of her; I don’t know who we think we’re kidding. 32.

• Lestat- Fae’s gay vampire boyfriend. Is rarely around anymore. Probably for the best. 260-ish years old. Prick.

And I’m missing a lot of others, but I’ll now introduce myself.

I really don’t want to say my name, because…well, I’m still not used to all this. I’ve been here for a little less than a year. Got here to protect Fae from a possibly harmful relationship. Did not work. Voted “Mom Alter” by the little ones (and some of the grown-ups). Apparently, too much like the kid. They call me “morbid” for some reason (not my fault everyone here is super fainthearted). Always cold and always in pain. I also age-slide and kind of don’t like it. 20-25. If we cancel plans, it’s most likely my fault and I’m sorry.

So yeah. This would be the general list of people you may encounter here. As I said, I may be missing some, but they’re either rarely active or not here for the time being. Feel free to talk to any of us at any moment, or ask to talk to anyone if you’d like. We have some degree of control over who’s out, so…yeah. And we’re always happy to meet new people. Well, some of us.

Anyway, that’d be all for now. Thanks for reading, and I hope this isn’t –too- weird.

#Behind the Scenes (ooc)#fae's mental health #United States of Fae post #probs will delete soon #I swear this one is better than the last one #Freckles is actually funny

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