#i need to keep the horni Miis away from them somehow

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QUICK, POKEMON FANDOM, SPECIFICALLY SUBMAS FANS (+ incorrect quotes, so people actually look at this)

I NEED to know who you ship Ingo and Emmet with (NOT EACH OTHER, we don't do that here >:/)

I'm playing Tomodachi Life (using characters I've simped over as residents), and everyone keeps trying to either set up Emmet and Ingo or want to get with Emmet and Ingo

But me? Personally? I don't think Simon Blackquill and Ingo are a good match

So yeah, hand over your ships because Google and Ao3 aren't helping me :3

Anyways, after months away, having some incorrect Submas Quotes

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Ingo: I won't do it.

Emmet: Come on, it won't be that bad!

Ingo: Hmmm...

Emmet: I'll get you a Thomas the Tank Engine ice cream if you-

Ingo, pulling out his Chandelure: Fine-

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Elesa: WHY is Emmet hanging off of Chand-

Ingo, eating his ice cream in shame: Don't ask.

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Emmet: You know the rule, no legendary or mythical pokemon!

Trainer: Oh, but you allow Arcanine-

Emmet: listen here you little-

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When Submas (+Elesa) drops food

Ingo: Eh, oh well.

Emmet: FIVE-SECOND RULE!

Elesa: FUCK!

Ingo: *just gets more food*

Elesa: *drops to their knees and mourns the food*

Emmet: *eats the food off the ground*

Ingo: EMMET-

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Ingo, holding a rock: A fan just gave this to me and said, "I feel like you deserve the moon, but all I can give you is a rock."

Emmet, getting the rock box: Add it to the collection.

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Emmet, taping a knife onto Durant: Be free, my child.

Ingo, entering the room with a small cut on his ankle: Who the *aggressive train sound*

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Ingo: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.

Emmet: That sounds like a dare to me.

Ingo: No DON'T-

Ingo: *gets sent to the past*

Emmet: *gross sobbing*

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*After Ingo's disappearance*

Elesa: When do you usually go to sleep?

Emmet: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.

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OK, remember to comment your Submas ships (No Blankshipping or whatever tf it's called, no incest in my tiny Tumblr square)

Bye ^^